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[Castor drives into Archer's neighborhood and glances at the various houses as he drives by]

Castor Troy:
Look at this place. I'm in hell! I may never do a hard on again.

[Eve is just coming down the front steps when Castor drives past the house. He recognizes her a moment too late and slams on the brakes]

Castor Troy:
Oh, yes. Here we go.

[He speedily backs the car up to the curb. As he gets out, he pulls down his sunglasses and smirks at Eve]

Dr. Eve Archer:
Well I suppose it was only a matter of time before you forgot where we lived.

Castor Troy:
Come on, give me a break. Every house on this block looks the same. [walks around Eve] The nice part of you....Eve. My one and only Eve.

Dr. Eve Archer:
So how was your vital assignment?

Castor Troy:
Which one was that?

Dr. Eve Archer:
[scoffs] How should I know, Sean? [beat]

Castor Troy:
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh, yes! The uh, the out-of-body experience, yes. That one.

Face/Off  Movie Quote

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[Castor finds Eve's diary in her desk drawer. He flips it open to a recent entry]

Castor Troy:
"Date night. Fizzled again. We haven't made love in two months." What a loser. [He ponders, but suddenly hears "Papa's Got a Brand New Bag" playing. Cut to Jamie in her bedroom chatting on the phone with her boyfriend in just her panties and t-shirt as the music plays on her stereo]

Jamie Archer:
I got your email, Karl. The poem you sent me was pretty kinky. [Castor slowly pushes the door open]

Castor Troy:
[inhales] The plot thickens... [Jamie looks up and glares at Castor]

Jamie Archer:
[on the phone] Hang on a second. [She attempts to slam the door in Castor's face. Castor steps forward and keeps it from closing] I'll have to call you back. [hangs up] You're not respecting my boundaries.

Castor Troy:
I'm coming in, Janie.

Jamie Archer:
Janie? [Castor glances at Jamie's bed pillow, with her name stitched on it]

Castor Troy:
I don't think you heard me, Jamie. You got something I crave. [Castor presses himself up against Jamie as he reaches around her to grab her cigarettes]

Jamie Archer:
Clarissa left those here.

Castor Troy:
Oh, well I won't tell mom if you don't. [He lights a cigarette]

Jamie Archer:
When did you start smoking?

Castor Troy:
You'll be seeing a lot of changes around here. [blows smoke rings in Jamie's face] Papa's got a brand new bag! OW! [Jamie laughs. Castor slowly walks out of the room singing along to the music]

Face/Off  Movie Quote

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[Castor walks into the FBI observation room as Wanda and Buzz watch Pollux eating a gourmet meal, singing opera, and waving his utensils like a conductor]

Buzz:
Sir, we just wanted you to know....

Wanda:
We're all really sorry about Tito.

Castor Troy:
[sips his coffee] Oh, hey, shit happens, you know. So is our star witness talking?

Buzz:
Yeah, about what kind of mustard he likes on his tongue sandwiches.

Wanda:
That bomb is out there. We're almost out of time.

Castor Troy:
[bites his lip] Hmmm.... [A door flies open and Lazarro comes into the room]

Victor Lazarro:
Archer! [Castor turns to Lazarro] You made a deal with Pollux Troy. That isn't like you.

Castor Troy:
Well, when all else fails, fresh tactics! [winks at Lazarro]

Victor Lazarro:
Fresh? Let me tell you my fresh tactic: from now on, everything to do with this case goes through me, you understood?

Castor Troy:
Hmmm.

Victor Lazarro:
Good! Thanks.

[Lazarro leaves the office. Castor switches off the interrogation room video camera. Pollux rises as Castor comes in, chuckling]

Castor Troy:
[turns off the recorder] You're supposed to be snitching and making me look good!

Pollux Troy:
Look good?

Castor Troy:
Mmm-hmm. [Castor sits down on the edge of the table]

Pollux Troy:
Seeing that face on you makes me afraid my tiramisu might come back up.

Castor Troy:
Well think about me. This nose. This hair. This ridiculous chin. [sighs] Brother, we're going straight.

Pollux Troy:
Ooh, my goodness. Did you exchange brains as well?

Castor Troy:
The first thing I need you to "confess" to is the location of the bomb.

Pollux Troy:
What about our $10 million?

Castor Troy:
What about "when I become an American hero for defusing the bomb?" What's that worth? Know that, thank you! Next question!

[The two laugh. Castor grins and wags a finger in Pollux's face]

Castor Troy:
You're not the only one in the family with the brains.

Pollux Troy:
No. Although now I am the only one with the looks.

Castor Troy:
Touché.

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[Castor-as-Archer has just returned to the office after being taken to the grave of Archer's son that he killed years ago]

Wanda:
You turned your beeper off.

Castor Troy:
Well, it's my son's birthday.

Wanda:
Well, here's some poetic justice, sir: Castor Troy is dead.

Buzz:
He got killed while trying to escape Erewhon. [Castor turns to them]

Castor Troy:
Where's his body? I wanna see his body.

Wanda:
It hasn't been recovered yet.

Castor Troy:
[explodes] "It hasn't been recovered yet"?! [beat] Get the LAPD on this!

Wanda:
Even if he is alive, Castor isn't stupid enough to come back to this city!

Castor Troy:
You-you must trust me. He's already here.

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[Archer as Castor and Dietrich with his gang discuss their plans and drink alcohol with some drugs]

Aldo:
So, once we kidnap supercop, then what? [beat]

Sean Archer:
Tiny... surgery. l'd like to take his- his face- off. [Makes a gesture like taking off his own face] Yes. Now, if you'll excuse me, l have to use the little boys wee-wee room.

Dietrich:
Cas. You wanna take his face--

Sean Archer:
Yes. His face - off! [Makes manipulations with his fingers at Dietrich's face] Eyes. Nose. Skin. lt's coming - off. [Pretends taking off his own face again]

Dietrich:
[Reflectively makes a similar gesture] The face... off. [Archer collapses on a bed in another room] No more drugs for that man.

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[Castor-as-Archer stops Jamie's boyfriend from attempting to rape her and his him pinned against his car]

Castor Troy:
OK, say you're sorry!

Karl:
I'm sorry!

Castor Troy:
I didn't hear it!

Karl:
I'm sorry!

Castor Troy:
Mean it!

Karl:
I'm so sorry!

[Castor throws Karl onto the pavement]

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[Castor has just rescued Jamie from an attempted rape]

Castor Troy:
Dress up like Halloween, and ghouls will try and get in your pants.

Jamie Archer:
Typical, Dad. Some guy tries to rape me and I'm to blame? [Castor hands Jamie a cigarette. She accepts and lights one]

Castor Troy:
[sits down in a chair] This isn't you. You haven't been the same since Mike died. Hiding behind someone else's face. Hoping you wouldn't feel the pain. While we're talking, do you have protection?

Jamie Archer:
Protection? You mean like a condom? [Castor pulls a butterfly knife from his pants pocket]

Castor Troy:
Protection. Next time, let Karl take his pants down, slip this in his thigh, twist it, so the wound won't close. Go on. Get out of here. [Jamie leaves; Castor reclines in his chair] I am the king.

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[Castor sits down in his office to sulk. Seconds later, Lazarro comes in]

Victor Lazarro:
Sean? Look, we're friends. So I'm going to tell you face-to-face. I don't give a damn if you are TIME's Man of the Year. After last night's bloodbath, I am terminating your war on terrorists. [Castor's eyes flash with rage]

Castor Troy:
Is that because I'm getting all the kudos, and you're not?

Victor Lazarro:
Yes, well. I don't know where you're getting your intelligence. It's not from a field agent. Obviously you know too much. Washington's starting to worry. Justice wants a hearing. They're concerned about the constitutionality of your gestapo tactics and frankly, so am I! [He clutches his chest, feeling palpitations. Castor takes notice of this]

Castor Troy:
OK, Victor, I'll, uh, give the taxpayers a break. [puts his hand on Lazarro's shoulder] But I've got something I'd like to confess. I don't think you're going to like it. [puts his mouth on Lazarro's ear] I am Castor Troy... [He throws Lazarro to the floor and punches him in the chest hard enough to stop his heart completely. Castor collects himself and picks up his desk phone]

Castor Troy:
Timmy? Kim?

Kim:
Yes?

Castor Troy:
Call paramedics. Victor Lazarro's had a heart attack.

Kim:
I'll come right away.

Castor Troy:
Thank you.

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[Castor-as-Archer, and Archer-as-Castor, are in a Mexican standoff in the church]

Sean Archer:
This is between us. Leave them out of it.

Castor Troy:
No. You should have left them out of it. Your son was an accident. I wanted to kill you. But, you took it so personally. Why couldn't you just kill yourself or let it go?

Sean Archer:
No father could.

Castor Troy:
No brother could either.

Sasha Hassler:
[coming in] Neither could a sister. Hey baby. [give a spare gun to Archer as Castor]

Castor Troy:
[annoyed] Sasha, what the fuck are you doing here?

Sasha Hassler:
Gee, Archer, I'm crashing the party. You okay, baby?

Sean Archer:
Yea. I'm fine. Thanks.

Castor Troy:
Sasha... baby, I'm Castor. That's Archer.

Sasha Hassler:
[disbelieving Castor when he tells her his real identity and still believes him as the real Archer] And I'm bored. Put the fucking gun down.

Henchman #2:
(coming behind Sasha) Why don't you put your guns down?

Face/Off  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Jamie points a gun at Castor-as-Archer and Archer-as-Castor]

Castor Troy:
Ah, good girl, Jamie! Shoot him!

Sean Archer:
Honey, don't listen to him, honey! He's not your father! Hear my voice! I'm your father!

Castor Troy:
Use your eyes, Jamie! Shoot him!

Sean Archer:
Don't shoot, don't shoot! Just, just...

Castor Troy:
This scumbag... this scumbag shot your brother, Jamie! Kill him!

[Jamie shoots Archer in the shoulder]

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Marcia Jeffries:
You always drink like that?

Lonesome Rhodes:
Not always. Back in Riddle they was pretty strict. Didn't allow us to touch hard liquor till we was 10 or 11.

Marcia Jeffries:
Now is there really a town called Riddle?

Lonesome Rhodes:
Well, tell you the flat truth, it's just a sort of a whatchacallit, a...

Marcia Jeffries:
...Composite?

Lonesome Rhodes:
Compost heap's more like it.

A Face in the Crowd  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Lonesome Rhodes:
This whole country's just like my flock of sheep!

Marcia Jeffries:
Sheep?

Lonesome Rhodes:
Rednecks, crackers, hillbillies, hausfraus, shut-ins, pea-pickers - everybody that's got to jump when somebody else blows the whistle. They don't know it yet, but they're all gonna be 'Fighters for Fuller'. They're mine! I own 'em! They think like I do. Only they're even more stupid than I am, so I gotta think for 'em. Marcia, you just wait and see. I'm gonna be the power behind the president - and you'll be the power behind me!

A Face in the Crowd  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

First Mrs. Rhodes:
Larry... he thinks he has to take a bite out of every broad he comes across. Then he calls them a tramp, drops them, and there's all sort of psycho something-or-other, you know. I caught him red-handed with my best girlfriend. He broke my jaw.

Marcia Jeffries:
It seems to be working quite effectively now.

A Face in the Crowd  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Actor on Rhodes' show:
[about Senator Fuller] You really sell that stiff as a man among men?

Lonesome Rhodes:
[thinking his microphone is off] Those morons out there? Shucks, I could take chicken fertilizer and sell it to them as caviar. I could make them eat dog food and think it was steak. Sure, I got 'em like this... You know what the public's like? A cage of Guinea Pigs. Good Night you stupid idiots. Good Night, you miserable slobs. They're a lot of trained seals. I toss them a dead fish and they'll flap their flippers.

A Face in the Crowd  Movie Quote

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Lonesome Rhodes:
Listen, I'm not through yet. You know what's gonna to happen to me?

Mel Miller:
Suppose I tell you exactly what's gonna happen to you. You're gonna be back in television. Only it won't be quite the same as it was before. There'll be a reasonable cooling-off period and then somebody will say: "Why don't we try him again in a inexpensive format. People's memories aren't too long." And you know, in a way, he'll be right. Some of the people will forget, and some of them won't. Oh, you'll have a show. Maybe not the best hour or, you know, top 10. Maybe not even in the top 35. But you'll have a show. It just won't be quite the same as it was before. Then a couple of new fellas will come along. And pretty soon, a lot of your fans will be flocking around them. And then one day, somebody'll ask: "Whatever happened to, a, whatshisname? You know, the one who was so big. The number-one fella a couple of years ago. He was famous. How can we forget a name like that? Oh by the way, have you seen, a, Barry Mills? I think he's the greatest thing since Will Rogers."

A Face in the Crowd  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

The Captain:
What does Montag do with his day off duty?

Guy Montag:
Not very much, sir. Mow the lawn.

The Captain:
And what if the law forbids that?

Guy Montag:
Just watch it grow, sir.

Fahrenheit 451  Movie Quote

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Guy Montag:
Hasn't this uncle of yours ever warned you never to speak to strangers?

Clarisse:
No. He did say once if anyone asked how old I was to say I was 20 and light in the head. They always go together.

Guy Montag:
Light in the head?

Clarisse:
Mm-hmm. Loopy. Crazy. Anyway, you don't frighten me.

Montag:
Why should I?

Clarisse:
No reason really. The uniform, I suppose.

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Clarisse:
Is it true that a long time ago, firemen used to put out fires and not burn books?

Guy Montag:
Really, your uncle is right, you are light in the head. Put fires out? Who told you that?

Clarisse:
Oh, I don't know. Someone. But is it true did it?

Montag:
Oh, what a strange idea. Houses have always been fireproof.

Clarisse:
Ours isn't

Guy Montag:
Well, then, it should be condemned one of these days. It has to be destroyed, and you will have to move to a house that is fireproof.

Fahrenheit 451  Movie Quote

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Clarisse:
You don't like the books then?

Guy Montag:
Do you like the rain?

Clarisse:
Yes, I adore it.

Fahrenheit 451  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Linda Montag:
Did you see that? Cousin Claudette's got a bouffant tonight.

Guy Montag:
Who?

Linda Montag:
Cousin Claudette.

Guy Montag:
Who is Cousin Claudette?

Linda Montag:
The cousin announcer, the one you don't like.

Guy Montag:
I don't like any of them.

Fahrenheit 451  Movie Quote

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Guy Montag:
Well then it wasn't the analyst. It was the staff that wanted to get rid of you because you are different. Look at that fellow over there.

Clarisse:
What's he doing?

Guy Montag:
That's the information box. He can't make up his mind.

Clarisse:
What's he want to find out?

Guy Montag:
He doesn't want to find out anything. He knows someone who has books. So he got hold of the person's picture and number, and is going to drop it into that box.

Clarisse:
But he's an informer!

Guy Montag:
No, he's an informant. Look at him. Like someone circling around a woman.

Clarisse:
He's putting something in his mouth.

Guy Montag:
It's a stimulant to work up his nerve.

Fahrenheit 451  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Clarisse:
Why?

Guy Montag:
What?

Clarisse:
How did it come about? What made it begin? What made you want to do – How could someone like you be doing this kind of work? I know everyone says that, but you! You're not like them. When I say something to you, you look at me. Why did you choose this job? For you it doesn't seem to make any sense.

Fahrenheit 451  Movie Quote

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Nick:
We're the same, you and me. We're the same. Don't you see?

Bill Foster:
We are not the same. I'm an American. You're a sick asshole.

Nick:
Just what kind of vigilante are you?

Bill Foster:
I am not a vigilante. I am just trying to get home to my little girl's birthday party, and if you all just stay out of my way, nobody will get hurt.

Nick:
Fuck you! Who the fuck are you? Are you fucking with me?

Bill Foster:
I am just disagreeing with you! In America, we have the freedom of speech, the right to disagree!

Nick:
Fuck you and your freedom!

Falling Down  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Bill Foster:
What kind of doctor lives here?

Man:
Plastic surgeon.

Bill Foster:
Plastic surgery bought this? Guess I'm in the wrong racket. Are there correspondence courses in plastic surgery?

Falling Down  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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