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[the Sox have just won the AL penant and are in the clubhouse. Some champagne bottles are sitting on a table] Eddie Cicotte: What's this, Harry? Harry: Mr. Comiskey sent these down for you. A congratulations for a successful pennant race. Eddie Cicotte: That's awfully white of him. He didn't happen to mention when we can expect that bonus he promised us in return for taking the flag, did he? Harry: This is your bonus. Swede Risberg: Cheap bastard. Kid Gleason: Look, fellas, if it was up to me... Eddie Cicotte: Kid, we got no beef with you. [opens one of the champagne bottles - nothing happens] It's flat. – Eight Men Out Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Love letter is being read Love letter: Tracy, I really, really, need you now. Your "teacher", Dave. Camera pans out to show hand holding the love letter belongs to Mr. Hendrix, the headmaster. Dave Novotny and Jim McAllister are in the headmaster's office Walt Hendrix: I had my share of parents, but Mrs. Flick was the Conniption Queen when she found this while cleaning her daughter's room! Now, I know what Tracy told her mother and I know what Mrs. Flick told me. I have an ethical, moral and legal obligation to hear it from you Dave, so I will ask you this one time: Did you cross the line with this girl? Dave looks at Jim, who gives a nervous look back to him Dave Novotny{crying}: I...uh...she...We are in love! Novotny residence. Dave is on his knees with his wife, who is rapidly packing a suitcase Linda Novotny{enraged}: Your novel? Are you fucking kidding me? You did it with a child?! In our home! Dave Novotny: Linda, please! Jim McAllister{as narrator}: After Dave got fired, Linda threw him out of the house. I do not blame Tracy for this one. Dave was more than twice her age. After Dave was unemployed and divorced, he went to live with his family in Kansas City and I lost touch with him. He is actually pretty lucky he is not in prison for what he did. – Election Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Buddy: [gasps] Wow! What's this? Gimbel's Manager: This is the North Pole. Buddy: No, it's not. Gimbel's Manager: Yes, it is. Buddy: No, it's not. Gimbel's Manager: Yes, it is. Buddy: No, it isn't. Gimbel's Manager: Yes, it is. Buddy: No, it's not. Where's the snow? [smiles] Gimbel's Manager: Why are you smiling like that? Buddy: I just like to smile! Smiling's my favorite! Gimbel's Manager: [pause] Make work your favorite, okay? Buddy: Okay. Gimbel's Manager: Work is your new favorite. Buddy: Fine. Gimbel's Manager: It's time for an announcement. [to the employees] Okay, people! Tomorrow morning, 10:00am, Santa's comin' to town! Buddy: SANTA!!! OH, MY GOD!!![excitedly, to the manager] Santa, here? I know him! I know him! Gimbel's Manager: He'll be here to take pictures with all of the children. 10:00am tomorrow. Buddy: 10:00am tomorrow! Gimbel's Manager: Santa's comin' to town. – Elf Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Buddy: Uh-oh. Sounds like somebody needs to sing a Christmas carol. Jovie: No way. Buddy: The best way to spread Christmas cheer, is singing loud for all to hear. Jovie: Thanks, but I don't sing. Buddy: Oh, well, it's just like talking, except longer and louder, and you move your voice up and down. Jovie: I can sing, I just choose not to sing. Especially in front of other people. Buddy: If you can sing alone, you sing in front of other people. There's no difference. Jovie: Actually, there's a BIG difference. Buddy: No... no... no, there isn't. Wait... [Starts singing loud and off-key] I'm singing!/I'm in a store and I'm singing! [adeptly] I'm in a store and I'm singing! Gimbel's Manager: HEY! There's no singin' in the North Pole! Buddy: Yes, there is! Gimbel's Manager: No, there's not! Buddy: We sing all the time! Gimbel's Manager: No, there's not! Buddy: Especially when we make toys! [to Jovie] See? – Elf Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Deb: [over intercom] Mr. Hobbes? It's me on the intercom? Walter Hobbes: Yeah? Deb: I think someone sent you a Christmas gram. (escorts Buddy in) Buddy: (excitedly) DAD!!!! – Elf Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Jovie: How come you were in the women's locker room this morning? Buddy: I heard you singing. Jovie: You sure had it nothing to do with the fact that I was naked and in the shower? Buddy: I didn't know you were naked. Why were you here so early? Jovie: They shut my water off. What were you doing here? Buddy: Building this. Jovie: You built this? They're kinda pissed about this. Gimbel's Manager: [appears] Hey guys. Have you seen the place? It's pretty good. It's a little "too good". Corporate must have sent in a professional. I don't know why somebody's gunning for my job. But look, let's remain a team, okay? Cause if I go, we all go. If you get wind of anything, call me on my radio. Channel three. Code word is "Santa's got a brand new bag." Okay? [to Jovie] Six inch ribbon curls, honey. Jovie: [rolls her eyes] But that's impossible. Gimbel's Manager: [interrupting] SIX... inches. [storms away] Buddy: By the way, you have the most beautiful singing voice in the whole wide world. – Elf Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Buddy sees Santa in the store] Buddy: Santa. Gimbel's Santa: Hey! Ho, ho, ho! [the children cheer excitedly] Buddy: Santa! It's me, Buddy! It's me! Gimbel's Santa: Hey, buddy. How you doing? [an elf places a child on his lap] Buddy: Santa, it's me! [but his excitement and enthusiasm fades away as he grimaces at him] Who the heck are you? Gimbel's Santa: What are you talking about? I'm Santa Claus. Buddy: No, you're not. Gimbel's Santa: Uh... Why of course I am! Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. Buddy: Well, if you're Santa, what song did I sing for you on your birthday this year? Gimbel's Santa: Um... Well, Happy Birthday, of course! Ho, ho, ho! So, uh, how old are you son? Paul: Four. Gimbel's Santa: You're a big boy. What's your name? Paul: Paul. Gimbel's Santa: And, uh, what can I get you for Christmas? Buddy: [quietly] Paul, don't tell him what you want. He's a liar. Gimbel's Santa: Hey! Let the kid talk. Buddy: You disgust me! How can you live with yourself? Gimbel's Santa: Just cool it, zippy! Buddy: You sit on a throne of lies. Gimbel's Santa: Look, I'm not kiddin'. Buddy: You're a fake. Gimbel's Santa: I'm a fake? Buddy: Yes! Gimbel's Santa: How'd you like to be dead?! Huh? Paul: Fake? Gimbel's Santa: Ha, ha! He's kidding. Buddy: [sniffs] You stink. Gimbel's Santa: [as the elf takes Paul off his lap after a picture] I think you're gonna have a good Christmas, all right. Buddy: You smell like beef and cheese, you don`t smell like Santa. Gimbel's Santa: OK. [Buddy accidentally rips off the beard of Gimbel's Santa, and gasps. The kids scream in horror] Buddy: HE'S AN IMPOSTER! HE'S NOT SANTA! – Elf Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Buddy: He's a fake! He's a fake! I saw! Gimbel's Santa: Come here! Come here! Buddy: He's a fake! Gimbel's Santa: Where are you goin' now? Where are you goin' now? [he smashes Buddy's designs; the manager starts tackling the fake Santa to protect Buddy] Buddy: He's not Santa Claus! He's not Santa! – Elf Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Emily: You sure like sugar, huh? Buddy: Is there sugar in syrup? Emily: Yes. Buddy: Then YES! We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup. Emily: So, Would You Be Staying With Us Then? – Elf Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Buddy: [out of breath from stalking Michael] Wow, you're fast. I'm glad I caught up to you. I waited five hours for you. Why is your coat so big? So, good news - I saw a dog today. Have you seen a dog? You probably have. How was school? Was it fun? Did you get a lot of homework? Huh? Do you have any friends? Do you have a best friend? Does he have a big coat, too? Michael: Go away! – Elf Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Buddy: [drunk] I know I sound like a broken record but we are buddies, you're my best friend, that's it. Mailroom Guy: You know, I have really great ideas, but no one around here listens to me. Buddy: I listen to your ideas, you have great ideas. Mailroom Guy: I got to go with the flow. Buddy: Then go with the flow. Mailroom Guy: No! I got to get out of the flow, that's what got me here. Buddy: Then get out of the flow. Mailroom Guy: I mean I'm 26 years old, I've got nothing to show for it. Buddy: You're young, you're so young...You know my papa, he didn't make master tinker till he was 490. Mailroom Guy: [chuckles] 490... Buddy: Tickle fight! [tickles the mailroom guy, who laughs hysterically] – Elf Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Buddy and Jovie are ice skating at Rockfeller Center. Buddy kisses Jovie on the cheek.] Buddy: Sorry. Jovie: You missed. Buddy: What do you mean I missed? Jovie: You missed. [kisses Buddy] – Elf Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Miles Finch: It's just one of those ideas, I'm just psyched out of my mind about...ya' know, it's just one of those ideas where you're like, YES! Eugene: [brainstorming for a new book] What about this: a tribe of asparagus children, but they're self-conscious about the way their pee smells. [hand movements] – Elf Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Gimbel's Worker: Passion Fruit spray? Buddy: Fruit spray? Sure. [takes bottle and sprays it in his mouth, then reacts in surprise and disgust] – Elf Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Walter: [whispering] I think we should call security. Deb: [whispering] Good idea. Buddy: [whispering] I like to whisper too! – Elf Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Walter: Are you crazy? He can't stay here. Emily: We can't just throw him out in the snow. Walter: Why not? He loves the snow. He's told me 15 times. Emily: Walter, he's your son. – Elf Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Walsingham: There is so little beauty in this world, and so much suffering. Do you suppose that is what God had in mind? That is to say if there is a god at all. Perhaps there is nothing in this universe but ourselves. And our thoughts. [Servant holds dagger to Walsingham's throat] Walsingham: Think before you do this. If you must do it, do it now and without regret. But first think, and be certain why it needs to be done. [Servant lowers dagger; Walsingham walks to window] Walsingham: Come here. Look out there. There is a whole world waiting for you. Innocence is the most precious thing you possess. Lose that and you lose your soul. [Walsingham slits the servant's throat] – Elizabeth Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Elizabeth: We all believe in God, my Lords. Lord Howard: No, Madam, there is only one true belief; the other, heresy. – Elizabeth Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mary: When I look at you I see nothing of the King. Only that whore, your mother. My father never did anything so well as to cut off her head. Elizabeth: Your Majesty forgets he was also my father. Mary: Why will you not confess your crimes against me? Elizabeth: Because, Your Majesty, I have committed none. Mary: You speak with such sincerity! I see you are still a consummate actress. My husband is gone. They have poisoned my child. They say it is a tumour. Elizabeth: Madam, you are not well. Mary: They say this cancer will make you Queen, but they are wrong! Look there! It is your death warrant. All I need do is sign it. Elizabeth: Mary, if you sign that paper, you will be murdering your own sister. Mary: You will promise me something? When I am gone, you will do everything in your power to uphold the Catholic faith. Do not take away from the people the consolations of the Blessed Virgin. Elizabeth: When I am Queen . . . I promise . . . to act as my conscience dictates. Mary: Well, do not think to be Queen at all, then. You may return to your own house at Hatfield, but you will remain there under arrest until I am recovered. – Elizabeth Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Dudley: You blush, Lady Knollys. Are you in love? Isabel Knollys: No, my lord. Dudley: Then you should be, or waste all that beauty. – Elizabeth Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Elizabeth: He then said that this King would marry me but would not expect to share my bed more than two or three times a year. Dudley: As much as that? Elizabeth: Well, he . . . He is enraptured. Dudley: Naturally. Elizabeth: But . . . his affairs would otherwise keep him in Spain. Dudley: Then the King is a fool. What could ever be important enough to keep him from your bed? Elizabeth: Robert, you should not say such things. Dudley: Then I shall only think them. – Elizabeth Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Dudley: When you are Queen . . . Elizabeth: I am not . . . I am not Queen yet. Dudley: You will be. Elizabeth, Queen of England. A court to worship you. A country to obey you. Poems written celebrating your beauty. Music composed in your honour, and they will be nothing to you. I will mean nothing to you. Elizabeth: How could you ever be nothing to me? Robert, you know you are everything to me. Dudley: All that I am it is you. – Elizabeth Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Cecil: Your Majesty has inherited a most parlous and degenerate state. It's threatened from abroad by France and Spain and is weaker in men, monies and riches than I have ever known it. Elizabeth: What are you saying? Cecil: Madam, your treasury is empty. The Navy is run-down, there is no standing army, and no munitions. There is not a fortress that could withstand a single shot. Elizabeth: I have no desire for war, sir. Cecil: But that is not the end of it. Here at home there are those who wish Your Majesty ill. Mary of Scots has already laid claim to your throne, and Norfolk... Norfolk covets it relentlessly. Madam, until you marry and produce an heir, you will find no security. ... Elizabeth: I do not see why a woman need marry at all. – Elizabeth Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Cecil: Does Her Majesty sleep? Kat Ashley: Not yet, Sir William. She is . . . overwrought. Cecil: I will need you to show me Her Majesty's sheets every morning. I must know all her proper functions. Kat Ashley: Proper functions, My Lord? Cecil: Indeed. Her Majesty's body and person are no longer her own property. They belong to the State. – Elizabeth Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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