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[Harry, in handcuffs, is giving in to the truth serum Dr. Samir injected him with]

Samir:
Is there anything you want to tell me before we start?

Harry Tasker:
Yeah. I'm going to kill you pretty soon.

Samir:
I see...How, exactly?

Tasker:
First I'm gonna use you as a human shield, then I'm gonna kill this guard over there, with the Patterson trocar on the table. Then I was thinking about breaking your neck.

Samir:
And what makes you think you can do all that?

Tasker:
You know my handcuffs?

Samir:
Hmm...

Tasker:
[holds up his uncuffed hands] I picked them.

True Lies  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Harry is chasing after Salim Abu Aziz on horseback.]

Albert Gibson:
Hey, Harry, what's your 20? Harry?

Harry Tasker:
Westbound, in the park. Suspect is on a motorcycle and he's coming out on Franklin.

Albert Gibson:
Copy that.

Harry Tasker:
Okay. I want you on 14th in case he turns south. And I want Seven on the north side to box him in.

[scene shifts to Salim Abu Aziz escaping on motorcycle]

Harry Tasker:
Okay, and make it quick. Because my horse is getting tired.

Albert Gibson:
Your horse?

True Lies  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Clarence:
You're a whore?

Alabama:
I'm not a whore. I'm a call-girl. There's a difference, you know?

True Romance  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Drexl Spivey:
No thanks? What does that mean? Means you ate before you came down here? All full. Is that it? Naw, I don't think so. I think you're too scared to be eatin'. Now, see we're sittin' down here, ready to negotiate, and you've already given up your shit. I'm still a mystery to you. But I know exactly where your white ass is comin' from. See, if I asked you if you wanted some dinner and you grabbed an egg roll and started to chow down, I'd say to myself, "This motherfucker's carryin' on like he ain't got a care in the world. Who know? Maybe he don't. Maybe this fool's such a bad motherfucker, he don't got to worry about nothin', he just sit down, eat my Chinese, watch my TV." See? You ain't even sat down yet. On that TV there, since you been in the room, is a woman with her breasteses hangin' out, and you ain't even bothered to look. You just been clockin' me. Now, I know I'm pretty, but I ain't as pretty as a couple of titties.

Clarence Worley:
I'm not eatin' 'cause I'm not hungry. I'm not sittin' 'cause I'm not stayin'. I'm not lookin' at the movie 'cause I saw it seven years ago. It's "The Mack" with Max Julien, Carol Speed, and Richard Pryor. I'm not scared of you. I just don't like you. In that envelope is some payoff money. Alabama's moving on to some greener pastures. We're not negotiatin'. I don't like to barter. I don't like to dicker. I never have fun in Tijuana. That price is non-negotiable. What's in that envelope is for my peace of mind. My peace of mind is worth that much. Not one penny more, not one penny more.

True Romance  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Coccotti:
We're gonna have a little Q&A and at the risk of sounding redundant, please make your answers genuine. You want a Chesterfield?

Clifford:
No.

Coccotti:
I have a son of my own. About your boy's age. I can imagine how painful this must be for you. But Clarence and that bitch-whore girlfriend of his brought this all on themselves. I implore you not to go down that road with 'em. You can always take comfort in the fact you never had a choice.

Clifford:
Look I'd like to help you if I could, but I haven't seen Clarence.

Coccotti:
You see that? [Holding a clenched fist, then striking Clifford] That smarts, doesn't it? Getting slammed in the nose. Fucks you all up. You get that pain shootin' through your brain, your eyes fill up with water. That ain't any kind of fun, but what I have to offer you, that's as good as it's gonna get. And it won't ever get that good again. We talked to your neighbors. They saw a Cadillac. Purple Cadillac. Clarence's purple Cadillac, parked in front of your trailer yesterday. Mr. Worley, you seen your son?

Clifford:
I seen him.

Coccotti:
I can't be sure of how much of what he told you, so in the chance you're in the dark about some of this, let me shed some light. That whore your boy hangs around with, her pimp is an associate of mine, and I don't just mean pimpin', in other affairs he works for me in a courier capacity. Well, apparently, that dirty little whore found out when we're gonna do some business, 'cause your son, the cowboy, and his flame, came in the room blazin', and didn't stop 'till they were pretty sure everybody was dead.

Clifford:
What are you talkin' about?

Coccotti:
Talkin' about a massacre. They snatched my narcotics, hightailed it outta there. Woulda got away with it, but your son, fuckhead that he is, left his driver's license in the dead guy's hand. [laughing]

Clifford:
You know, I don't believe you.

Coccotti:
That's of minor importance, what is of major fucking importance is that I believe you. Where'd they go?

Clifford:
On their honeymoon.

Coccotti:
I'm getting angry asking the same question a second time. Where did they go?

Clifford:
They didn't tell me. Now you just wait a minute and listen to me. I haven't seen Clarence in three years. He shows up yesterday with a young girl, sayin' that he got married. He ask uh for uh some quick cash to go on a honeymoon, he asked if he could borrow five hundred dollars. I felt like helping him so I wrote him out a check. We went to breakfast in the morning and that's the last I saw of him. So help me God. They never thought to tell me where they were goin'. And I never thought to ask.

[Henchmen cuts Clifford's hand and pours alcohol on the wound. Clifford cries out.]

Coccotti:
You know, Sicilians are great liars. The best in the world. I'm Sicilian. My father was the world heavyweight champion of Sicilian liars. From growin' up with him I learned the pantomime. There are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give himself away. A guy's got seventeen pantomimes. A woman's got twenty, a guy's got seventeen. But if you know 'em like ya know your own face, they beat lie detectors all to hell. Now, what we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothin'. But you're tellin' me everything. I know you know where they are. So tell me, before I do some damage you won't walk away from.

Clifford:
Could I have one of those Chesterfields now?

Coccotti:
Sure.

Clifford:
You got a match? Oh wait no no, don't bother. I got one.

True Romance  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Clifford:
You're Sicilian, huh?

Coccotti:
Yeah, Sicilian.

Clifford:
You know, I read a lot. Especially about things in, uh, about history. I find that shit fascinating. Here's a fact, I don't know whether you know or not, Sicilians ... were spawned by niggers.

Coccotti:
Come again? [laughs]

Clifford:
It's a fact. You see, Sicilians have black blood pumpin' through their hearts. If you don't believe me, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, you see, the Moors conquered Sicily. And the Moors are niggers.

Coccotti:
Yes...

Clifford:
So you see, way back then, uh, Sicilians were like, uh, wops from Northern Italy. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that, uh, that Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. Now this...

[Coccotti laughs]

Clifford:
No, I'm, no, I'm quoting... history. It's written. It's a fact, it's written.

Coccotti:
[laughing] I love this guy. This guy.

Clifford:
Your ancestors are niggers. Uh-huh. Hey. Yeah. And, and your great-great-great-great grandmother fucked a nigger, ho, ho, yeah, and she had a half-nigger kid... now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, you're part eggplant.

[All laughing]

Coccotti:
Ohhh!

Clifford:
Huh? Hey! Hey! Hey!

Coccotti:
You're a cantaloupe. [laughing] Ohhh! This guy, beautiful.

[Kisses Clifford on the cheeks. Turns away, then shoots him]

Coccotti:
I haven't killed anybody since 1984. Go over to this comedian's son's apartment, come back with something that tells me where that asshole went, so I can wipe this egg off my face and finish this fucked-up family for good.

True Romance  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Cody Nicholson:
All right, you're all under arrest. Put the guns down!

Monty:
Fuck you! All of you pigs drop your guns and back away.

Lee:
Monty, what the fuck are you doing? Just put your gun down.

Nicky Dimes:
Drop your guns now, motherfucker!

Boris:
Fuck you, we can kill all of you assholes and you know it now get your ass on the floor!

Lee:
Boris, shut the fuck up. We're all gonna die here. These are cops.

Boris:
So what, they're cops, who gives a shit? Hey Lee, there's something I never told you about me: I hate fuckin' cops.

True Romance  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Truman:
It was Dad. I swear! Dressed like a homeless man. And you know what else was strange? A business man and a woman with a little dog came out of nowhere and forced him onto a bus.

Truman's Mother:
Well! It's about time they cleaned up the trash downtown before we become just like the rest of the country.

The Truman Show  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Young Truman:
I want to be an explorer, like the Great Magellan.

Teacher:
[indicating a map of the world] Oh, you're too late! There's nothing left to explore!

The Truman Show  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

(Jernigan is on a security phone just outside Doug Roberts' office)

Harry Jernigan Okay, what about the Eighty-First floor, you got everybody out of there?

(Jernigan glances to the elevator and sees Doug and firemen O'Halloran and Kappy enter)

Chief O'Halloran:
(to Doug) I want to see all your floor plans, 81 to 85.

Doug Roberts:
Gotcha.

(as Doug gathers his floor plans, O'Halloran points to the windows)

Chief O'Halloran:
This is what I'm worried about, all those beams and glass.

The Towering Inferno  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

(Doug gets a call for Harry Jernigan from the building's security station)

Doug Roberts:
Harry?

Harry Jernigan:
(picking up the phone) Jernigan.

(Jernigan learns that Lisolette Mueller is trapped on the 87th floor trying to rescue the Allbright family)

Jernigan:
What? Dammit man, you should have sent a man up there!

(told the security station tried to telephone Mrs. Allbright)

Jernigan:
How do you expect her to hear a phone call? She's deaf!

(asked if her two children can hear)

Jernigan:
Sure the kids can hear!

(why they didn't respond to the phone)

Jernigan:
I don't know, maybe they were in the shower or something when you called!

Kappy:
(in background, speaking into his radio) Forward Command!

Jernigan:
(still on the security phone) No, you stay where you are, I'll get them down!

The Towering Inferno  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Q attempts to reconnect a car battery]

Chris "Q" Todd:
There you go.

[the battery shocks him senseless]

Chris "Q" Todd:
HEY! Good morning. Hmm.

Tower of Terror  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Rex drops down in front of Woody and roars loudly]

Woody:
[in a bored tone] How ya doin', Rex?

Rex:
[stops roaring; calmly] Were ya scared? Tell me honestly.

Woody:
I was close to being scared that time.

Rex:
I'm going for fearsome here, but I just don't feel it. I think I'm just coming off as annoying.

Toy Story  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Hamm:
So, where you from? Singapore? Hong Kong?

Buzz:
Well, no. I'm actually stationed at the Gamma Quadrant, Sector Four. As a member of the elite Universe Protection Unit of the Space Ranger Corps, I protect the Galaxy from the threat of invasion from the evil Emperor Zurg, sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance!

Mr. Potato Head:
Oh, really? I'm from Playskool.

Rex:
And I'm from Mattel. Well, I'm not really from Mattel. I'm actually from a smaller company that was purchased in a leverage buyout.

Toy Story  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Buzz:
According to my navi-computer, the...

Woody:
[quietly] Shut up! Just shut up, you idiot!

Buzz:
Sheriff, this is no time to panic!

Woody:
This is the perfect time to panic! I'm lost, Andy is gone, they're gonna move from their house in two days, and it's all your fault!

Buzz:
My fault?! If you hadn't pushed me out of the window in the first place...

Woody:
Oh, yeah?! Well, if you hadn't shown up inside your stupid little cardboard spaceship and taken away everything that was important to me...

Buzz:
Don't talk to me about importance! Because of you, the security of this entire universe is in jeopardy!

Woody:
WHAT?!! What are you talkin' about?!

Buzz:
Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information that reveals his weapon's only weakness. And you, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!

Woody:
Woody: YOU... ARE... A... TOY!!!!!!!!!! You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear! You’re an… Aw, you're an action figure! You are a child's plaything!

Buzz:
You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell. [exits]

Woody:
Oh, yeah? Well, good riddance, ya loony! [sarcastically] "Rendezvous with Star Command."

Toy Story  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[the rocket Woody and Buzz are strapped to launches into the air, taking the two into the sky]

Woody:
[screams] This is the part where we blow up!

Buzz:
Not today!

[Buzz activates his wings, cutting the tape that binds him to the rocket; Woody screams and covers his eyes in fear, but just as they are about to hit the ground, Buzz soars up carrying Woody]

Woody:
Hey, Buzz! You're flying!

Buzz:
This isn't flying. This is falling with style!

Woody:
(laughs) To infinity and beyond!

Toy Story  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Buzz:
Woody, you haven't found your hat yet, have you?

Woody:
No! And Andy's leaving for Cowboy Camp any minute, and I can't find it anywhere!

Buzz:
Don't worry, Woody. In just a few hours, you'll be sittin' around a campfire with Andy, makin' delicious, hot schmoes.

Woody:
They're called s'mores, Buzz.

Buzz:
Right. Right. Of course.

Toy Story 2  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Buzz:
Good work, men. Two blocks down, and only 19 more to go.

Rex:
What?!

Other toys:
19?!

Mr. Potato Head:
Are we gonna do this all night? My parts are killing me.

Buzz:
Come on, fellas! Did Woody give up when Sid had me strapped to a rocket?

Other toys:
No.

Buzz:
No! And did he give up when you threw him out of the back of that moving van?

Mr. Potato Head:
Oh, ya had to bring that up.

Buzz:
No, he didn't! We have a friend in need, and we will not rest until he's safe in Andy's room! Now let's move out!

Toy Story 2  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Buzz uses Mr. Potato Head's eye to see what Woody and his roundup gang are up to in Al's apartment]

Buzz:
What's happening?

Mr. Potato Head:
[frightened] Oh, it's horrible! They're torturing him!

Rex:
[gasps] What are we gonna do, Buzz?!

Buzz:
Use your head!

[he and the others use Rex as a battering ram]

Rex:
But I don't wanna use my head!

[they charge at the vent and break through to the apartment]

Toy Story 2  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Woody:
Buzz, I can't go. I can't abandon these guys. They need me to get into this museum. Without me, they'll go back into storage. Maybe forever.

Buzz:
Woody, you're not a collector's item. You're a child's plaything. You... are... A TOY!!

Woody:
For how much longer? One more rip, and Andy's done with me. And what do I do then, Buzz? Huh? You tell me!

Buzz:
Somewhere in that pad of stuffing is a toy who taught me that life's only worth living if you're being loved by a kid. And I traveled all this way to rescue that toy, because I believed him.

Woody:
Well, you wasted your time.

Buzz:
Let's go, everyone.

Slinky:
What about Woody?

Buzz:
He's not coming with us.

Rex:
But Andy's coming home tonight.

Buzz:
Then we'd better make sure we're there waiting for him.

[the other toys make their way back to the vent]

Woody:
I don't have a choice, Buzz. This is my only chance.

Buzz:
To do what, Woody? Watch kids from behind glass and never be loved again? Some life.

Toy Story 2  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Woody:
[Seeing a human boy hugging him on the TV, playing a guitar, on the set of "Woody's Roundup"] What am I doing? Buzz! Wait! Wait!

Stinky Pete the Prospector:
Woody, where are you going?

Woody:
You're right, Prospector. I can't stop Andy from growing up... but I wouldn't miss it for the world.

[Runs to the heat duct]

Stinky Pete the Prospector:
No!

Toy Story 2  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[right when the Prospector is out of his box, he screws the heat duct back in place to prevent the rest of the gang's escape]

Jessie:
Prospector?!

Woody:
You're outta your box!

Prospector:
I tried reasoning with you, Woody, but you keep forcing me to take extreme measures.

[he taps his axe onto the remote, turning off the TV]

Woody:
Wait a minute, you turned on the TV last night, not Jessie!

Prospector:
Look, we have an eternity to spend together at the museum. Let's not start by pointing fingers, shall we?

Woody:
You really are Stinky Pete, aren't you?

Jessie:
Prospector, this isn't fair!

Prospector:
Fair? I'll tell you what's not fair: Spending a lifetime on a dime-store shelf watching every other toy be sold! Well, finally my waiting has paid off, and no hand-me-down cowboy doll is gonna mess it up for me now!

[he throws his box back into his display case]

Woody:
Buzz! Help, Buzz! Guys!

Prospector:
It's too late, Woody! That silly Buzz Lightweight can't help you.

Woody:
His name is Buzz Lightyear!

Prospector:
Whatever. I've always hated those upstart space toys. [climbs back into his box]

Toy Story 2  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Zurg:
Surrender, Buzz Lightyear. I have won.

Utility Belt Buzz:
I'll never give in! You killed my father!

Zurg:
No, Buzz. I AM your father.

Utility Belt Buzz:
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Toy Story 2  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Randolph Duke:
Ezra. Right on time. I'll bet you thought I'd forgotten your Christmas bonus. There you are.

Ezra:
Five dollars. Maybe I'll go to the movies... by myself.

Mortimer Duke:
Half of it is from me.

Ezra:
Thank you, Mr. Mortimer.

Ezra leaves table

Ezra [talking to himself quietly]:
Morons.

Trading Places  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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