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Les Grossman:
The universe is talking to us right now. You just gotta listen.

[Grossman plays "Low" by Flo Rida in his music player, and he and Slolom begin dancing. Pecker is confused.]

Grossman:
See, this is the good part, Pecker. This is when the job gets fun.

Rob Slolom:
Mmm, yeah.

Grossman:
Ask, and you shall receive.

Slolom:
All right!

Grossman:
You play ball, we play ball. [Slolom nods. Grossman begins dancing like he's slapping ass.] I know you want the goodies. Mmm!

Slolom:
Welcome to the goodie room.

Grossman:
You payin' attention? 'Cuz I'm talkin' G5, Pecker. That's how you're gonna roll. No more frequent flyer bitch miles for my boi. Oh yeah. Playa. Playa. Big dick playa.

Slolom:
Swingin' past your knees.

Grossman:
Big dick, baby.

Slolom:
Yup.

[Grossman stops the music.]

Grossman:
Or, you can grow a conscience in the next five minutes and see where that takes you.

[Pecker stands up and faces Grossman.]

Rick "Pecker" Peck:
Let me get this straight. You want me to let my client of fifteen years, one of my best friends, die in the jungle alone for some money and a G5.

Grossman:
Yes.

Pecker:
A G5 airplane.

Grossman:
Yes. And lots of money. Playa.... [Grossman starts the music again, and he and Slolom start dancing again.]

Slolom:
Yeah! Smack it up, flip up, rub it down, hoo!!

– Tropic Thunder  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Kirk Lazarus:
What about you, Master Blaster? You got a certain someone you trying to get with back in the States?

Kevin Sandusky:
What, Alpa Chino? He's like ten girls deep, 24/7.

Lazarus:
No, you missin' me, man. I'm talking about something special. Big difference. How about it?

Alpa Chino:
Yeah. Yeah, there is.

Lazarus:
Well? What's the skinny? Y'all been on a date or what?

Chino:
No. I mean...I always wanted to, but, I guess I just never had the courage to ask. It's...it's complicated.

Lazarus:
No! It's simple as pie, man. You plant your feet on the ground, you look her square in the eyes, you say, "Hey. Baby, you and me's going on a date." That's the end of the story. What's her name?

Chino:
...Lance.

Lazarus:
"Listen here, Lance..." Lance? What the fuck did I just hear? Lance?

Sandusky:
Did you say, "Lance"?

Chino:
No!

Sandusky:
That sounded like "Lance".

Chino:
No, I said "Nance".

Sandusky:
It sounded like "Lance".

Chino:
Look, I'm Alpa Chino, okay? I love the pussy, all right? Lay your ass back down and look at the stars.

Lazarus:
When you wrote "I Love Tha Pussy", was you thinking of dangling your dice on Lance's forehead?

Chino:
Naw, hell no! What? Come on, look...

Lazarus:
Man, everyone's gay once in a while!

Chino:
I'm not gay!

Lazarus:
This is Hollywood!

Chino:
How about we all get back to work?

Lazarus:
Okay, cool.

Chino:
This is ridiculous! We got a big day tomorrow. Let's get focused.

Jeff Portnoy:
Alpa, if you untie me, I will literally suck your dick right now.

Chino:
I told you, for the last time, I love tha' pussy!

Portnoy:
I'll cradle the balls...stroke the shaft...work the pipe...swallow the gravy. Get it over here, buddy. Let's do this.

– Tropic Thunder  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Alpa Chino:
As for why I'm in this movie, maybe I just knew I had to represent. Cause they one good part in this movie for a black man and they gave it to Crocodile Dundee.

Kirk Lazarus:
Pump your brakes, kid. That man's a national treasure.

Chino:
I just wanted to throw another shrimp on your Barbie.

Lazarus:
That shit ain't funny.

Chino:
I'm just fucking with you, Kangaroo Jack. I'm sorry if a dingo ate yo baby.

Lazarus:
You know that's a true story? Lady lost her kid. You about to cross a fucking line.

Kevin Sandusky:
Hey guys could we just cool it...

Chino:
You know what, fuck that, I'm sick of this koala-hunting nigga- [Kirk slaps Alpa. Alpa tries to punch Kirk but Kirk grabs his fist and pulls him in and embraces him.]

Lazarus:
For 400 years, that word has kept our people down.

Chino:
[confused]...what the fuck!?

Lazarus:
Took a whole lot of tryin, just to get up that hill, but now we up in the big leagues...

Chino:
[Breaks away from Kirk] That's the theme songs from The Jeffersons.

Lazarus:
Just cause it's a theme song doesn't mean it's not true.

– Tropic Thunder  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Agamemnon:
Good day for the crows.

Triopas:
I told you yesterday and I'll tell you again today. Remove your army from my land.

Agamemnon:
I like your land. I think we'll stay. I like your soldiers too. they fought bravely yesterday; not well but bravely.

Triopas:
They won't fight for you.

Agamemnon:
That's what the Messenians said. And the Arcadians. And the Epeians. Now, they all fight for me.

Triopas:
You can't have the whole world, Agamemnon. It's too big, even for you.

Agamemnon:
I don't want to watch another massacre. Let's settle this war in the old manner, your best fighter against my best.

Triopas:
And if my man wins?

Agamemnon:
We'll leave Thessaly for good.

Triopas:
Boagrius!

[Boagrius emerges from the cheering Thessalian army; a giant of a man with immense strength]

Agamemnon:
 :[Smiling with confidence.] Achilles!

[Achilles does not appear; Agamemnon's army remains silent. Agamemnon's smile fades while one forms on Triopas' face]

Triopas:
Boagrius has this effect on many heroes.

Agamemnon:
Be careful who you insult, old king!

– Troy  Movie Quote

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Agamemnon:
I always thought my brother's wife was a foolish woman. But she's proved to be very useful.

Nestor:
The Trojans have never been conquered. Some say they can't be conquered.

Agamemnon:
Old King Priam thinks he's untouchable behind his high walls. He thinks the sun god will protect him. But the gods protect only... the strong! If Troy falls, I control the Aegean.

Nestor:
Hector commands the finest army in the east.

Agamemnon:
I'll attack them with the greatest force the world has ever seen! I want all the kings of Greece and their armies. Send emissaries in the morning.

Nestor:
One last thing. We need Achilles and his Myrmidons.

Agamemnon:
Achilles? He can't be controlled. He's as likely to fight us as the Trojans.

Nestor:
We don't need to control him, we need to unleash him. That man was born to end lives.

Agamemnon:
Yes, he's a gifted killer, but he threatens everything I've built. Before me, Greece was nothing. I brought all the Greek kingdoms together! I created a nation out of fire-worshippers and snake eaters! I build the future, Nestor! Me! Achilles is the past. A man who fights for no flag. A man loyal to no country.

Nestor:
How many battles have we won off the edge of his sword? This will be the greatest war the world has ever seen. We need the greatest warrior.

Agamemnon:
There's only one man he'll listen to.

– Troy  Movie Quote

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[The Trojans just sailed from Sparta back to Troy, Hector is carving a lion in a small piece of wood, Paris gets closer]

Paris:
It's a beautiful morning. Poseidon has blessed our voyage.

Hector:
Sometimes the gods bless you in the morning and curse you in the afternoon.

Paris:
Do you love me, brother? Would you protect me from any enemy?

Hector:
[stops his carving and looks at Paris] The last time you spoke to me like this, you were ten years old and you'd just stolen Father's horse. What have you done now?

Paris:
I must show you something.

– Troy  Movie Quote

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[A furious Hector discovers that Paris has taken Helen with them on their ship home.]

Hector:
[to helmsman] Turn the ship around! Back to Sparta!

– Troy  Movie Quote

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[Discussing Paris and Helen]

Hector:
Father, I know this is the last thing we need.

Priam:
It is the will of the gods. Everything is in their hands. But I'm surprised you let him bring her.

Hector:
If I'd let him fight Menelaus for her, you'd be burning a son's body instead of welcoming a daughter.

Priam:
We could send peace envoys to Menelaus.

Hector:
You know Menelaus, he'd spear their heads to his gate.

Priam:
What would you have me do?

Hector:
Put her on a ship, and send her home.

Priam:
Women have always loved Paris, and he has loved them back, but this is different. Something has changed in him. If we send her home to Menelaus, he will follow her.

Hector:
This is my country, and these are my countrymen. I don't want to see them suffer so my brother can have his prize. And it's not just the Spartans coming after her. By now Menelaus has gone to Agamemnon, and Agamemnon has wanted to destroy us for years. Once we're out of the way, he controls the seas.

Priam:
Enemies have been attacking us for centuries. Our walls still stand.

Hector:
Father... we can't win this war.

Priam:
Apollo watches over us. Even Agamemnon is no match for the gods.

Hector:
[sarcastically] And how many battalions does the sun god command?

Priam:
[sternly] Do not mock the gods! When you were very young, you came down with scarlet fever. Your little hand was so hot. The healer said you would not last the night. I went down to Apollo's temple, and I prayed until the sun came up. That walk back to the palace was the longest of my life. When I went into your mother's room, and you were sleeping in her arms, the fever had broken. I promised that day to dedicate my life to the gods, I will not break my promise. For thirty years I have worked for peace, thirty years. Paris is a fool sometimes, I know that, but I will fight a thousand wars before letting him die.

Hector:
Forgive me, father, but you won't be the one fighting.

– Troy  Movie Quote

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Helen:
They're coming for me. The wind is bringing them closer.

Paris:
What if we left? Tonight, right now. What if we went down to the stables, took two horses and left? Ride east, keep riding--

Helen:
And go where?

Paris:
Away from here. I could hunt deer, rabbit. I could feed us.

Helen:
But this is your home.

Paris:
You left your home for me.

Helen:
Sparta was never my home. My parents sent my there when I was sixteen to marry Menelaus. But it was never my home.

Paris:
We'll live off the land. No more palaces for us. No more servants. We don't need any of that.

Helen:
And your family?

Paris:
We'd be protecting my family! If we're not here, what's the need for war?

Helen:
Menelaus won't give up. He'll track us to the end of the world.

Paris:
He doesn't know these lands. I do. We can lose ourselves in a day.

Helen:
You don't know Menelaus. You don't know his brother. They'll burn every house in Troy to find us. They'll never believe we've left. And even if they do, they'll burn it for spite.

Paris:
Then I'll make it easy for him to find me. I'll walk right up to him, and tell him you're mine. [kisses her]

Helen:
You're very young, my love.

Paris:
We're the same age.

Helen:
You're younger than I ever was.

– Troy  Movie Quote

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Hector:
Why did you come here?

Achilles:
They'll be talking about this war for a thousand years.

Hector:
In a thousand years, the dust from our bones will be gone.

Achilles:
Yes, prince. But our names will remain.

[The Myrmidons arrive and surround Hector]

Achilles:
Go home, prince. Drink some wine, make love to your wife. Tomorrow we'll have our war.

Hector:
You speak of war as if it's a game. But how many wives wait at Troy's gates for husbands they'll never see again?

Achilles:
Perhaps your brother can comfort them? I hear he's good at charming other men's wives.

– Troy  Movie Quote

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Achilles:
Apparently, you won some great victory.

Agamemnon:
Ah, perhaps you didn't notice. The Trojan beach belonged to Priam in the morning. It belongs to Agamemnon in the afternoon.

Achilles:
You can have the beach, I didn't come here for sand.

Agamemnon:
No. You came here because you want your name to last through the ages. A great victory was won today, but that victory was not yours. Kings did not kneel to Achilles. Kings did not pay homage to Achilles.

Achilles:
Perhaps the kings were too far behind to see. The soldiers won the battle.

Agamemnon:
History remembers kings, not soldiers! Tomorrow, we'll batter down the gates of Troy. I'll build monuments to victory on every island of Greece. I'll carve "Agamemnon" in the stone! My name will last through the ages! Your name is written in sand for the waves to wash away.

Achilles:
Be careful, King of Kings. First you need the victory.

– Troy  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Odysseus:
The world seems simple to you, my friend. But when you're a king, very few choices are simple. Ithaca cannot afford an enemy like Agamemnon.

Achilles:
Am I supposed to fear him?

Odysseus:
You don't fear anyone, that's your problem. Fear is useful. Stay, Achilles. You were born for this war.

Achilles:
My life is war. Is that what you think?

Odysseus:
Am I wrong?

Achilles:
A week ago you were right. But things are less simple today.

Odysseus:
Women have a way of complicating things.

Achilles:
Of all the kings of Greece, I respect you most. But in this war you're a servant. And I refuse to be a servant any longer.

Odysseus:
Sometimes you need to serve in order to lead. I hope you understand that one day.

– Troy  Movie Quote

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Agamemnon:
They're laughing at me in Troy, drunk with victory! They think I'll sail home at first light.

Odysseus:
Maybe we should.

Agamemnon:
Flee?! Like a whipped dog?!

Odysseus:
The men believe we came here for Menelaus' wife. Won't be needing her anymore.

Agamemnon:
My brother's blood still wets the sand, and you insult him?!

Odysseus:
It's no insult to say a dead man is dead.

Nestor:
If we leave now, we lose all credibility. If the Trojans can beat us so easily, how long before the Hittites invade?

Odysseus:
If we stay, we stay here for the right reasons: to protect Greece, not your pride. Your private battle with Achilles is destroying us.

Agamemnon:
Achilles is one man!

Odysseus:
Hector is one man! Look what he did to us today!

Agamemnon:
Hector fights for his country! Achilles fights only for himself!

Odysseus:
I don't care about the man's allegiance, I care about his ability to win battles!

– Troy  Movie Quote

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Hector:
I've seen this moment in my dreams. I'll make a pact with you. With the gods as our witnesses, let us pledge that the winner will allow the loser all the proper funeral rituals.

Achilles:
There are no pacts between lions and men. [stabs spear into ground, and takes off helmet, throwing it to the side] Now you know who you're fighting.

Hector:
[takes off helmet and throws it aside] I thought it was you I was fighting yesterday - and I wish it had been you. But I gave the dead boy the honor he deserved.

Achilles:
You gave him the honor of your sword. You won't have eyes tonight; you won't have ears or a tongue. You will wander the underworld blind, deaf, and dumb, and all the dead will know: This is Hector. The fool who thought he killed Achilles.

– Troy  Movie Quote

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Achilles:
Who are you?

Priam:
[with tears in his eyes] I have endured what no one on earth has endured before. I kissed the hands of the man who killed my son.

Achilles:
[realizes who his is, stands abruptly] Priam? How did you get in here?

Priam:
I know my country better than the Greeks, I think.

Achilles:
[walks forward, lifts Priam] You are a brave man. I could have your head on a spit in the blink of an eye.

Priam:
Do you really think death frightens me now? I watched my eldest son die, watched you drag his body behind your chariot. Give him back to me. He deserves the honor of a proper burial, you know that. Give him to me.

Achilles:
He killed my cousin.

Priam:
He thought it was you. How many cousins have you killed? How many sons and fathers and brothers and husbands? How many, brave Achilles? I knew your father. He died before his time. But he was lucky not to live long enough to see his son fall. You've taken everything from me. My eldest son, heir to my throne, defender of my kingdom. I can't change what happened, it is the will of the gods. But give me this small mercy. I loved my boy from the moment he opened his eyes till the moment you closed them. Let me wash his body. Let me say the prayers. Let me place two coins on his eyes for the boatman.

Achilles:
[visibly moved] If I let you walk out of here, if I let you take him, it doesn't change anything. You're still my enemy in the morning.

Priam:
You're still my enemy tonight. But even enemies can show respect.

– Troy  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Agamemnon:
Achilles makes a secret pact, and I have to honor it? What treason is this?! Consorting with the enemy, giving him twelve days of peace! Peace, peace! Their prince is dead, their army is leaderless; this is the time to attack!

Nestor:
Even with Hector gone, we have no way to breach their walls.

Agamemnon:
I will smash their walls to the ground if it costs me 40,000 Greeks. Hear me, Zeus! I will smash their walls to the ground!

[The other Greek kings in the tent with Agamemnon look at each other nervously.]

– Troy  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[As the other Trojans celebrate around the Greeks' wooden horse]

Paris:
Look at them. You'd think their prince had never died.

Helen:
You are their prince now. Make your brother proud.

– Troy  Movie Quote

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[Marshal Cogburn is cross-examined by a defense attorney]

Attorney:
How many men have you shot since you became a marshal, Mr. Cogburn?

Rooster:
I never shot nobody I didn't have to.

Attorney:
That was not the question. How many?

Rooster:
Uh, shot, or killed?

Attorney:
Oh, let us restrict it to killed, so that we may have a manageable figure!

Rooster:
Well, twelve to fifteen, stopping men in flight and defending myself.

Attorney:
Twelve to fifteen? So many that you cannot keep an accurate count! I have examined the record, Mr. Cogburn. A much more accurate figure is available. Come now — how many?

Rooster:
Counting them two Whartons… twenty-three.

Attorney:
Twenty-three men in four years. That makes about six men a year!

Rooster:
It's a dangerous business.

– True Grit  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Moon & Emmett Quincy were arrested in previous scene; Moon was shot in the leg during their capture]

Moon:
Oh, my leg hurts!

Rooster:
I'll bet it do, sonny-boy. Now you just sit right still so it don't bleed so much.

...

Quincy:
I don't know any Ned Pepper. What's he look like?

Rooster:
Short, feisty fella. He's got a messed-up lower lip. I shot him in it.

Quincy:
In the lip? What was you aiming at?

Rooster:
His upper lip.

– True Grit  Movie Quote

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Rooster:
What we want to do is get them inside that dugout. I'll shoot the last man through the door, and then we'll have 'em over a barrel!

La Boeuf:
You'll shoot them without a call?

Rooster:
Well, it'll give 'em to know our intentions is serious! [La Boeuf & Mattie give him disapproving glares] Aw, well, I'll holler down after I shoot and see if any of 'em want to be taken alive — but when they won't, we'll shoot 'em as they come out the door.

– True Grit  Movie Quote

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Mattie:
[drinking water from river near camp] That tastes like iron!

La Boeuf:
You're lucky to be where water's so handy. I've seen the time I've drank out of a filthy hoofprint and I was glad to get it.

Rooster:
If ever I meet one of you Texas waddies who ain't drunk from a hoofprint, I think I'll… I'll shake their hand, or buy them a Daniel Webster cigar! [he looks over La Boeuf's horse] How long you boys down there been mounted on sheep?

La Boeuf:
Go ahead and have your little joke. But I'll tell you one thing: that little fella there will still be running when that big American stud of yours is winded and collapsed.

Rooster:
Ha — sheep! Heh, heh…

– True Grit  Movie Quote

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Mattie:
I'm here to take you back to Fort Smith and hang you!

Chaney:
And I think I will not go. Now how do you like that?

Mattie:
Well, there's a posse of officers up the hill who'll force you to go!

Chaney:
How many officers?

Mattie:
I'd say right around fifty — and they mean business! So you just walk up that hill right in front of me.

Chaney:
I believe I'll oblige those officers to come after me.

Mattie:
If you refuse to go with me, I'll have to shoot you.

Chaney:
Is that so? Well, you better cock your piece. [Mattie pulls back the lever on the revolver to load it. She doesn't pull it all the way.] All the way back, until it locks!

Mattie:
[cocks revolver properly] I know how to do it. Now you mean to say that you won't go with me on your own free will?

Chaney:
You just got it the other way around, now you will follow me!

– True Grit  Movie Quote

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Chaney:
I didn't think you'd do it!

Rooster:
[From the top of the hill] Sis! Where are you!

Mattie:
I'm down here! I got Chaney!

Chaney:
I just didn't think you'd do it! One of my short ribs is broke!

Mattie:
You killed my father when he was trying to help you! You're just a piece of trash! You also killed a senator in Texas when he was sitting on a porch swing!

Chaney:
Everything happens to me and now I'm shot by a child!

Mattie:
I'll shoot you again if you don't get up!

– True Grit  Movie Quote

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[Ned Pepper, Mexican Bob, and the Parmalee brothers meet Rooster Cogburn blocking the road.]

Rooster:
Where's the girl, Ned?

Ned:
She was in wonderful health when last I saw her. I can't answer for her now.

Rooster:
You'll answer for her now! Where is she?

La Boeuf:
[from far off, in outlaw camp] Rooster, make a run for it! I've got Mattie! Chaney too!

Ned:
Well, Rooster, will you give us the road? I have business elsewhere.

Rooster:
Farrell, you and your brother stand clear. I've got no interest in you today. Stand clear and you won't get hurt.

Harold:
Cock-a-doodle-doo! [other outlaws laugh]

Ned:
What's your intention, Rooster? You think one on four is a dog-fall?

Rooster:
I mean to kill you in one minute, Ned, or see you hanged at Fort Smith at Judge Parker's convenience. Which'll it be?

Ned:
I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man!

Rooster:
Fill your hand, you son of a bitch!

– True Grit  Movie Quote

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