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[Yakko sits next to Dot on her bed, her snuggling close to him, as he tells her the story of her birth.]

Yakko:
Okay. Once upon a time, a brave knight married a beautiful princess, and they had two sons.

Dot:
But they wanted a daughter, too.

Yakko:
Right. So, they planted a garden all over the kingdom, and on the first day of spring, every flower in that garden bloomed. And out of the prettiest flower came...

Dot:
Me!

Yakko:
Yep!

[Dot snuggles closer as Yakko hugs her and smiles. Wakko is standing in her bedroom's doorway looking at her in worry of her health, but they don't notice. Yakko continues with the story as Wakko closes the curtains and looks away sadly.]:

Yakko:
And so, the knight and his bride, Mom and Dad, took you home. And every night at bed-time, they'd come in and say... [rubs noses with Dot] "Who's the cutest girl?" And you'd say...

Dot:
I am!

Yakko:
And they'd asked... [rubs noses] "How did you ever get so cute?" And you'd say...

Dot:
I was born that way!

Yakko:
And they'd say... [pokes her nose] "Tell us your name, young lady!" And you'd say...

Dot:
Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fana Bobesca the Third, but you can call me Dot!

Yakko:
And they'd say, "Can we call you Dottie?" And you'd say...

Dot:
No. Just Dot. Call me Dottie, and you die!

Yakko:
And Mom and Dad would laugh, and laugh, and laugh, and they'd tickle you... [tickles her, making her giggle] ...and you'd laugh, too!

Dot:
[laughs happily, but coughs for a moment, then continues laughing]

Yakko:
[gets off her bed and covers her up as she lies down to sleep] And you'd fall asleep with a great, big smile in your heart.

Dot:
[coughs, falling asleep] I like that story.

Yakko:
[strokes her head gently and whispers] G`night, sis.

Wakko's Wish  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Brain:
[flying in the Air-Screw] With the wind at our backs, all we have to do is maintain this velocity, and we'll be the first to reach the wishing star! Do you know what that means Pinky?

Pinky:
What does what mean?

Brain:
Just skip it.

Pinky:
Skip what?

Brain:
Grrrrr! Just stop!

Pinky:
'Kay.

[stops pedaling. They fall]

Brain:
AAAAAHHHH! NO! Keep pedaling! Keep pedaling Pinky!

[he does]

Brain:
Huh, huh... You almost killed us! What were you thinking?

Pinky:
But you said stop! You really did Brain, you said 'stop.'

Brain:
Ignore what I say!

Pinky:
Really?

Brain:
Yes, just keep pedaling!

Pinky:
'Kay.

[stops pedaling again]

Brain:
NOOOOOO! What are you doing?

Pinky:
Ignoring what you say.

Brain:
Not about that!

Pinky:
Not about what?

Brain:
Just KEEP PEDALING!

Pinky:
[starts pedaling again] Sometimes you are so confused, Brain.

Wakko's Wish  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Pinky:
But Brain, how ever will we get to the wishing star first?

Brain:
Simple, Pinky. With the help of the great Leonardo DaVinci.

Pinky:
He is going to give us a ride there in his pant cuffs?

Brain:
No Pinky. DaVinci is dead.

Pinky:
Oh, how sad. When's the funeral?

Brain:
He died a long time ago.

Pinky:
And I forgot to send flowers? Stupid! Stupid! STUPID!

Brain:
No, Pinky, allow me.

[Smacks him with his pencil]

Brain:
STUPID!

Wakko's Wish  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Brain:
Pinky, I knew I'd find you out here wasting time with this horse.

Pinky:
But Pharfigneuten and I have pledged out hearts to each other!

Brain:
Pinky, that is a horse. You are a mouse.

Pinky:
Oh, Brain, don't be so intolerant. Why can't the horses and the mice live together in harmony? Along with the fairies and the wood sprites and the bean sprouts?

Brain:
I stand corrected, Pinky. That is a horse, you are an imbecile.

Pinky:
Thank you!

Wakko's Wish  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Wakko:
If only I'd earned more...

Yakko:
Hey, we'll find some other way to pay for her operation.

Wakko:
I guess so...

Yakko:
You turning in?

Wakko:
...To what?

Yakko:
...Good question. See you in the morning.

Wakko:
Good night

Wakko's Wish  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Yakko:
Oh, riiiight! The secrets about the wishing star- right! Yeah. You see, the key to the whole thing is... Uh, you got a little something in your nose.

King Salazar:
Huh? Where?

Yakko:
Right there.

King Salazar:
[sniffs] Did I get it?

Yakko:
Yeah - noooo, no, still there.

King Salazar:
[sniffs again] How about now?

Yakko:
Now it's over there. Ooh.

King Salazar:
[wipes] How about now?

Yakko:
No. Ugh.

Dot and Wakko:
Ewww! Get it! Get it! Get it!

Yakko:
Please! Could you go to the bathroom and take care of it? Oof. I mean, whoops!

[gags]

King Salazar:
Oh, all right!

[Goes into the bathroom. Wakko jumps down and locks the door]

Warners:
[dancing] We're in charge! We're in charge!

Wakko's Wish  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

King Salazar:
You horrible children! Who taught you how to behave?

Wakko:
[sadly] No one, sir.

Dot:
You see - cough! Cough! We're orphans.

King Salazar:
Yes, well, everyone has problems.

Yakko:
[Bambi eyes] You know, we'd SO like to be adopted.

Wakko:
Will you be our new daddy?

King Salazar:
Certainly not!

Dot:
[jumps on him] Buy me a toy, daddy! Buy me a toy, buy me a toy, buy me a toy!

Wakko:
Oh, please Dad! Do!

King Salazar:
I'm not your father!

Yakko:
That's not what Mommy said.

Wakko's Wish  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Lilian Kantrowitz:
Do you remember when you were a little boy and you wanted to go swimming with your cousin?

Marty Kantrowitz:
Yeah - you didn't wanna let me go because...

Lilian Kantrowitz:
Because I knew something terrible was going to happen. I knew your cousin was gonna drown.

Marty Kantrowitz:
Yeah, but nothing terrible happened, Ma.

Lilian Kantrowitz:
And why is that?

Marty Kantrowitz:
Because I was careful.

Lilian Kantrowitz:
No. Why did nothing terrible happen?

Marty Kantrowitz:
We were extra careful because you told me.

Lilian Kantrowitz:
And your cousin wouldn't be here today if it wasn't for me.

Marty Kantrowitz:
What's goin' on, Ma? Who's gonna drown?

Lilian Kantrowitz:
[pause] You are.

A Walk on the Moon  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Ray Cash:
You know what that is J.R.? You know what that is...?

Carrie Cash:
Stop it, Ray.

Ray Cash:
Nothing.

Ray Cash:
Nothing....That what that is....

(Ray rattles a tin can.)

Ray Cash:
That what that's worth...and that's what you are.

(Ray throw the tin can across the kitchen, and goes on a violent outburst in the aftermath of Jack's death)

Carrie Cash:
Leave him alone Ray, he didn't do this.

Ray Cash:
The devil did this! He took the wrong son!

Carrie Cash:
Stop it, Ray!

Ray Cash:
He was the best, and now he's gone!

Young J.R. Cash:
Jack, please don't leave me alone...

Carrie Cash:
Ray!

Ray Cash:
Quiet!

Carrie Cash:
Stop it!

Ray Cash:
Quiet! Everybody quiet!

Walk the Line  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jamie:
I'm sick.

Landon:
I'll take you home. You'll be better tomorrow...

Jamie:
No. No, Landon! I'm sick. I have leukemia.

Landon:
No. You're 18. You - you're perfect.

Jamie:
No. I found out two years ago and I've stopped responding to treatments.

Landon:
So why didn't you tell me?

Jamie:
The doctor said I should go on and live life normally as best I could. I - I didn't want anybody to be weird around me.

Landon:
Including me?

Jamie:
Especially you! Y'know, I was getting along with everything fine. I accepted it, and then you happened! [tearfully] I do not need a reason to be angry with God.

A Walk to Remember  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jamie:
You're acting like a crazy person, what's going on?

Landon:
Right now, you're straddling the state line.

Jamie:
[confused] Okay...

Landon:
You're in two places at once.

A Walk to Remember  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Landon lays out a blanket for he and Jamie to sit on as they stargaze]

Jamie:
Are you trying to seduce me?

Landon:
Why? Are you seducable?

Jamie:
No.

Landon:
Ah, I didn't think so. Ergo: [pulls something out of his backpack] A second blanket.

A Walk to Remember  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Landon:
[upset] Are you scared?

Jamie:
To death... [Landon still looks upset] Lighten up.

Landon:
It's not funny.

A Walk to Remember  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jamie:
I'm scared of not being with you.

Landon:
Oh baby, that'll never happen... I'll be here.

A Walk to Remember  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Landon:
Do you love me? [Jamie nods] Will you do something for me, then?

Jamie:
[smiles] Anything.

Landon:
Will you marry me?

[Jamie smiles and kisses him]

A Walk to Remember  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jamie:
Dad, look at me. I'm not a child.

Reverend Sullivan:
Then stop acting childish!

Jamie:
I love him.

Reverend Sullivan:
Then be fair to him, Jamie - before things get worse.

A Walk to Remember  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Landon:
I need help with my lines.

Jamie:
Okay, I'll pray for you.

A Walk to Remember  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jamie:
You...

Landon:
Me...

[long pause]

Jamie:
What is this?

Landon:
I bought you something.

Jamie:
Thank you.

A Walk to Remember  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Landon:
Jamie, I'm sorry, okay? They're animals, sorry? Let me take you home? [Jamie nods] Let's get out of here... [long pause] Are you sure you're okay?

Jamie:
Uhm, I'm fine...Thank you for everything.

Landon:
No, you're welcome...Hey, I want to ask you something.

Jamie:
Okay.

Landon:
Will you...go out with me? On Saturday night?

Jamie:
I'm sorry, I can't...go.

Landon:
Oh...you have...something's going on?

Jamie:
It's not that.

Landon:
So what's this?

Jamie:
I'm not allowed to date.

A Walk to Remember  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[WALL-E whistles song. WALL-E clears throat. EVE turn around to see WALL-E, fall down. WALL-E gets up and stands, whistles]

WALL-E:
Huh?

EVE:
[repeats "Directive" in multiple languages until she speaks English] Directive? [WALL is at first confused] Directive?

WALL-E:
[understads her question and demonstrates his trash-compacting function] Ta-da!

EVE:
Ooh.

WALL-E:
Dirrrrr-ect-tivvve?

EVE:
Directive? [WALL-E nods; Eve turns away sharply] Classified.

WALL-E:
Oh.

EVE:
Name? [scans him]

WALL-E:
WA... WALL-E.

EVE:
WALL-E?

[giggles]

EVE:
EVE.

WALL-E:
[attempting to pronounce it] Uh...

EVE:
EVE.

WALL-E:
Eeeee...

EVE:
"EVE"! "EVE"!

WALL-E:
Eee...VA.

[EVE giggles]

WALL-E:
EVE.

EVE:
EVE.

[Sandstorm alert]

WALL-E:
EVE! EVE!

WALL-E  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Ship's Computer:
Voice authorization required.

Captain:
Uhhh...

Ship's Computer:
[after the "uhhh" echoes] Accepted.

Captain:
Where’s the thingy.

AUTO:
Plant.

Captain:
Plant, right, right. Where’s is it.

WALL-E  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Captain:
[Pauses] We have to go back. AUTO, come down here.

Auto:
Aye, aye, sir.

EVE:
WALL-E. [WALL-E sighs] WALL-E!

Captain:
AUTO, EVE found the plant. Fire up the Holo detector.

Auto:
Not necessary, Captain. You may give it to me.

Captain:
[stops AUTO] You know what? I should do it myself.

Auto:
Captain. [AUTO blocks the captain's path] Sir, I insist you give me the plant.

Captain:
AUTO, get out of my way.

AUTO:
We cannot go home.

Captain:
What are you talking about? Why not?

AUTO:
That is classified, Captain. Give me the plant.

Captain:
What do you mean "classified"? You don't keep secrets from the captain.

[AUTO tries to take the plant]

AUTO:
Give me the plant.

Captain:
Tell me what's classified!

AUTO:
The plant.

[Captain stops AUTOfrom taking the plant]

Captain:
Tell me, AUTO! That's an order!

[In a moment of silence, AUTO stops, just as the Captain gives him a stern glance]

AUTO:
Aye-aye, sir.

WALL-E  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Shelby Forthright, BnL CEO:
[appears onscreen in an old classified recorded message] Just cut it out, will ya. Hey there, autopilots. Got some bad news. Um... Operation Cleanup has, well uh, failed. Wouldn't you know, rising toxicity levels have made life unsustainable on Earth.

Captain:
[to himself, looking at the plant] Unsustainable? What?

Shelby Forthright, BnL CEO:
Darn it all, we're gonna have to cancel Operation: Recolonize. So uh, just stay the course, um... Rather than try and fix this problem, it'll just be easier for everyone to remain in space.

Captain:
"Easier"?

Shelby's advisor:
Mr. President, sir. Sir! Time to go.

Shelby Forthright, BnL CEO:
[overlapping] Uh, I think - huh? Okay, I'm giving override, uh, Directive A113. Go to full autopilot, take control of everything, and do not return to Earth. Repeat, do not return to Earth. Let's get the heck outta here.

WALL-E  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[M-O and the other defective robots catch up to Wall-E and EVE having a tender moment]

PR-T:
Are you kidding?

M-O:
[Pushes the other robots away] Go! Go, go, go!

[Most of the other defective robots turn away and leave except for BRL-A(the umbrella robot) who wants to see what's going on. M-O pushes him back.]

WALL-E  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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