[the teaser trailer begins as the bell rings for the interview]
Interviewer:
Okay, auditioning for The Ant Bully, the role of terrified ant number 1,697.
[takes a cut, lying the quarter on the ground]
Female Ant:
Run! Run for your lives! Destroyer is coming! I am terrified! [wailing, throwing the paper]
Interviewer:
Thank you.
Male Ant 1:
It is destroya. Come with me if you want to leave.
Male Ant 2:
Inspecto Petronum!
Interviewer:
[chuckling] Wrong movie.
Beetle:
Run! Run, I say!
Interviewer:
Uh, pardon me.
Bettle:
Uh, what?
Interviewer:
You're not an ant, are you?
Bettle:
I can do ant.
Interviewer:
I'm sorry. We need a red ant.
Beetle:
I can do ant!
[cut to the beatboxer ants]
Beatboxer Ant 1:
You want me at number 1697! I'm gonna send this destroya straight to heaven!
Beatboxer Ant 2:
You better believe that! Eenie-weenie, weenie-uh.
Beetle:
Oh, no! The destroya was come to destroy me, because I'm ant, now!
Interviewer:
It is me. Did you just paint yourself red?
Beetle:
No! [the red paint falls on the quarter] Yes.
Interviewer:
Yeah, listen. The movie is called The Ant Bully.
Beetle:
What about the bully role? I can do real me. Watch this. Yo!
Interviewer:
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. The bully role has been cast already.
Beetle:
Oh. To who?
[the interviewer clears throat, pointing the hand, then looking up at Lucas from toe to head]
Beetle:
Hey, you're just a little kid! Aren't you the cutest thing?
[he begins to step on the red Beetle on the quarter]
Beetle:
Oh my goodness.
[the title card appears]
Beetle:
I'm okay!
[he steps on the red bettle and the quarter]
Beetle:
Cut.