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Narrator: Let me tell you a little bit about Tyler Durden. Tyler was a night person. While the rest of us were sleeping, he worked. He had one part time job as a projectionist. See, a movie doesn't come all on one big reel. It comes on a few. So someone has to be there to switch the projectors at the exact moment that one reel ends and the next one begins. If you look for it, you can see these little dots come into the upper right-hand corner of the screen. [In the background, Tyler points to the corner of the screen as one such mark briefly appears.] Tyler Durden: In the industry, we call them cigarette burns. Narrator: That's the cue for a changeover. He flips the projectors, the movie keeps right on going, and nobody in the audience has any idea. Tyler Durden: And why would anyone want this shit job? Narrator: Because it affords him other interesting opportunities. Tyler Durden: Like splicing single frames of pornography into family films. Narrator: So when the snooty cat and the courageous dog with the celebrity voices meet for the first time in reel three, that's when you'll catch a flash of Tyler's contribution to the film. [As the audience is watching the film, pornography flashes for a split second] Narrator: Nobody knows that they saw it, but they did. Tyler Durden: A nice, big cock. [Several audience members look rattled, a little girl cries] Narrator: Even a hummingbird couldn't catch Tyler at work. – Fight Club Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Narrator: When you buy furniture, you tell yourself, that’s it. That’s the last sofa I’ll need. Whatever else happens, got that sofa problem handled. I had it all. I had a stereo that was very decent. A wardrobe that was getting very respectable. I was close to being complete. Tyler: Shit man, now it’s all gone. Narrator: All… gone. Tyler: All gone. Do you know what a duvet is? Narrator: A comforter. Tyler: It’s a blanket. Just a blanket. Why do guys like you and I know what a duvet is? Is this essential to our survival in the hunter-gatherer sense of the word? No. What are we, then? Narrator: I don’t know. Consumers. Tyler Durden: Right. We're consumers. We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty, these things don't concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra. Narrator: Martha Stewart. Tyler Durden: Fuck Martha Stewart. Martha's polishing the brass on the Titanic. It's all going down, man. So fuck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may. But that's me, and I could be wrong. Maybe it’s a terrible tragedy. – Fight Club Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Tyler and Narrator stop outside a convenience store at night. Tyler takes out a gun and walks into the store to do their homework assignment of a "human sacrifice", while Narrator protests. Tyler forces the clerk out the back exit at gun point.] Voice-over: On a long enough timeline the survival rate for everybody drops to zero. Narrator: Stop! What are we doing? Come on! God! Tyler Durden: Hands behind your back. Give me your wallet. [The clerk, now kneeling, hands him his wallet.] Tyler Durden: Raymond K. Hessel. 1320 South East spanning apartment A. Small cramped basement apartment, Raymond? Raymond K. Hessel: How did you know? Tyler Durden: 'Cause they give shitty basement apartments letters instead of numbers. Raymond, you are going to die. [Raymond begins to cry. Tyler examines content of the wallet.] Tyler Durden: Is that your mom and dad? Mom and Dad are going to have to call up kindly Doctor So-and-so. Pick up your dental records. Wanna know why? Because there's gonna be nothing left of your face. Narrator: Oh come on, come on. Tyler Durden: An expired community college student ID. What did you study, Raymond? Raymond K. Hessel: S-stuff. Tyler Durden: Stuff? Were the mid-terms hard? I asked you what you studied! Raymond K. Hessel: Biology mostly. Tyler Durden: Why? Raymond K. Hessel: I don't know. Tyler Durden: What did you wanna be, Raymond K. Hessel? The question, Raymond! Was "What did you want to be"?! Narrator: Answer him, Raymond! Jesus! Raymond K. Hessel: Veterinarian, veterinarian. Tyler Durden: Animals. Raymond K. Hessel: Yeah animals and stuff. Tyler Durden: And stuff, yeah I got that. That means you have to get more schooling. Raymond K. Hessel: Too much school. Tyler Durden: Would you rather be dead? Would you rather die? Here, on your knees in the back of a convenience store? Raymond K. Hessel: No, please no! [Tyler takes his gun down, takes out Raymond's driver's license throwing the wallet in front of Raymond.] Tyler Durden: I'm keeping your license. I'm gonna check in on you. I know where you live. If you're not on your way to becoming a veterinarian in six weeks, you will be dead. Now run on home. [Raymond gets up and runs into the night.] Tyler Durden: Run Forrest, run! Narrator: I feel ill. Tyler Durden: Imagine how he feels. Narrator: Come on, this isn't funny! That wasn't funny. What the fuck was the point of that?! Tyler Durden: Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. Voice-over: You had to give it to him. He had a plan. And it started to make sense in a Tyler sort of way. No fear, no distractions. The ability to let that which does not matter truly slide. [Tyler throws gun to Narrator who opens the cylinder to find no bullets inside.] – Fight Club Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Narrator: I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all those French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke. Tyler Durden: Where'd you go psycho boy? Narrator: I felt like destroying something beautiful. – Fight Club Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Narrator: I know it seems like I have more than one side sometimes... Marla Singer: More than one side? You're Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Jackass! – Fight Club Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Kimberly Corman: So, what am I supposed to do? Clear! Clear Rivers: Watch out for the signs. Kimberly Corman: What? Clear Rivers: [Turns to Kimberly.] Have you ever seen anything creepy or ominous?, An in-your-face irony kind of thing? Kimberly Corman: The songs on the radio... Yeah, the guy in the beer truck, everything on the road? Clear Rivers: Well, don't ignore it. Recognizing those signs usually means the difference between life and death. 35m22s – Final Destination 2 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Clear Rivers: Look, we drove a long way to get here, so if you happen to know how to stop Death, it would be really great if you told us. William Bludworth: You can't cheat Death. There are no escapes. Clear Rivers: Bullshit! You told me Death has a distinct design. But Alex and I cheated Death, not once but dozens of times. The design is flawed, it can be beaten. William Bludworth: Such fire in you now. People are always most alive just before they die. Don't you think? 46m34s – Final Destination 2 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Clear Rivers: When we got off Flight 180, it didn't just change our lives. It affected everyone and everything we've come into contact with since. Being alive after we were supposed to die, it caused an outward ripple. A rift in Death's design. Eugene Dix: So, if you had never gotten off the plane, we wouldn't be alive in the first place. Clear Rivers: Yes, that's why Death is working backwards! It's tying up all the loose ends. Sealing the rift once and for all. 1h06m09s – Final Destination 2 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Samantha walks to the exit of the beauty salon.] Samantha: All right, boys, come on. [Her children do not respond as she turns to them.] Samantha: Let's go! Get in the car! [The boys obey.] Samantha: I've got my eye on you two. [As Samantha leaves, the lawnmower's rotor propels one of the shingles that her sons have thrown before. The shingle enters her head through the right eye, splattering it on her two sons. As her dead body collapses on the floor, the witnesses begin to scream.] – The Final Destination Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
(dinner's put in Sam's vacant place and everyone looks at it) Karen: He'll be hungry, when he gets back, he'll want something to eat. Jacob: Here we go again. Sally: Jacob, no. Jacob: Let me tell you something, sweetheart, it's been more than five days since your boyfriend ran out on us. And if he's still breathing, which I doubt, it won't be the pasta he's interested in. Sally: Jacob! Jacob: It'll be your fucking neck! Karen: Jacob don't say that! Jacob: Well, we all know it's true! And the sooner she faces it, the better. There are no survivors. It's just us in here, and them out there. (banging on door) Boy: Let me in! Please let me in! – 28 Weeks Later Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[After Lucy beat up Ula with a bat] Ula: Oh, you crazy bitch! Lucy: Yeah, KEEP RUNNING! – 50 First Dates Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Kyle: [about Rachael] Has she been sucking on your dick, giving you blow jobs? Adam: No, she doesn’t like to. Kyle: No fucking shit she doesn’t like to! Who likes putting dicks in their mouths? That’s why they call them jobs! – 50/50 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Adam is receiving his first session of chemotherapy. One of the other patients offers him a tin] Alan: Want a macaroon? Adam: Oh, thanks. I’m alright. Alan: [leans forward and whispers] There’s weed in ‘em. Adam: Oh, yeah, thank you, but I - I don’t do weed. Alan: C’mon, man. Just get high with us! Adam: Okay. Thanks. [He takes a macaroon and eats it] Mitch: How old are you? Adam: Twenty-seven. Alan: That’s just the worst. A perfectly good youth wasted. Mitch: Alan, stop it. Don’t listen to him, he's just messing with you. Alan: Listen to me, this cancer is bullshit. First your hair’s going to fall out, then your balls’ll shrink. And if that isn’t enough, your dick becomes a constant source of disappointment. [Alan and Mitch laugh] Adam: I got to tell you, I was really nervous about this whole cancer thing, and then I met you guys, and boy do I feel better. – 50/50 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mitch: So you want to drive, right now? Alan: Yeah. Mitch: You sure that's what you want to do? Mitch: That's your make-a-wish? To drive? – 50/50 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Alan: I’m Alan Lombardo: stage 3 lymphoma. Pleased to meet you. Mitch: Mitch Barnett, metastatic prostate cancer. Adam: Oh, I’m Adam Lerner, schwannoma neurofibrosarcoma. Alan: Whoa, what the fuck is that? Mitch: Tough break. The more syllables, the worse it is. – 50/50 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Adam: [after shaving his head] Why didn't we go to a barber? Kyle: That would have been a good idea -- if we had paid someone to do it. Adam: Instead of using your balls trimmer- Kyle: And I never wash them, ever. And it’s not my balls, it’s my asshole....I’m joking... Adam: You're not joking. Kyle: Not at all. – 50/50 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Rachael: Adam - you have no idea how hard it’s been! I don’t know how to do this, and it’s been so stressful, and you’ve been so sick, and shit, you’re the one who told me Kyle keeps using your cancer to get girls! Why should I be the bad guy? Kyle: Because you're his girlfriend, you cheated on him, and he has fucking cancer, you lunatic! – 50/50 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Adam: Okay... My mom is... I don't know. She's a crazy person. She just worries all day every day. And honestly, it annoys the shit out of me. It's way too much. And it's not helpful, and um, I can’t talk to her. I don't call her back. It's a problem. Katherine: So she's got this husband who can't talk to her, and this son who won't? Adam: Uh, yeah, I guess. Katherine: Makes you kind of a dick. Adam: Me? [laughs, obviously surprised by her directness] Is that, like, the medical term? Katherine: Yeah, I mean, listen... You can't change who your parents are. The only thing you can change is how you choose to deal with that. Adam: Aren’t you supposed to, like, subtly manipulate me into figuring this stuff out? Not just call me on my shit? Katherine: Yeah, you cleaned my car. So, uh, we are completely beyond that. – 50/50 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Adam: I want this to be over. I’m so fucking tired of being sick...if this surgery doesn’t work, that’s it -- [crying] I’ve never been to fucking Canada or told a girl I love her...it sounds stupid. Katherine: No. It doesn’t. Adam: I’m sorry I was such an asshole. Katherine: I was the asshole. I was so totally unprepared - for you. This job is really hard. If I fuck up, I could ruin someone’s whole life. Adam: I guess we’re both beginners at this. Katherine: [smiles] Yeah. Adam: What were you doing when I called? Were you on Facebook? Katherine: You know... umm... stalking my ex-boyfriend actually isn't the only thing I do in my free time. Adam: I wish you were my girlfriend. Katherine: Girlfriends can be nice. You just had a bad one. Adam: Yeah, but I bet you’d be a good one. – 50/50 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Daxos: I see I was wrong to expect Sparta's commitment to at least match our own. Leonidas: Doesn't it? [points to Arcadian soldier behind Daxos] You there, what is your profession? Potter: I am a potter... sir. Leonidas: [points to another soldier] And you, Arcadian, what is your profession? Sculptor: Sculptor, sir. Leonidas: Sculptor. [turns to a third soldier] You? Blacksmith: Blacksmith. Leonidas: [turns back shouting] Spartans! What is your profession? Spartans: Haroo! Haroo! Haroo! Leonidas: [turning to Daxos] You see, old friend? I brought more soldiers than you did. – 300 Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Tom: I liked this girl.. man I loved her. What did she do? She took a giant shit on my face. Literally. Alison: Literally? Tom: ...not literally. That's disgusting. Jesus, what's the matter with you? – 500 Days of Summer Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Tom: Paul, seriously... Paul: Did you bang her? Tom: No! Paul: Hum job? Tom: No! Paul: Hand job? Tom: No, Paul, no jobs. I'm still unemployed. We just kissed. Paul: Level with me, man. As your best friend, who put up with you whining about this girl for weeks on end...you were essentially stalking her! Tom: Paul! Summer: [walks in] Oh, hi. Paul: Hi. Tom: Summer, Paul. Paul, Summer. Paul: Well I gotta go... Tom: Yeah, man... Paul: Just pretend I was never here... [Paul leaves, then quickly ducks back in] Oh Tom, T-Tom! If any jobs come up... Tom: Thanks Paul! See ya! [once Paul's gone] He's...an old friend... if you heard anything... Summer: Heard what? Tom: Nothing, you wanna go? Summer: Yeah, I'm stalking. I mean, I'm starving. [walks away smiling] – 500 Days of Summer Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Summer: We've been like Sid and Nancy for months now... Tom: Summer, Sid stabbed Nancy... Seven times with a kitchen knife. I mean, we've had some disagreements but I hardly think I'm Sid Vicious. Summer: No, I'm Sid! Tom: Oh, so I'm Nancy? – 500 Days of Summer Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Summer: I named my cat after Springsteen. Tom: What's his name? Summer: ...Bruce. – 500 Days of Summer Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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