[Post-credit scene - a caption reads "Meanwhile, in Nueva York..." and a hologram woman appears in a darkly-lit spacious hallway]
Lyla:
You're a bit late.
Miguel O'Hara / Spider-Man 2099:
[offscreen] We can't all be everywhere at once.
Lyla:
A little text might have been nice.
Miguel O'Hara:
I was gone for less than two hours. What happened?
Lyla:
Okay, okay, okay. I know what it looks like, but... here's the good news.
Miguel:
Oh, here we go.
Lyla:
The multiverse didn't collapse.
O'Hara:
Oh, cool!
Lyla:
A little touch and go. But it worked out.
O'Hara:
Great story. Hey, did you finish the goober?
Lyla:
It's not a goober. It's a gizmo.
O'Hara:
Do you always have to call me out? It's just really frustrating and it bums me out.
Lyla:
Don't get too excited, Miguel. It's just a prototype.
O'Hara:
Not excited. [the watch attaches itself to his wrist] Ow!
Lyla:
But you could be the first person to make an autonomous multiverse jump, or the last.
O'Hara:
Okay, so we're just... gonna roll the dice on this?
Lyla:
So what do you say, pal? Where do you want to go first?
Spider-Man:
2099:
Let's start at the beginning, one last time. Earth-67. [jumps into Earth-67]
1967:
Whoa! What the…?
2099:
I'm Spider-Man. I need you to come with me.
1967:
[pointing at Miguel] Who the heck are you?
2099:
[pointing back] I-I just told you. Now listen, listen. I'm from the future.
1967:
[pointing back] How dare you point at me!
2099:
[pointing back] You-you were pointing first.
1967:
It's rude to point.
2099:
You're being very rude! You're not even believing what I'm saying! You're saying I'm not who I say I am!
[scene focuses on J. Jonah Jameson and a NYPD officer]
Police officer:
Which one pointed first?
J. Jonah Jameson:
Spider-Man pointed first. Obviously!
Spider-Man:
[continuing to point at each other]
2099:
You're pointing at me right now as you say that! Look at you! Look at your finger! Look at your finger right now!
1967:
I'm not pointing, you're pointing. I'm just pointing out your pointing. Which is different from normal pointing.
2099:
What is it doing?! You are pointing...
1967:
You haven't seen pointing until I'm through with you, and then you'll know--
2099:
YOU'RE accusing ME of pointing when you're–!!
[scene cuts suddenly to a title card reading "THE END"]
