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Andie:
[Ben answers the phone to Andie in the middle of a meeting] Its me!

Ben:
I'm in the middle of a meeting. Can I call you back later?

Andie:
I miss you benny boo boo... boo boo boo

How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Gobber:
Meet the Terrible Terror!

[From a pet door emerges a small, green dragon about the size of a Chihuahua.]

Tuffnut:
Ha! That's like the size of my-- [the Terror leaps onto his face] AAH! OH, GET IT OFF! [The Terrible Terror chases a shiny light created by Hiccup's shield back into the enclosure] [to Astrid, while she glares] Wow, he's better than you ever were.

How to Train Your Dragon  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Hiccup:
[Toothless starts to drop] Oh no.

Asrid:
AAHHHHHH!

Hiccup:
Toothless WHAT ARE YOU DOING we need her to LIKE us. [Toothless starts spinning] And now, the spinning. [Deadpan] Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile.

How to Train Your Dragon  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Eret:
[shows Hiccup and Astrid, his scar under his shirt] This is what he gave me last time I showed up empty-handed. [Hiccup and Astrid looked in disgust at Eret's scar] He promised to be far less understanding in the future.

Hiccup:
Look, we don't know anything about a dragon thief, or an ice-spitting dragon. [Eret nods to his men hidden behind Hiccup and Astrid] Or your lunatic boss and his dragon army, okay? Just give us back our dragon and we'll go, Strange-Hostile-Person-Whom-We've-Never-Met.

Eret:
[chuckles] Oh, where are my manners? I'm Eret, Son of Eret. [drags his dagger] Finest dragon trapper alive. After all, it's not just anyone who can capture a Night Fury.

[Toothless roars]

Hiccup:
And this is Toothless. He says we're going, now.

Eret:
[laughs] Heh. They all say that. [to the trappers] Rush 'em, lads!

[The hidden dragon trappers attack. Toothless fires at a large icicle that falls on the dragon trappers and keeps them back. They shout and jump away.]

Ug:
Oh, Watch out!

[Hiccup pulls out Inferno and cuts the net off of Stormfly.]

Astrid:
Stormfly! Come on, go! Go!

[Astrid barely manages to escape on Stormfly, with Toothless and Hiccup following]

Eret:
YOU WILL NEVER HOLD ON TO THOSE DRAGONS!!! YOU HEAR ME?! DRAGO IS COMING FOR THEM ALL!!!

How to Train Your Dragon 2  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Stoick and Gobber find Hiccup and Toothless at the dragon sanctuary. Stoick grabs Hiccup by the arm and drags him through the cave.]

Hiccup:
Wait, wait! Dad, there is something you need to know!

Stoick:
[not really listening] Yeah, yeah. Tell me on the way.

Hiccup:
No, this isn't an "on the way" kind of update, actually.

Stoick:
[stubbornly] I've heard enough!

Hiccup:
More of the earth-shattering-development variety.

Stoick:
Yeah, just add it to the pile.

Hiccup:
Dad, unlike most surprises I spring on you, this is one you'll like. I promise. You just have to handle it delicately. So...

[They reach a stunned Gobber.]

Gobber:
[to Stoick, stupefied] Uh, you might want to take this one.

Stoick:
Huh? [draws his sword]

Gobber:
Oh, boy.

Hiccup:
[fearful] Oh. Uh, Dad, could you put the sword away, please?

[Stoick finally sees Valka and gasps, unbelieving and astonished. Gobber and Hiccup watch as Stoick drops his sword, removes his helmet, and slowly, silently advances toward Valka.]

Valka:
[strong at first, but growing more nervous as Stoick draws closer] I know what you're gonna say, Stoick. How could I have done this? Stayed away all these years and why didn't I come back to you, to our son? Well, what sign did I have that you could change, Stoick, that anyone on Berk could? I pleaded so many times to stop the fighting, to find another answer, but did any of you listen?

Gobber:
[aside, to Hiccup] This is why I never married. This and one other reason.

Valka:
[very nervous] I know that I left you to raise Hiccup alone, but I thought he'd be better off without me, and I was wrong. I see that now, but... [nervously backs up against the wall; on the verge of tears] Oh, stop being so stoic, Stoick! Go on! Shout, scream, SAY SOMETHING!

[Stoick touches Valka's cheek. She stares at him in fear.]

Stoick:
[also on the verge of tears] You're as beautiful as the day I lost you!

[Valka quietly weeps in relief; Stoick softly kisses her. A relieved and overjoyed Hiccup smiles.]

How to Train Your Dragon 2  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Stoick begins to whistle a song, which Valka remembers.]

Gobber:
Oh, I love this one.

Stoick:
Remember our song, Val. [singing] I’ll swim and sail on savage seas. With ne'er a fear of drowning. And gladly ride the waves of life. If you will marry me. No scorching sun, nor freezing cold will st— [Gobber sings and interrupts]

Gobber:
[singing] WILL STOP ME ON MY JOUR—ney. Sorry. [Hiccup looks upset at Gobber's interruption]

Stoick:
[singing] If you will promise me your heart. And love...

Valka:
[singing] ...And love me for eternity. My dearest one, my darling dear, your mighty words astound me. But I’ve no need of mighty deeds when I feel your arms around me.

Stoick:
[singing] But I would bring you rings of gold, I'd even sing you poetry!

Valka:
Oh, would you?

Stoick:
[singing] And I would keep you from all harm. If you would stay beside me!

Valka:
[singing] I have no use for rings of gold, I care not for your poetry. I only want your hand to hold...

Stoick:
[singing] I only want you near me!

Stoick and Valka:
[singing] To love and kiss, to sweetly hold! For the dancing and the dreaming! Through all life’s sorrows and delights, I’ll keep your laugh inside me! I’ll swim and sail on savage seas with ne'er a fear of drowning! And gladly ride the waves of life, if you will marry me!

Gobber:
[singing] Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, I'm still goiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnng!

Hiccup:
[nudges Gobber's belly] Gobber.

Gobber:
I'm done.

How to Train Your Dragon 2  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Drago is knocked away from attacking Valka and sees Stoick]

Valka:
Thank you.

Stoick:
For you my dear, anything. [Refers to dueling alphas] You think you can stop them?

Valka:
I'll do my best. [Frees Cloudjumper] Come on Cloudjumper!

Drago:
I watched you burn!

Stoick:
It takes more than a little fire to kill me! [Attacks Drago]

How to Train Your Dragon 2  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Toothless breaks out of ice and challenges Drago's Bewilderbeast]

Hiccup:
He's challenging the alpha!

Valka:
To protect you!

How to Train Your Dragon 2  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Phil Blumburtt:
[attempting to analyze Howard]...This is amazing. Man's oldest fantasy! [imitating the SUPERMAN narrator] From across a sea of stars...Look! Up in the sky! It's...The Duck Who Fell to Earth!

Beverly Switzer:
Phil, you've got to help us. Seriously, what are we gonna do here?

Phil:
Nice Ducky. [squawking like Donald Duck] Me, Phil. You, Howard. We can be friends. Klaatu Barada Nikto!

Howard T. Duck:
[annoyed and confused] Undoubtedly one of Earth's greatest minds here.

Beverly:
Hey, Phil. Don't talk to him like that; he's just as smart as you are.

Howard:
Oh, now I'm really depressed.

Phil:
[into his microphone] Highly intelligent, perhaps even...Wait, that's it! We're about to see if the subject has any capabilities we don't normally find on Earth...Any "Superpowers", as it were? Howard! [he produces a steel bar and holds it out to Howard] Can you bend this?

Howard:
What are you, crazy or something? [The bar clatters to the floor]

Phil:
[produces a 2X4 and holds it in front of Howard's face] Howard, can you burn a hole through this with some kind of eye-laser?

Howard:
Hey, you wanna see powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal ducks? What say I bite your nose off with my super-bill!

Phil:
Howard, quit holding out! I want you to concentrate and read my mind!

Howard:
Right. You're thinking..."They know I'm a phony. They know I'm a yo-yo." Tell me if I'm warm on any of these, Phil. [Beverly giggles]

Phil:
Next, I want you to look into the future and tell me what you see!

Howard:
I see...Myself, walking out that door! [He departs, with Beverly in tow]

Howard the Duck  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Phil:
  [coming backstage]  Sorry I missed the show.  I came with a pizza—[sees Howard]  Howard!  [speaks duck gibberish]

Howard:
  Oi…

Beverley:
  …vey.

Howard the Duck  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Lieutenant Welker:
  You are going to go play sitting duck in a jail cell.

Cop:
  Lieutenant, what's the charge, sir?

Welker:
  Illegal alien.

Howard the Duck  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Howard:
  Alright, that's how it starts!  police brutality!

Beverly:
  [to cop]  Hey, stop manhandling him!

Howard the Duck  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dr. Jenning:
  I'm dead.

Dark Overlord:
  Yes, you are.

Howard:
  You think that's funny, Jenning?

Dark Overlord:
  I am not Dr. Jenning any more!  The transformation is complete!  I am now someone else!

Howard:
  Try telling that to your insurance company.

Howard the Duck  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dark Overlord:
  I told you, bird brain, I am not Jenning any more!  I am one of the Dark Overlord of the Universe!

Beverly:
  Dark Overlord of the Universe?

Howard:
  That must be quite a responsibility.

Howard the Duck  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dark Overlord:
  Soon, the Dark Overlords will engulf the Earth.  Nothing human will remain here.

Howard:
  Oh, yeah?  Well, nothing duck's remaining here, either.

Howard the Duck  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Beverly:
  Howard may be a duck, but you people are animals!  He's my boyfriend!  [crowd quiets]

Trucker:
  That's disgusting!

Crowd:
  Yeah!  [becomes rowdy again]

Beverly:
  You're not making me proud to be a human!

Howard the Duck  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Karen White:
Chris, run! They'll kill you!

T.C. Quist:
That gun won't do you any good, mister.

Chris Dugan:
Don't come any closer.

[T.C. snarls and starts to transform, but Chris shoots him and he collapses]

Chris Dugan:
I have silver bullets in here.

Jerry Warren:
Silver bullets my ass! Get up, T.C.!

[Jerry aims his own gun at Chris, but is also shot down with a look of shock]

Dr. Waggner:
[to Karen] They're real. [approaches Chris]

Chris Dugan:
Don't come any closer, Doc, please.

[Waggner growls, and Chris shoots him]

Dr. Waggner:
[with a look of relief] Thank God... [collapses, dead]

The Howling  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[last lines, after Karen transforms and is shot on live television]

First man at bar:
The things they do with special effects these days! Did you see the one about the guy in the spaceship?

Second man at bar:
It was real. She turned into a werewolf, and they shot her.

First man at bar:
You're plastered!

Second man at bar:
Doesn't mean it wasn't real.

Third man at bar:
Hey, Ernie? Put that pepper steak on for me, would you? And a hamburger for the lady.

Ernie:
How do ya want that?

Third man at bar:
How do you want it, honey?

Marsha Quist:
Rare. [smiles]

The Howling  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[It has been an hour or so since a drunken Hud attempted to rape Alma. Now, at the bus station, she remains seated as he approaches. She watches him coolly, while helping herself to a smoke. Hud just stands there, looking down at her.]

Hud Bannon:
Well, it looks like we're losing a good cook. [He smiles] Maybe we should've boosted your salary. [She gazes at him but doesn't say anything] You're not letting that little ruckus we had run you off, are you?

Alma:
[evenly] So far as I can get on a bus ticket.

Hud Bannon:
Are you claiming I'm the first guy who ever put his foot in your door? [She shakes her head negatively] But I'm the first one who ever got rough, huh...? Well, I'm sorry. That wasn't my style. I don't usually get rough with my women. [He smiles again] I generally don't have to.

Alma:
You're rough on everybody.

Hud Bannon:
[unruffled] So they tell me.

[She flicks away her cigarette. As always, she is honest.]

Alma:
You want to know something funny? It would have happened eventually, without the roughhousing. You look pretty good without your shirt on, you know...The sight of that through the kitchen window made me put my dish towel down more than once.

Hud Bannon:
[wry] Why didn't you speak up sooner?

[She shrugs. The bus appears beside them, and its door swings open. Alma rises. Hud puts her suitcase in. As she places a foot on the step, he pulls Alma back into his arms and kisses her. It takes a moment, and then she responds unabashed. The ardent embrace signifies what might have been. Finally, they separate again. Hud looks rueful.]

Hud Bannon:
I'll remember you, honey. You're the one that got away.

[She gets onto the bus and it goes, leaving him standing there on the pavement.]

Hud  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Lonnie Bannon:
I wouldn't mind driving her the long way home.

Hud Bannon:
You ought to take a crack at that. Get all the good you can out of seventeen 'cause it sure wears out in one hell of a hurry.

Hud  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Hud Bannon:
...Where's my Jack Daniels?

Alma Brown:
I'd say you already drank it.

[Hud nuzzles one side of her neck from behind]

Alma Brown:
I don't like sudden passes.

Hud Bannon:
Well, there's another coming up on your right.

[He nuzzles the other side of her neck]

Alma Brown:
Don't you ever ask?

Hud Bannon:
The only question I ever ask any woman is, "What time is your husband coming home?" Now come on, let's get our shoelaces untied.

Alma Brown:
I've been asked with more finesse in my day.

[Hud backs off at last]

Hud Bannon:
I wouldn't want to come off crude. Want some perfume?

Alma Brown:
Sure; how about some colored beads and wampum, while you're at it?

Hud Bannon:
Whatever I need to make you trade.

Alma Brown:
Thanks, but I've done my time with one cold-blooded bastard; I'm not looking for another.

Hud Bannon:
It's too late, honey. You've already found him.

Hud  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Hud has just parked his car in Alma's flower bed...again]

Alma Brown:
Why do you ALWAYS park that thing in my flowers!?

Hud Bannon:
Because you keep planting them where I park, that's why.

Hud  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Alma Brown:
You and your car smell like Chanel #5. You weren't riding the range this afternoon, were you?

Hud Bannon:
I sure wasn't.

Alma Brown:
How does Truman Peters's wife make time for you, in the middle of the day?

Hud Bannon:
She just drops everything for me, honey.

Alma Brown:
I guess it beats housework, doesn't it?

Hud  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Hud sits with Alma on her bed]

Hud Bannon:
You're a fine housekeeper, a fine cook, and a fine laundress. What else are you good at?

Alma Brown:
Taking care of myself.

Hud Bannon:
A piece of corn-silk like you shouldn't need to.

Alma Brown:
That's what my first husband used to tell me. Then he took my wallet and my gasoline card, left me stranded at a hotel in downtown Albuquerque.

Hud Bannon:
What did you do, wear your curlers to bed? Is that why he made for the hills?

Alma Brown:
He was a gambler. He's probably up at Vegas right now, dealing all night and losing it back in the daytime.

Hud Bannon:
Man like that sounds no better than a heel.

Alma Brown:
Aren't you all?

Hud Bannon:
Honey, don't go shooting all the dogs just because one of them's got fleas.

Alma Brown:
I was married to Ed for six years. Only thing he was ever good for was scratching my back where I couldn't reach it.

Hud Bannon:
You still got that itch?

Alma Brown:
Off and on.

Hud Bannon:
Well, let me know when it gets to bothering you.

Hud  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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