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Todd: [referring to the student protesters] Screw all these people, Olive! Olive: Haven't you heard? I already did. – Easy A Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Olive: Guys, I want you to know that if you hear I have chlamydia, that is totally false. Rosemary: Olive, do we need to have the talk again? Olive: No. It's just a thing that's going around. Rosemary: You know, nothing you're saying is making me feel any better. Not to mention how you have been dressing these past few days. No judgment, but you kind of look like a stripper. Olive: Mom! Dill: A high-end stripper, for governors or athletes, but a stripper nonetheless. – Easy A Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Olive: How do you know where I live? Todd: We used to carpool. Olive: Yeah, in 2nd grade. What, are you like a savant for people's addresses? Todd: Just for people who I think are cool. Olive: You think I'm cool? Todd: I do. And I think you're pretty and smart. Olive: Did you form this opinion prior to my little transformation? Todd: Way prior. Olive: Why didn't that rumor spread? Todd: I like to keep my business to myself. Notoriety, for whatever reason, never seems to benefit the noted, only the "notees." Olive: Where were you two weeks ago? Todd: Olive. If I promise not to tell anyone, could I kiss you right now? Olive: No. Todd: Okay. Okay. I'm sorry. I'm very sorry. Olive: Oh, no. I just mean, not like this. I don't wanna kiss you with mascara running down my face...and some horndog guy just having tried to stick his tongue down my throat. I've wanted to kiss you since 8th grade, but I want it to be perfect. And right now, my life is a mess. I need to get my business in order before I drag you into it. Todd: What if I told you I wanna be dragged into it? I could help, maybe. [Olive hugs him and gets out of the car] Olive: Why now? Why are you all of a sudden into me now? Todd: I don't know. I haven't overanalyzed it, like you're about to. – Easy A Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mrs. Griffith: Olive, life is full of choices. I made a bad one. But then, so did you. But I see no other alternative than to just live with the guilt. My guilt stems from my indiscretion and yours for lying. We made our choices. Now, we just have to let it ride. Olive: Or I could just tell everyone the truth and have you fired and put in jail. Mrs. Griffith: Okay, first of all, he is of age, okay? It's perfectly legal in the state of California. I checked. He is 21 in eight months. And secondly, let's play the "Who Would You Believe game," okay? Why don't you ask yourself, if you were an adult, who would you believe? Who would you believe!? Who would you believe!? Who would you believe!? Who!?! ...Thank you for coming in. – Easy A Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Rosemary: I had a similar situation when I was your age. I had a horrible reputation. Olive: Why? Rosemary: Because I was a slut. I slept with a whole bunch of people. A slew, a heap, a peck. Mostly guys. Olive: Mom! ... Olive: Can you not see that I'm a mess? Rosemary: No, you're not, Olive. You're wonderful. And you'll handle this the same way I did. With an incontrovertible sense of humor. But you're much smarter than I am, so you'll come out of this much better than I did. Olive: Thank you, Mom. – Easy A Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Billy: You're pulling inside, man. You're getting a little distance tonight. Wyatt: Yeah, well, I'm just getting my thing together. – Easy Rider Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Billy: Hey man, everything that we ever dreamed of is in that teardrop gas tank - and you got a stranger over there pourin' gasoline all over it. Man, all he's got to do is turn and look over into it, man, and he can see that... Wyatt: He won't know what it is, man. He won't know what it is. Don't worry, Billy. Everything's all right. – Easy Rider Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Wyatt: You ever want to be somebody else? Stranger: I'd like to try Porky Pig. Wyatt: I never wanted to be anybody else. – Easy Rider Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Billy: This is nothing but sand, man. They ain't gonna make it, man. They ain't gonna grow anything here. Wyatt: They're gonna make it. Dig, man. They're gonna make it. – Easy Rider Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Stranger: [giving Wyatt some LSD] When you get to the right place, with the right people, quarter this. You know, this could be the right place. The time's running out. Wyatt: Yeah, I'm, I'm hip about time. But I just gotta go. – Easy Rider Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Billy: I'm sorry about the misunderstanding. George Hanson: There was no misunderstanding. We're all in the same cage here. Billy: You must be some important dude. That treatment-- George Hanson: What does he mean "dude"? Dude ranch? Wyatt: "Dude" means a nice guy, you know? "Dude" means a regular sort of person. – Easy Rider Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Deputy: What the hell is this? Troublemakers? Cat Man: You name it - I'll throw rocks at it, Sheriff. ... Cat Man: Check that joker with the long hair. Deputy: I checked him already. Looks like we might have to bring him up to the Hilton before it's all over with. Cat Man: Ha! I think she's cute. Deputy: Isn't she, though. I guess we'd put him in the women's cell, don't you reckon? Cat Man: Oh, I think we ought to put 'em in a cage and charge a little admission to see 'em. George: Those are what is known as 'country witticisms'. – Easy Rider Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Customer 1: You know, I thought at first that bunch over there, their mothers had maybe been frightened by a bunch of gorillas, but now I think they were caught. Customer 2: I know one of them's Alley-oop - I think. From the beads on him. Customer 4: Well, one of them darned sure is not Oola. Customer 1: Look like a bunch of refugees from a gorilla love-in. Customer 2: A gorilla couldn't love that. Customer 1: Nor could a mother. Customer 3: I'd love to mate him up with one of those black wenches out there. Customer 4: Oh, now I don't know about that. Customer 3: Well, that's about as low as they come. I'll tell ya...Man, they're green. Customer 4: No, they're not green, they're white. Customer 3: White? Huh! Customer 4: Uh-huh. Customer 3: Man, you're color blind. I just gotta say that... Customer 1: I don't know. I thought most jails were built for humanity, and that won't quite qualify. Customer 2: I wonder where they got those wigs from. Customer 1: They probably grew 'em. It looks like they're standin' in fertilizer. Nothin' else would grow on 'em... Customer 3: I saw two of them one time. They were just kissin' away. Two males. Just think of it. – Easy Rider Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Deputy: What'cha think we ought to do with 'em? Cat Man: I don't damn know, but I don't think they'll make the parish line. – Easy Rider Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
George: You know, this used to be a helluva good country. I can't understand what's gone wrong with it. Billy: Huh. Man, everybody got chicken, that's what happened, man. Hey, we can't even get into like, uh, second-rate hotel, I mean, a second-rate motel. You dig? They think we're gonna cut their throat or something, man. They're scared, man. George: Oh, they're not scared of you. They're scared of what you represent to 'em. Billy: Hey man. All we represent to them, man, is somebody needs a haircut. George: Oh no. What you represent to them is freedom. Billy: What the hell's wrong with freedom, man? That's what it's all about. George: Oh yeah, that's right, that's what it's all about, all right. But talkin' about it and bein' it - that's two different things. I mean, it's real hard to be free when you are bought and sold in the marketplace. 'Course, don't ever tell anybody that they're not free 'cause then they're gonna get real busy killin' and maimin' to prove to you that they are. Oh yeah, they're gonna talk to you, and talk to you, and talk to you about individual freedom, but they see a free individual, it's gonna scare 'em. Billy: Mmmm, well, that don't make 'em runnin' scared. George: No, it makes 'em dangerous. Nik, nik, nik, nik, nik, nik, nik, nik - Swamp. – Easy Rider Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Billy: We've done it. We've done it. We're rich. Wyatt. [laughs] Yeah, man. [laughs] Yeah. Clearly, we did it, man we did it. We did it. Huh. We're rich, man. We're retired in Florida, now, mister. Whew. Wyatt: You know, Billy. We blew it. Billy: What? Huh? Wha-wha-wha- That's what it's all about, man. I mean, like you know - I mean, you go for the big money, man, and then you're free. You dig? [Laughs] Wyatt: We blew it. Good night, man. – Easy Rider Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Driver: Hey, Roy, look at them ginks! Roy: Pull alongside, we'll scare the hell out of 'em. [to Billy] Want me to blow your brains out? [Billy obscenely gestures at him] Why don't you get a haircut? – Easy Rider Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Billy: [after being shot] Oh my God! Wyatt: Oh my God! I'm going for help, Billy. Billy: I got 'em. I'm gonna get 'em. ...Man, I-I'm gonna get 'em. Where are they now? – Easy Rider Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Eddy's Brother: Park don't open 'til noon. Eddy: I told you he's a whiz at tellin' time! Eddy's Brother: Pipsqueak? Eddy: Bro! Eddy's Brother: Mom and Dad know you're here? Eddy: As if! Eddy's Brother: Anyone know you're here? Eddy: Only these chumps who chased us here! Eddy's Brother: Just a sec. Aren't those ankle biters from the cul-de-sac? Eddy: Yeah, and they want to beat me up, all for nothin'. Kevin: He's lookin at you, Rolf. Later. Eddy's Brother: "All for nothin'", huh? Still the trouble makin' Eddy, I see. Eddy: [awkward laugh] Stop it, bro. Ed: I smell my fingers after I eat cheese. Eddy: Um, I told the guys you'd put us up. Ed and Double D. Edd: I have big experie- Uh, whale- uh... [faints] [Eddy and his brother laugh] – Ed, Edd n Eddy's Big Picture Show Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Eddy's Brother: Just for old times' sake, let's play uncle. Eddy: Uncle? Eddy's Brother: Wanna crash at my place, don't ya? Eddy: That's why we came all the way– [his brother twists his leg] Uncle! Uncle! Uncle! Eddy's Brother: Say what? Eddy: Uncle, uncle, uncle! Edd: Oh, my! Eddy's Brother: [Laughing cruelly] That was good, pipsqueak. Eddy: Can we go inside now? Eddy's Brother: Why not? Don't forget to wipe your feet.[repeatedly throws Eddy into the trailer wall] – Ed, Edd n Eddy's Big Picture Show Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Eddy: [badly bruised] Come on, bro. Give it up! Eddy's Brother: "Give it up"? I thought you wanted to hang with your "hero". Eddy: I do, bro! I do! Edd: Mister Eddy's Brother! As the older sibling, don't you think you should rather be setting an example for Eddy, and not, um... belittle him... in front of his... friends? Eddy's Brother: Belittle? He's always been little! I like you, girlfriend. [hammers Edd into the ground using Eddy] You got spunk. – Ed, Edd n Eddy's Big Picture Show Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Jonny: The time of reckoning is now, rapscallions! IT'S MELON TIME! Eddy: WHERE'D HE COME FROM? Jonny! No! Wait! Jonny: No thanks are necessary, citizens. Sarah: You idiot! Leave our friends alone! Kevin: Back off, melon dweeb! Rolf: Leave some produce for Rolf! Kevin: Sorry about that. Say, let's go to my place. Jawbreakers are on me! Eddy: We did it, Double D! Everyone loves us! We're finally in, baby! Edd: And it only took 130 episodes, 4 specials and a movie, Eddy! Ed: Let's sing a song! [the Eds and the kids (except Jonny, who is pounded by the kids) then sing "Friends are There to Help You", with the "second verse" which is the "same as the first"] Jimmy: [singing] When you stub your toe and it hurts you know… The Kids (except for Jonny and including the Eds): [singing] ...Friends are there to help you. When you trip on your face and your teeth are misplaced, friends are there to help you. When you're flying low and you're giving a show, friends are there to help you. When you take off your shoe and your feet stink PEE-YEW, friends are there to help you. [As the kids sing the song, Wilfred eats out of Captain Melonhead's downed helmet. The Kankers are focused on something else entirely: dragging Eddy's brother inside.] Lee: First one inside gets to give him mouth to mouth! [When the Kankers finish putting Eddy's brother inside, Marie reattaches the door and shortly thereafter, a flurry of girlish giggling erupts.] Jimmy: Second verse, same as the first! [singing] When you stub your toe and it hurts you know… The Kids (including Jonny too this time with the Eds): [singing] ...Friends are there to help you. When you trip on your face and your teeth are misplaced, friends are there to help you. When you're flying low and you're giving a show, friends are there to help you. When you take off your shoe and your feet stink PEE-YEW, friends are there to help you. – Ed, Edd n Eddy's Big Picture Show Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[After Eddy's brother is defeated] Edd: Eddy, speak to me! Are you alright? Eddy: [wakes up and removes Edd's arms away from him] I made it all up, Double D! Everything about my brother was a lie. I just made things up so people would like me. Think I was cool. But boy was I wrong. The scam, my brother...this...when am I gonna learn, Double D? [tears leak from his eyes] Edd: I think you just have, Eddy. [Eddy grins, glad his friends still accept him] – Ed, Edd n Eddy's Big Picture Show Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Jonny: This is your craazzyest plan ever, Plank! We'll show them! WE'LL SHOW THEM ALL! What's that? They did, didn't they? Yeeeaahhh... The goody-goody-two-shoe days of Captain Melonhead and Splinter have come to an end! And out of the darkness will rise the villainous days of the Gourd! And his evil cohort, Timber, the Dark Shard! Together, we will exact revenge, on the entire CUL! DE!! SAC!!! Plank: Jonny: What? Plank: Jonny: There's no time left? Plank: Jonny: It's the end of the movie? What movie? – Ed, Edd n Eddy's Big Picture Show Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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