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Waiter: Excuse me señor, you are a member of the club? Fletch: No, I'm here with the Underhills. Waiter: The Underhills? They are left, Señor. Fletch: Oh they'll be back. He went out for his urinalysis. Waiter: Would you like some drinks, señor, while you wait? I will put it on the Underhills' bill. Fletch: Oh, yes. Very good. I'll have a Bloody Mary, a steak sandwich and a...steak sandwich. – Fletch Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Fletch: I'm a friend of Alan's. I'm John. Gail Stanwyk: Ohhhh, John. John who? Fletch: John Cock... tos... ton. Gail Stanwyk: That's a beautiful name. Fletch: It's Scotch-Romanian. Gail Stanwyk: That's an odd combination. Fletch: So were my parents. ... Fletch: I saw Alan this morning and you know what I can't figure out? Gail Stanwyck: Alan's in Utah Fletch: I...can't figure out what I was doing in Utah this morning. ... Gail Stanwyck: You know, if I had a nickel for every one of Alan's flyboy buddies who hit on me, I'd be a rich woman. Fletch: You ARE a rich woman. Gail Stanwyck: See what I mean? – Fletch Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Fletch: Do you have caviar? Waiter: Si señor, Beluga, but it is 80 dollars a portion. Fletch: Well, I better just take two portions of that, then. – Fletch Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Gail Stanwyk: You ordered lunch to my room. Fletch: Well, I knew that's where my mouth would be. Gail Stanwyk: Are you always this forward? Fletch: Only with wet, married women. – Fletch Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Dr. Joseph Dolan: So where do you know Alan from? Fletch: We play tennis together at the club. Dr. Joseph Dolan: Really? The California Racquet Club? Fletch: Yes. Dr. Joseph Dolan: That's my club too. I don't remember seeing you there. Fletch: Well, I haven't played in a while because of these kidney pains. Dr. Joseph Dolan: Right. Now, how long have you been having these pains, Mr. Barber? Fletch: That's Babar. Dr. Joseph Dolan: Two bs? Fletch: One. B-A-B-A-R. Dr. Joseph Dolan: That's two. Fletch: Yeah, but not right next to each other. I thought that's what you meant. Dr. Joseph Dolan: Isn't there a children's book about an elephant named Babar? Fletch: I don't know. I don't have any. Dr. Joseph Dolan: No children? Fletch: No, elephant books. ... Dr. Joseph Dolan: You know, it's an odd name, Babar...I don't recall seeing it on the club register. Fletch: Well, I don't formally belong. I'm a guest of my aunt. Dr. Joseph Dolan: Your Aunt? Fletch: Yes. Mrs. Smith. Dr. Joseph Dolan: June or Margaret? Fletch: Uh-huh, right. ... Dr. Joseph Dolan: You know, it's a shame about Ed. Fletch: Oh, it was. Yeah, it was really a shame. To go so suddenly like that. Dr. Joseph Dolan: Ahh, he was dying for years. Fletch: Sure, but... the end was really... very sudden. Dr. Joseph Dolan: He was in intensive care for eight weeks! Fletch: Yeah, but I mean the very end, when he actually died. That was extremely sudden. ... Dr. Joseph Dolan: Drop your shorts and bend over. Fletch: No...we don't have to, I mean, maybe I just haven't been doing enough calisthenics...you know, my kidneys feel a lot better now, maybe if I just bent over like this every morning...... [Dolan inserts his finger into Fletch's anus with an audible "pop" sound] Fletch: [singing] Moon River......[talking] Whew...ever serve time, Doc? Dr. Joseph Dolan: Breathe easy. Fletch: Yeah...breathe easy... Ahh!! Using the whole fist, Doc?! ... [After the proctological exam] Dr. Joseph Dolan: Well, I can't seem to find anything wrong with you, Mr. Babar. Fletch: Well, I'm sure it's not for a lack of looking. – Fletch Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Kid: Are you a cop? Fletch: As far as you know. Kid: Are you gonna take me to jail for car theft? Fletch: Why? Did you steal the car? Kid: I sure did. Fletch: Well, I'm not even sure that's a crime anymore. There've been a lot of changes in the law. ... Fletch: I always use a little chewing gum on these rides. It filters out the pollutants. Kid: [Fletch swerves to avoid another car] Oh shit! Fletch: Of course you've got some good grillwork there to keep out the ozone. I gotta get this thing up to 95, uh, check out the fluorocarbon output. – Fletch Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Fletch is being framed for drug possession by two very large cops] Fletch: Aren't you gonna read me my rights? Cop: You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to have your face kicked in by me. You have the right to have your balls stomped on by him. Fletch: I think I'll waive my rights. ... Chief Karlin: [to the arresting officers] Why don't you two leave us alone? Fletch: Yeah, go down to the gym and pump each other. ... Chief Karlin: What's your name? Fletch: Fletch. Chief Karlin: What's your full name? Fletch: Fletch F. Fletch. Chief Karlin: What do you do for a living, Mr. Fletch? Fletch: I'm a shepherd. Chief Karlin: Why are you doing this, Mr. Fletch? Fletch: I like men. I like to be manhandled. I like you. – Fletch Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Frank Walker: What about this guy, 'Fat Sam'? You said you had pictures of him. Fletch: I do have pictures of him. Dealing. Frank Walker: Well let's go! We'll run the pictures! Fletch: Can't do that, Frank. Fat Sam isn't the story, there's a source behind him. Frank Walker: Who's the source? Fletch: Well, there we're in kind of a "grey" area. Frank Walker: How grey? Fletch: Charcoal? – Fletch Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Fletch: [Talking to the PanAm Reservations Agent at LAX] I hope there's no-one sitting next to me. See, I always fly first class and I take up both seats. I'm in bridge construction and these fold outs take up a tremendous amount of space! Reservation Agent: I'm afraid there is somebody sitting next to you... Fletch: Oh for god-dahh-dahh! Who is it, Mister Sinilindin?! Reservation Agent: No, the name is Cavanaugh. Fletch: Ah! Is that Morris or Pierre? Reservation Agent: It's Sally-Ann Cavanaugh. She's connecting out of...Provo. Fletch: Ah...Provo, Spain? Reservation Agent: Utah. In fact, you purchased the ticket for Ms. Cavanaugh. Fletch: Doesn't mean I want her sitting next to me, does it? – Fletch Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Toad: Perhaps you forget that it was a rat who cast me from paradise! Le Frog: [Rolling his eyes] Oh please not the scrapbook again. Toad: [pulls a book off a shelf] My memoirs. Volume one details the dire and tragic story of my youth. Le Frog: Oh mon dieu. Toad: Of all the pets in Buckingham Palace, young Prince Charles fancied me the best. We would frolic day after sunny day in royal abandon sharing that sweet and magical bond between boy and toad. Le Frog: You're going to make me throw up. Toad: We were inseparable until... it arrived. THAT RAT! While the poor boy's head was turned, I was cruelly plunged into a whirlpool of despair. Le Frog: I know, I know you were flushed away down the loo right? Boo hoo hoo, it is so dark, so cold, so terrible. [chuckles] Toad: You find my pain funny? Le Frog: I find everyone's pain funny but my own, I'm French. Toad: [stands up and knocks over a table] JUST GET THE CABLE! – Flushed Away Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[first lines] Mother: Car's here! Father: It's 9:00 Already! We're going to miss our flight! Mother: Traveller's checks passed. [bell dings] Father: You have the tickets, darling? Mother: Tabitha, did you feed Roddy? Tabitha: Oops. Mother: [offscreen] I know we've forgotten something. I just know we've forgotten something. Tabitha: Roddy, where are you? [spilling in food] We'll be back in a few days, so here's enough food for you. Here's more. Mother: [offscreen] Tabitha! Tabitha: Here's a little more. Mother: [offscreen] I hope you're not overfeeding him. Tabitha: Of course not, Mom. Father: [offscreen] Come on, Tabitha! Tabitha: Bye, Roddy! Father: [offscreen] We don't want to miss our holiday. Tabitha: I'm coming, I'm coming! [runs out of the house and closes the door] Roddy: [sniffs] When the cat's away.....the mice will play! The holiday starts now, everyone! Music, maestro! [Roddy starts Dancing with Myself plays] – Flushed Away Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Liam: He's gonna steal your boat. Rita: He won't steal my boat. Liam: He's stealing your boat. Rita: He isn't stealing... Liam: He stole your boat. Rita: What? Liam: He's like Robin Hood in reverse. – Flushed Away Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Roddy: Whatever's going on, I assure you, I'm not involved. I'm just an innocent bystander. Spike: Rita, Rita, Rita. [laughs] Thought you could give us the slip? [Slips and falls] What are you looking at? Keep still! Come on, then! Right! Who have we got here? Whitey: I believe he said his name was Millicent Bystander. – Flushed Away Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Rita: Tell me about yourself, Roddy. Roddy: Well, there's not much to tell. Rita: You know everything about me, warts and all. I don't even know what you do. Roddy: I'm... I'm in a boy band. Rita: What? Roddy: Yeah. Yeah, I'm the posh one. – Flushed Away Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Roddy: Will you please tell these people I'm not involved in this? Rita: Fine. All right, all right, listen up. This gentleman, he's not from around here. Roddy: Thank you. Rita: Just look how nicely he's dressed. Roddy: Ah, thank you. Rita: And why? Because he's an international jewel thief! Roddy: Precisely... What? No, no! – Flushed Away Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Sid: Be seeing you my friend. – Flushed Away Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Le Frog: We leave immediately! Henchfrog: What about dinner? Le Frog: We leave... in five hours. – Flushed Away Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Spike: Blimy, it's cold. Whitey: That's why I wore me mittens. Spike: Wha... Hitmen don't wear mittens! Take them off! You're embarrassing me! Whitey: It's all right for you. You've got little hands. They don't freeze as much. – Flushed Away Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Rita: What are you, some kind of rat boomerang?! Give me back my ruby! Roddy: I haven't got your ruby! [the ruby falls on Roddy's hand, Rita gasps] Roddy: Okay. Well, now I've got your ruby. Roddy: Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah! Rita: Please be careful! That ruby means a lot to me. It's priceless! Roddy: Hold on... [looks at the ruby] It's a fake. Rita: Ha, ha, ha! No, it's blooming not. It's real! Roddy: No, no, look. It's..it’s just glass. Rita: It's real! Roddy: Fake. Rita: Real! Roddy: Fake. Rita: Real! Roddy: Fake. [short pause] Rita: Real! Roddy: Fake. Rita: Real! Roddy: Fake. Rita: Real! Roddy: Fake. Rita: Real! Roddy: Look, look, look, look, look, look, look. You can tell. Watch this. [breaks the ruby; Rita gasps in shock, as they watch the ruby pieces sink in the water] There, you see? I mean, you can't break a real ruby. [Rita growls furiously as she looks at him] Ah, right. I probably should've done that, but look on the bright side, I saved your neck. I mean, once the Toad knows it's worthless, he'll stop chasing you for it. Roddy St. James saves the day! [Rita punches him, and he tumbles into the bottom of the boat] – Flushed Away Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
The Toad: Where are those idiots? [to his tadpoles] It's so hard to get hope these days, my boys. Yes, that's right. [The Toad speaks in a baby voice] Oh, come on out, my lovelies. Cheer your old dad up. Poor Daddy, surrounded by flithy rats in this joyless, sunless void! But don't worry, my little men. Daddy will get rid of them all! He will. They'll all be deady-weady. [The Toad kisses the jar, and his tadpoles hug their daddy from inside. Spike and Whitey arrive. The Toad hides his jar, but still has his baby voice.] Did you find it? Spike: Eh? The Toad: [snaps out of it] Ah! Did you find it? Spike: Well, we got most of it, boss. [he and Whitey show The Toad pieces of the ruby. The Toad knocks it out of their hands] The Toad: Forget! The ruby! It's the master cable that I want. The one that grubby creature Rita took. Spike and Whitey: Oh! The Toad: Without it, my plan is ruined! Spike: Okay, chief. Forget the ruby. Ruby's gone. See? See? Moving on. We are now your cable guys. Whitey: Focused. Cable-centric, boss. The Toad: You need to be back in time for the World Cup Final. Spike: Oh, great! Are we watching the game together, boss? [The Toad growls angrily; cut to outside his office; Spike and Whitey get thrown through a glass window] The Toad: JUST GET THE CABLE! Whitey: Keep your legs straight! – Flushed Away Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Whitey: Are you sure about this, Spike? These things are dangerous. Spike: Danger is my middle name! Whitey: I thought it was Lesley. – Flushed Away Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Whitey: Oh, I love a happy ending. Spike: Oh, you've gone soft. I like unhappy endings, with lots of violence. [A champagne bottle hits away Spike and press him against the wall] Whitey: Are you happy now, Spike? – Flushed Away Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[After sending a baboon through the telepods, only to have it emerge as a bloody, malformed mess] Veronica: [recording him with a camera] We've gotta do this, Seth. Talk to the tape. Get in the habit. The world will want to know what you're thinking-- Seth: [angrily] "FUCK" is what I'm thinking! Veronica: Good... The world will want to know that... What else? Why didn't it work? Seth: [more calmly] I think it turned the baboon inside-out. Veronica: Why? Seth: It can't cope with the flesh. It only seems to work on inanimate objects; nothing that's living. Must be my fault. Veronica: Why? Seth: Computers are dumb. They only know what you tell them. I must not know enough about the flesh myself. I'm gonna have to learn. [is silent for a moment] I don't wanna talk now. [Ronnie turns off the camera and sadly watches him leave] – The Fly Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Seth: Listen. I want you to go through. I want to teleport you. As soon as possible, right now! You'll feel incredible, Ronnie! I hardly need to sleep any more, I feel wonderful! It's like a drug, but a perfectly pure and benign drug! The power I feel surging inside me...! And I won't be able to wear you out! We'll be the perfect couple, the dynamic duo! Come on, right now! Veronica: Hey, wait! Don't give me that "born-again teleportation" rap! I told you I was scared to do it. What do I have to say?! I'M NOT GOING TO DO IT! Seth: You're a FUCKING DRAG, you know that?! Veronica: Something went wrong, Seth. When you went through, something went wrong. – The Fly Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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