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[George is at Ursula's apartment, juggling three apples while listening to Mrs. Stanhope on the phone] Mrs. Stanhope: Ursula, it's Mother. Pick up the phone and tell me who that man was I saw you strolling with today. And where is Lyle? We must discuss the engagement party. I know you're there, Ursula. Pick up the phone and tell me why you have been avoiding me. PICK UP THE PHONE! [George picks up the phone and yells into it, scaring Mrs. Stanhope, who then hangs up] Well, I think that was an overreaction. – George of the Jungle Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Narrator: Emboldened with jungle juju, Ursula Stanhope went inside to break the news to her parents, who took it extremely well. Ursula: Mother, Daddy, I love you both very much. I have something very important to tell you, and I hope you'll understand. I don't wanna marry Lyle anymore. Arthur and Beatrice: [kindly] We understand, dear. [Ursula sighs happily; after a pause...] Narrator: Just kidding. Beatrice: [screams] Narrator: The young Miss Stanhope proceeded to spill the beans... [Ursula's conversation is sped up] ...very quickly, until she got to the important part at the end. [scene replays normally] Ursula: And then, Lyle shot him. So Lyle is in jail, and George is with me, and I don't wanna marry Lyle anymore. Beatrice: I knew it! It's that swinging man from the bridge. I saw you smooching on TV. Ursula: Mother, we weren't smooching... Beatrice: How could you do this to me? Don't you realize the cailbre of people who are going to be here? Arthur: Calm down, Beatrice, and let her say... Beatrice: I thought we would be introducing them to Lyle Van de Groot, not some wild man you found in the jungle! Arthur: Beatrice, this is supposed to be her wedding, not yours. Beatrice: So? Arthur: Beatrice, I know you're upset, and so am I, but we can't force her to marry someone against her will. Beatrice: Why not? Ursula: Mom, Dad, I'm ready to go out there and apologize to everybody and tell them what really happened. Beatrice: Absolutely not! As far as I'm concerned, you, you caught one of those viruses. Yes, one of those dreadful jungle viruses that get nice girls all confused. And if Lyle survives that awful jail, you will simply have to kiss and make up. As for this evening, we will hold our heads high and we will carry on. [Sweetly] Now, darling, where is that charming young friend of yours? – George of the Jungle Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mrs. Stanhope: Well, we haven't been friends for very long, George, but I already think I know something about you. George: Oh? Mrs. Stanhope: You are in love with my daughter. George: Oh, Mrs. Ursula not so dumb. Mrs. Stanhope: [Chuckles] Charming. My concern, however, is that Ursula seems to reciprocate your feelings, and that does present a problem to me. You see, you and Ursula together would be unbefitting her social stature. You see? Let me put it in a way you might understand. Where you come from, zebras marry zebras and leopards marry leopards. Stripes with stripes, spots with spots. Well, Ursula is a stripe, and you are a spot, one which I intend to have removed as soon as possible. George: So you no want Ursula to love George? Mrs. Stanhope: I would rather have my tongue nailed to this table every morning at breakfast. George: That hurt. Mrs. Stanhope: Not as much as you will if you do anything to screw up my daughter's marriage to Lyle Van de Groot. When Lyle returns, this wedding will proceed as planned. If you do anything to upset that, I will remove your reason for wearing a loin cloth. Waiter: Steak tartare, Mrs. Stanhope? Mrs. Stanhope: No, thank you. I've had quite enough protein for today. [Walks away from a depressed George] Have a pleasant evening, Mr. Jungle. – George of the Jungle Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mrs. Stanhope: Well, of course he went back to the jungle. Where else would he go? The Hague? Ursula: But why would he leave without saying goodbye? Mrs. Stanhope: Well, personally, I think he acted rather sensibly. Showed good character. He understands that he belongs there, you belong here. It's really all a question of stripes and spots. Ursula: What? [Realizes] Oh, no. You got to him. Mother, what did you say? Mrs. Stanhope: I simply said that if he really cared for you, he'd leave you alone, let you get on with your life and marry Lyle. Ursula: I am not marrying Lyle, Mother! Mr. Stanhope: Beatrice, perhaps we should just... Mrs. Stanhope: Arthur! Now, Ursula, darling, don't be ridiculous. There's a big difference between marriageable material and a fling in the jungle. Ursula: "A fling in the jungle"? A fling in the jungle? Who says I had a fling in the jungle? Mrs. Stanhope: You don't think you can fool your mother, do you? You've been head over heels for that ape ever since you brought him here. Now, Ursula, that kind of love is fleeting. You'll get over it. [Ursula realizes something] Ursula: Did you just say love? Mrs. Stanhope: [Scared] No. Ursula: You did. Mrs. Stanhope: Ursula! Ursula: You're right. Mrs. Stanhope: Don't say it! Ursula: I love him. I'm outta here. Mrs. Stanhope: Ursula, you can't love him! Arthur, say something! Mr. Stanhope: Be careful out there, honey. Mrs. Stanhope: What?! Ursula: Goodbye, Daddy. [Hugs him] Mr. Stanhope: I love you. Mrs. Stanhope: What?! Ursula: I love you, Mom. Thank you. [Leaves] Mrs. Stanhope: Ursula! Arthur, do something! Mr. Stanhope: What would you have me do? There's obviously no stopping her. Mrs. Stanhope: Oh, God! [Drinks a sip of her drink and leaves] URSULA!! Mr. Stanhope: [under his breath] God, that woman's a pain in the ass. [Cut back to the jungle] Narrator: Meanwhile, halfway across the road, another ass was feeling pain, as an ape named Ape was caged in a cage, hoping to hear the jungle king's awesome... [The sound of George yelling is heard] Hey, I'm pretty good at that. ...and wondering if he would ever come. But the motion-sick mammal needn't have moaned, for that defender of the innocent, protector of the weak, and all-around good guy, George of the Jungle, was closer than he knew. – George of the Jungle Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Ape: I'm hungry. Thor: Oh, shut up! You've been yakkin' for two days straight, and I'm getting mad enough to... Ape: You know, you really should work on your anger. Have you tried Brankowski's "Cage the Rage" technique? Max: Don't let him get to you, Thor. He's just an ape. Ape: That's a fine way to talk to your meal ticket. You keep that up, it's liable to affect my stage performance. Max: Give him a banana, Thor. Won't be long now. Thor: That's what you said yesterday. This trail's taking us to the middle of nowhere! [Ape snickers] Max: The sign at the trail head said "Shortcut to Ape River". Now, why would it say "shortcut" if it wasn't a... [Realizes something] Wait a minute. Maybe it's a fake. A decoy trail. Ape: Very good, Max. Actually, the trail is a fake. It circles Ape Mountain six times before heading right back to the treehouse. Thor: Ohhh! Oh, I knew we was lost! Max: Don't listen to him, Thor. He's just trying to trick us, lead us off the shortcut so we take twice as long on the regular trail. Thor: We're already taking twice as long! Max: Are you gonna let a monkey make a monkey out of you? Thor: What? Ape: Du-u-u-uh! Max: Let's go. If he tells us the shortcut leads to the treehouse, then that's exactly where it doesn't lead. – George of the Jungle Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Thor: Max, look. We're back at the treehouse. Ape: Well, I tried, but you fellas are just too smart for me. Max: Oh, no! Narrator: "Oh, no!" was right, for the exhausted ape-nappers-- Thor: Hey! Why don't you say something constructive for a change, like, what should we do now? Narrator: Because I don't like you! Thor: Well, I hate you, you snotty son of a--! Narrator: I'll pretend I didn't hear that. [Makes a loud crashing noise; everything else fast forwards for a few seconds] Having some fun now, hmm? Max: Thor, were you fighting with the narrator? Thor: Well, he started it. Narrator: Did not. Thor: You did too! Narrator: Did not! Thor: You did too! Narrator: Did not! Thor: You did too! Max: Thor, stop it! – George of the Jungle Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Max: Let's take care of him. [Max and Thor pick George up and ram him] George: Huh? Ape: WHOA! [George's head is wedged into the cage] Ape: Why didn't you come sooner? George: Why Ape have little stars around head? [Max and Thor pull George out, tickle him, and ram his head back in] Ape: George, remember everything I told you about Queensbury rules and fighting fair? George: Uh-huh. Ape: Well, now's a good time to forget it. Max: Let's finish him off. [George kicks Max and Thor in the groins] Thor: Oh, I can't breathe, Max! Max Let it out, Thor, let it out! – George of the Jungle Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Max puts George in a Full Nelson and Thor starting tickling George.] Thor: Take this! George: Stop it! Ape! [laughing] – George of the Jungle Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Jack: [to Lexy] That was, uh, some article. Lexy: Oh, you saw it? Jack: Yeah. Hedda Hopper had nothing on you. Lexy: Hedda who? Jack: You call yourself a writer. You should know. She was the most famous gossip columnist ever. Lexy: I am not a gossip columnist. I give advice. The article in the Daily Examiner is a human interest piece. Jack: Right. Sure it is. – Get a Clue Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Lexy: Oh, no. That detective thinks that Miss Dawson has something to do with Mr. Walker's disappearance and it's my fault. Jack: Don't flatter yourself. She's the lead suspect without your big mouth. Lexy: The only thing she is guilty of is loving him. Jack: That's definitely a crime. Why can't you tell it like it is? She threatened him. We both heard it. Lexy: She didn't. She said this school wasn't big enough for the two of them. Besides, she's too petite to murder. Jack: Well, didn't you ever hear of Lizzie Borden? Lexy: I think I've heard of Dizzie Borden. – Get a Clue Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Jennifer: Brooklyn? I am not schlepping out to Brooklyn. Lexy: Jennifer, a good spy does not question her assignment. Jennifer: So what? I'm not a good spy. I'll live. – Get a Clue Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Lexy: [to Jack] You're scared, aren't you? Jack: I'm not scared. I didn't wanna upset the detective. He seemed kinda strange. Lexy: That's because he was not a detective. Jack: What? And you know this because? Lexy: Because a New York detective could never afford a platinum watch, a Pumoni suit and alligator boots. – Get a Clue Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Jack: [to Lexy] Besides, how can you tell a Pumoni suit from across the room? Lexy: Trust me, I can spot a knockoff from a mile away and that was the real thing. Same with the watch. The best. Platinum band, 18-carat accents and mother-of-pearl dials that allow you to check any two time zones simultaneously. It's the ultimate in chic. Just call it my New York sensibility hard at work. Jack: Wow, who'd of thought that your insane obsession with material objects would come in handy? Lexy: I'll take that as a compliment. – Get a Clue Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Jack: Look, Brooklyn's not fancy like the Upper East Side, okay? I like it here. Everybody's cool. I bet you don't know your neighbors, right? Lexy: We don't have neighbors. We own the whole floor, but I did meet the people below us when I overflowed the bathtub once. Jack: Right. Overflowed the bathtub. – Get a Clue Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Lexy: [to Jack] So, what are all these trophies for? Jack: I like to bowl. Lexy: I hear that you have to wear shoes that other people have worn. Jack: Real bowlers have their own shoes. I'm not sure, but I think they have their own socks and underwear too, but that's the really good bowlers. – Get a Clue Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Carter: You know, I'd almost forgotten what your eyes looked like. They're still the same. Pissholes in the snow. Eric: Still got your sense of humour Carter: Yes, I retained that, Eric. – Get Carter Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Architect: I’ve got an awful feeling we aren’t going to get our fees for this job. – Get Carter Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Eddie Baker: [to Price.] Look at this! Huh? What is this? Watson Pritchett: [turns around] That? What just happened to you there... that's nothing. You've just been playing around with a ghost. Wait til somebody lets out the Darkness in this place. That's a whole... that's a whole new bunch of crazy shit. That's... you'll hate that shit. – House on Haunted Hill Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Hearing Melissa's screams from another part of the house] Evelyn Stockard-Price: Guess old Melissa found what she was looking for. – House on Haunted Hill Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[After Evelyn caught Price when he attempts to leave] Evelyn Stockard-Price: And where are you off to, Mr. Price? Checking the wiring on the animatronic mummies? Steven H. Price: I'm just gonna go take a leak, if it's okay with you. – House on Haunted Hill Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Steven Price surprises Eddie, Sara, and Pritchett. Eddie almost shoots Price with his gun] Eddie Baker: That's a good way to get your head blown off, man! Steven H. Price: I'll recommend it to Evelyn. – House on Haunted Hill Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Eddie Baker: That was the most fun I've had all day. Sara Wolfe: You need to get out more. – House on Haunted Hill Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Sara Wolfe: Is this house really haunted? Watson Pritchett: [near hysterical] It's uh, well, bleh... hah... yeah, it's pretty scary. – House on Haunted Hill Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Prichett appears behind Sarah and Eddie after they find a dead body] Eddie Baker: Holy shit! Watson Pritchett: Booga booga. – House on Haunted Hill Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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