Kat:
Argh! What is it: Asshole day? [As Joey walks away after blocking Kat's car in] Do you mind?
Joey:
[smirking as he walks past] Not at all!
[Kat rams her car into the side of Joey's sports car]
Joey:
You bitch!
Kat:
Whoops!
[Later]
Dr. Stratford:
Whoops? My insurance does not cover PMS!
Kat:
Well, then tell them I had a seizure!
Dr. Stratford:
[sighs] Is this about Sarah Lawrence? Are you punishing me because I want you to stay close to home?
Kat:
Aren't you punishing me because Mom left?
Dr. Stratford:
Do you think you could leave her out of it?
Kat:
Fine! Then stop making my decisions for me!
Dr. Stratford:
I'm your father. That's my right.
Kat:
So what I want doesn't matter?
Dr. Stratford:
You're 18! You don't know what you want! And you won't know what you want until you're 45, and even if you get it you'll be too old to use it!
Kat:
I want to go to an East Coast School! I want you to trust me to make my own choices and I want you stop trying to control my life just because you can't control yours!
Dr. Stratford:
Yeah? Well I want...[pager goes off] Damn! We'll talk about Sarah Lawrence later!
Kat:
Can't wait!
Bianca:
[runs down the stairs with the phone in her hand] Did you just maim Joey's car?
Kat:
Yeah! Looks like you're gonna have to take the bus!