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[Brian Gamble and Jim Street argue over the aftermath of the bank robbery that has threatened to get them dismissed from service]

Brian Gamble:
Terrible day, I need a cocktail.

Jim Street:
I'm staying.

Gamble:
[In disbelief] You're what? After that?

Street:
In time, Fuller will have some new asses to chew on, and he'll put us back on the team.

Gamble:
Fuller, is a cop pincher in this department, brother and he's never gonna give us a second chance.

Street:
So, what are you gonna do, piss away the hard work you did to get here?

Gamble:
Piss WHAT away, Jimmy? The cage? C'mon man, we're better than that and you know it. Wanna join me? Oh, I guess that a real partner wouldn't have to ask that would he?

Street:
A real partner would stood up for what he did at the bank.

Gamble:
I saved that hostage.

Street:
You disobeyed the hold.

Gamble:
No. I saved that hostage.

Street:
[shouts] You disobeyed the hold! You made that decision yourself, and you shot a hostage, Jesus Brian!

Gamble:
[Shocked] Woah, you sounded a lot like Fuller. Isn't that what you were talking about in there, you rat me out, you cut a deal to get back on the team, Jim?

Street:
Did I cut a deal?

Gamble:
Yeah, did you?

Street:
How many times have I cover up for you and all your goddamn stunts?

Gamble:
[shrugs] That's what a real partner ... [picks up badge] You just picked a paycheck over me, bro. [tosses badge to Street]

Street:
You just picked yourself over everything else.

Gamble:
You wanna stay here, be Fuller's bitch? You go right ahead, but I can't do it, nope can't do it. Goddmanit goddamnit god-[slaps locker in anger]-damnit, Jim.

Street:
We were partners for five years, and this is how you wanna end it?

Gamble:
Nuh, uh. I didn't end it. You sold me out to the press.

Street:
You know, I never realize until now how full of shit you are. [tosses badge back to Gamble, who comes over and grabs Street by the shirt in anger]

Gamble:
Fuck you, and SWAT. [pushes Street back and breaks a mirror behind him]

S.W.A.T.  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Michael Boxer and TJ McCabe chance upon Jim Street]

Michael Boxer:
I just want to know what you did to my little sister.

Jim Street:
She's 28, Boxer, okay? And trust me, she's not so little.

TJ McCabe:
[laughing] Oh no, you didn't...

S.W.A.T.  Movie Quote

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[Hondo monitors the team as they play poker by sniper rifle]

Daniel "Hondo" Harrelson:
[Deke shoots a card] Ten of spades. Spade flush.

Jim Street:
Hondo, isn't that a straight flush?

Hondo:
Hold the phone. Six, seven, eight, nine, ten of spades. Deke!

Deacon "Deke" Kaye:
Beats four aces in Compton any day!

S.W.A.T.  Movie Quote

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[Deke Kaye is impressed with a prototype device Street introduced to the team for a takedown]

Deacon "Deke" Kaye:
We need to sell that shit on eBay.

Jim Street:
I only have one.

Deke:
We'll split the profits fifty-fifty, corner the market. Break 'em down like a shotgun - The Polish Penetrator!

S.W.A.T.  Movie Quote

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[Chris Sanchez notices something while the team drives on the way to Hawthorne Airport]

Chris Sanchez:
Did they build an airport downtown in the past two days?

Daniel "Hondo" Harrelson:
I don't think so, Sanchez, why?

Sanchez:
That Learjet on your right. It's flying real low.

S.W.A.T.  Movie Quote

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[Hondo sees TJ McCabe lying in the disabled Learjet]

TJ McCabe:
How's Boxer?

Daniel "Hondo" Harrelson:
What do you care?

McCabe:
C'mon, Hondo, just give me that.

Hondo:
He's going to make it.

McCabe:
Good.

Hondo:
Just couldn't resist, could ya? So what do you wanna do?

McCabe:
Goddamnit, Sarge. [commits suicide]

S.W.A.T.  Movie Quote

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[After dropping off Montiel, the team receives a report of a stand-off on the way back]

Daniel "Hondo" Harrelson:
Technically, our watch has been over for 12 hours.

Jim Street:
So?

Hondo:
Yeah ... What the hell. [prepares weapon] Mount up!

S.W.A.T.  Movie Quote

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Melanie:
[on her cell phone] I can't. I'm in Alabama.

Tabatha Wadmore-Smith:
[in New York] Oh... my God.

Sweet Home Alabama  Movie Quote

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Jake:
[not recognizing Melanie in her sunglasses] Can I help you?

Melanie:
Well, for starters, you can get your stubborn ass down here and give me a divorce.

Jake:
You're shittin' me right?

Melanie:
I've never actually understood that expression, but no, I am not shitting you.

Sweet Home Alabama  Movie Quote

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Melanie:
And don't even pretend like you missed me.

Jake:
Oh, I missed you all right, but at this range, my aim is bound to improve.

Sweet Home Alabama  Movie Quote

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"Melanie":
What are you doing?

"Jake":
Leavin, you done it, you should recognize the gesture.

Sweet Home Alabama  Movie Quote

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Jake:
Whatever blows your dress up, darlin'. You go right ahead and spend your money.

Melanie:
Oh, but darlin', I thought you said we should think of it as "our money." [Jake stops cold] Just a guess: The words joint checking are flashing in your head right now.

Sweet Home Alabama  Movie Quote

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Lurlynn:
It's funny how things don't turn out...

Melanie:
...It's funny how they do.

Sweet Home Alabama  Movie Quote

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Jake:
Anybody think of anything in here that, uh, might bother Bobby Ray?

Wade:
Uh, Clinton's breath.

Jake:
You still the same Bobby Ray from last night?

Bobby Ray:
Last time I checked, yeah.

Jake:
[puts arm on shoulder] Well, then, let me buy you a drink.

Bobby Ray:
Well, you're really not my type... [laughter]

Sweet Home Alabama  Movie Quote

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Mayor Kate Hennings:
You're just gonna let her humiliate you... with some bullshit about an old husband?!

Andrew:
Yeah, I think I am. Excuse me.

Sweet Home Alabama  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Melanie:
Now what kind of wife would I be if I didn't pick up after my husband?

Jake:
The kind that don't live here.

Sweet Home Alabama  Movie Quote

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Buddy:
Get me packed up, I gotta get to services.

Guy:
What services? Who died?

Buddy:
No one... yet. It's Yom Kippur, you idiot.

Guy:
Oh, I didn't realize Ackerman was a Jewish name.

Buddy:
It's Jewish enough, especially when the big players are involved. [sarcastically] Besides, I have a sudden need to atone for my sins.

Swimming with Sharks  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Guy:
That's another thing. All this time that I've worked for you, I still don't know a thing about your ex-wife. Jesus, there's not even a trace or a picture in the whole house. Was she beautiful?

Buddy:
Yes.

Guy:
Did you love her?

Buddy:
Yes.

Guy:
How nice. When she coming home? [lights a cigarette] I forgot, she left you.

Buddy:
What do you want?

Guy:
What do I want? What do I want? [thinks for a moment] Tell me a story. Tell me about a young Buddy in love with a woman who just didn't want him. Was it a painful separation? Did you find her in the passionate throes of a secret lover? Did you take it from everything she had? Or did the lousy bitch only get half?

Buddy:
She died.

Guy:
[taken aback] Oh. [sarcastically] Well, is that all? Well, boo-hoo! What a line. "My wife just died, can you come home with me. Hold me. Love me. Fuck me." Christ, you are such an asshole!

Buddy:
[numb] Christmas eve, twelve years ago. She was on her way to the mall. I was supposed to have gone with her. We hadn't started our Christmas shopping yet, but it was going to be simple, just some stuff for our parents. Money was tight and shopping was a hassle anyway. We even promised not to give each other gifts. On the way, there was a car that had broken down, Mallory pulled over to help. I always told her that she was such a busybody, but she called it "just being nice". She got out and asked if everything was all right, or something stupid. Anyway, it was a scam, bunch of punk kids stealing cars. They shot her. [pause] And all this time, I was stuck at the office wrapping Christmas gifts for my boss. A lot of gifts, we had a good year, that year - I was there till 3 A.M. And the whole time I'm thinking to myself, "Oh boy, she is gonna be pissed. When I get home, I am a dead man". [pause] Anyway, I got home, got the message, went down to the hospital to identify her. It was a whole week into the new year before I found them, these stupid wind up toys and a note: "In the constant rat race of life, don't ever forget to unwind". [pause] She was never any good at writing notes.

Guy:
[sheepish] Look, I didn't know...

Buddy:
Oh, Guy didn't know! imagine that! Boy genius here didn't know something!

Swimming with Sharks  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Buddy:
What, you think somebody just handed me this job? I've handled the phones, I've juggled the bimbos, I've put up with the tyrants, the yellers, the screamers. I've done more than you can even imagine in that small mind of yours. I paid my dues!

Guy:
I didn't spend one year...

Buddy:
And I spent 10! Dammit, it's my turn to be selfish! it's my turn. That's the trouble with your whole MTV, microwave dinner generation. You want it all now. You think you deserve it just because you want it? It doesn't work like that. You have to earn it, you have to take it, you have to make it yours. but before you do that, Guy, you need to decide what it is you really want.

Guy:
I want you to stop calling me in the middle of the night! I want you to stop sending me the fucking office for your goddamn phone numbers or your fucking sunglasses! I want my life back!

Buddy:
What life? I gave you life. Before me, you were nothing. Before me, you were an ink spot, and now you're playing in the majors! I made you. You will always be "Guy from Buddy Ackerman's office"! You wanna go back to your shitty little existence? Go ahead. Leave. There's the door. No one's stopping you. You could have left any day, but you stayed. So let's just forget the Dudley-damn-Doright crap, because out here it's kill your parents, fuck your friends, and have a nice day!

Swimming with Sharks  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Trent:
Look, you take yourself out of the game, you start talking about puppy dogs and ice cream, of course its going to end up on the friendship tip.

Mike:
I just don't think she liked me.

Trent:
Baby you are so money and don't even know it.

Swingers  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Rob:
Those guys are right. You're money.

Mike:
Then why won't she call?

Rob:
She won't call because you left. She's got her own life to deal with and that's in New York. She's a sweet girl and I love her to pieces, but fuck her, man. You got to get on with your life. You've got to let go of the past Mikey, and when you do, the future is beautiful. Alright? Look out the window. It's sunny every day here. It's like manifest destiny. Don't tell me we didn't make it. We made it. We're here. And everything that is past is prologue to this, all the shit that didn't kill us is only - ya know, all that shit... You're gonna get over it.

Mike:
How did you get over it? I mean, how long did it take you?

Rob:
I don't know, man. Sometimes it still hurts. I don't know, man. It's like you wake up every day and it hurts a little less, and then you wake up one day and it doesn't hurt at all. And it's like, and this might sound a little weird, but it's like you almost miss that pain.

Mike:
You miss the pain?

Rob:
Yeah. For the same reason you miss her... Because you lived with it for so long.

Swingers  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Trent:
You know what? You’re like a big bear with claws, with fangs-

Sue:
Big fucking teeth, man.

Trent:
With big fucking teeth on you. And she’s just like this little bunny, just kind of cowering in the corner-

Sue:
Shivering!

Trent:
Yeah, man. You got these claws, and you’re staring at these claws, man, and you’re thinkin’ 'how am I supposed to kill this bunny'.

Sue:
You’re pokin’ at it. You’re pokin’ at it.

Trent:
Yeah, you’re not hurting it. You’re just gently battin’ the bunny around. You know what I mean? The bunny’s scared, Mike. The bunny’s scared of you.

Sue:
And you got these fucking claws, man.

Trent:
You got these fucking claws and these fangs, man. And you’re looking at your claws and you’re lookin’ at your fangs and you’re thinkin’ to yourself, ‘I don’t know what to do’, man. ‘I don’t know how to kill the bunny. With this, I don’t know how to kill the bunnies’, man.

Sue:
You’re like a big bear, man.

Mike:
You're fucking with me.

Trent:
No I'm not fuckin' with you...Mike, I'm tellin' ya, you're money...Come here a second, listen. Now look it. When you go up to talk to her, man, I don't want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone's really hopin' makes it happen. I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie, you know, the guy you're not sure whether or not you like yet. You're not sure where he's coming from. Okay? You're a bad man. You're a bad man. You're a bad man. Bad man.

Swingers  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Lorraine:
Hi, Mike, I'm Lorraine.

Mike:
Like the quiche.

Lorraine:
Yeah, yeah, the quiche. That's a really original joke.

Mike:
I like quiche. How's that?

Lorraine:
Yeah? Well, I thought real men didn't like quiche.

Mike:
Yeah, well, my reputation seems to have preceded me here.

Lorraine:
You're not a real man?

Mike:
Not lately, no.

Swingers  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[First lines]

Balladeer:
[sings]

A legend is sung of when England was young,

And Knights were brave and bold.

The good King had died, and no one could decide

Who was rightful heir to the Throne.

It seemed that the land would be torn by war,

Or saved by a miracle alone —

And that miracle appeared in London town:

The Sword in the Stone.

The Sword in the Stone  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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