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[Comet grunts about the lights not being straight.]

Scott:
What do you mean it's not straight? [Comet grunts] Sure it's straight.

Comet:
[grunting] Uh-uh.

Scott:
Maybe your head's crooked. [Comet grunts in protest.] You know, Prancer's not this picky.

Comet:
[grunting] Yes, he is.

Lucy:
Hi, Comet!

Comet:
[grunting; happily] Hi!

[Scott shushes Comet silently]

Lucy:
I've got something for you.

Scott:
Hey, Lucy, what have you got there? [Lucy unwraps out a Christmas-themed Crunch Bar] Oh, you gotta be careful with the sweets: He tends to overeat.

Lucy:
Uncle Scott, are you Santa Claus?

Scott:
What? Why would you ask me something like that?

Lucy:
'Cause you have a reindeer, and only Santa has reindeer.

Scott:
Nonsense. A lot of people have reindeer.

Lucy:
Name five.

Scott:
Well... most of them live in Finland, but I can't pronounce their names. [Comet stares at Scott] Besides, reindeer are too stupid to make good pets. [Comet scowls at Scott]

Lucy:
Well, I think you're very smart. [Comet licks her, and she giggles]

The Santa Clause 2  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Toy Santa:
[singing] ? Dashing through the snow in a strip-mining machine. Flatten the hills we go. ? Come on! Put a smile on that face, little troll! Wait a minute. I got a joke. This'll cheer you up. Knock, knock!

Elf:
Who's there?

Toy Santa:
Aren't you.

Elf:
"Aren't you" who?

Toy Santa:
AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO GET BACK TO WORK?! All of you, you little idiots! Back to work!

The Santa Clause 2  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Toy Santa:
It's Scott, isn't it?

Scott:
Yeah. What are you supposed to be?

Toy Santa:
A better, stronger version of what you used to be. With a Flawless complexion, I might add. Look, it just glistens.

Scott:
Listen to me, I'm back now. So untie us. Let the elves go and give me back the coat.

Toy Santa:
[mutters as if thinking, until finally…] NO CAN DO! It's Christmas Eve! I have coal to deliver! And I don't want those naughty kids to suffer! [laughs]

The Santa Clause 2  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Bernard:
OK, Chet. This is it. You ready to rock and roll?

Carol:
Chet?

Bernard:
Yeah. He's still in training.

Scott:
How much flight time has he had?

Bernard:
About a minute and a half.

Curtis:
Yeah but he's had a lotta crash time.

Scott:
Curtis.

Curtis:
He's just a baby.

The Santa Clause 2  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Bernard:
Where are you going?

Scott:
You know this, Number One. Its Christmas. I've got to deliver gifts.

Bernard:
Aren't you forgetting something?

Scott:
No.

Bernard:
You gotta get married.

Carol:
Excuse me?

Scott:
Carol, I... I cannot continue being Santa...unless I find a Mrs. Claus.

Carol:
Oh. So that's what the whole noodles and pie thing...You just needed to find a wife.

Scott:
No.

Carol:
No?

Scott:
Yes.

Carol:
Yes?

Scott:
Yes, I was looking for a wife. No, I didn't figure on falling... in love.

Carol:
You love me? This is all happening so fast.

Scott:
Well, there's no pressure.

Carol:
Good.

Scott:
I just won't deliver the gifts and children everywhere will stop believing, the elves will lose their jobs, the North Pole will disappear and Christmas will be gone.

Abby:
Get down on one knee.

Scott:
Hm?

Abby:
Do it. Now. Say "Carol."

Scott:
Carol.

Carol:
Uh-huh? Yeah?

Abby:
You say this is happening all so fast.

Scott:
You say this is happening all so fast.

Abby:
But you've known me your whole life.

Scott:
But you've known me your whole life.

Abby:
When you were little and alone...

Scott:
When you were little and alone...

Abby and Scott:
Santa--

Scott:
[to Abby] I can take it from here. [to Carol] Santa was always there for you. And I will be, as long as you continue to believe in me. I know I'm asking you to leave everything at home, but I can guarantee you that this is worth it. This place... This place is all about magic and love... and wonder. And occasionally, a thin-crust pizza and a movie and a long winter night.

Carol:
Is there a school here?

Scott:
Yeah, we have one, a school, the elves need a new principal. Cause as of late some of the elves have been acting a bit impish. Carol, I love you.

Carol:
You do?

Scott:
Will you be my wife?

Abby:
I will.

Carol:
Thank you. I've got it from here. I will.

The Santa Clause 2  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Bernard:
Stay where you are! Don't be afraid!

The Santa Clause 2  Movie Quote

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Bernard:
Don't listen to him! This guy's not Santa! [Elf: Not Santa?] He's a toy! He has a rubber face, and a plastic tushy!

The Santa Clause 2  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Bernard:
Trust me! Don't let him ruin Christmas!

The Santa Clause 2  Movie Quote

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Toy Santa:
Hi! Merry Christmas! Ho-ho-ho!

The Santa Clause 2  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Toy Santa:
Can I have your attention? Stop the work, please. Everybody, stop the work. That's nice. I have a little announcement to make. From the moment forward, we're not gonna make any more toys. [Elves: What? Huh?]

The Santa Clause 2  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Toy Santa:
The children of the world don't deserve these presents. They're running rampage with naughtiness. So, for this Christmas, we're gonna give these greedy, selfish little kids exactly what they deserve. A beautiful, high-quality, yet-low sulfur variety of coal! [Elves: Coal?!] Quiet! [Elf: We can't give them coal.] We have to focus, all of us, on the goals ahead. And just to make sure that happens. Thank you, sweetie. I hate to blow my own horn.

The Santa Clause 2  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Toy Santa:
I was up late, can't sleep. Milk wouldn't do it, cocoa is sweet, so I decided to make my own army of toy soldiers. They don't have a good sense of humor like me. I would do what they ask you, which is really much what I'm gonna tell you!

The Santa Clause 2  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Toy Santa:
Thank you for those kind words, Bernard. Well, now that we all have an understanding, have a joyous and merry Christmas!

The Santa Clause 2  Movie Quote

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Toy Santa:
[as coal tumbles] Merry Christmas!

The Santa Clause 2  Movie Quote

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Toy Santa:
Let me outta here, you kiddies! Wait a minute, something's shocking me.

The Santa Clause 2  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Toy Santa:
I promise I'll be nice!

The Santa Clause 2  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Curtis:
The toy Santa's gone completely outta control. He's locked up the elves, shut down the workshop, he thinks everybody's naughty, and he's gonna give the whole world coal! [Scott: Well, then, how come Bernard didn't come down and tell me?] He's under house arrest. [Scott: Bernard?] Yeah. You gotta fly back with me to the North Pole and save Christmas! [Scott: I can't, I have no magic left. I'm outta magic, look.] I thought you had Comet.

The Santa Clause 2  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Charlie:
My dad is the best thing of all and I can't tell anyone about it. You have no idea how hard that is walking around with that secret for all these years. And now on top of everything, you're going out with Principal Newman? I mean, and you don't even tell me about it! My whole life has become about secrets and I hate it!

The Santa Clause 2  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

[First lines]

Mrs. Clause:
All right, class, if a reindeer leaves Elfsburg flying west at 20 miles per hour, and another reindeer flies east travelling at 50 miles per hour, how many hours does it take for them to be 210 miles apart? Anyone? Anyone? [One elf raises her hand] Trish.

Trish:
How come we can't learn things we want to?

Mrs. Clause:
Like what?

Trish:
Like... Was it weird when you married Santa and had to move up to the Pole and give up your old life?

Mrs. Clause:
Weirder than you can possibly imagine. But then something so gigantic happened that it changed Santa and me forever.

Trish:
Like what?

Mrs. Clause:
...Okay.

The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Dr. Phil:
Hit the metal arm with something. There!

Scary Movie 4  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Dr. Phil:
Shaquille. I'm not angry at you, 'cause we ARE one minute away from Death. Just shut the "No" voice. Own your success.

Scary Movie 4  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Dr. Phil:
Just make the damn basket!

Scary Movie 4  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Dr. Phil:
What the hell was that for?!

Scary Movie 4  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Dr. Phil:
Your FEELINGS?! To hell with your feelings! Everybody with their feelings! "I'm obese, my kid's a brat, help me, help me! JUST SHUT UP!!! (cries) Why can't I fix anyone of them?! I'm so dumb and worthless! Mama was right, Mama was right! (sobs)

Scary Movie 4  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

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