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Stephen Falken:
Now, children, come on over here. I'm going to tell you a bedtime story. Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin. Once upon a time, there lived a magnificent race of animals that dominated the world through age after age. They ran, they swam, and they fought and they flew, until suddenly, quite recently, they disappeared. Nature just gave up and started again. We weren't even apes then. We were just these smart little rodents hiding in the rocks. And when we go, nature will start again. With the bees, probably. Nature knows when to give up, David.

David:
I'm not giving up. If Joshua tricks them into launching an attack, it'll be your fault.

Stephen Falken:
My fault? The whole point was to practice nuclear war without destroying ourselves; to get the computer to learn from mistakes we could not afford to make. Except, that I never could get Joshua to learn the most important lesson.

David:
What's that?

Stephen Falken:
Futility. That there's a time when you should just give up.

Jennifer:
What kind of a lesson is that?

Stephen Falken:
Did you ever play tic-tac-toe?

Jennifer:
Yeah, of course.

Stephen Falken:
But you don't anymore.

Jennifer:
No.

Stephen Falken:
Why?

Jennifer:
Because it's a boring game. It's always a tie.

Stephen Falken:
Exactly. There's no way to win. The game itself is pointless! But back in the war room, they believe you can win a nuclear war. That there can be "acceptable losses."

WarGames  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

David:
I think I saw one. [runs ahead for a moment and stops] What kind of an asshole lives on an island and he doesn't even have a boat?

Jennifer:
Maybe we can swim for it. How far do you think it is?

David:
No. It's uh, two, three miles at least. Maybe more.

Jennifer:
Well, what do you say? Let's go for it!

David:
No.

Jennifer:
[starts to remove her shoes] Come on!

David:
No! [pause] I can't swim.

Jennifer:
You can't swim?

David:
No, I can't, okay, Wonder Woman? I can't swim!

Jennifer:
Well, what kind of an asshole grows up in Seattle and doesn't even know how to swim?

David:
I never got around to it, okay? I always thought there was gonna be plenty of time!

Jennifer:
Sorry.

David:
I wish I didn't know about any of this! I wish I was like everybody else in the world, and tomorrow it would just be over. There wouldn't be any time to be sorry... about anything. Oh, Jesus! I really wanted to learn how to swim! I swear to God I did.

WarGames  Movie Quote

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Stephen Falken:
[looking at screens] How far's he gone?

McKittrick:
Well, the President about ready to order a counter-strike. That's what we're recommending he do.

Stephen Falken:
It's a bluff, John, call it off.

McKittrick:
No, it's not a bluff. It's real.

Stephen Falken:
[raising his voice from stairs] Hello, General Beringer! Stephen Falken!

General Beringer:
[standing] Mr. Falken you picked a hell of a day for a visit!

Stephen Falken:
Uh, uh, General, what you see on these screens up here is a fantasy; a computer-enhanced hallucination. Those blips are not real missiles. They're phantoms.

McKittrick:
Jack, there's nothing to indicate a simulation at all. Everything is working perfectly!

Stephen Falken:
But does it make any sense?

General Beringer:
Does what make any sense?

Stephen Falken:
[points to the screens] That!

General Beringer:
Look, I don't have time for a conversation right now.

Stephen Falken:
General, are you prepared to destroy the enemy?

General Beringer:
You betcha!

Stephen Falken:
Do you think they know that?

General Beringer:
I believe we've made that clear enough.

Stephen Falken:
Then don't! Tell the President to ride out the attack.

Colonel Conley:
Sir, they need a decision.

Stephen Falken:
General, do you really believe that the enemy would attack without provocation, using so many missiles, bombers, and subs so that we would have no choice but to totally annihilate them?

Female Airman First Class:
[on loudspeaker] One minute and thirty seconds to impact.

Stephen Falken:
General, you are listening to a machine! Do the world a favor and don't act like one.

WarGames  Movie Quote

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McKittrick:
General, the machine has locked us out. It's sending random numbers to the silos.

Pat Healy:
Codes. To launch the missiles.

General Beringer:
Just unplug the goddamn thing! Jesus Christ!

McKittrick:
That won't work, General. It would interpret a shutdown as the destruction of NORAD. The computers in the silos would carry out their last instructions. They'd launch.

General Beringer:
Can't we disarm the missiles?

Pat Healy:
Over a thousand of them? There's no time. At this rate it will hit the launch codes in... 5.3 minutes.

General Beringer:
Mr. McKittrick, after very careful consideration, sir, I've come to the conclusion that your new defense system sucks.

McKittrick:
I don't have to take that, you pig-eyed sack of shit.

General Beringer:
Oh, I was hoping for something a little better than that from you, sir. A man of your education.

Officer:
Sir, it's the President.

[McKittrick looks at Beringer]

McKittrick:
What are you going to tell him?

General Beringer:
That I'm ordering our bombers back to fail-safe; we might have to go through this thing after all. [talks into the phone] Yes, sir.

WarGames  Movie Quote

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Luther:
There he is! That's him! That's... the Warrior! He shot Cyrus!

Cleon:
Man, you crazy! I din't do nuthin'!

Luther:
We saw 'im!

Cropsey:
Yeah, that's him.

Luther:
He's the one! He's the one! The Warriors did it! [starts charging Cleon] The Warriors did it! The Warriors did it! The Warriors did it!

The Warriors  Movie Quote

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Louis McHenry Howe:
I can't quite picture you in the back woods of Georgia.

Franklin Delano Roosevelt:
Well, where do you picture me, Louis?

Louis McHenry Howe:
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

Warm Springs  Movie Quote

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Franklin Delano Roosevelt:
[on first arriving at Warm Springs] This place should be condemned!

Tom Loyless:
We have seen better times. But then, I imagine, so have you.

Warm Springs  Movie Quote

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Louis McHenry Howe:
Why are you a Democrat?

Franklin Delano Roosevelt:
The Democratic Party is the party of the people, and I'm a man of the people.

Louis McHenry Howe:
You're a Roosevelt. Since when does a Roosevelt know about people?

Warm Springs  Movie Quote

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Eleanor Roosevelt:
You want to stay?

Franklin Delano Roosevelt:
Yes.

Eleanor Roosevelt:
New York has the best doctors and hospitals in the country.

Franklin Delano Roosevelt:
I need something new.

[short pause]

Eleanor Roosevelt:
This isn't about getting better, is it? You don't want to come home. You don't want to live with us.

Franklin Delano Roosevelt:
I refuse to be a burden to anyone--

Eleanor Roosevelt:
Your not a burden, your my husband.

Franklin Delano Roosevelt:
I want to offer you the freedom you once so generously offered me. Listen, all you've ever known is duty to me and to a political career and unless I can walk again, no longer exists. You've been...exemplary. Now I'm telling you...that your free to go.

Eleanor Roosevelt:
I don't want freedom. I want a marriage. I want a life with you.

Franklin Delano Roosevelt:
Perhaps I can't imagine what you think that life is going to be.

Eleanor Roosevelt:
Oh, Franklin. It's not up to me to imagine. It's up to you.

Warm Springs  Movie Quote

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Franklin Delano Roosevelt:
Don't talk to me as if I were a child!

Eleanor Roosevelt:
How am I supposed to talk to you?

Franklin Delano Roosevelt:
Like I was!

Eleanor Roosevelt:
I don't know how to any more.

Warm Springs  Movie Quote

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Helena Mahoney:
Good luck, Franklin.

Franklin Delano Roosevelt:
I'm throwing myself to the wolves.

Helena Mahoney:
If they bite, you can come back here.

Franklin Delano Roosevelt:
I'll always come back here.

Warm Springs  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[FDR is about to make a speech.]

Louis McHenry Howe:
What's the matter?

Franklin Delano Roosevelt:
What if I fall?

Louis McHenry Howe:
If you fall, you just get up again.

Franklin Delano Roosevelt:
If I fall in front of thousands of people, I'll lose everything... except their pity. They'll never see past my legs.

Eleanor Roosevelt:
My darling, they'll never see past your legs... until you do.

Warm Springs  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[last lines]

Reporter:
Mrs. Roosevelt, do you think that polio has affected your husband's mind?

Eleanor Roosevelt:
[smiling] Yes, I do! I certainly do!

Warm Springs  Movie Quote

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Estelle Twisp:
[cries]

Officer Lance Wescott:
You better give your mother a hug, son.

Nicholas "Nick" Twisp:
[narrating] It turns out Jerry had a heart attack in a Dallas bar and didn't take it very well, he died. [in a deleted scene Jerry is shown to go to Heaven, and is sentenced to hell, which prompts him to wet himself and fall into hell]

Estelle Twisp:
[while crying] When will the body be here?

Officer Lance Wescott:
I'm afraid that it's already been shipped to his wife.

Estelle Twisp:
[still crying] his wife?!

Youth in Revolt  Movie Quote

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Nicholas "Nick" Twisp:
[Francois throws records] Hey! those are my records!

Francois Dillinger:
Your not gonna get this bitch by sitting around and listening to music. Time to be bad.

Nicholas "Nick" Twisp:
Now's not a good time, my mom just got some devastating news.

Francois Dillinger:
Perfect. She's vulnerable. She's fragile. What does she value more than anything?

Nicholas "Nick" Twisp:
Her things.

Francois Dillinger:
[smiles and nods]

Nicholas "Nick" Twisp:
[narrates while cutting her bras in half, flushing her necklaces down the toilet, and painting :"God's Perfect Asshole" on the side of Jerry's trailer] With the help of Francois, I have turned myself into a vandalizing delinquent.

Youth in Revolt  Movie Quote

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[Nick is sitting on Sheeni while rubbing some suncream on her back]

Sheeni Hm, you get turned on easily. [Nick freezes] Don't stop, Nick. It's only natural. Girls are fortunate in that it doesn't show. [As he continues] For all the world knows, my vagina could be moist with desire as we speak.

Nick:
[freezing again] Is it?

[Sheeni smiles into her diary, but says nothing]

Youth in Revolt  Movie Quote

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Kathleen Kelly:
I'm not nothing, I have a little money saved.

Birdie Conrad:
If you need more, ask me. I'm very rich, I bought Intel at 6!

You've Got Mail  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Kathleen Kelly:
The truth is, he was the one who made me start thinking about writing --

Joe Fox:
Mister 152 Felony Indictments --

Kathleen Kelly:
Mister 152... insights into my soul.

Joe Fox:
Yeah. Well. Can't compete with that.

Kathleen Kelly:
Well. I keep bumping into you. Hope your mango's ripe.

Joe Fox:
I think it is.

You've Got Mail  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Frank Navasky:
She fell in love with Generalissimo Franco?!

Kathleen Kelly:
Don't say that...really, we don't know that.

Frank Navasky:
Who else could it have been?! It was probably around 1960 --

Kathleen Kelly:
Do you want some popcorn?

Frank Navasky:
I can't believe this! I mean it's not like he was something normal like a socialist or an anarchist or something...

Kathleen Kelly:
It happened in Spain. People do really stupid things in foreign countries.

Frank Navasky:
Absolutely! They buy leather jackets for much more than they’re worth, but they don't fall in love with fascist dictators.

You've Got Mail  Movie Quote

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Christina:
You are so lucky.

George:
You could be dead.

Kathleen Kelly:
Are you crazy? This man couldn't possibly be the rooftop killer.

Christina:
Remember when you thought Frank might be the Unabomber?

Kathleen Kelly:
That was different.

You've Got Mail  Movie Quote

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Frank Navasky:
You are a lone reed standing tall, waving boldly in the corrupt sands of commerce.

Kathleen Kelly:
I am a lone reed?

Frank Navasky:
Lone reed.

Kathleen Kelly:
I am a lone reed.

You've Got Mail  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Joe Fox:
What's his handle?

Kathleen Kelly:
Uh...

Joe Fox:
I'm not gonna write him if that's what you're worried about.

Kathleen Kelly:
Alright, N-Y-1-5-2.

Joe Fox:
N-Y-1-5-2. 152. He's 152 years old. He's had 152 moles removed so now he has 152 pockmarks on his face.

Kathleen Kelly:
The number of people who think he looks like Clark Gable.

Joe Fox:
152 people who thinks he looks like a Clark Bar.

You've Got Mail  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[As Yogi and Boo-Boo fall from the sky in their plane]

Yogi Bear:
Hang on, Boo Boo!

Boo-Boo Bear:
What do we do now?

Yogi:
Did you check the safety manual!

Boo-Boo:
It's just a picture of us screaming!

Yogi:
Then hit the eject, Boo-Boo!

Boo-Boo:
Don't you mean "eject"?

Yogi Bear  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Rachel:
I've heard you unusual brown bear.

Smith:
Brown bear?

Rachel:
When they talk it so rare.

Smith:
Not that I can think of.

Rachel:
I think he's trying to steal your lunch box.

Yogi:
I smell PB and J. [falls down over the edge of the building] I'm okay.

Yogi Bear  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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