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[After Seth teleports again] Seth: [To Tawny] Okay, okay! Now you're going to like it! Tawny: I don't want to! [Seth drags Tawny to the lab] I'm afraid! Seth: Don't be afraid! Veronica: [Surprising them] No. Be afraid. Be very afraid. – The Fly Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Veronica: Those weird hairs growing out of your back, I took them to a lab. I had them analyzed. Seth: The hairs? The hairs? Oh. Yeah, that’s a strange thing to do. Veronica: Not as strange as the results. The guy at the lab had trouble identifying them. He finally came to the conclusion that they were definitely not human. Seth: [points upwards] Oh, very good. Veronica: Not human, Seth. In fact, very likely insect hairs. Seth: [scared; in denial] That's silly, that's ridiculous-- Veronica: Look, now there's more. Look at your face... Something happened when you went through, Seth. You've got to get some help, I think you must be sick-- Seth: [exploding] YOU'RE JEALOUS!! I've become free, I've been released and you can't stand it! You'll do anything to bring me down! Come here, does this look sick? Does this look like a sick man to you? [Seth starts punching and denting the wall with his bare hands] Veronica: No, stop it! Seth: Know any sick man who can do that?! – The Fly Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[At Brundle's lab, Veronica finds him scaling the walls] Seth: I seem to be stricken by a disease with a purpose, wouldn't you say? Maybe not such a bad disease after all. Veronica: I can't stay here. Seth: [jumps down onto floor] No, no, no! Why not? Why can't you? Veronica: I can't take it... It's too much. Seth: What's there to take? The disease has just revealed its purpose. We don't have to worry about contagion anymore, I know what the disease wants. Veronica: What does the disease want? Seth: It wants to...turn me into something else. That's not too terrible, is it? Most people would give anything to be turned into something else. Veronica: Turned into what? Seth: What do you think, a fly? Am I becoming a hundred-and-eighty-five pound fly? No, I'm becoming something that's never existed before. I'm becoming... Brundlefly. Don't you think that's worth a Nobel Prize or two? – The Fly Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Seth: Help me. Help me be human. Veronica: How? Seth: [indicating the appropriate telepods] Well, I go there, and you go there. We come apart, and then we come together there. You, me and the baby. Together. [starts the countdown] Veronica: No... Seth: We'll be the ultimate family. A family of three, joined together in one body. More human than I am alone. Veronica: No!! – The Fly Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Wes: Seems that a bunch of kids was raising some hell over at Burlington Cranton's property a few days back. Tore up the fields, turned over a tractor and everything. Today, someone suggested to me there's been some trouble up at the high school. I think it was drugs. You don't happen to know anything about it, do you? Ren: No. Wes: What was that? I can't hear you. Amy: He said no. Lulu: Amy. Ren: I said no, sir. Wes: It seems that a lot of people are pointin' the finger in your direction lately. Ren: And what have they said? Wes: What I have been tellin' you about the trouble and the drugs and it just seems like you've had a lot of problems since you moved. And I figured... Ren: You figured where there's smoke there's fire, right? Wes: Usually works like that. Now, Ren, you know that I would never try to take the place of your father. Ren: Yeah, well, there's no chance of that! [gets up and leaves] – Footloose Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Reverend Moore: Were you drinking? Ariel: No. Reverend Moore: Smoking something? Ariel: No! I wasn't stealing, I wasn't gambling, I wasn't dancing, I wasn't reading books I'm not supposed to! I am late! Reverend Moore: Who were you with? Ariel: Ren McCormack. Reverend Moore: I don't want you to see him anymore. Ariel: Why not? Reverend Moore: Because I've heard he's a troublemaker. Ariel: Just because he hasn't lived in this town for 20 years doesn't make him a troublemaker! Reverend Moore: Ariel, I don't know what I'm going to do with you. Ariel: There ain't nothing to do with me, Daddy. You like it or not, this is it. It doesn't get much better. – Footloose Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Reverend Moore: [discusses his daughter] We're losing her, Vi. Don't you see that? Vi: No. I see you chasing after her and I see her running from you. Reverend Moore: She's become so willful, so obstinate. Vi: She's like her father. The two of you were so wonderful once. You had so much to talk about. I was almost jealous. Reverend Moore: It's not as if we don't talk. It's just that sometimes people run out of things to say. Vi: [pause] Shaw? It's 20 years now I've been a minister's wife. And I've been quiet, supportive, unobtrusive and after 20 years I still think you're a wonderful, a wonderful preacher. You can lift a congregation up so high they have to look down to see heaven. But it's the one to one where you need a little work. – Footloose Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Sarah Marshall: Peter... as you know, I love you very much... Peter Bretter: [horrified] Are you breaking up with me? [drops his towel and covers his face] Sarah Marshall: Pete? Are you, um...? Peter Bretter: I just need a minute. [turns away, then hunches over and starts whimpering to himself] Sarah Marshall: Okay? ... Sarah Marshall: Do you want to put some clothes on?! Peter Bretter: [sarcastically] Would you like to pick out the outfit you break up with me in?! – Forgetting Sarah Marshall Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Rachel Jansen: Wow, we’re really going up to the edge of this, huh? Peter Bretter: Look. Rachel Jansen: Wow, this is really beautiful. All right, so now that your show’s done, are you gonna finish the Dracula musical? Peter Bretter: It’s not that was, you know. Sarah always thought it was crazy and... Rachel Jansen: Well, you're definitely crazy. But so is everyone, right? So who cares? Peter Bretter: I just don't feel like doing anything. Rachel Jansen: Why? Peter Bretter: 'Cause my heart is broken, and I can't imagine doing anything right now. It's probably the same reason... you don't go back to school, you know? Maybe it's good we got hurt like that, you know? don't know about you, but it makes me feel impervious to pain. Rachel Jansen: Yeah. Kind of like there's nothing left to be afraid of. Peter Bretter: Yeah. No, exactly. Rachel Jansen: Right. Peter Bretter: We could leap off this rock, and it won't hurt us as had as they did. Rachel Jansen: So, jump then. Peter Bretter: No, I meant that, like as a metaphor, you know? Rachel Jansen: No. Just do it. You’ll be fine. Jump. Peter Bretter: Oh, god. Oh god. I made her kill yourself. You must be crazy. Rachel Jansen: So, are you gonna jump, or what. Peter Bretter: No. Rachel Jansen: Come on, Peter! I can see vagina from here. I can see hoo-ha. Peter Bretter: I mean, I'll jump! Rachel Jansen: Chicken, come on. Peter Bretter: [while hanging from a cliff] So what should I do? I should just let go? Rachel Jansen: No, no, no, no, no. If you fall straight down, you'll probably hit a rock and kill yourself! Peter Bretter: Totally. So what do I do?! Rachel Jansen: Why don't you just press your feet up against the rock, and like, shoot yourself off! Peter Bretter: What, like a frog?! Rachel Jansen: I don't know, Peter- just get off the fucking rock! Peter Bretter: Here I go! One! [pause] Rachel Jansen: Two! Peter Bretter: Two! [pause] Two and a half- Rachel Jansen: Jump! Peter Bretter: Three! [jumps, falls awkwardly, but safely, into the sea near Rachel] Rachel Jansen: Oh, my god. Oh, my god. Oh, my god. You saw right? Peter Bretter: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I saw it. Rachel Jansen: I was there I witnessed it. Peter Bretter: [smiling] Thanks. [She kisses him] – Forgetting Sarah Marshall Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Sarah Marshall: [after she, Peter and Rachel have each had a lot of wine] So... just so we're clear, and so that I can kinda hone in on your, your central thesis of the night, wade through all the bullshit, you're telling me you think you have the right to just fuck anyone, anywhere, anytime? That's what you're saying? Aldous Snow: Yes! That's right, there it is! Not so eloquently as you just put it, sweetheart, but... [spills his cranberry juice over the Tommy Bahama shirt Sarah bought him, and doesn't notice] Ultimately, that is... [notices the spill and laughs] Oh, no! Not the shirt! [laughing] Take my eyes, but not the shirt! Mmm, yeah, that's pretty much what I believe, Sarah. Sarah Marshall: When you're done making jokes, are you gonna get a napkin?! Aldous Snow: D'you know what, I think I've improved it, actually! Against all odds, I think I deserve a design award! Sarah Marshall: [quietly and angrily] Just please get some seltzer water. Aldous Snow: Um, garcon, could we get some... [Matthew rushes over and tries vigorously to clean off Aldous' shirt, while Aldous tries to fend him off; Rachel laughs] Matthew Van Der Wyk: I saw it from farther away. Okay, just lean back for a sec. Let me... Aldous: No, it's all right, it's not there. You're very diligent, and I appreciate it, but, let go of the glass now, you're gonna have to walk away, bless you. [Matthew reluctantly backs off as a waitress brings dessert] Peter Brenner: [in mock reaction to the dessert] Oh me, oh my, call the doctor. Rachel Jansen: Oh, good! [they both laugh; Rachel feeds Peter some of her dessert.] Peter Bretter: I love Hawaii. Rachel Jansen: [laughs] It's good, huh? Sarah Marshall: Yeah, it's nice, but I think, for like a week, tops. Any more than that, and I know I'd go crazy, because I think that Hawaii is a place to escape for people who can't deal with the real world. Rachel Jansen: Yeah, you know, there's so few personal shoppers and pet therapists. Gosh, it's such a hard life. [she feeds Peter another bite of dessert, then grabs his face and kisses him.] I like living here. – Forgetting Sarah Marshall Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Dwayne: I don't understand what there is to think about. Rachel Jansen: Because, D, he... Dwayne: She licked the tip. That doesn't count. Rachel Jansen: Of course it counts! He... Dwayne: He what? He refused a blowjob from his ex-girlfriend mid-blowjob! Do you know what that's like for a man?! It's called blue balls, Rachel. This guy is like Gandhi, but better. He likes puppets! I love puppets. – Forgetting Sarah Marshall Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Forrest Gump: [narrating] You know, it's funny what a young man recollects. 'Cause I don't remember being born. I, I don't recall what I got for my first Christmas and I don't know when I went on my first outdoor picnic. But, I do remember the first time I heard the sweetest voice in the wide world. Young Jenny: You can sit here if you want. Forrest Gump: [narrating] I had never seen anything so beautiful in my life. She was like an angel. Young Jenny: Well, are you gonna sit down, or aren't ya? [Young Forrest sits down next to Jenny] Young Jenny: What's wrong with your legs? Young Forrest: Um, nothing at all, thank you. My legs are just fine and dandy. Young Jenny: Then why do you have those shoes on? Young Forrest: Momma says my back is as crooked as a question mark. These shoes are gonna make me as straight as an arrow. They're my magic shoes. Forrest Gump: [narrating] I just sat next to her on that bus and had conversation all the way to school. And next to Momma, no one ever talked to me or asked me questions. Young Jenny: Are you stupid or something? Young Forrest: Momma says stupid is as stupid does. Young Jenny: I'm Jenny. Young Forrest: I'm Forrest. Forrest Gump. Forrest Gump: [narrating] From that day on, we was always together. Jenny and me was like peas and carrots. – Forrest Gump Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Forrest Gump: Hello. I'm Forrest, Forrest Gump. Recruit Officer: Nobody gives a horse's shit who you are, fuzzball! You're not even a low-life, scum-sucking maggot! Get your faggoty ass on the bus, you're in the Army now! [Forrest quickly gets on the Army bus.] Recruit #1: Seat's taken. Recruit #2: Taken. Forrest Gump: [describing his induction] At first it seemed like I made a mistake, seeing how it was my induction day and I was already gettin' yelled at. Bubba Blue: You can sit down... if you want to. [Forrest sits down next to Bubba.] Forrest Gump: [narrating] I didn't know who I might meet or what they might ask? Bubba Blue: Have you ever been on a real shrimp boat? Forrest Gump: No, but I've been on a real big boat. Bubba Blue: I'm talkin' about a shrimp-catchin' boat. I've been workin' on shrimp boats all my life. I started out on my uncle's boat, that's my mother's brother, when I was maybe about nine. I was just lookin' into buyin' a boat of my own and got drafted. My given name is Benjamin Buford Blue, but people call me "Bubba." Just like one o' them ol' redneck boys; can you believe that? Forrest Gump: My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump. Forrest Gump: [narrating] So Bubba was from Bayou La Batre, Alabama, and his momma cooked shrimp. And her momma before her cooked shrimp. And her momma before her momma cooked shrimp, too. Bubba family knew everything there was to know about the shrimpin' business. Bubba Blue: I know ever'thing there is to know about the shrimpin' business. Matter of fact, I'm goin' into the shrimpin' business for myself after I get out o' the Army. Forrest Gump: Okay. – Forrest Gump Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[The recruits are stripping down and reassembling their M-14 rifles; Forrest finishes well ahead of the others] Forrest Gump: Done, Drill Sergeant! Drill Sergeant: [off screen] GUMP! [Hurrying over] Why did you put that weapon together so quickly, Gump?! Forrest Gump: You told me to, Drill Sergeant. Drill Sergeant: [Looks at a stopwatch he is holding] Jesus H. Christ! This is a new company record. If it wouldn't be a waste of such a damn fine enlisted man, I'd recommend you for OCS, Private Gump! You are gonna be a general someday, Gump! Now, disassemble your weapon and continue! – Forrest Gump Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Lt. Dan Taylor: There are two standing rules in this outfit. One, take care of your feet. Two, don't go doing something stupid, like getting yourself killed! Forrest Gump: [to Bubba] I sure hope I don't let him down. – Forrest Gump Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Bubba Blue: I'm gonna lean up against you, you just lean right back against me. This way, we don't have to sleep with our heads in the mud. You know why we a good partnership, Forrest? 'Cause we be watchin' out for one another. Like brothers and stuff. Hey, Forrest, there's somethin' I've been thinkin' about. I got a very important question to ask you. How would you like to go into the shrimpin' business with me? Forrest Gump: Okay. Bubba Blue: Man, I tell you what, I got it all figured out, too. So many pounds of shrimp to pay off the boat, so many pounds for gas, we can just live right on the boat. We ain't got to pay no rent. I'll be the captain; we can just work it together. Split everything right down the middle. Man, I'm tellin' you, fifty-fifty. And, hey, Forrest, all the shrimp you can eat. Forrest Gump: That's a fine idea. Forrest Gump: [narrating] Bubba did have a fine idea. – Forrest Gump Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Dick Cavett: Here he is, Forrest Gump. Right here. Mr. Gump, have a seat. Forrest Gump, John Lennon. John Lennon: Welcome home. Cavett: You had quite a trip. Can you, uh, tell us, uh, what was China like? Forrest Gump: Well, in the land of China, people hardly got nothing at all. Lennon: No possessions? Gump: And in China they never go to church. Lennon: No religion, too? Cavett: Ah, it's hard to imagine. Lennon: Well, it's easy if you try, Dick. Gump: [narrating] Some time later, that nice young man from England was coming home to see his little boy, and he was signin' some autographs when, for no reason at all, somebody shot him. [John Lennon's picture fades into snow.] – Forrest Gump Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Forrest Gump: What's the matter, Momma? Mrs. Gump: I'm dyin', Forrest. Come on in, sit down over here. Forrest Gump: Why are you dyin', Momma? Mrs. Gump: It's my time. It's just my time. Oh, now, don't you be afraid, sweetheart. Death is just a part of life. It's something we're all destined to do. I didn't know it, but I was destined to be your momma. I did the best I could. Forrest Gump: You did good, Momma. Mrs. Gump: Well, I happened to believe you make your own destiny. You have to do the best with what God gave you. Forrest Gump: What's my destiny, Momma? Mrs. Gump: You're gonna have to figure that out for yourself. Life is a box of chocolates, Forrest. You never know what you're gonna get. Forrest Gump: [narrating] Momma always had a way of explaining things so I could understand them. Mrs. Gump: I will miss you, Forrest. Forrest Gump: [narrating] She had got the cancer and died on a Tuesday. I bought her a new hat with little flowers on it. And that's all I have to say about that. – Forrest Gump Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Squeeks squeezes beneath a glass compartment in a telephone pole] Boomer: A caterpillar under glass! Oh, boy! [as soon as Boomer begins tapping it, both birds are electrocuted] Boomer: Holy...! Dinky: ...smoke! [coughs] [Squeeks crawls out of the glass and and flashes whenever he crawls] Boomer: Hey! Hey! How's he do that, Dinky? How's he do that? – The Fox and the Hound Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
(discussing a cricket) Copper: There you are, Tod. Tod: Shh. I found one. (peering through grass) Copper: No way! Look at the size of that thing. Tod: Sure is ugly. Tod: Hey Cooper? Copper: What! Tod: Look rally car (laughs) He-ha-ha-ha-ha! Copper: It's a monster! – The Fox and the Hound 2 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Tod: (crying) Oh no driver dead! – The Fox and the Hound 2 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Tod: I can smell its evil breath from here. (sniffs) Copper: No, uh, that's me. I had socks for lunch. Tod: Ugh! Copper: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha? Oh no he will pee. – The Fox and the Hound 2 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Copper: Oh, Cash, I don't ever want to see Todd or Chief again. Cash: Well, of course, you don't. It's just us hound dudes from here on in. – The Fox and the Hound 2 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Cash is trying to apologize to Dixie after she quit] Cash: Oh, Dixie, you ain't mad over a little joshing are ya? I was only teasing you. You know how I feel about you. Dixie: Yeah, you have a lousy way of showing it! [slams the bus door] Cash: I am trying to kiss and make up here. Now, won't you please accept my apology? Dixie: Blow it out your ear! [slams the bus door again] Cash: Alright, you diva dog, but I'm in charge of this band, and ain't no one's indispensable! Dixie: You're in charge? [laughs] Which one of us is in the driver's seat? Cash: Now, listen, you-- ! [Dixie slams the bus door on Cash's nose and mouth] Now you've got me riled. – The Fox and the Hound 2 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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