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[As the first wave of Chitauri streams through the portal]

Rogers:
Stark, are you seeing this?

Tony:
Seeing. Still workin' on believing.

The Avengers  Movie Quote

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[Hawkeye and Black Widow are fighting the first wave of Chitauri in New York]

Black Widow:
Just like Budapest all over again!

Hawkeye:
You and I remember Budapest very differently!

The Avengers  Movie Quote

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Captain America:
What's the story upstairs?

Thor:
The powers surrounding the cube is impenetrable.

Iron Man:
Thor's right, we gotta deal with these guys.

Black Widow:
How do we do this?

Captain America:
As a team.

Thor:
I have unfinished business with Loki.

Hawkeye:
Yeah? Get in line.

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Banner:
[Arriving in New York on a motorcycle] So. This all seems…horrible.

Black Widow:
I've seen worse.

Banner:
Sorry.

Black Widow:
No, we could use a little worse.

Captain America:
Stark? We got him.

Iron Man:
Banner?

Captain America:
Just like you said.

Iron Man:
Then tell him to suit up. I'm bringin' the party to you.

[Iron Man flies into view, chased by a Leviathan]

Black Widow:
I—I don't see how that's a party.

[Iron Man drops low to the ground, forcing the Leviathan to crash onto the streets; Banner begins walking towards it]

Captain America:
Dr. Banner! Now might be a really good time for you to get angry.

Banner:
That's my secret, Captain. I'm always angry. [Morphs into the Hulk and punches the Leviathan]

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World Security Council #2:
Director Fury, the council has made a decision.

Fury:
I recognize the council has made a decision, but given that it is a stupid-ass decision, I've elected to ignore it.

World Security Council #1:
Director, you're closer than any of our subs, you scramble that jet…

Fury:
That is the island of Manhattan, Councilman. Until I'm certain my team can't hold it, I’ll not order a nuclear strike against a civilian population.

World Security Council #1:
If we don't hold them in the air, we lose everything.

Fury:
I send that bird out, we already have.

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Loki:
ENOUGH! You are, all of you, beneath me! I am a GOD, you dull creature, and I will not be bullied by–

[Hulk grabs Loki and slams him into the floor five times like a rag doll, then leaves him lying face-up in the resulting crater]

Hulk:
PUNY GOD. [Stomps off, leaving Loki groaning in pain]

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Loki:
[Groaning in defeat as he sees the assembled Avengers] If it's all the same to you…I'll have that drink now.

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Malick:
Where are the Avengers?

Fury:
I'm not currently tracking their whereabouts. I'd say they've earned a leave of absence.

World Security Council:
And the Tesseract?

Fury:
The Tessaract is where it belongs. Out of our reach.

Malick:
That's not your call, Director.

Fury:
I didn't make it. I just didn't argue with the god that did.

Malick:
So you've let him take it, and the war criminal Loki, who should be answering for his crimes?

Fury:
Oh, I think he will be.

World Security Council:
I don't think you understand what you've started, letting the Avengers loose on this world. They're dangerous.

Fury:
They sure are. And the world knows it. Every world knows it.

Malick:
Was that the point of all this? A statement?

Fury:
A promise.

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[First lines of the film]

Iron Man:
[After bouncing off a force field] Shit!

Captain America:
Language!

[After everyone else has reported from the battlefield]

Iron Man:
Wait a second. No one else is gonna deal with the fact that Cap just said "Language"?

Captain America:
I know! [Pauses to hurl his bike through the front of a jeep] Just slipped out.

[Later, during another part of the battle]

Thor:
Find the scepter. [Flies off]

Iron Man:
And for gosh sake, watch your language.

Captain America:
[To himself] That's not going away any time soon.

Avengers: Age of Ultron  Movie Quote

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[At the party, a World War II veteran pesters Thor for some of his Asgardian mead]

Veteran 1:
I gotta have me some of that!

Thor:
Oho, no-no-no. See this, this was aged for a thousand years in barrels made from the wreck of Gronhill's fleet. It is not meant for mortal men.

Veteran 2:
Neither was Omaha Beach, blondie. Stop trying to scare us. Come on.

Thor:
All right. [Pours a shot of mead]

[Cut to the veteran being carried out of the apartment, impressively drunk]

Veteran 2:
[Slurring] Excelsior...

Avengers: Age of Ultron  Movie Quote

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[The Avengers, their party over, continue to hang around, more loosely inhibited]

Clint:
[Discussing Mjolnir] It's a trick!

Thor:
Oh, no, it is more than that.

Clint:
Oh, "whosoever, be he worthy, shall haveth the power," WHATEVER, MAN! It's a trick!

Thor:
Well, please, be my guest.

Clint:
Really?

Thor:
Yeah.

[Clint gets up to try to lift Mjolnir]

Rhodes:
Oh, this is going to be beautiful.

Tony:
Clint, you've had a tough week. We won't hold it against you if you can't get it up.

Clint:
[To Thor] You know I've seen this before, right? [Tries to lift Mjolnir and can't; laughs] I still don't know how you do it!

Tony:
Smell the silent judgment?

Clint:
Please, Stark, by all means.

Hill:
Okay.

Rhodes:
Uh oh.

Tony:
I'm never one to shrink from an honest challenge. It's physics. Right, so, if I lift it, I then rule Asgard?

Thor:
Yes, of course.

Tony:
I will be reinstituting Prime Nocta. [Tries to lift Mjolnir and is unable to] I'll be right back

[Cuts to Tony trying to lift Mjolnir again with his Iron Man hand. It then cuts to Tony and Rhodes both trying to lift it with their respective armor gauntlets]

Rhodes:
Are you even pulling?

Stark:
Are you on my team?

Rhodes:
Just represent! PULL!

Avengers: Age of Ultron  Movie Quote

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Tony:
All deference to the Man Who Wouldn't be King, but it's rigged.

Clint:
You bet your ass!

Hill:
Steve, he said a bad language word.

Rogers:
[Thoroughly exasperated] Did you tell everyone about that?!

Avengers: Age of Ultron  Movie Quote

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[After the other Avengers have tried and failed to lift Mjölnir]

Tony:
The handle is imprinted, right? Like a security code. "Whoever is carrying Thor's fingerprints," I think, is the literal translation.

Thor:
Yes, well, that's a very interesting theory. However, I have a simpler one. [Easily lifts the hammer and flips it with one hand] You're all not worthy.

Ultron:
[Slowly] Worthy.

Ultron:
No, how could you be worthy? You're all killers.

Rogers:
Stark…

Tony:
JARVIS…

Ultron:
Sorry, I was asleep… Or… I was a dream.

Tony:
[Tapping his phone] Reboot Legionnaire OS, we got a buggy suit.

Ultron:
There was a terrible noise… And I was tangled in… in… strings… I had to kill the other guy. He was a good guy.

Rogers:
You killed someone?

Ultron:
Wouldn't have been my first call. But, down in the real world we're faced with ugly choices.

Thor:
Who sent you?

Ultron:
[Replaying Tony's voice] "I see a suit of armor around the world."

Banner:
Ultron!

Ultron:
In the flesh. Or, no, not yet. Not this…chrysalis. But I'm ready. I'm on mission.

Natasha:
What mission?

Ultron:
Peace in our time.

Avengers: Age of Ultron  Movie Quote

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Banner:
Tony, maybe this might not be the time...

Tony:
Really? That's it? You just roll over, show your belly, every time somebody snarls?

Banner:
Only when I've created a murder-bot!

Tony:
We didn't, we weren't even close! Were we close to an interface? [Bruce shrugs]

Rogers:
Well, you did something right, and you did it right here. The Avengers were supposed to be different from S.H.I.E.L.D.

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Tony:
Anybody remember when I carried a nuke through a wormhole?

Rhodey:
[Sarcastically] Nope. Never come up.

Tony:
Saved New York?

Rhodey:
Never heard that.

Tony:
Recall that? A hostile alien army came charging in through a hole in space…we're standing 300 feet below it. We're the Avengers. We can bust arms dealers all the live-long day, but…that up there? That's the endgame. How were you guys planning on beating that?

Rogers:
Together.

Tony:
We'll lose.

Rogers:
Then we'll do that together, too.

Avengers: Age of Ultron  Movie Quote

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[Ultron reveals the army of drones he is constructing]

Ultron:
We'll move out right away. This is a start, but there's something we need to begin the real work.

Wanda:
All of these are...

Ultron:
Me. I have what the Avengers never will: harmony. They're discordant, disconnected. Stark's already got them turning on each other. And when you get inside the rest of their heads...

Pietro:
[Unimpressed] Everyone's plan is not to kill them.

Ultron:
And make them martyrs? You need patience. Need to see the big picture.

Pietro:
I don't see the big picture. I have a little picture. I take it out and look at it, every day.

Ultron:
You lost your parents in the bombings. I've seen the records.

Pietro:
The records are not the picture.

Wanda:
Pietro...

Ultron:
No, please.

Pietro:
We were ten years old. Having dinner, the four of us. When the first shell hits, two floors below, it makes a hole in the floor. It's big. Our parents go in - and the whole building starts coming apart. I grab her, roll under the bed, and the second shell hits. But it doesn't go off. It just… sits there in the rubble. Three feet from our faces. And on the side of the shell is painted one word.

Wanda:
"Stark".

Pietro:
We were trapped two days.

Wanda:
Every effort to save us, every shift in the bricks, I think, "This will set it off." We wait for two days for Tony Stark to kill us.

Pietro:
I know what they are.

Ultron:
I wondered why only you two survived Strucker's experiments. Now I don't. We will make it right. [To Pietro] You and I can hurt them. [To Wanda] But you… will tear them apart. From the inside.

Avengers: Age of Ultron  Movie Quote

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Tony:
[After hearing Ultron refer to him as a sickness] Aw, junior. You're gonna break your old man's heart.

Ultron:
If I have to.

Thor:
Nobody has to break anything.

Ultron:
Clearly, you've never made an omelette.

Tony:
He beat me by one second.

Avengers: Age of Ultron  Movie Quote

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[Clint brings the team to his house off the grid and introduces his family]

Tony:
She's clearly an agent of some kind.

Clint:
Gentlemen, this is Laura.

Laura:
I already know all of your names.

[two children, a boy and a girl, book into the room]

Tony:
[Caught off guard] And these are…smaller agents.

Clint:
[Speaking to Lila] Look at your face! Oh, my goodness!

Laura:
Did you bring Auntie Nat?

Natasha:
Why don't ya hug her and find out? [Lila rushes to her arms]

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Natasha:
How's little Natasha?

Laura:
She's…Nathaniel. [Smiles apologetically]

[Natasha leans down and glares at Laura's baby bump]

Natasha:
Traitor.

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Laura:
I'm sorry. Mr. Stark, Clint said you wouldn't mind but it seems our tractor doesn't want to start at all. Thought maybe you might.

Tony:
Yeah. I'll give her a kick.

[Tony walks into the barn and approaches the tractor, a John Deere]

Tony:
Hello, Deere. Tell me everything. What ails you?

Fury:
[Stepping out of the shadows] Do me a favor. Try not to bring it to life.

Avengers: Age of Ultron  Movie Quote

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[U-Gin Genetic Research Lab, Seoul, South Korea – as Dr. Helen Cho enters her lab she sees Ultron]

Ultron:
Scream, and your entire staff dies. I could’ve killed you, Helen, the night we met. I didn’t.

Cho:
Do you expect a thank you note?

Ultron:
I expect you to know why.

Cho:
The cradle.

[Cho hears her own recorded voice]

Cho:
"This is the next thing, Tony."

Ultron:
This... is the next me.

Cho:
The regeneration cradle prints tissue, it can’t build a living body.

Ultron:
It can, you can. You lacked the materials. You’re a brilliant woman, Helen. But we all have room to improve.

[Ultron uses the scepter to manipulate Cho]

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[The Maximoff twins have just discovered Ultron's plan to bring about humanity's extinction; Wanda read Ultron's mind and had a vision of a meteor striking Earth]

Wanda:
[Horrified] How could you?

Ultron:
How could I what?

Wanda:
You said we would destroy the Avengers. Build a better world.

Ultron:
It will be better.

Wanda:
When everyone is dead?

Ultron:
[Angry] That is not–! [calms himself] The human race will have every opportunity to improve.

Pietro:
And if they don't?

Ultron:
Ask Noah.

Wanda:
You are a madman.

Ultron:
There were more than a dozen extinction-level events before even the dinosaurs got theirs. When the Earth starts to settle, God throws a stone at it. And believe me, He's winding up. We have to evolve. There is no room for the weak.

Pietro:
And who decides who's weak?

Ultron:
Life. Life always decides.

Avengers: Age of Ultron  Movie Quote

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Tony:
No way we all get through this. If even one tin soldier is left standing, we've lost. There's going to be blood on the floor.

Rogers:
I got no plans tomorrow night.

Avengers: Age of Ultron  Movie Quote

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Tony:
I get first crack at the big guy. I'm the one he's waiting for.

Vision:
[Walking past] That's true. He hates you the most.

Avengers: Age of Ultron  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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