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Louis Leonowens:
Mother, look! The king is standing on the bridge.

Anna Leonowens:
What!?

Louis Leonowens:
And there are thousands of men on the other side!

Anna and the King  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

King Mongkut [Coming back alive]:
Why did you not take everyone to the monastery like king ordered!?

Anna Leonowens:
Because I already lost one man to the jungle, your majesty... I wasn't about to let it happen again.

Anna and the King  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Anna Leonowens:
(Gazing at the King on a balcony): What?

King Mongkut:
Am wondering, giving circumstances, if it is proper for king to ask Anna to dance.

Anna Leonowens:
I have danced with a king before, Your Majesty.

King Mongkut:
And I with an English woman.

[They start to dance, and he pulls her close]

King Mongkut:
Until now, Madame Leonowens, I did not understand supposition, man can be satisfied with only one woman.

[He kisses her hand, and they dance closer.]

Anna and the King  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Will Stacks:
Why are you running?

Annie:
It gets me to places quicker.

Girl1:
Good luck,Annie.

Annie:
Luck's for suckers.

Annie  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mrs. Singer:
He's been depressed. All of a sudden, he can't do anything.

Dr. Flicker:
Why are you depressed, Alvy?

Mrs. Singer:
Tell Dr. Flicker. It's something he read.

Dr. Flicker:
Something you read, huh?

Alvy Singer:
The universe is expanding.

Dr. Flicker:
The universe is expanding?

Alvy Singer:
Well, the universe is everything, and if it's expanding, someday it will break apart, and that will be the end of everything.

Mrs. Singer:
What is that your business? He's stopped doing his homework.

Alvy Singer:
What's the point?

Mrs. Singer:
What has the universe got to do with it. You're here, in Brooklyn. Brooklyn is not expanding.

Dr. Flicker:
It won't be expanding for billions of years yet, Alvy. And we've gotta try and enjoy ourselves while we're here. Huh? Huh? Huh? [laughs]

Annie Hall  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Alvy:
[Hearing a man behind him rambling about Marshall McLuhan] What I wouldn't give for a large sock with horse manure in it. [Turns to the camera] What do you do when you get stuck in a movie line with a guy like this behind you? It's just...maddening-

Man in Theatre Line:
[Notices Alvy and walks up to him] Wait a minute, why can't I give my opinion? It's a free country!

Alvy:
Did-did he, he can give you- Do you have give it so loud? I mean, aren't you ashamed to pontificate like that? And the funny part of it is, Marshall McLuhan; you don't know anything about Marshall McLuhan!

Man in Theatre Line:
Oh really, really? I happen to teach a class at Columbia called "TV, Media, and Culture." So I think that my insights into Mr. McLuhan, well, have a great deal of validity!

Alvy:
Oh, do ya? Well, that's funny, because I happen to have Mr. McLuhan right here, so, so, yeah, just lemme lemme lemme — [pulls McLuhan from behind a nearby poster stand] — Come over here for a second. Tell him!

Marshall McLuhan:
I heard what you were saying. You know nothing of my work. You mean my whole fallacy is wrong. How you ever got to teach a course in anything is totally amazing.

Alvy:
[To the camera] Boy, if life were only like this!

Annie Hall  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Alvy:
It's all mental masturbation.

Annie:
Oh, well, now we're finally getting to a subject you know something about.

Alvy:
Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.

Annie Hall  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dominique:
Why are you wearing my robe?

Mary:
I was admiring its silky quality.

Another Cinderella Story  Movie Quote

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Mary:
You need to get this thing fixed.

Tami:
Don't call it a 'thing' or she'll break down for good. You have to respect the Great Pumpkin!

Mary:
You're so weird Tama.

Tami:
Hey, do you think my leather goes with this Tutu?

Another Cinderella Story  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jock:
Halloween's in October, Tutu!

Tami:
Then why are you dressed like a tool?

Another Cinderella Story  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dustin:
Nice tutu.

Tami:
Thanks...I think?

Dustin:
My name's Dustin but people just call me "Da Funk".

Tami:
Well that's unfortunate.

Another Cinderella Story  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Tami hires cleaners so Mary can go to the ball]

Lead Cleaner:
You go to ball? Very nice! As van says "No mess too messy!"

Mary:
[Impressed] Okay.

[Enter Dominique's room]

Lead Cleaner:
This mess TOO MESSY!

Another Cinderella Story  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[the teaser trailer begins as the bell rings for the interview]

Interviewer:
Okay, auditioning for The Ant Bully, the role of terrified ant number 1,697.

[takes a cut, lying the quarter on the ground]

Female Ant:
Run! Run for your lives! Destroyer is coming! I am terrified! [wailing, throwing the paper]

Interviewer:
Thank you.

Male Ant 1:
It is destroya. Come with me if you want to leave.

Male Ant 2:
Inspecto Petronum!

Interviewer:
[chuckling] Wrong movie.

Beetle:
Run! Run, I say!

Interviewer:
Uh, pardon me.

Bettle:
Uh, what?

Interviewer:
You're not an ant, are you?

Bettle:
I can do ant.

Interviewer:
I'm sorry. We need a red ant.

Beetle:
I can do ant!

[cut to the beatboxer ants]

Beatboxer Ant 1:
You want me at number 1697! I'm gonna send this destroya straight to heaven!

Beatboxer Ant 2:
You better believe that! Eenie-weenie, weenie-uh.

Beetle:
Oh, no! The destroya was come to destroy me, because I'm ant, now!

Interviewer:
It is me. Did you just paint yourself red?

Beetle:
No! [the red paint falls on the quarter] Yes.

Interviewer:
Yeah, listen. The movie is called The Ant Bully.

Beetle:
What about the bully role? I can do real me. Watch this. Yo!

Interviewer:
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. The bully role has been cast already.

Beetle:
Oh. To who?

[the interviewer clears throat, pointing the hand, then looking up at Lucas from toe to head]

Beetle:
Hey, you're just a little kid! Aren't you the cutest thing?

[he begins to step on the red Beetle on the quarter]

Beetle:
Oh my goodness.

[the title card appears]

Beetle:
I'm okay!

[he steps on the red bettle and the quarter]

Beetle:
Cut.

The Ant Bully  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

1st Ant:
Hey! Hey, what are you doing?

2nd Ant:
Yeah, this is sleeping chamber. Go to sleep.

1st Ant:
Don't make me come up there!

Zoc:
I'm so sorry. But I must have the final ingredient for my potion. Now what's more impotent? Me completing my life's work for the salvation of the colony- which includes you guys- or your sleep?

1st Ant:
Sleep I'm going with sleep.

2nd Ant:
Yeah, the second one.

Zoc:
Well then I will try to be very quiet.

[With his staff, Zoc explodes the rock that he's on which makes some debris fall onto the sleeping ants.]

1st Ant:
That's it. I'm coming up there. [A large rock suddenly lands on his head, making him unconscious]

The Ant Bully  Movie Quote

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Zoc:
[trying to get his potion to work] I Zoc, call upon the elements. The wind that blows, rain that falls, fire that burns. Deliver your awesome power and transform my potion. Clackteil. [bangs fire crystals together but nothing happens, except they just smoke]

Hova:
[clapping for Zoc] Yay. That was great, sweetie. I loved the smoke effect. [To Spindle] Didn't you Spindle

Zoc:
Craznocks!. [To fire crystal] Yooouuu... rock. Curse upon your children.

Hova:
I don't think rocks have children, honey.

Zoc:
[Throws fire crystal to the ground] They won't now.

Hova:
Okay, what's the matter?

Zoc:
Hova, the potion is supposed to change color. It's not changing color! IT’S NOT CHANGING COLOR! [Grabs two more fire crystals] I call upon the wind, rain et cetera, transform my potion and Clacktiel! [once again nothing happens, just smoke.] URRRRGH!!! [he angrily bangs them against each other a few more time] CLACKTIEL! CLACKTIEL! TICK-CLACKITY-CLACK!

Hova:
Oh, maybe you're pronouncing it wrong.

Zoc:
How could I pronounce it wrong? I made it up!

The Ant Bully  Movie Quote

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Hova:
Cross my heart. I will not eat you.

Lucas:
I said cross your heart, not your butt.

Hova:
I just did. See? Did it again. [to herself] Strange custom.

The Ant Bully  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Kreela:
What are you doing? Why aren't you grabbing the red ones?

Fugax:
Well, it's actually quite simple sugar-lips. I hate the red ones.

Kreela:
Well I love the red ones.

Fugax:
Hate them.

Kreela:
I love them.

Fugax:
Hate them.

Kreela:
Love them.

Fugax:
Hate them.

Kreela:
Love them.

Fugax:
Believe me, you find me attractive.

Kreela:
What?!

Fugax:
Oh, how you tease me with that sweet talk. [barks at her slovenly]

Kreela:
Oh. You want some sweet talk? [grabs Fugax by the antennas] Cause I'll give you some sweet talk. Now grab a red one before I pull these off.

Fugax:
Whoa, I need those.

The Ant Bully  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Zoc:
[stops Lucas from going in the ant hill] Hi there. How are you?

Lucas:
Okay.

Zoc:
Okay? That's good. It's good to be okay. Listen, I just want to show you something if that's okay with you. [brings a potion out and shows it to Lucas] You know what this is? This is the potion that will make you big again. I just wanted you to take a good long look at it, because this is the last time you will ever see it.

Lucas:
[stammers] Wha- What do you mean?

Zoc:
I mean, there is no way I'm ever making you big again. Ever. [serious] You are a threat to every ant in this colony. Especially to Hova.

Lucas:
But I would never do anything to hurt her. I just-I-I just want to go home.

Zoc:
Well, if I were you, I'd go find help someplace else, because there is nothing for you. [The crystal on Zoc's staff starts to glow] Nothing. [Lucas stumbles backwards while Zoc stares at him sternly].

The Ant Bully  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Hova:
[sees Zoc coming in humming happily to himself but doesn't see Lucas] Where's Lucas?

Zoc:
Isn't he with you?

Hova:
[confused] No.

Zoc:
Lucas? Lucas? Huh, that's weird. Well, he's probably off destroying some other poor, unfortunate colony. You know how they are, destroyers.

Hova:
Zoc, what did you do?

Zoc:
Wha-what did I do?

Hova:
Where is he?

Zoc:
He's gone. [Hova runs out to look for him but Zoc stops her] He lead you into a trap, Hova.

Hova:
There was no trap. He lead us to food, he was trying to protect us from-from...

Zoc:
From what, Hova? What?

Hova:
From something.

Zoc:
[sarcastically] Oh, something. And I was worried it was from nothing. [angrily] He's blinded you, Hova.

Hova:
[angrily] No, you are the one that's blind. You are so consumed from your hatred for the humans, you only see what you want to see.

Zoc:
Oh, come on.

Hova:
[calmly] Zoc, I see a young pupa, a human learning our ways, becoming part of this colony, becoming an ant.

Zoc:
Impossible.

Hova:
Listen to yourself, Zoc! A wizard knows no such word! So what are you now? [on the verge of tears] Certainly not the ant I love. [walks away from Zoc]

Zoc:
Hova, I did it for you. For the colony.

Hova:
You did it for yourself.

Zoc:
Hova, I... [hesitates not knowing to say]

Fugax:
He won't make it through the night alone.

Kreela:
Fugax, your leg's still broken.

Fugax:
Yeah, well, I still got five good ones. Very good ones.

Kreela:
You know, I think he really was trying to protect us from something. See ya, Zoc. [leaves the room with a heartbroken Zoc]

The Ant Bully  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Congressman:
Mr. Winston, Can you reasonably deny that you have a monopoly in this area?

Gary Winston:
Well, the only monopoly... we have at N.U.R.V, is monopoly on excellence.

Antitrust  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[1989:
Hank Pym storms S.H.I.E.L.D's board room in the Triskelion]

Hank:
Stark.

Stark:
[Murmuring] He doesn't seem happy… [Normal] Hello, Hank, You're supposed to be in Moscow.

Hank:
I took a detour. [takes a Pym Particle vial and puts it on the desk] Through your defense lab.

Carter:
Tell me that isn't what I think it is.

Hank:
That depends if you think it's a poor attempt to replicate my work. Even for this group, that takes nerve.

Carson:
You were instructed to go to Russia. May I remind you, Dr. Pym, that you're a soldier?

Hank:
I'm a scientist.

Stark:
Then act like one, The Pym Particle is the most revolutionary science ever developed, help us put it to good use.

Hank:
I let you turn me into your errand boy, and now you try to steal my research?

Carson:
If only you'd protected Janet with such ferocity, Dr. Pym.

[Hank takes a moment to control himself before he slams Carson's head into the desk]

Carter:
[Intervening] Easy, Hank!

Hank:
You mention my wife again, and I'll show you ferocity.

Stark:
[As Carson stares at him] Don't look at me. You said it.

Hank:
I formally tender my resignation.

Stark:
We won't accept it…formally. Hank, we need you. The Pym Particle is a miracle. Please, don't let your past determine the future.

Hank:
As long as I am alive, nobody will ever get that formula.

[Hank turns around and leaves calmly]

Carson:
We shouldn't let him leave the building.

Carter:
You've already lied to him, now you want to go to war with him?

Carson:
Yes! Our scientists haven't come close to replicating his work.

Stark:
He just kicked your ass full-size. You really want to find out what it's like when you can't see him coming?

Ant-Man  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Scott:
Look, child-support is coming, alright? It's just hard finding a job when you have a record.

Paxton:
I'm sure you'll figure it out, but for now, I want you out of my house.

Scott:
No way! It's my daughter's birthday party.

Paxton:
It's at my house!

Scott:
So what? She's my kid.

Maggie:
Scott!

[Maggie walks down the hallway and shakes her head disapprovingly when she sees Scott]

Maggie:
You can't just show up here, you know that. Come on.

Scott:
It's a birthday party.

Maggie:
Yeah I know, but you can't just show up.

Scott:
She's my daughter, alright?

Paxton:
You don't know the first thing about being a father.

Scott:
Maggie, I tell you this as a friend and as the first love of my life. Your fiancé is an ass-hat.

Maggie:
He's not an ass-hat.

Paxton:
Hey, watch your language, OK?

Scott:
Oh, what language? I said "hat."

Ant-Man  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[After Scott puts on the Ant-Man suit and shrinks for the first time]

Hank:
[On comms] The world sure seems different from down here, doesn't it Scott?

Scott:
Who said that?

Ant-Man  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Hope:
You're gonna have to learn how to punch.

Scott:
You're gonna show me how to punch? [Holds up his hand as a target] Okay. Show me how to—

[Hope cuts him off with a punch to the face]

Hope:
That's how you punch.

Scott:
OW! Were you even aiming for my hand?

Ant-Man  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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