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Brean:
What's the thing people remember about the Gulf War? A bomb falling down a chimney. The truth: I was in the building where we shot that shot, with a one-tenth scale model made out of Legos.

Stanley Motss:
Is that true?

Brean:
How the fuck should we know? Take my point?

Wag the Dog  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Brean:
You can't tell anyone about this.

Tracy Lime:
It's, like, a union thing? [pause] What would they do if I did tell someone about this?

Brean:
[smiling] They could come to your house in the middle of the night and kill you.

Wag the Dog  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Brean:
Let me ask you a simple question: Why do people go to war?

CIA Agent Charlie Young:
I'll play your silly game.

Brean:
Okay. Why do people go to war?

Young:
To ensure their way of life.

Brean:
Would you go to war to do that?

Young:
I have.

Brean:
And if you went to war again, who would it be against? Your ability to fight a two-ocean war against who? Who? Sweden and Togo? That time is passed. It's over. The war of the future is nuclear terrorism, and it'll be against a small group of dissidents who, unbeknownst perhaps to their own government, have... blah blah blah. To go to that war, you have to be prepared, you gotta be alert, the public has gotta be alert. Because that is the war of the future, and if you're not gearing up to fight that war, then eventually the axe will fall, and you're gonna be out on the street. You can call this a drill, you can call this job security, you can call it anything you like. But I got one for you: You said go to war to preserve your way of life? Well, Chuck, this is your way of life. And if your spy satellites don't see nothin', if there ain't no war, then you can go home and prematurely take up golf, my friend. 'Cause there ain't no war but ours.

Wag the Dog  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Motss:
It's all, you know, thinking ahead, thinking ahead. That's what producing is.

Brean:
It's like being a plumber.

Motss:
Yeah, it's like a plumber: do your job right and nobody should notice. But when you fuck it up, everything gets full of shit.

Wag the Dog  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Motss:
What do you think about lining the President up for the Peace Prize?

Brean:
Our job's over come election day.

Motss:
Yeah, but c'mon...

Brean:
What, just for the symmetry of the thing? [Motss nods] Well, if Kissinger can win the Peace Prize, I wouldn't be surprised if I woke up and found I'd won the Preakness.

Motss:
Yeah, but our guy did bring peace.

Brean:
There was never a war.

Motss:
All the greater accomplishment.

Wag the Dog  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mitch:
Hey, could you turn down the music for a minute?

Man:
Hold on.

Mitch:
Would you turn the music down for a second?

Man:
Dude, chill!

{Mitch gets irritated}

Mitch:
WOULD YOU TURN DOWN {Aggressively cuts off radio himself} THE FUCKING MUSIC!? JESUS! THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT! I HAVE BEEN HERE ALL GODDAMN DAY AND YOU HAVEN'T LET ME SAY ONE THING! NONE OF YOU!!

Monty:
Well, damn, Mitch I…

Mitch:
Oh no, asshole, you shut the fuck up now! It’s my turn to talk! You're all fucked in the head! All of you!

{Looks at Naomi}

Mitch:
I mean you! Change your fucking tampon and have another drink, you crazy fucking bitch!

{Looks towards Dean}

Mitch:
And you! “Waaah, I don’t know what to be when I grow up”! Join the fucking Army or something! God damn!

{To Calvin}

Mitch:
Ah, and you... You know what? You're too easy.

{To Amy}

Mitch:
Oh and you, whining ALL GODDAMN DAY about Dean! You’re hot! Quit acting so fucking pathetic!

{To Monty}

Mitch:
And you… FUCK YOU, MONTY! ALWAYS GOTTA BE RIGHT WITH YOUR LITTLE QUIPS! We get it man, you're fucking edgy and cool! Yeah! You're the COOLEST FUCKING GUY AT SHENANIGANZ! WHEEEEW!!! That’s like being the most smartest kid with Down Syndrome! Oh yeah, and why aren’t you in jail? [To Natasha] I mean, what are you? 13, 14?

Monty:
She’s almost 18...

Mitch:
You know what? Fuck this! You all suck. I quit.

Waiting...  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mitch:
Oh, yeah. There is one more thing. You. You are the biggest piece of shit in this entire restaurant and I hope you burn in Hell.

Waiting...  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Floyd:
Me? What? What the fuck did I do to you, man? Seriously?!

Waiting...  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Raddimus:
THE GOAT! You bastard, the goat!

Waiting...  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mitch:
Fucking faggots.

Waiting...  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Monty:
That was the SHIT! [runs after Mitch] Mitch! Mitch! Stop please. Look, look. Stop, stop. Okay I am sorry, and I hearby swear my undying allegiance to you. You are the fucking man.

Waiting...  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dr. Pomatter:
So, what seems to be the problem?

Jenna:
I seem to be pregnant

Dr. Pomatter:
Congratulations!

Jenna:
Thanks, but I'm not so happy about it like everybody else might be. I'm having the baby and that's that.

Waitress  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dr. Pomatter:
I want to talk to you, somewhere outside of here. Maybe we can have a coffee or something?

Jenna:
I can't have coffee, it's on the bad food list you gave to me. What kind of doctor are you?

Waitress  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dr. Pomatter:
I could find the whole meaning of life in those sad eyes

Jenna:
Wow...

[she looks up at him in wonder before giving in to a kiss]

Waitress  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Earl:
Hey. You remember what I said - don't you go lovin' that baby too much.

Jenna:
I don't love you, Earl. I haven't loved you for years. I want a divorce.

Earl:
[laughs] Well, that's not a funny joke. You got this new baby here, you shouldn't be making jokes like that...

Jenna:
I want you the hell out of my life. You are never to touch me, ever again; I am done with you. If you ever come within six yards of me, I will flatten your sorry ass and I'll enjoy doin' it.

Waitress  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Earl:
Open the cabinet where the coffee and the sugar jars are.

Jenna:
I don't want...

Earl:
[shouting] Just open it!

[Jenna opens the cabinet, and money falls out]

Earl:
What is that, Jenna? What is that?

Jenna:
Money.

Earl:
It's all over the fuckin' house! In cabinets, in drawers, under chairs, in closets! Money hidden all over my house!

Jenna:
[whispering] I'm sorry.

Earl:
After everything I've done for you, you go and hide money from me? [falls to his knees, sobbing] You're the only thing I ever loved, Jenna. You're the only person that ever belonged to me. And you having a secret from me tears me up.

Waitress  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Man 3:
If the world that we are forced to accept is false and nothing is true, then everything is possible.

Man 4:
On the way to discovering what we love, we will find everything we hate, everything that blocks our path to what we desire.

Man 2:
The comfort will never be comfortable for those who seek what is not on the market. A systematic questioning of the idea of happiness.

Man 1:
We'll cut the vocal chords of every empowered speaker. We'll yank the social symbols through the looking glass. We'll devalue society's currency. To confront the familiar.

Man 4:
Society is a fraud so complete and venal that it demands to be destroyed beyond the power of memory to recall its existence.

Man 3:
Where there is fire we will carry gasoline

Man 4:
Interrupt the continuum of everyday experience and all the normal expectations that go with it.

Man 2:
To live as if something actually depended on one's actions

Man 1:
To rupture the spell of the ideology of commodified consumer society, so our repressed desires of more authentic nature can come forward.

Man 3:
To demonstrate the contrast between what life presently is and what it could be.

Man 1:
To immerse ourselves in the oblivion of actions and know we're making it happen.

Man 2:
There will be an intensity never before known in everyday life to exchange love and hate, life and death, terror and redemption, repulsions and attractions.

Man 3:
An affirmation of freedom so reckless and unqualified, that it amounts to a total denial of every kind of restraint and limitation.

Waking Life  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Pinball Playing Man:
And that's what time is. That's what all of history is, this kind of continuous, you know, daydream or distraction. And so I read that, and I was like, 'Well, that's weird.' And then that night, I had a dream, and there was this guy in the dream who was supposed to be a psychic. But I was skeptical. I was like, 'He's not really a psychic' I was just thinking to myself. And then suddenly, I start floating, like levitating up to the ceiling. And as I almost go through the roof, I'm like, 'OK, Mr. Psychic, I believe you. You're a psychic. Put me down, please.' And I float down, and as my feet touch the ground, the psychic turns into this woman in a green dress. And this woman is Lady Gregory. Now, Lady Gregory was Yeats' patron, this, you know, Irish person. And though I'd never seen her image, I was just sure that this was the face of Lady Gregory. So we're walking along, and Lady Gregory turns to me and says, 'Let me explain to you the nature of the universe.' Now, Philip K. Dick is right about time, but he's wrong that it's 50 A.D. Actually, there's only one instant, and it's right now, and it's eternity. And it's an instant in which God is posing a question, and that question is basically, 'Do you wanna, you know, be one with eternity, do you want to be in heaven?' And, we're all saying, 'Nooo thank you, not just yet.' And so time is actually just this constant saying 'No' to God's invitation. I mean, that's what time is. I mean, and it's no more 50 A.D. than it's 2001, you know? I mean, there's just this one instant, and that's what we're always in. And then she tells me that actually this is the narrative of everyone's life. That, you know, behind the phenomenal difference there is but one story, and that's the story of moving from the 'No' to the 'Yes.' All of life is like, 'No thank you, No thank you, No thank you.' And then, ultimately, it's, 'Yes I give in, Yes I accept, Yes I embrace.' I mean, that's the journey. Everyone gets to the 'Yes' in the end, right? So we continued walking, and uh, my dog runs over to me. And so I'm petting him. I'm really happy to see him, you know. He's been dead for years. So I'm petting him and then I realize there's this kind of gross oozing stuff coming out of his stomach. And I look over at Lady Gregory, and she sort of coughs. She's like, 'Oh, excuse me.' And there's vomit like dribbling down her chin, and it smells really bad. And I think, 'Well, wait a second. That's not just the smell of vomit' which is, doesn't smell very good. 'That's the smell of dead person vomit. You know, it's, like, doubly foul.' And then I realized I'm actually in, you know, the land of the dead. And everyone around me was dead. My dog had been dead over ten years. Lady Gregory had been dead a lot longer than that. When I finally woke up, I was like, 'Whoa. That wasn't a dream. That was a visitation to this real place, the land of the dead.'...Oh, man. It was just like one of those, like, life-altering experiences. I mean, I could never really look at the world the same way again after that.

The Dreamer:
I mean, how did you, how did you finally get out of the dream? See, that's my problem. I'm like I'm trapped. I keep, I keep thinking that I'm waking up, but I'm still in a dream. It seems like it's going on forever. I can't get out of it. I wanna wake up for real. How do you really wake up?

Pinball Playing Man:
I don't know. I don't know. I'm not very good at that anymore. But, um, if that's what you're thinkin', I mean, you probably should. I mean, you know, if you can wake up, you should, because, you know, some day, you know, you won't be able to, so, just, uhm, but it's easy, you know - just, just wake up.

Waking Life  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Yakko sits next to Dot on her bed, her snuggling close to him, as he tells her the story of her birth.]

Yakko:
Okay. Once upon a time, a brave knight married a beautiful princess, and they had two sons.

Dot:
But they wanted a daughter, too.

Yakko:
Right. So, they planted a garden all over the kingdom, and on the first day of spring, every flower in that garden bloomed. And out of the prettiest flower came...

Dot:
Me!

Yakko:
Yep!

[Dot snuggles closer as Yakko hugs her and smiles. Wakko is standing in her bedroom's doorway looking at her in worry of her health, but they don't notice. Yakko continues with the story as Wakko closes the curtains and looks away sadly.]:

Yakko:
And so, the knight and his bride, Mom and Dad, took you home. And every night at bed-time, they'd come in and say... [rubs noses with Dot] "Who's the cutest girl?" And you'd say...

Dot:
I am!

Yakko:
And they'd asked... [rubs noses] "How did you ever get so cute?" And you'd say...

Dot:
I was born that way!

Yakko:
And they'd say... [pokes her nose] "Tell us your name, young lady!" And you'd say...

Dot:
Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fana Bobesca the Third, but you can call me Dot!

Yakko:
And they'd say, "Can we call you Dottie?" And you'd say...

Dot:
No. Just Dot. Call me Dottie, and you die!

Yakko:
And Mom and Dad would laugh, and laugh, and laugh, and they'd tickle you... [tickles her, making her giggle] ...and you'd laugh, too!

Dot:
[laughs happily, but coughs for a moment, then continues laughing]

Yakko:
[gets off her bed and covers her up as she lies down to sleep] And you'd fall asleep with a great, big smile in your heart.

Dot:
[coughs, falling asleep] I like that story.

Yakko:
[strokes her head gently and whispers] G`night, sis.

Wakko's Wish  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Brain:
[flying in the Air-Screw] With the wind at our backs, all we have to do is maintain this velocity, and we'll be the first to reach the wishing star! Do you know what that means Pinky?

Pinky:
What does what mean?

Brain:
Just skip it.

Pinky:
Skip what?

Brain:
Grrrrr! Just stop!

Pinky:
'Kay.

[stops pedaling. They fall]

Brain:
AAAAAHHHH! NO! Keep pedaling! Keep pedaling Pinky!

[he does]

Brain:
Huh, huh... You almost killed us! What were you thinking?

Pinky:
But you said stop! You really did Brain, you said 'stop.'

Brain:
Ignore what I say!

Pinky:
Really?

Brain:
Yes, just keep pedaling!

Pinky:
'Kay.

[stops pedaling again]

Brain:
NOOOOOO! What are you doing?

Pinky:
Ignoring what you say.

Brain:
Not about that!

Pinky:
Not about what?

Brain:
Just KEEP PEDALING!

Pinky:
[starts pedaling again] Sometimes you are so confused, Brain.

Wakko's Wish  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Pinky:
But Brain, how ever will we get to the wishing star first?

Brain:
Simple, Pinky. With the help of the great Leonardo DaVinci.

Pinky:
He is going to give us a ride there in his pant cuffs?

Brain:
No Pinky. DaVinci is dead.

Pinky:
Oh, how sad. When's the funeral?

Brain:
He died a long time ago.

Pinky:
And I forgot to send flowers? Stupid! Stupid! STUPID!

Brain:
No, Pinky, allow me.

[Smacks him with his pencil]

Brain:
STUPID!

Wakko's Wish  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Brain:
Pinky, I knew I'd find you out here wasting time with this horse.

Pinky:
But Pharfigneuten and I have pledged out hearts to each other!

Brain:
Pinky, that is a horse. You are a mouse.

Pinky:
Oh, Brain, don't be so intolerant. Why can't the horses and the mice live together in harmony? Along with the fairies and the wood sprites and the bean sprouts?

Brain:
I stand corrected, Pinky. That is a horse, you are an imbecile.

Pinky:
Thank you!

Wakko's Wish  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Wakko:
If only I'd earned more...

Yakko:
Hey, we'll find some other way to pay for her operation.

Wakko:
I guess so...

Yakko:
You turning in?

Wakko:
...To what?

Yakko:
...Good question. See you in the morning.

Wakko:
Good night

Wakko's Wish  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Yakko:
Oh, riiiight! The secrets about the wishing star- right! Yeah. You see, the key to the whole thing is... Uh, you got a little something in your nose.

King Salazar:
Huh? Where?

Yakko:
Right there.

King Salazar:
[sniffs] Did I get it?

Yakko:
Yeah - noooo, no, still there.

King Salazar:
[sniffs again] How about now?

Yakko:
Now it's over there. Ooh.

King Salazar:
[wipes] How about now?

Yakko:
No. Ugh.

Dot and Wakko:
Ewww! Get it! Get it! Get it!

Yakko:
Please! Could you go to the bathroom and take care of it? Oof. I mean, whoops!

[gags]

King Salazar:
Oh, all right!

[Goes into the bathroom. Wakko jumps down and locks the door]

Warners:
[dancing] We're in charge! We're in charge!

Wakko's Wish  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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