Johnny:
[to Mavis, who's approaching him closely so she could kiss him] Um, Mavis, I'm crazily scared right now.
Mavis:
[lovingly] Maybe that's a good thing. [kisses him]
[A suit of armor alerts Drac to Mavis kissing Johnny, and he is enraged; then quickly separates them]
Drac:
[whispering to Johnny] How could you, after I shared my pain with you!?
Johnny:
[frightened] But-- No--
Mavis:
Dad, it was just a kiss.
Drac:
No, you're not allowed to kiss!
Mavis:
Dad, I'm allowed to do things. I'm not 83 anymore. I'm allowed to like people or go see the world again.
Drac:
What?! You saw it! You-you said you didn't like it!
Mavis:
Maybe I want to give the village another chance. I need to learn, you know, how to roll with it like Johnny does.
Dracu:
No, no, you can't go to the village again!
Mavis:
Maybe you can make them see that we can be friends.
Drac:
No, that isn't possible!
Mavis:
Well, you can't be sure. It's all in how you present yourself!
Drac:
No, that won't make a difference!
Mavis:
How do you know?!
Drac:
Because it just won't!
Mavis:
Why?! Why won't it?!
Drac:
BECAUSE THAT VILLAGE DOESN'T REALLY EXIST! (OKAY?!) [the music stops, and Mavis and the other monsters are now in a state of shock; a string on Frank's guitar breaks]
Mavis:
What do you mean... it doesn't exist?
Frank:
[he and the others approach Drac] What did you do?
Drac:
I– [defiantly] I did what I had to do.
Mavis:
[demanding] What was it? What exactly did you have to do?! Tell me!
Drac:
I… I built the town, the staff put it all together, the... the zombies dressed up as the townspeople.
Zombies:
[grunting] Uh-oh. [Mavis heart-brokenly wanders]
Drac:
[follows her] Please, i-if you really went out there and something happened to you, I... I just couldn't live with myself!
Mavis:
But you could live with this - lying to me, tricking me, keeping me here forever when you knew my dream was to go?
[Drac opens his mouth to say something, but a muffled noise is heard]
Quasi:
[enters the ballroom] Liar, liar!
[Drac make an "Uh-oh" face and Johnny sneaks out]
Murray:
Oil?
Quasi:
Uh-uh-uh! [muffled speech... translation - "Dracula has brought a human into the hotel!"]
Eunice:
English please. Your voice is really annoying.
Fly:
Wait, I speak frozen. He says Dracula has brought a human into the hotel.
[The crowd gasps]
Gremlin Wife:
A human?
Gremlin Husband:
[hugs her] Stay close, Pookie.
[Quasi has another muffled speech; translation - "There is ze human!"]
Fly:
He says "There is ze human!". He has a French accent.
[Johnny starts to walk out the doors, but they shut and he sees Esmeralda growling like a dog in front of him. Johnny, Dracula and the monsters gasp.]
Frank:
Johnny's not a human, he's my right arm's cousin. [glares at Quasi] He's lying!
Griffin:
Yeah, and why is he picking his nose?
[Quasi has another muffled speech; translation - "A long story."]
Fly:
He says it's a long story.
Johnny:
[to Esmeralda, who's running amok in his face and hair] Hey! Wait! No! Get off me! Ah! Ew! [Esmeralda squeaks, as she wipes away Johnny's make-up, completely blowing his cover.] (Oh, boy…)
[Quasimodo has another muffled speech; translation - "Behold ze human!"]
Fly:
He says "Behold ze human!".
[The entire crowd screams and runs in panic]
Frank:
[horrified] I don't believe it.
[Among the panicking monsters, Mavis walks closer to Johnny, as he gives a worried and regretful expression]
Mavis:
Is it true? Are you a human?
Johnny:
[guilty] Yes… I'm so sorry…
Mavis:
[hugs him lovingly] I don't care! I still want to be with you.
Jonathan:
(Really?) [sighs in relief and wants to hug her back until he sees Drac looking really worried, and he remembers what he told him earlier] Uh... Well, tough! 'Cause I don't want to be with you, because... you're a monster! [Mavis gasps] And I hate monsters! [heads to the door] Goodbye! [as he leaves, he scares Murray by trying to give him a Bruce Lee kick]
Murray:
Please, don't hurt me!
[Johnny gives Mavis one last stare of hatred and heartbreak and heads out the door. Drac tries to comfort the heartbroken Mavis, but she angrily wheels around and faces him.]
Mavis:
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! [turns into a bat and flees the room, leaving Drac to feel bad about her]
[The other monsters, also angry with Drac for his lies, leave the room as well.]
Monster 1:
We're getting outta here!
Monster 2:
I am never coming back here!
Monster 3:
"Human-free"!? What a rip!
Monster 4:
I thought I smelt a human.
Monster 5:
Oh, yeah, ice machine? Also broken!