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Bill: [after foiling Amsterdam's attempt to kill him] I want you all to meet the son of Priest Vallon. I took him under my wing and see how I'm repaid. He saved my life one day so he could kill me the next like a sneak thief, instead of fighting like a man. A base defiler, unworthy of a noble name. [pulls the knife out of Amsterdam's chest] Amsterdam: Oh, God! Jesus! [Bill hits him in the face. Amsterdam falls to the floor and McGloin begins to search him for hidden weapons] Bill: That'll do, McGloin. Spread him out. [Amsterdam is spread out on a table. Bill climbs on it with cleaver in his hand] Bill: This is fresh meat! You know what I mean? [drives a cleaver into the table] We need to tenderize this meat a bit. Alright, lets kiss goodnight to that pretty face of yours! [Bill leans down and actually tries to kiss Amsterdam, who spits in his face. In response, Bill screams furiously and headbutts Amsterdam several times] Jenny: No! Bill: [stands up and grabs the cleaver] What'll it be then? Rib or chop? Loin or shank? [throws the cleaver up in the air; the cleaver is shown going up, and then falling, in slow motion, and eventually hits the table right next to Amsterdam's head] Crowd: The liver! The spleen! The kidney! The lung! The liver! The tongue! The heart! The heart! Bill: The heart? This boy has no heart. Crowd: Then kill him! Bill: He ain't earned a death! He ain't earned a death at my hands! He'll walk amongst you marked with shame. A freak! Worthy of Barnum's museum of wonders. God's only man, spared by the Butcher. [grabs a red-hot knife and burns a mark on Amsterdam's cheek] – Gangs of New York Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Bill: Tell me, this charge. Does it sit on easy with you? Happy Jack: No. Not uneasy , Bill. I wouldn't say that. But.....my allegiance is to the law. I'm paid to uphold the law. [Bill lowers his head, lets out a sigh of frustration, makes a slow facepalm and then spreads his hands - all in theatrical manner - before finally answering] Bill: What in Heaven's name are you talking about? You may have misgivings, but don't go believing that, Jack. That way lies damnation. Happy Jack: I'm in no danger of damnation, Bill. Bill: Here's the thing. I don't give a tuppenny fuck about your moral conundrum, you meat-headed shit-sack. That's more or less the thing. And I want you to go out there... You, nobody else. None of your little minions. I want you to go out there. And... [feigns crying] I want you... to punish... the person... responsible [sobs loudly] for murdering this... poor little rabbit [sobs again, twice, then becomes serious] Is that understood? – Gangs of New York Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Boss Tweed: You killed an elected official? Bill: Who elected him? Boss Tweed: You don't know what you've done to yourself. Bill: [taps his glass eye with a knife] I know your works. You are neither cold nor hot. So because you are lukewarm, I will spew you out of my mouth. You can build your filthy world without me. I took the father. Now I'll take the son. You tell young Vallon I'm gonna paint Paradise Square with his blood. Two coats! I'll festoon my bedchamber with his guts! As for you, Mr. Tammany-fucking-Hall, you come down to the Points again, and you'll be dispatched by mine own hand. Get back to your celebration and let me eat in peace. – Gangs of New York Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[as Largeman, Mark, and Sam are leaving Albert's quarry.] Andrew Largeman: Good luck exploring the infinite abyss. Albert: Thanks...Hey, you too. – Garden State Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Sam: Well, don't try anything funny, 'cause my uncle's a bounty hunter and he can have you tracked and killed. Andrew Largeman: You're such a liar. – Garden State Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Andrew Largeman: I think we've corrupted this innocent girl enough for one day! Sam: I'm not innocent. Andrew Largeman: Yes, you are. That's what I like about you, okay? And I don't want this guy taking you to some sketchy quarry in the middle of Newark to find crack whores huffing turpentine or pit bulls raping each other, or whatever else is down here! Mark: Man, that's the most worked up I've ever seen you. Sam: He's protecting me. Andrew Largeman: So? Sam: He likes me! Andrew Largeman: Don't be cute. Sam: He's my knight in shining armor. Andrew Largeman: Don't talk about knights in front of Mark. It's a sore subject. Mark: I'm gonna kill that motherfucker. Andrew Largeman: Pun intended? – Garden State Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Andrew Largeman: You're a cop, Kenny? Kenny: Yeah, I know. Andrew Largeman: Why? Kenny: I don't know, man. Had nothing better to do. Plus, the benefits are great, you know? If I get shot on the job, I'm like, ummmm... rich! Andrew Largeman: But Kenny, the last time I saw you, you were doing coke lines off a urinal. Kenny: I know, I know, man... but it was time for me to grow up, you know? Plus, I wasn't making shit at that fish market. No one knew who I was. I couldn't get laid. Yeah, it's a much better situation for me now. – Garden State Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Tim: By the way, it says "Balls" on your face. Andrew: [to Mark] Asshole. Mark: My mom did it. – Garden State Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Diego: Raise your hand if you just saw some titties [Mark, Largeman and Sam raise their hands tentatively] Diego: Ok. Now everybody calm the fuck down! – Garden State Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mark's Mom: Don't be shy, Tim, tell them what you said to me last night. Tim: No... Mark: Tell us what you said to her last night! Tim: [In Klingon] Kiteeki maru, al fooksu. Mark: You have got to be kidding me. Mark's Mom: It means "I like to mate after battle." Tim: That isn't what I said. Mark's Mom: Yeah... Tim: NO, that isn't the one I said! This one means "Kill Kirk".... and also, "hallelujah", depending on the context... – Garden State Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Largeman: Oh, you mean Gymnastics Tina? How did she do it? Mark: I don't know. She isn't Jewish, I didn't bury her. Karl Benson: I think it was painkillers. Or that car in the garage thing. – Garden State Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Paul: How can they not do anything? Don't they care? Jack: I think that when people turn on their TVs and see this footage, they'll say, "Oh my God, that's horrible," and then they'll go back to eating their dinners. – Hotel Rwanda Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Paul: You know, I admire you general. How do you keep calm of your men in such madness? General Bizimungu: I am a strong man Paul. Paul: I wish I were more like you. I mean look at my staff (pointing at Gregoire flirting with a woman) he won't work, listens to no one. General Bizimungu: (Sees Gregoire) He is staff? Paul: Oh yes. General Bizimungu: (Walks over to Gregoire and throws ice bucket on to him) Get back to work you slob! (Hitting Gregoire) Go! – Hotel Rwanda Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Colonel Oliver: You should spit in my face. Paul: Excuse me, Colonel? Colonel Oliver: You’re dirt. We think you’re dirt, Paul. Paul: Who is we? Colonel Oliver: The West. All the super powers. Everything you believe in, Paul. They think you’re dirt. They think you’re dung. You’re worthless! Paul: I am afraid I don't understand what you are saying. Colonel Oliver: Oh, come on, don't bullshit me, Paul. You're the smartest man here. You got 'em all eating out of your hands. You could own this frigging hotel, except for one thing: you're black. You're not even a nigger. You're an African. They’re not gonna stay, Paul. They’re not gonna stop this slaughter. – Hotel Rwanda Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Paul: You have no whiskey? George: No whiskey, no spirits. Your rich guests will have to do without their scotch. Anyway, Paul, I have bled that cow enough now. Paul: What are you saying, George? George: Your rich cockroaches at the hotel... their money is no good to them anymore. Soon, all of the Tutsis will be dead. Paul: You do not honestly believe that you can kill them all. George: And why not? Why not? We are halfway there already. Oh, and Paul, I will give you a crate of soft drinks for the kids. No charge. [To his men] Ten bags of beans! Come! Put those in the van, you! [To Paul] Let me give you a tip my friend, our generals in the army say 'do not go near the Mille Collines or they will send the Belgian soldiers back here'. But soon, those generals will have gone, and we will be in charge. It is time to butcher your cow for the meat. [Pauses] Maybe you can help us Paul. You have some very important traitors at your hotel. Now, if we were to get them, then maybe we could let you have one of two cockroaches of your own. You understand? Paul: It is almost dawn, George. We really must be going. George: Take the river road back. It's clear. – Hotel Rwanda Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
General Bizimungu: I lead no massacres! Paul: Do you think they will believe you? General Bizimungu: You will tell them the truth! Paul: I will tell them nothing unless you help me! (sees General Bizimungu attempting to pull out his handgun) What are you going to do, shoot me? Shoot me. Please, shoot me. It would be a blessing, I will pay you to shoot my family. You cannot hurt me. – Hotel Rwanda Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Dracula is at the door do Mavis' bedroom] Shrunken head: Oh, it's you. Glad you could make it. Count Dracula: Is she up yet? Shrunken head: Oh, she's up. She's ready to go. And by "go", I mean go. As in, go check the world out. What you gonna do? What you gonna say? Count "Drac" Dracula: I got it covered. Please, relax. Just do your job. [opens the door] Good morning, Mavey-Wavey! Happy Birthday, my little mouse! Mavis Dracula: [deadpan] Thank you, Dad. I know it's my birthday. Dracula: I have so much fun planned! Whoo-hoo! But first, we go catch some scorpions together, just the 2 of us, yes, Dead-ums? Mavis: Dad, please let me speak. There's something we have to talk about. Drac(ula): You want to go out into the world. You can. Mavis: Aha! I knew you were gonna say that. But, Dad, you gave me your word, you know that I know that a Dracula's word is sacred. That our trust is the core of our… Wait, what? Drac: I said you can go. Mavis: You're just playing with me. Drac: No, no, no, no. You're old enough to drive a hearse now, you're old enough to make your own choices. You can go. Mavis: Holy rabies, holy rabies! [hugs him, then rushes to the closet and packs her suitcase, turns into bat form and starts to fly out the window] Drac: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop. Wait a second, sweet fangs. Where are you going? Mavis: Oh, well, I'm going to paradise, and this is just some stuff that I thought I would need. Drac: Paradise? Mavis: [turns back into human form] Yeah, you know. It's the place out there where you and Mom met. Auntie Wanda says you 2 were just like, Zing! Drac: I don't know from Zing. Where did you find that card? Mavis: In one of your drawers. Why won't you ever tell me about how you (and Mom) met? Drac: It's actually Hawaii. Mavis: [confused] Ha-what-what? Drac: (I'll tell you later.) Look, honey. I know your excited, but everyone has gone to great lengths to come see you on your birthday. Mavis: I know. They always do. [turns back into a bat] Aren't I getting a little old for those parties? I love them, but I really want to see new things. Maybe meet somebody my age. [begins to pout] Drac: Come on. No, no, don't do that. Don't give me the pouty-bat face. Okay, there is a human village just a little ways past the cemetery. You could go there and be back in, like 30 minutes or so. It should be plenty for your first time. Mavis: [sighs] Well, it's not Ha-wee-wee, but I guess it's still technically out there. Okay, okay, okay! [flies back in the window and turns back into human form and hugs her dad] Thanks for trusting me. Drac: Of course, little one. I gave you my word. – Hotel Transylvania Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Drac: Deviled lizard fingers!? I asked for spleens-in-blankets! Quasimodo: You ugly fool! I told you! He doesn't like the lizard fingers! Gargoyle Waiter: But you said... [Quasimodo slams the plate on top of his head] Jonathan: [sees Skeleton Wife and approaches her] Whoa! Check that costume out! Wow, seriously, I just have to ask - how are you pulling this off? I mean, it looks so real, like I– [reaches his hand through her chest] I could just reach my hand through and... [Skeleton Wife shrieks and slaps him] Skeleton Husband: [appears; angrily to Johnny] What do you think you're doing?! Johnny: [frightened with realization] Uh-- She's... She's real! You're real! Skeleton Husband: Yeah, and I'll give you a real beating! Keep your hands outta my wife! [shoves Johnny and he bumps into Big Foot, then he looks up to see his face and starts shrieking] Drac: [hears Johnny screaming and turns to see he's not behind him anymore] Oh, no! [heads out to find him] Johnny: [realizes the monsters around him are real; hysterically] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! – Hotel Transylvania Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Johnny crashes into Mavis, then they look into each other's eyes and they feel a zing… but Drac gets in the way.] Drac: [concerned] Mavis, honey, are you alright? Mavis: [dazed] Yeah, I think so. That was weird… Johnny: [groaning] Oh, my head hurts… Mavis: [curious] Um, who is that? Drac: [nervous] Who is what? Oh! Oh, that? That is, uh… nobody. Mavis: [deadpan] Seriously, Dad? Johnny: [surprised] "Dad"!? Mavis: Yeah, I know. Dracula's daughter. Everybody freaks out at first. Johnny: [hysterical] Dracula!? Drac: Okay, we gotta go. [quickly takes Johnny away, leaving Mavis completely suspicious. Drac opens the door to his bedroom] Johnny: [screams in horror] Please, don't kill me! I'm so young! I have so many places I want to see! I've got tickets to 6 Dave Matthews Band concerts! I'm getting out of here! [opens the cellar door and a monster from off screen roars at Johnny potentially to make him scream and forcing him to go back up] Drac: [to Johnny] Shut up, already. It's impossible for me to think with all your noise. [opens the cellar door] Sorry, Glen! Go back to sleep! [closes in and Glen roars down the bottom in reply] – Hotel Transylvania Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Drac, in bat form, is carrying Johnny and heads out the window] Johnny: If I put my hand in the Invisible Man's mouth, would it disappear? Mavis: [suddenly appears] Hi! Drac: [surprised] Mavey! Wh-what are you doing, my sweet little blood orange? Our friend was just leaving. Johnny: Yeah, he was flying me out the window. Drac: [nervously laughs, then takes Johnny back inside] This guy is so funny. [turns into human and moves Johnny away from the window] Oh, look there's something on your face. [to Johnny, in a soft tense tone] Play along if you ever want to see your precious backpack. [Mavis flies in through the window and turns back into her human form] Johnny: [amazed] Whoa. So, wait, you didn't have any clothes on when you were a bat or were they bat-sized? Mavis: [looking slightly freaked out] Who exactly is that? Drac: [whimpers while thinking of a lie, then...] Honey bat, you see... it's your birthday, and you know, I want you to have the bestest, specialest party of your life, so… well… I... needed some help. Mavis: You needed help? Drac: Well, look, I am pretty good, but I thought that it would be even more bestest, specialest if someone closer to your age helped plan the party. Mavis: [excited, to Johnny] You're my age? Johnny: Sure! Uh, well, how old are you? Mavis: 118. Johnny: [hysterical] 100 and–!? [Drac elbows him] Ugh! [strained] Yeah, uh… I'm 121. Mavis: [excited] Really? Johnny: [nods] Mmm-hmmm. Drac: [to Mavis] You see? Everything is very, very normal. I'm throwing a party and he is helping. – Hotel Transylvania Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Johnny: So, can I ask you a question? Is that real, about the garlic thing? Drac: Yes, I cannot have it. My throat swells. Johnny: Huh. Wooden stake to the heart? Drac: Yeah, well, who wouldn't that kill? – Hotel Transylvania Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Drac and Johnny are in the catacombs, and Dracula sees another door] Drac: Oh, boy. I think this is it. [opens the door and it shows the Skeleton Wife having a shower] Skeleton Wife: [notices them] Ahhh! What happening? Drac: [gasps] I'm terribly sorry! Uh, my mistake! Skeleton Husband: [bursts in] What is wrong with you people?! [throws a loofah at Dracula and closes the door] [Drac and Johnny are still walking in the catacombs trying to find a way out] Johnny: Oh, man, this place is amazing! Drac: Okay, I could really use some silence right now. – Hotel Transylvania Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Frankenstein's Monster: Drac. Drac: Yes, Frankie? Frankenstein: Hey, buddy, what you been doing? Drac: [to Johnny] Don't move. [to Frankenstein] Never mind that. What you been doing? Wayne: We wanted to practice our big number for Mavis' party, and then these losers wouldn't get off the bandstand. Drac: Okay. Put down Zombie Mozart, Bach and Beethoven this instant. [Frank and Wayne throw them] Did you get to rehearse at all, Zombie Beethoven? Zombie Beethoven: Eh eh eh eh. Wayne: Listen, Drac, we wanted to play something, like old times. We even thought maybe you'd sing with us. Drac: Come on, fellas. You know that I haven't sung in public since Martha… Frankenstein: Yeah, but we just thought how much, you know, Mavis would love it. Drac: I said, no! [roars with his monster face] Don't ask me again! Okay. Now, let's hug the zombies. Let's all make up. Wayne: [to Frank] Wow, he really scared you. Frank(ie): I wasn't scared. I was being polite, okay? – Hotel Transylvania Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Frank spots Johnny and threateningly advances toward him, and Drac gets in his way] Frankie: [points at Johnny] Who is that? Johnny: [whispering to Drac] Are these monsters gonna kill me? Drac: [whispering to Johnny] Not as long as they think you're a monster. Johnny: Huh? That's kinda racist. Drac: We'll talk later. [Johnny is imitating Frank] Frank: [to Drac about Johnny] Is… is he making fun of me? Drac: No, no! Of course not, because he's... [stops Johnny from imitating] Mavis: He's your cousin, Johnny-stein. Drac: [playing along] Yes, yes, yes! Frank: I don't have no cousin. Drac: No, no, you do. He's your 6th cousin, 3 times removed. Johnny-stein: [holds up his right arm] On your right arm's side. Frank: [to his right arm] You have a cousin? Drac: Frank, if your arm can talk, it would tell you that the original owner of your arm had a brother... Johnny-stein: ...Who married a woman... Drac: ...Who was... [makes killing gesture] Johnny-stein: ...For strangling a pig. Frank: I have pig strangling blood in my arm!? That's kinda cool. [to Johnny] Well, Cuz, great to meetcha. [shakes Johnny's hand, but his whole body's shaken multiple times hitting the floor] [Mavis giggles] Griffin: [approaches] So, what brings you here, Johnny? Johnny: [frightened] Ahh! What was that?! (Oh, you're the Invisible Man, right?) Griffin: Oh, sorry. I should really clear my throat before I speak. (And yes, I am, but... call me "Griffin".) Anyway, what brings you here? Johnny: [nervous] Oh, uh... Party Planner? Drac: [playing along] Yes! I've recruited Mister, uh... Stein here to help me with Mavis' birthday party. Murray: Wait a minute. You asked someone to help you? Wayne: Captain Control Freak? Drac: It's "Count"… and yes, I thought having a Mavis contemporary would be useful. Johnny: Yeah, he totally needed a fresher perspective. [Dracula glares at him] Wayne: Okay, Johnny. Mr. Tight Coffin over here was planning to have these powdered lame-o's play at the party. [Zombies sigh] Frank: So, anyways, we thought we could liven things up a bit. Johnny: Whoa! You all play? Let's check you guys out! [Murray and Frank are singing] Frank: [singing] Girl, I can't believe it's your big night [Griffin is playing the drums] Murray: [singing] Seems like only yesterday, you were eating mosquitos All: [singing] But now your eating frogs and mice Frank: [singing] Scarfing them down like Doritos All: [singing] Tell me, where did the time go, girl? Johnny: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on, guys. Stop. That's cute, but kinda old school. Drac: Yes, thank you, Johnny. Johnny: You got to totally tempo things up. Here let me show you. Werewolf man, give me a jam! [Wayne gives him a "jam".] 2, 3, 4! [singing] Vampire girl with the fangy fangs Hair real cute with the bangy bangs Little princess gonna be a queen Legal bat lady turning 118, say 118! Audience: 118! Johnny: Yeah! Stage dive! [stage dives to the floor] Awesome! Mavis: I'm so blown away right now! Frank: I think my cuz is gonna make this the best party ever! Murray: Yeah! Maybe he can find a way to get me some chicks. Audience: We should do a dance contest. Drac: We're not doing any of that! We've got to stay on schedule, alright? Mavis: [to her dad] Alright, Dad! Alright. Johnny, you're coming, too? Johnny: I don't know. Is it cool with Dracula? All: Johnny, come with us. – Hotel Transylvania Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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