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[Felicity passes out in the gas chamber] Dr. Evil: You may have won the battle, Mr. Powers, but you lost the war! Austin: NO! No! No! – Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[at the Jerry Springer show, Dr. Evil sits beside Scott] Dr. Evil: Hello, Scott. Daddy's back. Scott: How could you do this to me? On national television?! Dr. Evil: Well, throw me a frickin' bone here, Scott. Scott: Why'd you run out on me? Dr. Evil: Because you're not quite evil enough. [audience starts groaning] Dr. Evil: [to audience] Well, it's true. [to Scott] You're quasi-evil. You're semi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just 1 calorie. Not evil enough. White-Hooded Man: What are you? Some kinda freak?! Scott: [stands up] Shut up, you (bleep)! Dr. Evil: Okay, come on. Hooded Man: [stands up, too] I'll kick your (bleep), punk. Scott: Bring it on, you skanky (bleep)! Dr. Evil: No one talks to my son like that. It's okay, Scott. (to the hooded man) You mother(bleep)! (stands up and attacks the hooded man) (the audience goes wild, as well as numerous bleeps, Jerry's bodyguards try to stop the fight): Dr. Evil: (yells at the hooded man) You were born in your mother's (bleep)! Audience: (chant) Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! – Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Fat Bastard: [Felicity kicks him in the crotch] Oh-h-h, right in the mummy-daddy button! Felicity: That's for calling me crap, ya fatty! (Fat Bastard screams as he falls to the ground very hard) – Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Johnson: [notices Dr. Evil's spaceship on radar] Colonel, you better take a look at this radar. Colonel: What is it, son? Johnson: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant-- [cut to the sky in two jets] Jet Pilot: Dick! Dick: Yeah? Pilot: Take a look outta starboard. Dick: Oh, my God! It looks like a huge-- [cut to a forest with 2 birdwatchers] Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker! Bird-Watching Man: [raises his binoculars] Oh, where? Bird-Watching Woman: Wait! that's not a woodpecker. It looks like someone's-- [cut to a boot camp] Army Sergeant: PRIVATES! We have reports of an unidentified flying object! It is a long, smooth shaft, complete with-- [cut to a baseball game] Umpire: 2 balls! [looks up from game] What is that? That looks just like an enormous-- [cut to a Chinese school] Teacher: Wang! Pay attention! Wang: I was distracted by that enormous flying-- [cut to a concert with Willie Nelson and another guitarist] Musician: Willie. Willie: Yeah? Musician: What's that? Willie: [looks up] Well, it looks like a giant-- [cut back to headquarters] Colonel: Johnson! Johnson: Yes, sir! Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this! – Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
(as Dr. Evil escapes) Basil: Did we get Dr. Evil? Johnson: No, sir. He got away in that rocket that looks like a huge-- [cut to a school] Schoolteacher: Penis. The male reproductive organ. Also known as tally-whacker, schlong, or-- [cut to a barbecue] Father: Wiener? Any of you kids want another wiener? Son: (points at the rocket) Dad, what's that? Father: I don't know, son, but it's got great big-- [cut to a ball game] Peanut vendor: Nuts! Hot salty nuts! Who wants some?! Lord Almighty! Woman: That looks just like my husband's-- [cut to a circus] Ringmaster: One-eyed monster! Step right up and see the One-Eyed Monster! One-eyed Monster: (jumps out and nearly surprises the crowd, then points to the rocket) Hey! What's that? It looks like a big-- [cut elsewhere] Female fan: Woody! Woody Harrelson? Can I have an autograph? Woody Harrelson: Sure. No problem. [sees the rocket] Oh, my Lord! Look at that thing! Fan: It's so big! Woody: I've seen bigger. That's-- [cut to Dr. Evil's rocket] Dr. Evil: (to Mini-Me while he gives him a flu shot) Just a little prick. It's a flu shot. You've been in the coldness of space. I don't want you to get sick. It's one thing to attack me. It's quite another to attack my Mini-Me. (hands Mini-Me a lollipop) I'm gonna get you, Austin Powers. I'm gonna get you! (both he and Mini-Me laugh evilly) – Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Fat Bastard: Would you like some chicken? I've got more. Felicity: No, thanks. [Fat Bastard rolls over to get more food at the side of his bed; Felicity takes a homing device out of her purse and notices an opening in his rear end] Basil: [voice-over, via Felicity's memory] Remember, by any means necessary. [Felicity nervously sticks it in his behind] Fat Bastard: OOH! Frisky are we? Give it up! [rolls on top of her] – Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Dr. Evil: Mr. President, allow me to demonstrate the awesome lethality of the Alan Parsons Project. Fire the laser! [he shows a clip of a UFO from Independence Day blowing up the White House] President: [freaks out and ducks under the desk] Damage report! Damage report! [the staff realizes that everything is safe] General: It's okay. It's all right. Come on. Dr. Evil: Well, actually, that was just footage from the movie Independence Day, but the real laser would be a lot like that. Yeah. Scary. – Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Swallows: My name is Robin Swallows. Austin: Swallows. That's an interesting name. Swallows: Maiden name's Spitz. Austin: Well, which is it, baby? Spitz or Swallows? – Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Austin and Swallows fall from Austin's pad after a shot from a bazooka] Swallows: The fall will kill us both, Powers! [Austin moves Swallows in front of him to break his fall; they land hard on the sidewalk] Swallows: [still alive] You can't win, Powers. [O'Brien looks over the edge, reloads his machine gun, and opens fire] Austin: Why won't you die?! – Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Dr. Grace Augustine: [upon meeting Jake] Yeah, yeah. I know who you are, and I don't need you. I need your brother. You know, the Ph.D. who trained for three years for this mission. Jake Sully: He's dead. I know it's a big inconvenience for everyone. Dr. Grace Augustine: How much lab training have you had? Jake Sully: I dissected a frog once. Dr. Grace Augustine: [to Max] Ya see? Ya see? I mean, they're just pissing on us without even the courtesy of calling it rain! – Avatar Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Jake Sully: [As sacred seeds gather around him, and land on him] What are they? Neytiri: Seeds of the sacred tree – very pure spirits. – Avatar Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mo'at: Why did you come to us? Jake Sully: I came to learn. Mo'at: We have tried to teach other Sky People. It is hard to fill a cup which is already full. Jake Sully: My cup's empty. Trust me, just ask Dr. Augustine. I'm no scientist. Mo'at: What are you? Jake Sully: I was a Marine. A, uh... A warrior of the "Jarhead" clan. – Avatar Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Trudy Chacon: We're VFR from here on. Norm Spellman: What's VFR? Trudy Chacon: Means you gotta see where you're going. Norm Spellman: I can't see anything! Trudy Chacon: Exactly. Ain't that a bitch. – Avatar Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Neytiri: Now you choose your Ikran. This you must feel inside. If he also chooses you, move quick, like I showed. You will have one chance, Jake. Jake Sully: How will I know if he chooses me? Neytiri: He will try to kill you. Jake Sully: [after a brief pause] Outstanding... – Avatar Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Neytiri: You are Omatikaya now. You may make your bow from the wood of Hometree. And you may choose a woman. We have many fine women. Ninat is the best singer. Jake Sully: But I don't want Ninat. Neytiri: Peyral is a good hunter. Jake Sully: Yes, she is a good hunter. But I've already chosen. But this woman must also choose me. Neytiri: [smiles] She already has. [they kiss] – Avatar Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Malick: This is out of line, Director. You're dealing with forces you can't control. Fury: You ever been in a war, Councilman? In a firefight? Did you feel an overabundance of control? Malick: You're saying that this Asgard is declaring war on our planet? Fury: Not Asgard. Loki. World Security Council: He can't be working alone. What about the other one? His brother? Fury: Our intelligence says Thor is not a hostile. But he's worlds away. We can't depend on him to help, either. It's up to us. Malick: Which is why you should be focusing on Phase 2. It was designed for exactly this. Fury: Phase 2 isn't ready. Our enemy is. We need a response team. Malick: The Avengers Initiative was shut down. Fury: This isn't about the Avengers. Malick: We've seen the list. You run the world's greatest covert security network and you're gonna leave the fate of the human race to a handful of freaks? Fury: I'm not leaving anything to anyone. We need a response team. These people may be isolated, unbalanced even, but I believe with the right push, they can be exactly what we need. World Security Council: You believe? Malick: War isn't won by sentiment, Director. Fury: No. It's won by soldiers. – The Avengers Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Steve Rogers, Tony Stark and Natasha Romanoff are transporting Loki in the Quinjet when they run into thunder clouds.] Rogers: What's the matter? You scared of a little lightning? Loki: I'm not. . . . overly fond of what follows. [Thor arrives from Asgard, wordlessly opens the door and flies off with Loki in a choke hold.] Tony: And now there's that guy! Natasha: Another Asgardian?! Rogers: That guy's a friendly?! Tony: Doesn't matter. He frees Loki or kills him, the Tesseract's lost. Rogers: Stark! We need a plan of attack! Tony: I have a plan - Attack! – The Avengers Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Discussing how to find the Tesseract] Rogers: I'd start with that stick of [Loki's]. It may be magical, but it works a lot like a HYDRA weapon. Fury: I don't know about that, but it is powered by the Cube. And I'd like to know how Loki used it to turn two of the sharpest men I know into his personal flying monkeys. Thor: [Confused] Monkeys? I don't understand— Rogers: I do. [Stark rolls his eyes while Steve looks proud of himself] I understood that reference. – The Avengers Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[During a quiet moment, Tony bonds with Banner] Tony: You should come by Stark Tower sometime. Top 10 floors are all R&D, you'd love it. It's Candyland. Banner: Thanks, but the last time I was in New York, I kind of broke…Harlem. – The Avengers Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Rogers: I think Loki's trying to wind us up. This is a man who means to start a war, and if we don't stay focused, he'll succeed. We have orders, we should follow them. Tony: Following's not really my style. Rogers: And you're all about style, aren't you? Tony: Of the people in this room, which one is A) wearing a spangly outfit, and B) not of use? – The Avengers Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Thor: You speak of control, yet you court chaos. Banner: That's his MO, isn't it? I mean, what are we, a team? No, no, no. We're a chemical mixture that makes chaos. We're…we're a time-bomb. Fury: You need to step away. Tony: Why shouldn't the man let off a little steam? Rogers: You know damn well why! Back off! Tony: I'm startin' to want you to make me. Rogers: Yeah. Big man in a suit of armor. Take that away, what are you? Tony: Uhh, genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist. [Natasha shrugs condescendingly, but concedes Stark's point] Rogers: I know guys with none of that worth ten of you. I've seen the footage. The only thing you really fight for is yourself. You're not the guy to make the sacrifice play, to lay down on a wire and let the other guy crawl over you! Tony: I think I'd just cut the wire. Rogers: Always a way out. You know, you may not be a threat, but you'd better stop pretending to be a hero. Tony: A hero? Like you? You're a lab experiment, Rogers. Everything special about you came out of a bottle. Rogers: [Enraged] Put on the suit. Let's go a few rounds. – The Avengers Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[As the first wave of Chitauri streams through the portal] Rogers: Stark, are you seeing this? Tony: Seeing. Still workin' on believing. – The Avengers Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Hawkeye and Black Widow are fighting the first wave of Chitauri in New York] Black Widow: Just like Budapest all over again! Hawkeye: You and I remember Budapest very differently! – The Avengers Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Captain America: What's the story upstairs? Thor: The powers surrounding the cube is impenetrable. Iron Man: Thor's right, we gotta deal with these guys. Black Widow: How do we do this? Captain America: As a team. Thor: I have unfinished business with Loki. Hawkeye: Yeah? Get in line. – The Avengers Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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