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Spears:
I'm not talking about lust. A woman in lust wants chocolate. A woman in love wants diamonds.

Ben:
Yeah, I'm not talking about lust either, ladies. I'm talking about deep, meaningful, head-over-heels, his-n-hers towels, let's-grow-old-together L-O-V-E. Look, I love women. I do. Whether they're 4, 40 or my 88-year-old grandmother, I respect women. Alright? And I also listen to women. And that's why I can sell myself to any woman, anywhere, any time.

Spears:
Make a woman fall in love with diamonds, Benjamin, or with you?

How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days  Movie Quote

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Andie:
Andie Anderson.

Ben:
Benjamin Barry.

Andie:
Cute.

Ben:
Thank you.

Andie:
I meant your name.

Ben:
Thank you two times.

Andie:
Unattached?

Ben:
Currently.

Andie:
Likewise.

Ben:
Surprising.

Andie:
Psycho?

Ben:
Rarely... Interested?

Andie:
Perhaps.

Ben:
Hungry?

Andie:
Starving.

Ben:
Leaving.

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Ben:
I'm in advertising. I work mostly with alcoholic beverages and athletic equipment companies, and I'm trying to break into the jewellery market right now.

Andie:
Saving the world one keg party at a time?

Ben:
What about you?

Andie:
What about me?

Ben:
Have I seen your work?

Andie:
I work at Composure.

Ben:
Fastest growing women's magazine in the country. I'm impressed. Saving the world one shopaholic at a time, eh?

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Andie:
It's beautiful.

Ben:
Thanks.

Andie:
You're beautiful. The game, the whole thing... I wish I ate meat. Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb. You have to take this away before I gag.

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Thayer:
I thought you said after the Knicks game, she was a goddess.

Ben:
Oh, she was. That was the good Andie, this amazing, fun, cool, sexy woman. I'm talking about the evil Andie now. It's like a crack-enhanced Kathy Lee Gifford.

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Ben:
Look at Krull's necklace. It's got more ice than Liberace, don't you?

Andie:
Oh, it's just a little frosting.

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Andie:
I did something kind of wacky. I used Photoshop at work today to composite our faces together to see what our kids would look like. Our family album! You don't want to see our children?

Ben:
We don't have... children.

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Andie:
Oh, no. Our love fern. It's dead.

Ben:
No, it's just sleeping.

Andie:
You let it die. Are you going to let us die?

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Ben:
The one night that we even thought about.. getting close to having sex. She up and decides she's going to nickname my...

Michelle:
Penis.

Ben:
Princess Sophia! You wanna talk about shooting a man's horse!

Andie:
I thought it was a beautiful name.

Michelle:
Hmm, I see, Benjamin. And when was it that you first realised that you were attracted to other men?

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Phillip Warren:
I understand you've been an inspiration to Ben in more ways than one. And I must say, you look rather inspired yourself. There isn't a diamond it the room that sparkles like a woman in love.

Andie:
Oh, no, no. I'm not in love.

Phillip:
No? I guess I was mistaken.

Andie:
No, no. I mean... I've only known him for ten days... You can't... I can't be...

Phillip:
Ben is a very lucky man.

Andie:
Mr Warren, please don't tell him. Please don't tell him.

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Lana:
Congratulations. This shows me you're ready to be unleashed. From now on, feel free to write about anything.

Andie:
Anything?

Lana:
Wherever the wind blows you.

Andie:
Even politics?

Lana:
Well, the wind's not going to blow you there.

Andie:
What about religion, poverty, economics?

Lana:
This wind is really more of a light breeze.

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Andie:
[Ben answers the phone to Andie in the middle of a meeting] Its me!

Ben:
I'm in the middle of a meeting. Can I call you back later?

Andie:
I miss you benny boo boo... boo boo boo

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Gobber:
Meet the Terrible Terror!

[From a pet door emerges a small, green dragon about the size of a Chihuahua.]

Tuffnut:
Ha! That's like the size of my-- [the Terror leaps onto his face] AAH! OH, GET IT OFF! [The Terrible Terror chases a shiny light created by Hiccup's shield back into the enclosure] [to Astrid, while she glares] Wow, he's better than you ever were.

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Hiccup:
[Toothless starts to drop] Oh no.

Asrid:
AAHHHHHH!

Hiccup:
Toothless WHAT ARE YOU DOING we need her to LIKE us. [Toothless starts spinning] And now, the spinning. [Deadpan] Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile.

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Eret:
[shows Hiccup and Astrid, his scar under his shirt] This is what he gave me last time I showed up empty-handed. [Hiccup and Astrid looked in disgust at Eret's scar] He promised to be far less understanding in the future.

Hiccup:
Look, we don't know anything about a dragon thief, or an ice-spitting dragon. [Eret nods to his men hidden behind Hiccup and Astrid] Or your lunatic boss and his dragon army, okay? Just give us back our dragon and we'll go, Strange-Hostile-Person-Whom-We've-Never-Met.

Eret:
[chuckles] Oh, where are my manners? I'm Eret, Son of Eret. [drags his dagger] Finest dragon trapper alive. After all, it's not just anyone who can capture a Night Fury.

[Toothless roars]

Hiccup:
And this is Toothless. He says we're going, now.

Eret:
[laughs] Heh. They all say that. [to the trappers] Rush 'em, lads!

[The hidden dragon trappers attack. Toothless fires at a large icicle that falls on the dragon trappers and keeps them back. They shout and jump away.]

Ug:
Oh, Watch out!

[Hiccup pulls out Inferno and cuts the net off of Stormfly.]

Astrid:
Stormfly! Come on, go! Go!

[Astrid barely manages to escape on Stormfly, with Toothless and Hiccup following]

Eret:
YOU WILL NEVER HOLD ON TO THOSE DRAGONS!!! YOU HEAR ME?! DRAGO IS COMING FOR THEM ALL!!!

How to Train Your Dragon 2  Movie Quote

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[Stoick and Gobber find Hiccup and Toothless at the dragon sanctuary. Stoick grabs Hiccup by the arm and drags him through the cave.]

Hiccup:
Wait, wait! Dad, there is something you need to know!

Stoick:
[not really listening] Yeah, yeah. Tell me on the way.

Hiccup:
No, this isn't an "on the way" kind of update, actually.

Stoick:
[stubbornly] I've heard enough!

Hiccup:
More of the earth-shattering-development variety.

Stoick:
Yeah, just add it to the pile.

Hiccup:
Dad, unlike most surprises I spring on you, this is one you'll like. I promise. You just have to handle it delicately. So...

[They reach a stunned Gobber.]

Gobber:
[to Stoick, stupefied] Uh, you might want to take this one.

Stoick:
Huh? [draws his sword]

Gobber:
Oh, boy.

Hiccup:
[fearful] Oh. Uh, Dad, could you put the sword away, please?

[Stoick finally sees Valka and gasps, unbelieving and astonished. Gobber and Hiccup watch as Stoick drops his sword, removes his helmet, and slowly, silently advances toward Valka.]

Valka:
[strong at first, but growing more nervous as Stoick draws closer] I know what you're gonna say, Stoick. How could I have done this? Stayed away all these years and why didn't I come back to you, to our son? Well, what sign did I have that you could change, Stoick, that anyone on Berk could? I pleaded so many times to stop the fighting, to find another answer, but did any of you listen?

Gobber:
[aside, to Hiccup] This is why I never married. This and one other reason.

Valka:
[very nervous] I know that I left you to raise Hiccup alone, but I thought he'd be better off without me, and I was wrong. I see that now, but... [nervously backs up against the wall; on the verge of tears] Oh, stop being so stoic, Stoick! Go on! Shout, scream, SAY SOMETHING!

[Stoick touches Valka's cheek. She stares at him in fear.]

Stoick:
[also on the verge of tears] You're as beautiful as the day I lost you!

[Valka quietly weeps in relief; Stoick softly kisses her. A relieved and overjoyed Hiccup smiles.]

How to Train Your Dragon 2  Movie Quote

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[Stoick begins to whistle a song, which Valka remembers.]

Gobber:
Oh, I love this one.

Stoick:
Remember our song, Val. [singing] I’ll swim and sail on savage seas. With ne'er a fear of drowning. And gladly ride the waves of life. If you will marry me. No scorching sun, nor freezing cold will st— [Gobber sings and interrupts]

Gobber:
[singing] WILL STOP ME ON MY JOUR—ney. Sorry. [Hiccup looks upset at Gobber's interruption]

Stoick:
[singing] If you will promise me your heart. And love...

Valka:
[singing] ...And love me for eternity. My dearest one, my darling dear, your mighty words astound me. But I’ve no need of mighty deeds when I feel your arms around me.

Stoick:
[singing] But I would bring you rings of gold, I'd even sing you poetry!

Valka:
Oh, would you?

Stoick:
[singing] And I would keep you from all harm. If you would stay beside me!

Valka:
[singing] I have no use for rings of gold, I care not for your poetry. I only want your hand to hold...

Stoick:
[singing] I only want you near me!

Stoick and Valka:
[singing] To love and kiss, to sweetly hold! For the dancing and the dreaming! Through all life’s sorrows and delights, I’ll keep your laugh inside me! I’ll swim and sail on savage seas with ne'er a fear of drowning! And gladly ride the waves of life, if you will marry me!

Gobber:
[singing] Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, I'm still goiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnng!

Hiccup:
[nudges Gobber's belly] Gobber.

Gobber:
I'm done.

How to Train Your Dragon 2  Movie Quote

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[Drago is knocked away from attacking Valka and sees Stoick]

Valka:
Thank you.

Stoick:
For you my dear, anything. [Refers to dueling alphas] You think you can stop them?

Valka:
I'll do my best. [Frees Cloudjumper] Come on Cloudjumper!

Drago:
I watched you burn!

Stoick:
It takes more than a little fire to kill me! [Attacks Drago]

How to Train Your Dragon 2  Movie Quote

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[Toothless breaks out of ice and challenges Drago's Bewilderbeast]

Hiccup:
He's challenging the alpha!

Valka:
To protect you!

How to Train Your Dragon 2  Movie Quote

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Shooting Practice Announcer:
Shooters step up to the 20 yard line.

Hollywood Homicide  Movie Quote

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K.C. Calden:
Thanks, Joe.

Hollywood Homicide  Movie Quote

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Leon:
Joe. K.C.

Joe and K.C.:
Hey, Leon.

Leon:
Hey. I'm making you two primaries on this disaster. Since you made no progress in the Klepto murder, I figure you're due.

K.C.:
Thanks for the confidence.

Leon:
Yeah, no problem.

Hollywood Homicide  Movie Quote

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K.C.:
Well, what do you think?

Joe:
Write this down.

Hollywood Homicide  Movie Quote

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Joe:
Cheeseburger, well done. Raw onion, pickle, ketchup. Nothing else.

K.C.:
Got it. [comes to a police officer] Officer, it's time to get rolling on some chow. This is what the big dog wants, and I want tomato and cucumber on whole wheat with only mustard and bean sprouts.

Hollywood Homicide  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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