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Bethany Hamilton: Go ahead, tell me how everything's going to be okay. Tom Hamilton: Yea that's me Mr. jump-right-in-and-fix-it, maybe I should just keep my mouth shut for once. Bethany Hamilton: I'm done, aren't I? I can't even paddle out to the line up passed the big waves. I don't understand, what happened to... I can do all things. Why? Why did this happen? Why did I have to lose everything? Tom Hamilton: You didn't lose everything Bethany, not even close. That shark didn't kill you, you're here, you're alive, you have your family. Bethany Hamilton: But what am I suppose to do now? Tom Hamilton: I don't know... Bethany Hamilton: Then how am I suppose to know? Tom Hamilton: When the times right you'll know. You just have to listen. Bethany Hamilton: Listen for what? Tom Hamilton: For whatever comes next. – Soul Surfer Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Captain: There isn't going to be any Baroness...well, we've, uhm, called off our engagement, you see...Well, you can't marry someone when you're in love with someone else, can you? [he kisses her] Maria: The Reverend Mother always says, 'when the Lord closes a door, somewhere he opens a window'. Captain: What else does the Reverend Mother say? Maria: That you have to look for your life. Captain: "Is that why you came back? [She nods] And have you found it Maria? Maria: I think I have. I know I have. Captain: I love you. ["Somthing Good" begins to play] Maria: Oh, can this be happening to me? ... [During the song] Captain: [he brings Maria to the center of the gazebo] Do you know when I first started loving you? That night at the dinner table when you sat at that ridiculous pine cone. [laughs] Maria: What? [laughs too] I knew the first time you blew that whistle. Captain: [as he caresses her cheek with his right hand] Oh, my love... – The Sound of Music Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Sol: You know. When I was a kid food was food. Before our scientific magicians poisoned the water, polluted the soil. Decimated plant and animal life. Why, in my day you could buy meat anywhere. Eggs, they had. Real butter. Fresh lettuce in the Det. Thorn: I know. Sol. You told me before. A heat wave all year long. A greenhouse effect. Everything is burning up. – Soylent Green Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Hatcher: What's the story with the Simonson homicide? Det. Thorn: It was carefully set up to make it look like he was killed after he caught some punk burglarizing his apartment. Hatcher: What do you think it was? Det. Thorn: It was an assassination. A well-planned assassination. Hatcher: You know this for a fact? Det. Thorn: Four reasons. One: the alarm system in the building was out of order for the first time in two years. Two: the bodyguard who was supposed to be protecting him was conveniently out shopping. Three: the punk that broke into the apartment didn't take anything. And four: the punk who killed Simonson was no punk because he used a meat hook instead of a gun to make it look like a punk. Hatcher: Well, if the punk didn't take anything from the apartment, what did you take? Det. Thorn: Everything I could lay my hands on. – Soylent Green Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Priest: Forgive me. It's destroying me. Det. Thorn: What is? Priest: The truth. Det. Thorn: The truth Simonson told you? Priest: All truth. – Soylent Green Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Det. Thorn: Something stinks here. Hatcher: Look. You'll sign this. And I'll bury it. Det. Thorn: Like hell you will. A member of the board of the Soylent Corporation was torn apart with a meat hook! You can't sweep that carcass under the rug. Who bought you? Hatcher: You're bought as soon as they pay you a salary. Det. Thorn: Yeah, well, who is "they?" Hatcher: High and hot, and they want this case closed permanently, their way, now you sign this! Det. Thorn: You sign it! If my name closes this case and someone higher and hotter wants to know why, it's my job! Hatcher: Sign it, I'll cover for you! Det. Thorn: I won't put my job on the line for you, Hatcher... Hatcher: But... Det. Thorn: Not my damn job!! – Soylent Green Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Sol: Son of a bitch. I haven't eaten like this in years. Det. Thorn: I never ate like this. Sol: And now you know what you've been missing. There was a world, once, you punk. Det. Thorn: Yes, so you keep telling me. Sol: I was there. I can prove it. Det. Thorn: I know, I know. When you were young, people were better. Sol: Aw, nuts. People were always rotten. But the world was beautiful. – Soylent Green Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Det. Thorn: Hatcher, get to the Exchange. You gotta tell them they're right. Hatcher: But let's take care of you first. Det. Thorn: You don't understand. I've got proof. They need proof, I've seen it. I've seen it happening. They've gotta tell people. Hatcher: Tell them what? Det. Thorn: The ocean's dying. Plankton's dying. It's people. Soylent Green is made out of people. They're making our food out of people. Next thing, they'll be breeding us like cattle for food. You've gotta tell them. You've gotta tell them! Hatcher: I promise. Tiger. I promise. I'll tell the Exchange. Det. Thorn: You tell everybody. Listen to me Hatcher! You've gotta tell 'em! SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE! We gotta stop them! Somehow! Note: the bolded line is ranked #77 in the American Film Institute's list of the top 100 movie quotations in American cinema. – Soylent Green Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Bill Gates: Oh, I don't know what makes me happier-- Einstein's unified filed theory... or watching monkeys on a treadmill. Titan: [singing:] I am Titan, I am strong! Ham: [singing:] No one wants to sing along. [throws banana peel at Titan and he slips] Get a life, one two. You're lame, Three, four. [Luna looking at Ham, mad] What? Dr. Bob: And to think, I almost dropped out of Havard to start a software company. Who's laughing now, Bill Gates? Bill Gates: Memorizing sequences is a vital test of the chimps' brain capacity. – Space Chimps Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Barkley: It was this girl, 5'-nothin'. Blocked my shot! Psychiatrist: When did you first start having this dream? Barkley: It wasn't a dream! It really happened! – Space Jam Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Psychiatrist: Are there any other areas besides basketball where you find yourself unable to perform? Ewing: No! Psychiatrist: I'm just asking. – Space Jam Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Fortune teller: I see aliens. Little aliens from outer space. They forced their way inside your bodies. They need your talent to win a basketball game against Bugs Bunny. Ewing: [whispers] Bugs Bunny? Fortune teller: I also see Michael Jordan being sucked down a golf hole by furry creatures. Ewing: That's it. We're outta here. Johnson: We're leaving now. [the incapacitated players set off] Bradley: Let's try some acupuncture. Muggsy: Good idea. [to the fortune teller] Bye. – Space Jam Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Stan has finished digging up the golf hole that Michael got sucked down, and still no sign of him] Stan: This is it! THIS IS IT! I don't know where you are, Michael! But wherever you are, you obviously enjoy bein' there more than spendin' time with me! Daffy: You'd better hope this Jordan character still knows how to play hoops. Bugs: You and me both, brother. Daffy: Listen. How's this for a new team name? The Ducks! Bugs: Please! What kinda Mickey Mouse organization would name their team The Ducks? Daffy: So sue me! It's just a suggestion. – Space Jam Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[as Michael's golf ball rolls toward the hole in an unusual way] Murray: It is alive! – Space Jam Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Michael tries to walk on the Looney Tunes' gym floor, but his cleats get stuck, and he falls down] Michael: Anyone lend me a pair of sneakers? Bugs: Uh, sneakers? [he and the other Tunes look down at their feet; no one is wearing sneakers] Foghorn: Uh... Tweety: Sowwy. Michael: Someone's gonna have to go to my house and pick up my basketball gear. Daffy: To your house? In 3-D Land? Michael: Yeah. Whatever you do, don't forget my North Carolina shorts. Daffy: Your shorts? From college? Michael: I wore them under my Chicago Bulls uniform every game. Looney Tunes: [grossed out] Eww! Michael: Hey! I washed 'em after every game! [the Looney Tunes laugh sarcastically] Sylvester: Sure! Michael: I did! Daffy: Gross. – Space Jam Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Johnson: I've been MRI'd, EKG'd, X-rayed, laser beamed,... Ewing: Still can't find anything wrong with us. Muggsy: Hey, maybe there's nothin' wrong with us. Johnson: That's right, Muggs. Maybe it's just in our heads. Muggsy: We're fine. It's just some psychosomatic deal or somethin' to do with the moon or the alignment of the planet. – Space Jam Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Bugs and Daffy dig their way into the real world] Daffy: The view back there stinks! [they stop digging] Daffy: Oh, what? Bugs: We're right in front of Michael's house! Daffy: I knew that. Bugs: Shh! Okay. Let's go in this way. Daffy: I say let's go in that way. [they split up as they continue digging] Bugs: He just never loins. – Space Jam Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[after cleaning up the gym] Taz: Lemony fresh! – Space Jam Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Lone Starr: But Yogurt, what is this place? What is it that you do here? Yogurt: Merchandising. Barf: Merchandising? What's that? Yogurt: Merchandising! Come, I'll show you. [to the Dinks] Open up this door. [Yogurt walks over to a wall filled with Spaceballs merchandise.] Yogurt: Heh-heh. Come! We put the picture's name on everything! [everyone is staring in amazement] Yogurt: Merchandising! Merchandising! Where the real money from the movie is made. Spaceballs: the T-shirt, Spaceballs: the Coloring Book, [holds up a Transformers comic book] Spaceballs: the Lunchbox, Spaceballs: the Breakfast Cereal! Spaceballs: the Flame Thrower! [fires a blast from flame thrower] Dinks: Ooohh! Yogurt: The kids love this one. And last, but not least, Spaceballs: the Doll; Me. [Yogurt pulls the doll's string] Yogurt Doll: May the Schwartz be with you! Yogurt: [kisses the doll] Adorable. – Spaceballs Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Colonel Sandurz: Once we kidnap the princess, we will force her father, King Roland, to give us the combination to the air shield, thereby destroying Planet Druidia and saving Planet Spaceball. Dark Helmet: [to audience] Everybody got that? Good! – Spaceballs Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Colonel Sandurz: We're approaching Planet Druidia, sir. Dark Helmet: Good. I'll call Spaceball City and notify President Skroob immediately. Rico: I already called him, sir. He knows everything. Dark Helmet: [slams down the phone and turns to Rico; stunned and angry] What? You went over my helmet?! Rico: Well, not exactly over, sir. Uh, m-m-more to the side. I'll always call you first, it'll never happen again. Never, ever! [Dark Helmet puts on Schwartz ring] Oh, shit! No-no-no-no! No-no-no-no! Please! Please! Please! No! No! N-not that! [clutches his throat thinking that Dark Helmet is going to choke him using the Schwartz] Dark Helmet: Yes. "That". [fires a blast from his ring that hits Rico's groin, instead of his neck, causing him extreme pain] – Spaceballs Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Lone Starr parks the Winnebago in an illegal parking space] Guard 1: Hey, what the Hell is that thing?! Guard 2: Looks like a Winnebago with wings! Guard 1: Jeez! Hey! You can't park here! Guard 2: Yeah! Can't you guys read? [gestures to a "No Parking" sign] No parking! [Barf exits the Winnebago, and flips off the Guards while making kissing noises] Guard 1: That son of a--! [loads gun; approaches Winnebago] All right, hands up! You're under arrest for illegal parking! Guard 2: Yeah! [they enter and get knocked unconscious] – Spaceballs Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Guard 1: Hey! [camera shows he and Guard 2 are dressed only in boxers and undershirts, and sporting black eyes.] Those are the guys that stole our uniforms! Guard 2: And beat the shit out of us, too! – Spaceballs Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Lone Starr: I wonder, will we ever see each other again? Yogurt: Who knows? God willing, we'll all meet again in Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money. – Spaceballs Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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