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Charlotte Taylor Wilson: Could you tell me where I might find a decent inn? Don Diego: An inn?! With all your talk about the people, I see you like decent inns! And you wear expensive clothes, not the rags. And you smell of the sultry perfumes, not the… ship oil. Charlotte Taylor Wilson: Ship oil? [pauses in puzzlement] You mean the oil from boats? Don Diego: No, ship oil, from the ships in the field. Charlotte Taylor Wilson: [slowly] What ships… in the field? Don Diego: Jou have never heard of the ships in the field? The little, uh… baa-baa-baas? Charlotte Taylor Wilson: Oh, you mean "sheep"! Don Diego: Jes, that is what I said. Charlotte Taylor Wilson: No, you said "ship"! Forgive me, but you have a very pronounced accent. Don Diego: Jou're trying to change the subject from the fact that jou are actually… very wealthy. Charlotte Taylor Wilson: I am not… very wealthy! Don Diego: After all, what poor woman can afford three names? Answer me that if you can, Señorita [counting off on his fingers] Charlotte… Taylor… Wilson. – Zorro, the Gay Blade Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Don Diego reads a letter from his deceased father that he finds among the Zorro accoutrements.] Vega Sr.: The sword, with which to fight injustice. This mask, with which to deceive tyranny. And this hat, which needs… reblocking. – Zorro, the Gay Blade Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[While Diego was reading his father's letter, Paco has donned his own costume, which makes him look like a life-sized teddy bear.] Don Diego: What're you supposed to be, eh, a… duck? A bear? Don't be silly — bears don't have ears like that. I will allow you that you are a… a pig, but that is as far as I will go. That's all. – Zorro, the Gay Blade Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[On the road, Don Diego has defeated an apparent brigand in swordplay.] Tax Collector: I beg your mercy from- from your flashing blade, and— [Paco shows up in bear regalia.] Tax Collector: Ooooh! Oh my God! — also from your hideous dog! – Zorro, the Gay Blade Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Diego returns the money — and then some — to the old man and his family.] Diego Zorro: You recognize that famous sign, eh? Old Man: Oh, yes, Señor. It is a number "2". Diego Zorro: That is not a "2". That is a "Z"! Old Man: Oh, if you say so, Señor! But in the school, that is how they teach my granddaughter to draw a "2"! Diego Zorro: Well, I say it is a "Z" — for "El Zorro"! – Zorro, the Gay Blade Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Diego Zorro: Spread the news… that he is back! To help the helpless! To befriend the friendless! And to defeat… the feetless! – Zorro, the Gay Blade Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Zorro escorts Charlotte into the costume party, but Paco the "Bear" is stopped at the door.] Guard: Where is your invitation, Señor Beaver? – Zorro, the Gay Blade Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[The "brigand", who turns out to be the Alcalde's henchman Velasquez, reports to Esteban about his misadventure.] Velasquez: He said his name was, uh… "Zero". He was dressed all in black, and was accompanied by a… hideous dog. – Zorro, the Gay Blade Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Florinda chats with the mysterious black-clad stranger.] Florinda: You know, as the Alcalde's wife, I must play many, many, many roles, but the people only see the part I play in public. Only a few select friends know my private parts. – Zorro, the Gay Blade Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Velasquez points out Zorro, who is dancing with Florinda.] Captain Esteban: That man in the black sombrero — this is Zero? Old Man: I am certain of it! Captain Esteban: Then the hideous dog you refer to must be my wife, yeah? – Zorro, the Gay Blade Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Zorro crosses swords with the Alcalde.] Captain Esteban: Is your blade as sharp as your tongue? Zorro: Is yours as dull as your wit? . . . Captain Esteban: You're a little clumsy, are you not, my friend? Zorro: To be your friend, I would have to be more than clumsy — I would have to be estupid! – Zorro, the Gay Blade Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Florinda, crawling up a ladder into Diego's bedroom, tells him about Zorro's party intrusion.] Florinda: He made a complete fool out of Esteban. Ha ha! Don Diego: Well, with Esteban, there is so much material to work with! – Zorro, the Gay Blade Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Florinda moans about her miserable life with Esteban.] Florinda: Do you realize… that we only make love 12 times a year? Don Diego: Once a month is not too bad! Florinda: I mean, 12 times in one night! And then, for the rest of the year — nothing! Don Diego: Tell me… on that one night… does he eat anything especial? Oysters? Raw eggs? Florinda: Garlic. A lot of garlic. Don Diego: Ah! Florinda: Diego, darling! Why didn't I marry you instead of him? Don Diego: Perhaps because he asked you and I did not. – Zorro, the Gay Blade Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[A suspicious, crazed Esteban forces an injured Diego to demonstrate his ability to move about.] Captain Esteban: Now walking and running and jumping in place, and… Esteban, Diego: [in unison] … now walking and running and jumping in place, and now walking and jumping and running in place— Captain Esteban: STOP! – Zorro, the Gay Blade Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Captain Esteban confronts Don Diego at his home to determine if he is Zorro] Captain Esteban: Now, lisp like a sissy Don Diego: [lisps] Captain Esteban: That's right! Now, swing your hips … Captain Esteban: Excellent! Now flap your wrists … Captain Esteban: And repeat after me [Esteban speaks in a greatly exaggerated sissy voice] "You naughty, naughty, evil Alcalde! I am going to do … many terrible things … TO YOU!" [laughs hysterically] – Zorro, the Gay Blade Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[After Esteban skewers the casket in which Florinda is hiding, he leaves. Diego opens the casket to find Florinda, pressed up against one side.] Don Diego: Florinda, you're not hurt! [She shakes her bosom.] Florinda: Thank God for small favors! – Zorro, the Gay Blade Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mr. Witt: Oh, Lord in heaven... Margareta Witt: What is it, father? Mr. Witt: A thousand British soldiers have been massacred. While I stood here talking peace, a war has started. – Zulu Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Cpl. William Allen: Heave! Put a bit more weight on that rope, you men! Pvt. John Williams: He's even got a voice like a corporal! Pvt. Fred Hitch: Yeah, sort of like a female hippopotamus in labor. – Zulu Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Sgt. Robert Maxfield: You're no good to anyone, except the Queen and Sergeant Maxfield! Pvt. Henry Hook: Well thank you very much, the both of you! – Zulu Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Lt. Bromhead: The entire column? It's damned impossible! Eight hundred men? Adendorff: Twelve hundred men. There were four hundred native levies, also. Bromhead: Damn the levies, man, more cowardly blacks! Adendorff: What the hell do you mean, "cowardly blacks"? They died on your side, didn't they? And who the hell do you think is coming to wipe out your little command? The Grenadier Guards? [Adendorff begins to walk away] Lt. Chard: Adendorff, are you staying? Adendorff: Is there anywhere else to go? Lt. Chard: Talk to our levies, will you? Tell them whose side they're on. – Zulu Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Reynolds: You've got a fine handsome boil, my friend. There's one glistening boil for every soldier in Africa. You may not win any medals on this campaign, but you'll certainly get more boils. For every gunshot wound I probe, I expect to lance three boils. Hook: Uh, a spot of medicinal brandy would set me up, sir. Reynolds: Brandy's for heroes, Mr. Hook. The rest of you will make do with boils in your skin, flies in your meat, and dysentery in your bellies. Now - this will hurt you a lot more than it will me, I'm happy to say. – Zulu Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Bourne: They'll know my voice when they hear it, sir. Witt: Let them hear it now, in praise of the Lord. Call upon Him - call upon Him, man, for your salvation! Bourne: Well, as far as I can remember, sir, it goes something like this: "He maketh wars to cease in all the world. He breaketh the bow and snappeth the spear in sunder." Do you know it, sir? Witt: "I shall be exalted among the heathen, I shall be exalted in the earth. The Lord of Hosts is with us." Bourne: That's it, sir. [to troops in work detail] All right, nobody told you to stop working! You lead back-sided-- get sweatin'! – Zulu Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Maxfield: Pick up the rifle, Hook. And get to it! I'll make a soldier of you yet. Hook: And what for? Did I ever see a Zulu walk down the City Road? No! So what am I doing here? Maxfield: You're here because you were a liar, a coward, and a thief. Now you can be a soldier- like what they pay you for. – Zulu Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Colour Sergeant Bourne and several other soldiers have brought a drunken Mr. Witt and his daughter to their wagon to get them away before the Zulus attack.] Lt. Chard: Keep driving with the sun at your back. Should make it safely. Mr. Witt: Sergeant! Margareta Witt: Father! Mr. Witt: Leave me alone! Lt. Chard: Try to understand him, Miss Witt. Mr. Witt: Death awaits you! You have made a covenant with death and with Hell you are in agreement! You're all going to die! Don't you realize? Can't you see? You're all going to die! [Chard whips one of the horses. They start, pulling the Witts and their carriage away.] DIE! Death awaits you all! Die! Die! Private Cole: He's right. Why is it us? Why us? Colour Sgt. Bourne: Because we're here, lad. Nobody else. Just us. Lt. Chard: Colour Sergeant. Colour Sgt. Bourne: Right. Now, get back to your posts! On the double! – Zulu Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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