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[about the new curtains Jane bought]

Jane:
If you don't like them we can take them back.

John:
All right, I don't like them.

Jane:
[pause] You'll get used to them.

Mr. & Mrs. Smith  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

John:
Careful, Jane. I can push the button any time I like.

Jane:
Baby, you couldn't find the button with both hands and a map.

Mr. & Mrs. Smith  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Jane:
Promise me to leave the town or I will blow it.

John:
Ok... I give up. Please blow it.

Jane:
Excuse me. What?

John:
Go on. Blow it.

Jane:
You think I won't?

John:
I think you won't.

Jane:
OK. Five. Four. Any last words?

John:
Your new curtains are hideous.

Jane:
Goodbye John. [Janet hit's the PC keyboard and the bomb detonates. The monitor screen blacks out.] What the hell is this?

Janet:
You said Goodbye.

Mr. & Mrs. Smith  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

John:
[during a car chase] I never told you, but I was married once before. [Jane slams on the brakes] Ow! Are you insane? What's wrong with you!?

Jane:
[hitting John] You're what's wrong with me!

John:
It was a drunken Vegas thing.

Jane:
Oh, that's better! That's much better! [pause] What's her name and social security number?

John:
No, you're not gonna kill her.

Mr. & Mrs. Smith  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Jane:
You deviated from the plan.

John:
The plan was flawed.

Jane:
The plan was not flawed.

John:
Anal.

Jane:
Organized.

John:
Jane, 90% of this job is instinct.

Jane:
Well, your instinct set off every alarm of the building.

John:
My instinct got the job done. It may not have been Jane Show...

Jane:
No! It was John Show. It was half-assed. Like Christmas, like our anniversary, like the time you forgot to bring my mother's birthday present.

John:
Your fake mother's birthday present.

Jane:
The point is, you are always the first to break team.

John:
You don't want a team. You want a servant to hire.

Jane:
I want someone I can count on.

John:
[sigh] Jane, there is no air around you any more.

Janeh:
Oh, what is that supposed to mean?

John:
That means there is no room for mistakes, whatsoever. No mistakes. No spontaneity. Who can answer that?

Jane:
Well, you don't have to. Because this is not even a real marriage!

[brief ice cold silence]

Danz:
Who are you people?

Jane:
Shut up!!

Mr. & Mrs. Smith  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

[at the marriage counselor's office]

Counselor:
At the scale of one to ten, how happy are you in this marriage?

Jane:
[quickly] Eight.

John:
Wait, is ten perfectly happy or...?

Counselor:
Just respond instinctively.

John:
[turns to Jane] You ready?

Jane:
Yeah.

Together:
Eight.

Mr. & Mrs. Smith  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

John Smith:
I guess that's what happens in the end, you start thinking about the beginning.

Mr. & Mrs. Smith  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

John Smith:
We have an unusual problem here, Jane. You obviously want me dead, and I'm less and less concerned for your well-being.

Mr. & Mrs. Smith  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

John Smith:
Option A: You talk, we listen, no pain. Option B: You don't talk, I remove your thumbs with my pliers, it will hurt. Option C: I like to vary the details a bit but the punch line is you die.

Mr. & Mrs. Smith  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Jane Smith:
Happy endings are just stories that haven't finished yet.

Mr. & Mrs. Smith  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Eddie:
I live with my mom because I choose to. She's the only woman I've ever trusted.

Mr. & Mrs. Smith  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Makenzie:
My mom says that you're homeless, is that true?

Fern:
No, I'm not homeless. I'm just house-less. Not the same thing, right?

Nomadland  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Dolly:
You know, when you were growing up, you were eccentric to other people. You maybe seemed weird, but it was just because you were braver and more honest than everybody else. And you could see me when I was hiding from everybody. And sometimes you could see me before I saw myself. I needed that in my life. And you are my sister. I would have loved having you around all these years. You left a big hole by leaving.

Fern:
That one's on me.

Nomadland  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Fern:
I've been thinking a lot about my husband, Bo. When it got really bad at the end, they had him in the hospital on morphine drippin'. I was sitting there at night in the hospital. And... I'd wanna put my thumb down on that morphine drip just a little bit longer. So I could let him go. Maybe I should've tried harder. So he could've gone sooner without all that pain.

Swankie:
Maybe he wouldn't have wanted that. Maybe he was trying to stay with you as long as he could. I'm sure you took good care of him, Fern.

Fern:
I did.

Nomadland  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Carol:
I see that you have this ring. Are you married?

Fern:
I am, but my husband died.

Carol:
And so...

Fern:
I'm not gonna take that off.

Carol:
That ring is a circle and it never ends. And that means that your love never ends. And you may not be able to take it off, if you tried.

Fern:
I don't think I can.

Nomadland  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Dave:
Hey, find anything?

Fern:
ROCKS!

Nomadland  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Fern:
It's strange that you encourage people to invest their whole life savings, go into debt, just to buy a house they can't afford.

Nomadland  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Fern:
We be the bitches of the badlands.

Nomadland  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Fern:
Bo never knew his parents, and we never had kids. If I didn't stay, if I left, it would be like he never existed. I couldn't pack up and move on. He loved Empire. He loved his work so much. He loved being there, everybody loved him. So I stayed. Same town, same house. Just like my dad used to say: "What's remembered lives." I maybe spent too much of my life just remembering, Bob.

Nomadland  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Linda May:
Before I moved into this squeeze inn, I was out looking for work and putting in applications. 2008, and it was just tough. I got to a really really low point. And I thought about suicide. And I decided I was gonna go buy a bottle of booze, turn on the propane stove, and I was gonna drink that booze until I'm passed out. And if I woke up, I was gonna light a cigarette and I was gonna blow us all up. And I looked at my two sweet little trusting dogs, my Cocker Spaniel and my little Toy Poodle. And I... I just couldn't do that to them. And I thought, well, I can't do that to me either. So I was getting close to 62 and I went online to look at my social security benefits. It said $550. Fern, I have worked my whole life. I've worked since I was 12 years old. Raised two daughters. I couldn't believe it. So I'm online and I find Bob Wells' cheap RV living. I could live in a RV. Travel. And not have to work for the rest of my life.

Nomadland  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Swankie:
I'm gonna be 75 this year. I think I've lived a pretty good life. I've seen some really neat things kayaking all of those places. And... You know, like a moose in the wild. A moose family on the river in Idaho and big white pelicans landed just six feet over my kayak on a lake in Colorado. Or... Come around a bin, was a cliff and find hundreds and hundreds of swallow nests on the wall of the cliff. And the swallows flying all around and reflecting in the water. So it looks like I'm flying with the swallows and they're under me, and over me, and all around me. And little babies are hatching out, and eggshells are falling out of the nest, landing on the water and floating on the water. These little white shells. That was like, it's just so awesome. I felt like I've done enough. My life was complete. If I died right then, at that moment, would be perfectly fine.

Nomadland  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Bob Wells:
One of the things I love most about this life is that there's no final goodbye. You know, I've met hundreds of people out here and I don't ever say a final goodbye. I always just say, "I'll see you down the road." And I do. And whether it's a month, or a year, or sometimes years, I see them again.

Nomadland  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Bob Wells:
I think of an analogy as a work horse. The work horse that is willing to work itself to death, and then be put out to pasture. And that's what happens to so many of us. If society was throwing us away and sending us as the work horse out to the pasture, we work horses have to gather together and take care of each other. And that's what this is all about. The way I see it is that the Titanic is sinking and economic times are changing. And so my goal is to get the lifeboats out and get as many people into the lifeboats as I can.

Nomadland  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

Dolly:
You know, I think that what the nomads are doing is not that different than what the pioneers did. I think Fern's part of an American tradition.

Nomadland  Movie Quote

added 2 years ago

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