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Dusty:
(after Jo and Bill drive through an explosion) Jo, Bill did you see that explosion?

Jo:
We saw it.

Twister  Movie Quote

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Dusty:
(realizes a tornado is coming) Jo, Bill, it's coming! It's headed right for us!

Bill:
(staring at the nearby tornado with Jo and Mellisa) It's already here! (to everyone nearby) Everybody underground now!

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(Bill pulls Jo to the truck as she fights)

Jo:
Beltzer will tell us if drops near us!

Bill:
It's not gonna drop near us its gonna drop right on us!

(they get out just as the tornado drops where they just were)

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Jo:
Where's the road Rabbit?!

Rabbit:
It should be any second!

(the group come out on the road a moment later and nearly crash into Jonas' convoy)

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Mellisa:
(after being caught in a tornado while chasing it) When you told me you used to chase tornados I always thought it was a metaphor!

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(Jo and Bill are too busy arguing to notice a tornado)

Beltzer:
Hey, are you gonna wrap this up?

Bill:
WHAT?

Beltzer:
Oh nothing, I was just wondering if we were going to chase this tornado or just catch the next one.

Bill:
SHIT!!

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[Melissa is giving therapy to a patient over the phone.]

Melissa:
She did not marry your penis. Ok, she didn't ONLY marry your penis.

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Dusty:
Bill, she just missed the truck!

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Dusty:
Well, there's some good news. It DID fly. What was it like?

Jo:
...It was windy.

Dusty:
Windy. [Chuckles] That's intense.

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Jo:
[After her truck is destroyed, looking over at Bill's truck] Do you have full coverage on that truck?

Bill:
Liability only.

Jo:
Liability only...Well, it's a very pretty truck.

Melissa:
Thank you.

[Bill smiles and realizes what she is thinking]

Bill:
Don't even think about it. [Jo looks at him] NO WAY.

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Rabbit:
Y'know, in a severe lightning storm, you want to grab your ankles and stick your butt in the air.

Haynes:
He's right. If you're gonna get hit it's the safest orifice.

Joey:
Yeah, I'd like to get hit by lightning once, y'know, see what it's like.

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Dusty:
So we get this one near Daleton right?

Rabbit:
Oh, god.

Dusty:
And we are way to close. And Jo's got the vid on it right, she's filming it. And all of the sudden outta nowhere, this shitty lookin' green Valiant comes pulling up right in the way.

Beltzer:
[points to Bill] And this loser stumbles out of the car, he's got like a bottle of Jack Daniel's in his hand...

Dusty:
He is naked!

Rabbit:
He is buck naked.

Beltzer:
Naked!

Bill:
NOT naked! [laughter] I was not naked!

Beltzer:
[whispering into Melissa's ear] He was without apparel.

Bill:
Half naked.

Dusty:
Naked. Ok, so Jo's yelling at him to get out of the way, right? [laughter] And he just strolls up to the twister, says 'have a drink', and he chucks the bottle into the twister, and it NEVER hits the ground. The twister caught it, and sucked it right up!

Bill:
Honey, this is a tissue full of lies. See, there was another Bill, an evil Bill, and I killed him.

Dusty:
I LOVE THIS GUY!

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Preacher:
No, that was a good size twister. What was it, an F-3?

Bill:
Solid F-2.

Melissa:
See, now you've lost me again.

Bill:
It's the Fujita Scale. It measures the intensity of a tornado by how much it eats.

Melissa:
Eats?

Bill:
Destroys.

Lawrence:
The one we last encountered was a strong F-2, maybe an F-3.

Beltzer:
Maybe we'll see some F-4's today.

Haynes:
That would be sweet!

Bill:
4 is good. 4 will relocate your house very efficiently.

Melissa:
Is there an F-5? [silence falls over the group] What would that be like?

Preacher:
...The Finger of God.

Melissa:
None of you has ever seen an F-5?

Bill:
...Just one of us.

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[A combine has just been dropped from a tornado.]

Jo:
Debris! Dusty, we have Debris!

Bill:
DEBRIS?

Jo:
Right! Left! Right! Left!

Bill:
Which way now?

Jo:
I have no idea.

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[Bill, driving a truck, has been dodging multiple combines and gone through a house.]

Bill:
Maybe we should get off of this road.

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Jo:
 :[during an argument] Can I drive?

Bill:
No!

Jo:
Then will you? :[the truck is about to hit a tractor]

Bill:
WOAH! [Swerves away] GODDAMN!

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Jo:
Where's my truck? [Jo's truck falls from the sky in the way of Melissa. Melissa screams hysterically, while at the same time able to swerve around it] There it is.

Bill:
Melissa?!

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Jo:
 :[cow flies by in the storm] Cow.

Melissa:
[On the phone] I gotta go Julia, we got cows.

Jo:
'Nother cow.

Bill:
Actually I think that was the same one.

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Randolph Duke:
Ezra. Right on time. I'll bet you thought I'd forgotten your Christmas bonus. There you are.

Ezra:
Five dollars. Maybe I'll go to the movies... by myself.

Mortimer Duke:
Half of it is from me.

Ezra:
Thank you, Mr. Mortimer.

Ezra leaves table

Ezra [talking to himself quietly]:
Morons.

Trading Places  Movie Quote

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Louis:
Randolph. Mortimer.

Mortimer Duke:
Winthorpe, my boy, what have you got for us?

Louis:
Well, it's that time of the month again. Payroll checks for our employees, which require your signatures. And no forgetting to sign the big ones!

Mortimer Duke:
We seem to be paying some of our employees an awful lot of money.

Louis:
[laughs] Can't get around the old minimum wage, Mortimer.

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Randolph Duke:
Money isn't everything, Mortimer.

Mortimer Duke:
Oh, grow up.

Randolph Duke:
Mother always said you were greedy.

Mortimer Duke:
She meant it as a compliment.

Trading Places  Movie Quote

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Billy Ray:
[Billy Ray is in jail] I wish my bitches would get here. I ain't got time to be sitting in this cell with you.

Big Black Guy # 1:
Where are your bitches, Mr. Big-Time Pimp?

Billy Ray:
[to Cellmate #2] Didn't I tell you that the phone in my limousine is busted, and I can't get in contact with my bitches?

Cellmate #2:
[to Big Black Guy] Yeah! The phone in the limo was busted. What is ya, ignorant?

Trading Places  Movie Quote

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Billy Ray is in the Jacuzzi; Coleman takes Billy Ray's street clothes and closes door

Billy Ray [from Jacuzzi]:
When you think of love, does your heart go round and round?

Mortimer:
What's he doing in there?

Coleman:
I believe he is singing, sir.

Randolph:
They're very musical people, aren't they?

Coleman:
What should I do with his clothes, sir?

Mortimer:
Send them to the laundry. He'll want something nice and clean to wear to the ghetto...after I've won the bet.

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Coleman:
Your … friends seemed to enjoy themselves, sir. In all, I'd say it was quite a success.

Billy Ray:
[disgusted] They wasn't no "friends" of mine, Coleman. Just a bunch'a freeloaders treatin' my house like it was a goddamn zoo.

Coleman:
Why don't you retire, sir? You've got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.

Billy Ray:
Yeah...I think I will, uh, "retire."

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