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Peter Parker/Spider-Man:
[saves Mary Jane] Well, beats taking the subway. Don't mind us, she just needs to use the elevator.

Mary Jane Watson:
Wait. Who are you?

Peter/Spider-Man:
You know who I am.

Mary Jane "M.J." Watson:
I do?

Spider-Man:
Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man!

Spider-Man  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Norman was drinking a cup of whiskey when he heard an evil laughter echoing around him]

Norman:
Somebody there?

Green Goblin:
Somebody.

Norman:
Who said that?

Green Goblin:
Don't play the innocent with me. You've known all along.

Norman:
Where are you?

Green Goblin:
Follow the cold shiver running down your spine.

[Norman searched wildly around his collection of masks in source of the voice]

Green Goblin:
I'm right here!

[Norman turned around at the mirror, looking at his reflection]

Norman:
I don't understand.

Green Goblin:
Did you think it was coincidence? So many good things all happening for you. ALL for you... Norman.

Norman:
What do you want?

Green Goblin:
To say what you won't. To do what you can't. To remove those in your way.

Norman:
[looking at the newspaper] The Board Members.. You've killed them.

Green Goblin:
WE killed them!

Norman:
We?

Green Goblin:
Remember... your little accident in the laboratory?

Norman:
The performance enhancers.

Green Goblin:
Bingo. Me! Your greatest creation. Bringing you what you've always wanted. Power beyond your wildest dreams and its only the beginning. There's only one who could stop us. Or imagine if he could joined us. [laughing evilly]

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J. Jonah Jameson:
Spider-Man. And the Green Goblin. "The Green Goblin." You like that?

Peter:
Mr. Jameson–

Jameson:
Made it up myself. These weirdos all got to have a name now.

Peter:
Mr. Jameson, Spider-Man–

Jameson:
[picks up phone] Hoffman!

Hoffman:
Yeah?

Jameson:
[sees Hoffman in the office, and hangs up the phone.] Call the patent office, copyright the name "Green Goblin". I want a quarter every time somebody says it.

Hoffman:
How about "Green Meanie"? [Jameson makes a "get out" hand gesture]

Peter:
Spider-Man wasn't attacking the city, he was trying to save it. That's slander.

Jameson:
It is not. I resent that. Slander is spoken. In print, it's libel.

Peter Parker:
You don't trust anybody, that's your problem.

Jameson:
I trust my barber. What are you, his lawyer? Get outta here. [throws his cigar out the window] Let him sue me, get rich like a normal person. That's what makes this country– (Huh?) [his cigar is thrown back in the window, lands in from of him, and the Green Goblin bursts through the The Daily Bugle window] (What the–?!)

Green Goblin:
[grabbing Jameson by the throat] Jameson, you slime! Who's the photographer who takes the pictures of Spider-Man?

Jameson:
I don't know who he is! His stuff comes in the mail!

Green Goblin:
You're lying!

Jameson:
I swear!

Green Goblin:
He's the one who can take me to him!

Jameson:
I don't know who he is!

Green Goblin:
[preparing to punch Jameson] You are useless, you--

Spider-Man:
[appears upside-down outside the window] Set him down, tough guy.

Green Goblin:
[drops Jameson and turns around on the glider] Speak of the Devil!

Jameson:
Spider-Man! I knew you two were in this together! I--

Spider-Man:
[uses his web to seal Jameson's mouth shut] Hey, kiddo, let Mom and Dad talk for a minute, will ya?

Green Goblin:
[uses sleep gas] Sleep!

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[Spider-Man regains conscious after being knocked out by the Green Goblin]

Green Goblin:
Wake up, little spider, wake up. No, you're not dead... yet. Just paralyzed, temporarily. You're an amazing creature, Spider-Man. You and I are not so different.

Spider-Man:
[weakly] I'm not like you. You're a murderer.

Green Goblin:
Well, to each his own. I chose my path, you chose the way of the hero, and they found you amusing for a while, the people of this city, but the one thing they love more then a hero... is to see a hero fail, fall, die trying. In spite of everything you've done for them, eventually, they will hate you. Why bother?

Spider-Man:
Because... it's right.

Green Goblin:
[taps Spider-Man on the head] Here's the real truth. There are 8,000,000 people in this city, and those teeming masses exist for the sole purpose of lifting the few exceptional people onto their shoulders. You, me, we're exceptional. I could squash you like a bug right now, but I'm offering you a choice - join me. Imagine what we could accomplish together, what we could create... or we could destroy, cause the deaths of countless innocents in selfish battle, again and again and again, until we're both dead! Is that what you want? [jumps onto his glider] Think about it, hero!

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May:
Give us this day our daily bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us. Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us– [the Green Goblin bursts through the window, laughing maniacally; screams in horror] DELIVER US...

Green Goblin:
Finish it! FINISH IT!

May:
FROM EVIL!!

Spider-Man  Movie Quote

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M.J.:
Has he mentioned me?

Peter:
Yeah.

M.J.:
What'd he say?

Peter:
Uh... I said... he asked me what I thought about you.

M.J.:
And what did you say?

Peter:
I said... uh... Spider-Man, I said uh... "The great thing about MJ is... when you look in her eyes and she's looking back in yours... everything... feels... not quite normal." Because you feel stronger and weaker at the same time. You feel excited and at the same time, terrified. The truth is... you don't know what you feel except you know what kind of man you want to be. It's as if you've reached the unreachable and you weren't ready for it."

M.J.:
You said that?

Peter:
Well, something like that.

Spider-Man  Movie Quote

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[A bunch of commuters throw things at the Goblin to save Spider-Man, Mary Jane and a tram full of kids]

Commuter 1:
Come on up here, tough guy! I got a little somethin' for ya!

Woman:
We're gonna kick your frickin' ass!

Commuter 1:
Leave Spider-Man alone! You're gonna pick on a guy trying to save a bunch of kids?!

Commuter 2:
Oh, yeah, I got something for your ass! You mess with Spidey, you mess with New York!

Commuter 1:
You mess with one of us, you mess with all of us!

Spider-Man  Movie Quote

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[As the Green Goblin throws Spider-Man through the building, Spider-Man swings through the window, and crashes to the wall. A pumpkin bomb is thrown in front of Spider-Man's face; it explodes, and blows Spider-Man through the brick wall, and knocking him to the ground. The Green Goblin hops off his glider.]

Green Goblin:
Misery, misery, misery, that's what you've chosen. I offered you friendship, and you spat in my face. [The Green Goblin beats Spider-Man up, until he kicks Spider-Man to the wall. Just as Spider-Man is about to shoot his web, the Green Goblin stops him.] You've spun your last web, Spider-Man. Had you not been so selfish, your little girlfriend's death would have been quick and painless. But now that you've really pissed me off… [sinisterly] ...I'm gonna finish her, nice and slow. [Spider-Man gets furious.] M.J. and I... We're gonna have a hell of a time! [The Green Goblin lunges his trident to stab Spider-Man, but Spider-Man stops it, and the Green Goblin flies backwards to another brick wall. Spider-Man crushes the Green Goblin with it. The Green Goblin gets up, and Spider-Man beats him up] Peter, stop! Stop! It's me. [takes off his mask, revealing Norman Osborn]

Peter:
Mr. Osborn.

Norman:
Peter, thank God for you.

Peter:
You killed those people on that balcony.

Norman:
The Goblin killed them, I had nothing to do with it! Don't–don't let him take me again. I beg you, protect me!

Peter:
You tried to kill Aunt May. You tried to kill Mary Jane.

Norman:
But not you. I've tried to stop it, but I couldn't stop it. I would never hurt you. [As Norman speaks, his Green Goblin persona presses the button on his suit, and his glider rises behind Peter.] I knew from the beginning. If anything ever happened to me, i–it was you that I could count on. You, Peter Parker, would save me, and so you have. Thank God for you. [Norman stands up] Give me your hand. Believe in me, as I believed in you. I've been like a father to you. Be a son to me now.

Peter:
I have a father. His name was Ben Parker.

Green Goblin:
Godspeed, Spider-Man.

[warned by his spider sense, Peter flips just as the Green Goblin's glider was about to impale him.]

Norman:
Oh, No. [gets impaled by his own glider, and groans in pain and blood loss] [last words; weakly] Peter... don't tell Harry. [Norman collapses and dies, and Peter lowers his head down.]

Spider-Man  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[last line]

Peter:
Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words: "With great power comes great responsibility." This is my gift, my curse. Who am I? I'm Spider-Man.

Spider-Man  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

J. Jonah Jameson:
You're fired. Parker, hello? You're fired!

Peter Parker:
Why?

Jameson:
[looks at Peter's latest photos in his photo book] Dogs catching Frisbees? Pigeons in the park? A couple of geezers playin' chess?

Betty Brant:
[walks in urgently] Boss!

Jameson:
Not now.

[Brant walks out]

Peter:
Well, I was thinking maybe the Bugle could show another side of New York for a change.

Robbie Robertson:
We got 6 minutes to deadline, Jonah! We need page one!

Jameson:
[looks over at Robbie, ignores him] Parker, I don't pay ya to be a sensitive artiste! I pay you because... [notices Brant heading back for his desk] Still not now! [Brant walks back out] I pay you because for some reason that psycho Spiderman'll pose for you!

Peter:
Spider-Man won't let me take any more pictures! You've turned the whole city against him!

Jameson:
A fact I'm very proud of! Now, get your pretty little portfolio off my desk before I go into a diabetic coma! [intercom alarm goes off; he presses the intercom button]

Betty:
Boss, your wife's on the line! She said she lost your checkbook!

Jameson:
Thanks for the good news! [turns off intercom]

Peter:
Mr. Jameson, please, isn't there any of these shots you can use? I really need the money.

Jameson:
[with faux sympathetic 'puppy-dog' face] Aww... Miss Brant?!?

Brant:
[walks in] Yes?

Jameson:
Get me a violin!

Robbie:
5 minutes to deadline, Jonah!

Jameson:
All right, run a picture of a rancid chicken. Here's the headline - "Food Poisoning Scare Sweeps City!"

Hoffman:
[leans in] Some food got poisoned?

Jameson:
[glares over] I'm a little nauseous, yah!

Peter:
[after a short pause] All right, Mr. Jameson. [hands Jameson a photo of Spider-Man]

Jameson:
[briefly analyzes the photo] It stinks. Robbie, there's your Page 1 - "Masked Menace Terrorizes Town!"

Robbie:
I told you he's not a menace!

Jameson:
And I told you...

Robertson:
I'll take care of it.

Jameson:
I'll give you $150.

Peter:
$300.

Jameson:
That's outrageous! [hands Peter his check] Done. Give this to the girl.

Spider-Man 2  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[After Spider-Man saves May from Doc Ock]

Peter Parker/Spider-Man:
We sure showed him.

May Parker:
What do you mean, we?

Spider-Man 2  Movie Quote

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Doc Ock:
[grabs Spider-Man] You're getting on my nerves.

Peter/Spider-Man:
I have an knack for that.

Doc Ock:
Not anymore. [squeezes harder]

Spider-Man 2  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Peter has to get past his landlord who is insistent on collecting rent from him]

Peter:
Hi.

Mr. Ditkovich:
What's 'hi'? Can I spend it? You're a months late again. Again!

Peter:
I'm sorry, I'm promise I'll get it in sooner or later-

Mr. Ditkovich:
If promises were crackers, my daughter would be fat!

Peter:
All I have is this $20 for the rest of the week and-

Mr. Ditkovich:
[snatches the $20 from Peter's hands] Sorry doesn't pay the rent, and don't try to sneak past me. I have ears like a cat, and eyes like a rodent.

Peter:
Thanks, Mr. Ditkovich.

Ursula Ditkovich:
Hi, Pete! [accidentally knocks over pan, and oven catches on fire. As Ursula is putting out the fire, Mr. Ditkovich slams the door in Peter's face]

Spider-Man 2  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Garbage Man:
[on bringing in Spider-Man's discarded costume] Now look, uh, I think I deserve a little something for this.

Jameson:
Give ya $50.

Garbage Man:
I could get more than that on eBay.

Jameson:
All right, $100. Miss Brant, give this man his money and throw in a bar of soap!

Spider-Man 2  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Peter:
[Aunt May is moving, and boxes are outside her house] Hey, where are all my comic books?

May:
Oh, those dreadful things? I gave those away.

Spider-Man 2  Movie Quote

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Peter:
[regarding Uncle Ben] Aunt May, you shouldn't blame yourself.

May:
Oh, I know I shouldn't. It's just... you wanted to take the subway, and he wanted to drive you. If only I had stopped him, then all 3 of us would be having tea together.

[There is a brief pause of silence. Finally, Peter speaks.]

Peter:
I'm responsible.

May:
For what?

Peter:
For what happened to Uncle Ben.

May:
But you were at the library. You were doing your homework.

Peter:
He drove me to the library, but I never went in.

May:
What do you mean?

Peter:
I went someplace else, someplace where I thought I could win some money, to buy a car, because I wanted to impress Mary Jane. It happened so fast... I won the money, the guy wouldn't pay me, then he got robbed... the thief was running towards me... I could have stopped him, but I wanted...revenge. I let him go, I let him get away. He wanted a car, he tried to take Uncle Ben's. Uncle Ben said no... and then he shot him. Uncle Ben was killed that night for being the only one who did the right thing. I held his hand when he died. I've tried to tell you so many times...

Spider-Man 2  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Peter parks the car of two thieves outside the theater in a red zone]

Officer:
Hey, buddy! You park there, I'm towin' it!

Peter:
Whatever.

[Peter walks into theater lobby]

Doorman:
Ah! Shoelace.

[Peter stops, bends down to tie his shoelace, then moves forward again]

Doorman:
Wait, you might want to...[motions for Peter to fix tie]

[Peter fixes tie and moves forward again]

[Doorman stops him entering theater]

Doorman:
Can I help you?

Peter:
Yeah, I, uh, I've come to see the show.

Doorman:
Oh, I'm sorry, sir. "No one will be seated after the doors are closed." It helps maintain the illusion.

Peter:
Ah, I understand. Umm... Miss Watson, She's a friend of mine, she asked me to come.

Doorman:
But not to come late.

Peter:
But I have to see the show. If you just let me in, I'll stand by the–

Doorman:
Shh. [points his hands to the sign that says, "Quiet please while play is in progress"]

Spider-Man 2  Movie Quote

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Jameson:
[talking about Otto Octavius] What are we gonna call this guy?

Hoffman:
Doctor Octopus?

Jameson:
That's crap.

Hoffman:
Science Squid?

Jameson:
Crap!

Hoffman:
Doctor Strange?

Jameson:
That's pretty good... [Hoffman smiles in acceptance] But it's taken! Wait, wait! I got it! Doctor Octopus.

Hoffman:
I... But... I like it.

Jameson:
Of course you do. Doctor Octopus. New villain in town: Doc Ock.

Hoffman:
Genius.

Jameson:
What, are you lookin' for a raise? Get out!

Spider-Man 2  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[In Peter's mind sitting in Ben’s car]

Ben Parker:
All the things you've been thinking about, Peter, make me sad.

Peter:
Can’t you understand? I’m in love with Mary Jane.

Ben':
Peter all the times we talked about honesty fairness justice all those times I counted on you to have the courage to take those dreams out into the world.

Peter:
I can’t live your dreams anymore. I want a life of my own.

Ben:
You’ve been given a gift Peter, with great power comes great responsibility. Take my hand son.

Peter:
No, Uncle Ben. I’m just Peter Parker. I’m Spider-Man no more. No more.

Spider-Man 2  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jameson:
[To Eddie] You want a staff job, [to Peter] you want a staff job. Doesn't anybody care about what I want?

Hoffman:
[briefly entering] I do.

Jameson:
Shut up. Get out. I want the public to see Spider-Man for the two-bit criminal he really is. He's a fake, he's full of sticcum. Catch him in the act; Spider-Man with his hand in a cookie jar. Whoever brings me that photo gets a job. Well, what are you waiting for? Chinese New Year? Go, go, go!

Eddie:
I'm on it, boss!

Peter:
[after they both leave Jameson's office] You'll never get that shot.

Eddie:
Oh, we'll see.

Spider-Man 3  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Spider-Man:
Jig's up, pal.

Sandman:
I don't wanna hurt you. Leave, now.

Spider-Man:
I guess you haven't heard. I'm the sheriff around these parts.

Sandman:
Okay.

[fight ensues, however Sandman easily beats Spider-Man, before saving two man, as Sandman sees and flees]

Spider-Man:
Where do all these guys come from?

Spider-Man 3  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Eddie:
Whoa. Buddy, love the new outfit. This is exactly what I need to scoop Parker. Give me uh...give me some of that web action. [Spider-Man's web swing and crushes Eddie's camera]

Spider-Man:
See ya, chump. [jumps into sewers to face Sandman]

Eddie:
What the HELL?! [gets another camera from his coat, taking photos, as police arrives]

Spider-Man 3  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Spider-Man:
Flint Marko.

Sandman:
What do you want from me?

Spider-Man:
[playful to aggressive] Remember Ben Parker?! THE OLD MAN YOU SHOT DOWN IN COLD-BLOOD?!?

Sandman:
[visibly upset by the question, angrily responds] What does it matter to you, anyway?!

Spider-Man:
[going over the passing train and yells] EVERYTHING!!!!!!

Spider-Man 3  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Harry:
[when corrupt Peter arrives at his mansion] Would you like a drink? Tsk, I'm sorry. What was I thinking? Bad for the public image, right, Mr. Key to the City?

Peter:
What did you do to her?

Harry:
I did what you failed to do. I was there for her. Mary Jane and I, we understand each other.

Peter:
She doesn't know what you are.

Harry:
Peter, she knows me very well. And when she kissed me, it was just like she used to kiss me. The taste... [sucks in, rolls fingertips over his lips] ...Strawberries.

[Peter punches him, the battle ensues.]

Harry:
How ya like that, Spidey?

Peter:
That all you got?

Peter:
[after punching Harry through a window] Stings, doesn't it?

Harry:
I protected you in high school, now I'm gonna kick your little ass.

Peter:
[mockingly] Ooh!

Harry:
[after getting hit in the face with his glider and accidentally getting thrown by Peter at a glass shelf full of pumpkin bombs] You gonna kill me like you killed my father?

Peter:
I'm done trying to convince you.

Harry:
You took him from me. He loved me.

Peter:
No. He despised you. You were an embarrassment to him. [sees tears in Harry's eyes] Oh, look at little Goblin Jr. You gonna cry? [Peter knocks Harry unconscious on the wall shelf and walks away. Harry tries to throw a pumpkin bomb at Peter, but Peter throws it back at Harry's face, disfiguring it.]

Spider-Man 3  Movie Quote

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