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[Jenna has invited the most popular girls in school to her 13th birthday party]

Young Matt:
I can't believe you invited those clones.

Young Jenna Rink:
They're my friends.

Young Matt:
The Six Chicks are not your friends, okay?

Young Jenna Rink:
Almost. And someday I'm gonna BE a Sixth Chick.

Young Matt:
There are six of them, Jenna, that's the whole point. There can't be a seventh Sixth Chick. It's just mathematically impossible. Besides you're way cooler than they are, they're totally unoriginal.

Young Jenna Rink:
I don't want to be original, Matty, I want to be cool.

13 Going on 30  Movie Quote

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Lucy:
Richard, we are hiring new printers, we're installing passwords. We're building firewalls on all the computers. Jenna fired Charlotte yesterday.

Richard:
Did you? Good, I guarantee she has friends at Sparkle. She was always taking notes.

Lucy:
She was a secretary.

Richard:
Yeah, whatever.

13 Going on 30  Movie Quote

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Lucy:
Speaking of disasters, what is she doing here?

Jenna:
Who?

Lucy:
Sparkle's editor in chief, Trish Sackett. Twelve o'clock and headed our way.

Trish:
Hi, girls. Our J. Lo issue is selling like hotcakes. How's yours doing?

Lucy:
My God, Trish, are things so bad you had to come to our party to eat free food? Please, put some crab in your purse for later.

Trish:
You might want to keep some of that biting wit for your magazine. Or you could change the name to something more appropriate...like Poison or Pitiful. Whatever's more pathetic.

Jenna:
You know what? You are rude and mean and sloppy and frizzy. I don't like you at all.

13 Going on 30  Movie Quote

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Arlene:
I have your urgent messages.

Jenna:
Let's hear them.

Arlene:
Well, okay. Emily Pratt called and wanted me to tell you, "I can't believe you scooped my story on Vivienne Tam, you backbiting bitch. That was a new level of sleaze, even for you. I hope you die in one of her casual pantsuits."

Jenna:
Oh, my God, that was so mean.

Arlene:
Miss Lewis called. She said, "I hope you choke on your own bile, you pretentious, conniving snake."

Jenna:
Maybe I should read them myself.

13 Going on 30  Movie Quote

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Beverly Rink:
Well, Jenna, I know I made a lot of mistakes, but I don't regret making any of them.

Jenna:
How come?

Beverly Rink:
Because if I hadn't have made them, I wouldn't have learned how to make things right.

13 Going on 30  Movie Quote

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[Jenna returns to 1987, and has a second chance as Crazy for You by Madonna plays in the background.]

Young Lucy:
[to Matt; snobbishly] Jenna's waiting for you in the closet.

[Young Lucy goes upstairs; Young Matt goes to closet, and opens door]

Young Jenna:
[happily] Matty! [pounces on Young Matt and passionately kisses him.]

Young Matt:
[impressed] Wow. You really know what you're doing.

Young Jenna:
Come on.

Young Lucy:
[takes scarf; snobbishly] Sorry, I forgot my scarf.

Young Jenna:
[angrily snatches Lucy's homework, and rips it up] You know what? You can be the pot and kettle all by yourself from now on, [splashes Young Lucy's drink on her dress] biatch. [to Matt] Come on, Matt.

Young Lucy:
[to Young Jenna; incensed] What did you call me?!

Young Jenna:
We're gonna be late.

Young Matt:
For what?

Young Jenna:
You'll see.

13 Going on 30  Movie Quote

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[last lines]

Jenna:
A Razzle, Mr. Flamhaff?

Matt:
Thank you, Mrs. Flamhaff.

13 Going on 30  Movie Quote

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Tyrone 'Rone' Woods:
That roadblock was run by Ansar al-Sharia. It's not just tribal groups of freedom fighters anymore.

The Chief:
If you have useful intel, Tyrone, put it in a memo. You guys, bunk here. But you're not CIA. You're hired help. Act the part.

13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi  Movie Quote

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The Chief:
I know you and Tyrone go way back, Sil. I'll be frank: the Company thinks you should be here. I don't. Truth is, there is no real threat here. We won the revolution for these people. The more guns there are here, the more likely there is to be a misunderstanding. This is my last station, before retiring. I don't need a misunderstanding. Is that clear?

Jack Silva:
Loud and.

The Chief:
These are your credentials, and two weeks' per diem. Better spend 'em quick; things change fast here in Benghazi. We have the brightest minds, from the Farm, educated at Harvard and Yale, doing the important work. Best thing for you to do, is stay out of their way.

13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi  Movie Quote

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Tyrone 'Rone' Woods:
Enlighten Me, Boon.

Dave 'Boon' Benton:
"All the gods, all the heavens, all the hells are within you."

13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Tyrone 'Rone' Woods:
You have a U.S. Ambassador at risk. Send us, Chief. You've got to send us.

The Chief:
The Ambassador is in his safe haven with his body man. You're not the first responders. You're the last resort. You will wait.

13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi  Movie Quote

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Kris 'Tanto' Paronto:
Could be the start of the Holy War.

Dave 'Boon' Benton:
You gonna fight the Holy War in your shorts? Strong move.

13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi  Movie Quote

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Tyrone 'Rone' Woods:
[about the Feb 17 guards that fled] How would you feel if you had to protect Americans at $28 a day and then bring your own bullets?

Jack Silva:
Well, why leave security to the professionals, right?

13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi  Movie Quote

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Tyrone 'Rone' Woods:
Those State guys. Whew! Dave up on C - You should see the look in his eyes. These guys are gonna relive this night for the rest of their lives. My whole mindset? Never feel that. You go down shooting, balls out, every time. How you doing, brother?

Jack Silva:
Down time's the worst, isn't it?

[Tyrone 'Rone' Woods smiles and nods]

Jack Silva:
Adrenaline leaves and your mind just starts to wander.

Tyrone 'Rone' Woods:
Yeah.

Jack Silva:
I haven't thought about my family once tonight. Thinking about them now... Up here in the middle of all this. I'm thinking about my girls, man. Thinking... What would they say about me? "He died in a place he didn't need to be, in a battle over something he doesn't understand in a country that meant nothing to him." Every time I go home to Becky and those girls, I think this is it. I'm gonna stay. [Shakes head] And then something happens and I end up back here. Why is that? Why can't I go home? Why can't I go home and just stay there?

Tyrone 'Rone' Woods:
[Lets out deep breath] Warriors aren't trained to retire, Jack.

Jack Silva:
Becky's pregnant.

Tyrone 'Rone' Woods:
You kidding me?

Jack Silva:
She told me today. [Shakes head] That can't be the last call. That can't be the last call 'cause I'm sitting up here and I'm thinking about some other guy raising these girls... Man, I'm sorry.

Tyrone 'Rone' Woods:
No, no, hey...

Jack Silva:
I shouldn't have...

Tyrone 'Rone' Woods:
No, man, no... It's alright. I get it. Okay? You go to them. I know what it's like to be in a place like this, let another man raise your children. When I was young, I was giving myself to something bigger. Jack, that something bigger's gone now.

Jack Silva:
[Takes in deep breath, then smiles] But your new son? Kai is your second chance.

Tyrone 'Rone' Woods:
I might actually not be a half-bad father. [laughs with Jack] "All the gods, all the heavens, all the hells are within you."

Jack Silva:
What is that?

Tyrone 'Rone' Woods:
[Smiles] Something Boon dropped on me earlier. And it's just been going around in my head all night.

13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi  Movie Quote

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Kris 'Tanto' Paronto:
I never really get scared. Is that weird? Whenever bullets start to fly, I always feel protected. You know, like it's... As long as I'm doing the right thing, God'll take care of me. But that's crazy, right?

Dave 'Boon' Benton:
Not any more than everything else you say.

Kris 'Tanto' Paronto:
[Smiles] Hope God has a sense of humor.

Dave 'Boon' Benton:
[Nods] Yeah.

Kris 'Tanto' Paronto:
I guess we'll find out soon enough.

13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi  Movie Quote

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The Chief:
[During gunfight at CIA Annex] Feb 17 says you're shooting at them!

Kris 'Tanto' Paronto:
THEY started shooting at us! [Gunfight continues] And they're still fucking shooting at us!

13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi  Movie Quote

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The Chief:
I'm staying. I have intel to collect.

Jack Silva:
For what? So that more guys like Ty and Glenn have to come back here. Save your ass again? You're done here. Now... get in the FUCKING CAR!

13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi  Movie Quote

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Skeld the Superstitious:
Blowhards, the both of you. She probably was some smoke-colored camp girl. [points to Ahmed] Looked like that one's mother. [laughter]

Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan:
[calmly] My mother ... was a pure woman, from a noble family. And I, at least, know who my father is, you... pig-eating son of a whore.

[Skeld charges at Ahmed, but Herger stops him and confronts the Arab.]

Herger the Joyous:
How? How did you learn our language?

Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan:
I listened!

The 13th Warrior  Movie Quote

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[later, as Buliwyf and Ahmed land on a beach]

Buliwyf:
Arab! Speak what I draw! [writes in the sand]

[Ahmed looks at what Buliwyf has written and comprehends what he is after]

Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan:
"There is only one God, and Mohammad [corrects Buliwyf's writing] is his prophet.

[Buliwyf nods and walks off.]

The 13th Warrior  Movie Quote

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(dinner's put in Sam's vacant place and everyone looks at it)

Karen:
He'll be hungry, when he gets back, he'll want something to eat.

Jacob:
Here we go again.

Sally:
Jacob, no.

Jacob:
Let me tell you something, sweetheart, it's been more than five days since your boyfriend ran out on us. And if he's still breathing, which I doubt, it won't be the pasta he's interested in.

Sally:
Jacob!

Jacob:
It'll be your fucking neck!

Karen:
Jacob don't say that!

Jacob:
Well, we all know it's true! And the sooner she faces it, the better. There are no survivors. It's just us in here, and them out there.

(banging on door)

Boy:
Let me in! Please let me in!

28 Weeks Later  Movie Quote

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[After Lucy beat up Ula with a bat]

Ula:
Oh, you crazy bitch!

Lucy:
Yeah, KEEP RUNNING!

50 First Dates  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Kyle:
[about Rachael] Has she been sucking on your dick, giving you blow jobs?

Adam:
No, she doesn’t like to.

Kyle:
No fucking shit she doesn’t like to! Who likes putting dicks in their mouths? That’s why they call them jobs!

50/50  Movie Quote

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[Adam is receiving his first session of chemotherapy. One of the other patients offers him a tin]

Alan:
Want a macaroon?

Adam:
Oh, thanks. I’m alright.

Alan:
[leans forward and whispers] There’s weed in ‘em.

Adam:
Oh, yeah, thank you, but I - I don’t do weed.

Alan:
C’mon, man. Just get high with us!

Adam:
Okay. Thanks.

[He takes a macaroon and eats it]

Mitch:
How old are you?

Adam:
Twenty-seven.

Alan:
That’s just the worst. A perfectly good youth wasted.

Mitch:
Alan, stop it. Don’t listen to him, he's just messing with you.

Alan:
Listen to me, this cancer is bullshit. First your hair’s going to fall out, then your balls’ll shrink. And if that isn’t enough, your dick becomes a constant source of disappointment.

[Alan and Mitch laugh]

Adam:
I got to tell you, I was really nervous about this whole cancer thing, and then I met you guys, and boy do I feel better.

50/50  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mitch:
So you want to drive, right now?

Alan:
Yeah.

Mitch:
You sure that's what you want to do?

Mitch:
That's your make-a-wish? To drive?

50/50  Movie Quote

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