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Riddler:
I am flora, not fauna. I am foliage, not trees. What am I? Ooh come on, you can get this. I am shrubbery, not grass. What am I? I...

Robin:
Ambush.

– Young Justice, Season 1  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Cheshire:
Okay, fine, we're sisters. I don't actually want you dead.

– Young Justice, Season 1  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Zatanna:
Tekcajtiarts! (Straitjacket!)

Riddler:
Ah! No! No! I am NOT the straitjacket type! I am strictly Belle Reve, not Arkham!

Zatanna:
Gag mih!(Gag him!)

– Young Justice, Season 1  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Bernard:
If there was a major crisis, you wouldn't need to go at all.

Hacker:
Is there a major crisis coming up?

Bill:
Not really, Prime Minister.

Hacker:
Is there a distant crisis, that we could bring forward?

– Yes, Minister, Series Two (1987-88)  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Gretchen:
[waking up to find Jimmy has built a blanket fort around her] You stayed?

Jimmy:
Yeah.

Gretchen:
[crying] You stayed.

– You're the Worst, Season 2  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Gretchen:
There is a stack of mail that I have been avoiding.

Justina:
Why?

Gretchen:
They always want money, or you have jury duty, or your grandma sent you a check for your birthday, and then you feel guilty that you never call her, and then you can't get out of bed for a month. Anyway... mail. Does that count for your stupid-ass...? Ugh, sorry.

Justina:
It's all right, I'm a professional. You can say anything you want in here.

Gretchen:
Hmm. Anything? Really? Does opening the mail count for your one little asshole thing, you goddamn cock? You suck-balls dumb dick?

Justina:
Sure.

Gretchen:
Fine, jizz-magnet. I will open one piece of mail.

Jimmy:
Say "whore."

Gretchen:
Whore.

Jimmy:
Whore.

Justina:
I'm regretting giving you license to say anything. Plus I do kind of want to fight you right now.

Gretchen:
Too late. No take-backsies. Titty-sucking bitch.

– You're the Worst, Season 3  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Gretchen:
You know, after I cleaned the fries off your face and put you to bed, you said something to me that was pretty dark.

Jimmy:
Don't tell me.

Gretchen:
Okay. I won't. [pause] I love you too.

– You're the Worst, Season 2  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Gretchen:
So you kissed, and then what happened?

Jimmy:
Then she showed me her bronze medal.

Gretchen:
She did? Why?

Jimmy:
Because she was understandably proud of it.

Gretchen:
She...she was proud of her bronze medal?!

Jimmy:
It's quite beautiful, close up. [Gretchen is disgusted] What?

Gretchen:
Why would a person just show someone their butthole?!

Jimmy:
What?! No! A real bronze medal! Why would you think I meant a butthole?

Gretchen:
Well, you said "bronze medal." I mean, it is the third-best hole. Brownish.

– You're the Worst, Season 2  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Artemis:
I got... confused by um... some old movie I saw the other night. About a ninja girl whose ninja dad ordered her to kill her ninja boyfriend 'cause he was from a rival ninja clan.

Kid Flash:
So, I'm your "ninja boyfriend" huh?

Artemis:
Hey, amnesia, remember? I completely forgot how truly annoying you are.

Kid Flash:
Oh, like you're the Goddess of Congeniality!

Robin:
Yeesh! Get a room!

– Young Justice, Season 1  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Superboy:
Well, maybe "Tommy" refuses to live in "Tuppence"'s stupid little fantasy world where every problem's solved in half-an-hour!

– Young Justice, Season 1  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Professor Ojo:
[as he's about to hit Superboy who's undercover] Wait! I know him. He's...

Brick:
[Superboy tosses on of the people holding him at Ojo] Not wise. Not wise at all.

Professor Ojo:
Don't you understand? He's...

M'gann M'orzz:
[Telepathically] He's Tommy Terror!

Professor Ojo:
He's Tommy Terror.

Brick:
He's roadkill!

– Young Justice, Season 1  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Riddler:
Fine, fine. No one can say the Riddler goes where he's not wanted.

Brick:
Wow. That philosophy must not leave you with a lot of options.

– Young Justice, Season 1  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

(Miss Martian and Superboy are going under at Belle Reve Penitentiary as the Terror Twins, they're currently enroute with Icicle Jr. and Mr Freeze)

Icicle Jr.:
Reeks when your dad is the man, you know?

Superboy:
Believe me, I know.

– Young Justice, Season 1  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Amanda Waller:
I am the law of last resort. My name is Amanda Waller. I am not your mother, your maiden aunt, or your friend. I am your warden, and you are my prisoners. The proprietary collars you wear are custom designed to inhibit your specific meta abilities. No strength. No ice. In addition, the collars can and will be used to discipline inmates. A con who breaks the rules gets one warning. [Waller demonstrates] If order has not been restored, the next shock will render the offender unconscious. At the slightest hint of trouble this facility goes into lockdown. Belle Reve's walls are thick enough to hold Superman. We know - we've checked. No one's ever escaped Belle Reve. No one ever will.

– Young Justice, Season 1  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Tommy Terror:
[after a collar is put on him] That don't feel right... My strength - but I done just gone toe-to-toe with Superman.

Superboy:
Congratulations. That's more quality time than he's ever given me.

– Young Justice, Season 1  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Lex Luthor:
That went well. Both Li and Sheng were quite impressed with Merci's equipment and are quite literally buying into the peace. Our plan to ensure the eventual reunification of Rhelasa, under LexCorp's political and economic guidance is a success.

Ra's Al Ghul:
And thus, another corner of the world...sees the Light.

– Young Justice, Season 1  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Red Arrow:
Do you really think there's a mole on your team?

Aqualad:
I cannot rule out the possibility. I will investigate... quietly.

Red Arrow:
Not tell them?

Aqualad:
I do not want the unit unraveling over baseless suspicions. If there is a mole, I do not wish to tip him or her off.

– Young Justice, Season 1  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Red Arrow:
I can't believe we just did a solid for Lex Luthor.

Aqualad:
Not for Luthor - for peace.

– Young Justice, Season 1  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Sportsmaster:
(to Aqualad) Let's just say, I have an inside source. Very inside.

– Young Justice, Season 1  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Red Arrow:
[to Aqualad] Take Sportsmaster. Cheshire's mine!

Cheshire:
So territorial. And only our third date.

– Young Justice, Season 1  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

(discussing the Rhelasian conflict in school)

Conner Kent:
But why are they fighting? They're all humans... I mean Rhelasians, right?

Lucas Carr:
Right on both counts, actually.

Megan Morse:
[telepathically to Conner] It's no different on Mars. The White Martian minority are treated like second-class citizens by the Green majority. Of course, I'm green but that doesn't make it right.

– Young Justice, Season 1  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

(while tracking Cheshire Red Arrow is thrown off a roof and into a river by Ra's al Ghul)

Red Arrow:
[to his communicator] It's me. I may... possibly... be in over my head.

– Young Justice, Season 1  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Sportsmaster:
I hear you go by Red Arrow now. More like Broken Arrow.

– Young Justice, Season 1  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Ra's al Ghul:
The evening's agenda was to create strife between nations -not my assasins.

Cheshire:
[Cheshire kneels before Ra's al Ghul] Master.

Ra's al Ghul:
And client. So twice disappointed in your failure.

– Young Justice, Season 1  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

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