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[An explosion caused by Rasputin's minions has just separated the runaway locomotive and the baggage car from the dining car and coaches after they overheart the engine] Dimitri: What was that? Vladimir: I don't know! But there goes the dining car! – Anastasia Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Vladimir: [goes to the front window and peers at the engine and sees sparks raining down] Uh, Dimitri? Dimitri: What? Vladimir: I think someone has flambéed our engine! [Anya and Dimitri move forward and see that the engine is blowing smoke and fire] Dimitri: [starts for the coal tender to observe] Something's not right. [climbs up the ladder] Wait here, I'll check it out. [climbs on top, goes over the tender, and goes inside the engine room, only to find no one driving the burning train engine] – Anastasia Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Anya: We're going way too fast! Dimitri: [comes back from the red hot glowing locomotive in a hurry] Nobody's driving this train! We're gonna have to jump! Anya: Did you say "jump?!" [Dimitri opens the side door revealing that they are moving across a bridge] After you! Dimitri: Fine, then we'll uncouple the car. – Anastasia Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Dimitri, Anya, Vlad, and Pooka are in the runaway train car after the burning engine and can't break it] Dimitri: Don't worry, we've got plenty of track. We'll just coast to a stop. [A big boom is heard and the gang falls down. They get back up and gasp in horror as they observe a bridge loaded with dynamite ahead has just been destroyed.] Anya: You were saying? – Anastasia Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Dimitri: [grabs a chain holding down some cargo] I got an idea Vlad, give me a hand with this. [Vladimir looses his balance and falls into a box] Dimitri: [Dimitri edges his way out of the car. The ground whizzes by beneath him as he lowers himself underneath the baggage car] Hand me the chain! [reaches up and is stunned to see Anya hanging out over him with the chain] Not you! Anya: Vlad's busy at the moment. [Dimitri accepts the chain, from Anya and hooks it onto the undercarriage. CRUNCH sound. Dimitri’s POV: Twisted steel from the front of the train flies back at him like shrapnel. With Anya’s help he yanks himself up just as the shrapnel whips by, shattering a tree. They land in near embrace, and catch their breath. Their eyes meet, stirring some distant feeling. Dimitri snaps out of it first, glancing back to the shattered tree receding it the distance] Anya: And to think, that could have been you. Dimitri: If we live through this, remind me to thank you. [The engine and the baggage car are in collision course with the broken bridge] Dimitri: Here goes nothing. Brace yourselves. (the chain gets caught on the tracks and pulls the baggage car around, sliding after the runaway engine) Anya: Well, there is our stop. [She, Dimitri, Pooka, and Vlad all jump off the baggage car, screaming, and not a moment too soon, as they land in the snow safely. The overheated train engine and the ruined baggage car both plunge off the broken bridge, crash, and ignite into fireballs with an enormous explosion when they hit the bottom] Dimitri: I hate trains. Remind me never to get on the train again. – Anastasia Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Rasputin is screaming and throwing a temper tantrum over an unsuccessful attempted murder of Anya. As he does so, his thumb pops off] Bartok: Uh, wow. Take it easy there. You know, sir, really you should watch your blood pressure. My nephew Izzy just keeled over one day, mid-mango. Stress - it's a killer, sir. And he's a fruit bat. No meat. No blood, even. [screws Rasputin's thumb back on to his hand] Rasputin: How could they let her escape?! Bartok: Eh, you're right, it's very upsetting, sir. I guess this reliquary's broken. [tosses the reliquary aside] Rasputin: YOU IDIOT! [stretches out his hand and catches it before it can hit the ground, then glares at Bartok] Bartok: Alright now, sir, take it easy there. Just remember what I said to you about stress. Rasputin: I sold my soul for this. [grabs Bartok] My life, my very existence, depends on it. And you... [chuckles, then turns angry] almost destroyed it! [slams Bartok nose-first against the reliquary] Bartok: I get it, I get it! You break it, you bought it! Rasputin: See that you remember, you miserable rodent! [throws Bartok back across the room] Bartok: Oh sure, blame the bat. What the heck? We're easy targets. Rasputin: What are you muttering about? Bartok: Anastasia, sir. Just wishing I could do the job for you, sir. I'd give her a HA! And a HI-YA! And then a OUU-WA! And I'd kick her, sir. Rasputin: Oooooh! I have something else in mind. Something more enticing. Something...really...cruel. [he scratches the reliquary with his finger nail as he grins evilly] – Anastasia Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Vladimir excitedly lets it slip that he, Anya and Dimitri are actually going to see the Dowager's cousin, Sophie] Anya: But... I thought we were going to see the Empress herself. Why are we going to see her cousin? [to Dimitri, who tries to walk away] Dimitri? Dimitri: [defeated] Well... no one gets near the Dowager Empress without convincing Sophie first. Anya: Oh, no. Not me. No, no! Nobody ever told me I had to PROVE I was the Grand Duchess! Dimitri: Look, I-- Anya: Show up? Yes. Look nice? Fine. But lie? Dimitri: You don't know it's a lie. What if it's true? [Anya walks away but Dimitri stops her] Okay, so you are one step closer to finding out who you really are. I just thought that you would have to see to it through to the end no matter what. Anya: But, look at me, Dimitri. I do not exactly look "Grand Duchess" material here! – Anastasia Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[singing] Vladimir: Next, we memorize the names of the royalty. Now here we have Kropotkin. Dimitri: Shot Potemkin. Vladimir: In the Bodkin. Anya: Oh! Vladimir: And dear old Uncle Vanya loved his vodka Dimitri: Got it Anya? Anya: No! Vladimir: The Baron Pushkin Anya: He was...? Dimitri: Short! Vladimir: Count Anatoly Anya: Had a...? Dimitri: Wart! Vladimir: Count Sergei Dimitri: Wore a feathered hat. Vladimir: I hear he's gotten very fat. Anya: And I recall his yellow cat! Vladimir: (...) I don't believe we told her that... – Anastasia Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Dimitri: Here, I brought you a dress. Anya: [Giggles] You brought me a...tent. [Looks inside] Dimitri: [Does the same] What are you looking for? Anya: The Russian Circus! I think it's still in here! – Anastasia Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Dimitri is dancing with Anya] Dimitri: That uh... dress is really beautiful. Anya: Do you think so? Dimitri: Yes. I mean it was nice in the hangar, but it looks even better on you. You sh--You should wear it. Anya: I am wearing it. Dimitri: [embarrassed] Oh, right. right, of course...you are. I'm just trying to give you a...um-- Anya: Compliment? Dimitri: Of course, yes. – Anastasia Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Dimitri rescues Anya from falling off the ship while she was sleepwalking] Dimitri: Anya! Anya, Anya, wake up! WAKE UP! Anya: [wakes up; panting and frightened] The Romanov Curse! Dimitri: [confused] The Romanov what? Anya: Curse! Dimitri: What-- What are you talking about? Anya: [places her head on Dimitri's chest, hugging him and crying] I keep seeing faces; so many faces! Dimitri: [surprised that Anya's hugging him, he hugs her back; calmly] It... was a nightmare. It's alright. You're safe now. – Anastasia Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Vladimir nervously wanders around while Dimitri is sitting down and discovers who Anya really is] Dimitri: We don't have anything to be nervous about. [sadly] She's the princess. Vladimir: [sits down] I know, I know. Dimitri: No, no. No, you don't know. I was the boy in the palace. The one who opened the wall. She's the real thing, Vlad. Vladimir: [pause] That means our Anya has found her family. We have found the heir to the Russian throne! And you... Dimitri: Will walk out of her life forever. Vladimir: But... Dimitri: Princesses don't marry kitchen boys. Vladimir: I know! But... Dimitri: We're going to go through with this as if nothing's changed. Vladimir: You have GOT to tell her. Anya: Tell me what? [Vladimir and Dimitri turn around to see her and are both stunned at her beautiful appearance] Dimitri: [stammering] Um...Uh, how... [regains composure] How beautiful you look. Anya: Well, thank you. [Dimitri walks up with Anya and Vladimir sees Sophie and bows] – Anastasia Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Anya and Dimitri leave the opera box and arrive at the Dowager's box room so she can be announced] Dimitri: [arrives at the Dowager's box room with Anya] Wait here for just a moment. I'll go in and announce you properly. [He goes to the door, but Anya stops him first] Anya: Dimitri? Dimitri: Yes? Anya: [nervous] Look, we've been through a lot together. Dimitri: [excited] Uh-huh. Anya: [really nervous] And I just wanted to-- Dimitri: [really excited] Yes? Anya: Well-- [loses it] Thank you, I guess. Yes, thank you for everything. [Dimitri turns around, disappointed, and heads for the door and Anya goes the other way] Dimitri: [turns around; nervous] Anya, I-- Anya: [excited] Yes? Dimitri: [really nervous] I'm...I...Um-- Anya: [really excited] Yes? Dimitri: [also loses it] I just wanted to wish you good luck, I guess. [Dimitri shakes Anya's hand] Anya: [disappointed] Oh. Dimitri: Well here goes. [Dimitri walks into the Dowager's box. He enters Dowager's box and approaches Sophie] Dimitri: Please inform her majesty, The Dowanger Empress, that I have found her granddaughter... [Anya listens to Dimitri from the other side of the door] ...the Grand Duchess Anastasia. She's waiting to see her just outside the door. Sophie: I'm very sorry young man, but the Dowanger Empress, she will see no one. [Overhearing this, Marie turns to Dimitri very stern] Dowager Empress Marie: You may tell that impertinent young man that I have seen enough Grand Duchess Anastasias to last me a lifetime. [Sophie has second thoughts to have Dimitri to leave] Sophie: Um, you better go. Dimitri: [nervous] Please, let me just... Dowager Empress Marie: Now if you'll excuse me, I wish to live the remainder of my lonely life in peace. Sophie: Come, I'll see you to the door. Come, come now, come to the door. [Dimitri ducks through the curtain after Sophie closes it and sits himself down in a chair next to Marie] Dimitri: Your Majesty, I intend you no harm. My name is Dimitri. I used to work in the palace. Dowager Empress Marie: [sarcastically] Well, that is one I haven't heard, I must say. [She starts to walk away, but Dimitri walks after her] Dimitri: Wait! Don't go, please! [gets in her way] If you'll just hear me out-- Dowager Empress Marie: [snaps] I know what you're after. I've seen it before; men who train young women in the royal ways. [rings a bell] Dimitri: But if Your Highness will just listen-- Dowager Empress Marie: Haven't you been listening? I've had enough! [Anya listens to the conversation closer] I don't care how much you have fashioned this girl to look like her, sound like her, or act like her. In the end, it never is her. Dimitri: But this time it is her. Dowager Empress Marie: [remembering] Dimitri... I've heard of you. You're that conman from St. Petersburg, who was holding auditions to find an Anastasia look-alike. [Anya gasps after hearing this] Dimitri: But, your Grace, we came all the way from Russia just to see-- Dowager Empress Marie: And others have come from Timbuktu. Dimitri: No, it's not--It's not that. It's not what you think. [He tries to take her hands in compassion, but she angrily stands up] Dowager Empress Marie: How much pain will you inflict on an old woman for money? [Anya becomes shocked and horrified as she discovers who Dimitri really is and the guards arrive to kick Dimitri out] Remove him at once! Dimitri: [struggling with the guards] But she is Anastasia, I'm telling you! She's the Grand Duchess! If you only speak with her, and you'll SEE! [Dimitri gets kicked out of the Dowager's box and looks at Anya, who overheard his argument with her and she confronts him after hearing who Dimitri really is] Anya: It was all a lie, wasn't it? Dimitri: [gets up and tries to reason with Anya] No, no. Anya: You used me? I was just part of your con to get her money? Dimitri: [trying to regain composure] NO! No, no, no. [Anya walks away, and he follows and stops her] Look, it may have started out that way, but everything's different now. Because you really are Anastasia. You are! [Anya becomes really angry] Anya: Stop it! [shoves him] From the very beginning, you LIED! [shoves him again] And I not only believed you, I actually-- OH! [She walks away again, but Dimitri follows and stops her] Dimitri: Anya, please! When you spoke of the hidden door in the wall opening, and the little boy-- Listen to me. That was-- [The conversation is cut short as Anya refuses to listen] Anya: NO!! I don't wanna hear about anything that I said or remembered. YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE! [She tries to walk away, but Dimitri grabs her arm and she slaps him. She then storms off. Dimitri tries to chase after her, but fails as he is blocked by a crowd] Dimitri: [shouting] ANYA, PLEASE! YOU HAVE TO KNOW THE TRUTH! – Anastasia Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Dimitri sneaks into the car containing Empress Marie and drives in a fast pace to Sophie's residence] Dowager Empress Marie: Ilya, slow down. Dimitri: [reveals himself] I am not Ilya. And I won't slow down. Not until you listen. Dowager Empress Marie: [gasps] You! How dare you?! Stop this car immediately! [bangs the floor of the car with her cane through her last words] Stop...this...car!! [They arrive at Sophie's residence; Dimitri gets out of the car and opens Marie's door] Dimitri: You HAVE... to TALK to her. Just LOOK at her, PLEASE! Dowager Empress Marie: I won't be badgered by you a moment longer. Dimitri: [shows her Anastasia's music box] Do you recognize this? Dowager Empress Marie: [gasps] Where did you get this? Dimitri: I know you've been hurt, but it's just possible she's been as lost and alone as you. Dowager Empress Marie: You'll stop at nothing, will you? Dimitri: I'm probably about as stubborn as you are. – Anastasia Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Anya: Go away, Dimitri. [The door opens and Dowager Empress Marie comes in] Anya: [finally turns around and noticed Dowager Empress Marie] Oh, I'm sorry. I... I thought you were... Dowager Empress Marie: I know very well who you thought I was. Who exactly are you? Anya: Eh...I ...I was hoping you could tell me. Dowager Empress Marie: [signs] My dear, I'm old and I'm tired of being conned and tricked. Anya: I don't want to trick you. Dowager Empress Marie: And I suppose the money doesn't interest you either? Anya: I just want to know who I am whether or not I belong to a family, your family. Dowager Empress Marie: You're a very good actress. The best yet, in fact. But I've had enough. [starts to leave] Anya: [after smelling a scent] Peppermint? Dowager Empress Marie: [holds her steps, still suspicious] An oil for my hands. Anya: Yes. I spilled a bottle. The carpet was soaked and it forever smelled of peppermint. Like you. I used to lie there on that rug and, oh, how I missed you when you went away. When you came here, to Paris. [Dowager Empress Marie notices Anya, playing with a key around her neck] Dowager Empress Marie: [pointing to the key] What is that? Anya: [holding the key] This? Well, I've always had it... Ever since before I can remember. Dowager Empress Marie: [holding out her hand] May I? [Anya takes off the key and hands it to her] It was our secret. My Anastasia's and mine. [takes the music box from her bag.] Anya: The music box. [takes the music box from Dowager Empress Marie] To sing me to sleep when you were in Paris. [Takes the key and begins humming the lullaby. The the music box begins to play and Anya starts to sing the lullaby and Dowager Empress Marie joins in to the end] Dowager Empress Marie: [with cracking voice] Oh Anastasia! My Anastasia! [Anya and Marie throw their arms around each other in an emotional embrace while Dimitri is on the street looking up at the window as he blows a kiss and he sadly walks away.] – Anastasia Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Ed: Listen up. The ratings just came in for last month. We are number one. We just grabbed every key demographic. [Everyone cheers.] Brian: Yeah! Yeah! Ron: Super duper, gang! Super duper! That's nice! Way to go! Neat-o, gang. Brick: Yes! Ron: Boy, Ed, that is good news. I gotta be honest. [Ron and Ed shake hands and hug.] Ed: Congrats, congrats. Ron: That is good news! Brian: All right! [Garth lights Ed's cigar.] Ed: [to Garth] Stick around. Make sure these guys don't party too much. Garth: Uh, they don't ever really listen to me, Ed. Ed: Just get it done. Garth: Okay. – Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Ron: Hello. Veronica: Hello. Ron: Hope I'm not disturbing you, but, uh, I saw you from across the party, and, uh, I don't usually do this, but I felt compelled to tell you something. You have an absolutely breathtaking heinie. I mean, that thing is good. I wanna be with friends with it. Veronica: Well, you certainly know how to compliment a woman. Now, if you'll excuse me. [She starts to leave.] Ron: Do you know who I am? Veronica: No, I - I can't say that I do. Ron: I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal. Veronica: Really? Ron: People know me. Veronica: Well, I'm very happy for you. Ron: I'm very important. Uh, I have many leather-bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. I - I - I'm friends with Merlin Olsen, too. He's - comes over on occasion. [He laughs.] Ron: That's stupid. Veronica: No, no, that's . . . very exciting. Ron: Listen, can - can I start over again? Veronica: Sure. Ron: I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there. And if you like, you can take it. If you don't, send it right back. I wanna be on you. [Veronica leaves.] Ron: Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I . . . I wanna be on you. – Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Brian: Oh, that was one crazy party. I am hung over! Champ: Tell me about it. I woke up this morning, and I shit a squirrel. I mean it. Literally. Hell of it is, damn thing's still alive. So, I got this shit-covered squirrel down there in the office. Don't know what to name it. Brick: Aw, I'm sorry, Champ. I think I ate your chocolate squirrel. [Garth and Ed enter the conference room.] Garth: All right, guys. Let's focus up. Ed: Morning, everyone. Here are the stories we're gonna be chasing today. It looks like Ling Wong, the rare panda at the San Diego Zoo, is pregnant. Garth: This is a big one. Ed: Now, this could be the big story of the summer. Network is gonna be wanting plenty of coverage. And speaking of network, word on the street is they're looking for a new anchor. So, Ron - [Ron wakes up.] Ron: Huh? Network? Are they here? Ed: In addition, a lot of you have been hearing the affiliates complaining about a lack of diversity on the news team. Champ: What in the hell's diversity? [Ron clears his throat.] Ron: Well, I - I could be wrong, but I believe, uh, Diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era. [Ron and Brick nod.] Someone in the conference room: That's right. Ed: Ron, I would be surprised if the affiliates were concerned about the lack of an old, old wooden ship, but nice try. Uh, diversity means that times are changing, and with that in mind - Ron, are you paying attention? Ron: Nope. Ed: Well, this concerns all of us. Ron: Okay. – Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Brian: I mean, come on, Ed, it's bullcrap! D - Don't get me wrong, I loves the ladies. I mean, they rev my engines, but they don't belong in the newsroom! Champ: It is anchorman, not anchorlady! And that is a scientific fact! Brian: Uh-huh. Brick: I don't know what we're yelling about! Brian: You're with us, Ron. What do you think? Ron: Shit! Sh-- it's terrible! She has beautiful eyes, and her hair smells like cinnamon! Brian: Mm-hmm. Brick: Loud noises! Ed: All right, everyone relax. She's not gonna take anyone's airtime, okay? Brick: I heard somewhere that their periods attract bears. The bears can smell the menstruation. Brian: Well, that's just great. You hear that, Ed? Bears. Now, you're putting the whole station in jeopardy. Champ: I will say one thing for her, Ed. She does have a nice, big old behind. [He laughs.] Champ: I'd like to put some barbecue sauce on that butt and just bite, bite, bite, bite, munch, munch, munch! Ah-woo! [Ed and Brian are cracking up.] Ed: Stop it! Oh, Jesus. [Champ continues barking and does not see Veronica enter the room. Ed and Brian stop laughing upon realizing that she is there.] Champ: Oh, oh, oh, look at the full-moon butt! Look at it! [He continues barking.] Brian: Champ! Champ! Champ, Champ! [Brian motions to Champ to be quiet, and Champ turns and sees Veronica and becomes silent.] Veronica Corningstone: Mr. Harkin, I was just wondering if you knew when my office would be ready. Edward "Ed" Harkin: Well, that might take some time. For now, why don't you just grab a desk in the bullpen? Ron: You can use my office! Then, afterwards, maybe we can go to lunch! Ed: Lower your voice, Ron. Ron: Mm-hm! Veronica: All right. Well, thank you, Mr. Harkin. I'll go get my desk set up. [Veronica leaves Ed's office, and Champ and Brian crack up again.] Champion "Champ" Kind: Oh, she is a saucy mama! – Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Champ: What's this? Wes: Well, well, well. Ron Burgundy and the Channel Four News team. Ron: Hello, Wes Mantooth. Hello, Evening News team. Wes: Hey, nice clothes, gentlemen. I didn't know that the Salvation Army was having a sale. [Wes and his news team laugh, and Wes flicks his cigarette at Ron.] Wes: Am I right? Am I right? Look at these guys! [They continue laughing.] Brick: Hey! Where did you get those clothes? At the toilet store? We: What are you doing on our station's turf, Burgundy? You're about to get a serious beat down. Champ: I will smash your face into a car windshield and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again! [Wes's colleagues are forced to restrain an enraged Wes while Brick restrains Champ. Ron puts himself between Champ and Wes] Wes: Dorothy Mantooth is a saint! You understand me? Dorothy Mantooth is a saint! Ron: Hey, leave the mothers out of this. All right? [Ron adjusts Champ's collar while Brian makes fighting motions at the Evening News team.] Ron: It's unnecessary. Besides, I'm sure Wes here is just upset about finishing second in the ratings again. [Brian winces.] Brian: Ooh! [He laughs.] Wes: That's completely uncalled for, Burgundy. You know those rating systems are flawed. They don't take in account houses that have, uh, more than two television sets and other - other things of that nature. Ron: I guess I have to take you at your word, number two. [Ron, Brian, Champ, and Brick laugh at this, and Brian holds up a number two sign on his hand.] Ron: You have a great day, fellas. We'll see you around the bend. [They walk off while Wes hits his news team's van.] Wes: Son of a bitch! Brian: Excusez-moi, numéro two. Wes: Hey, Burgundy. You know those sample audiences aren't big enough! Stop hiding behind those phony numbers, Burgundy! I'm coming after you! I hate you, Ron Burgundy. I hate you! [to his news team] Can't say - can't say one word? Even the guy who can't think says something! You just stand there? Come on! – Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Champ walks up to Veronica Corningstone's desk.] Champ: Let me just grab this. [He pretends to grab a pencil but tries grabbing her breast instead.] Champ: Oh, sorry about that. Whammy. [He starts walking away.] Veronica: Hmm. Uh, Champ? Champ: Yeah? Veronica: You're trying to touch my breast, aren't you? Champ: What can I say? I like the way you're put together. What do you say we go out on a date? Have some chicken, maybe some sex. You know, see what happens? Veronica: Oh, let me get this over here. [She punches Champ in the groin, causing him to groan in pain.] Veronica: Oh, sorry. [She grabs a tape dispenser.] Veronica: There it is. – Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Ron: Let's go to Brian Fantana who's live on the scene with a Channel Four News exclusive. Brian? Brian: Panda Watch! The mood is tense. I have been on some serious, serious reports but nothing quite like this. I, uh, Ching King is inside right now. I tried to get an interview with him, but they said "No, you can't do that, he's a live bear, he will literally rip your face off." [to the Panda] Hey, you're making me look stupid. Get out here, panda jerk! Ron: Great story. Compelling and rich. Well, that's going to do it for all of us here at Channel Four News. You stay classy, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy? Ed: Damn it! Who typed a question mark on the teleprompter? For the last time, anything you put on that prompter, Burgundy will read! – Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Brian: Well, I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. [Brian and Ron.] Brian: Time to musk up. [He opens the door to reveal different types of colognes.] Ron: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. [He laughs.] Ron: What cologne are you gonna go with? London Gentleman or . . . wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight? Brian: No. She gets a special cologne. It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries. Yep. It's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good. Ron: It's quite pungent. Brian: Oh yeah. Ron: It's a formidable scent. [He cringes while Brian daubs the cologne on his neck.] Ron: It stings the nostrils. [He laughs.] Ron: In a good way. Brian: Yeah. Ron: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you. That smells like pure gasoline. Brian: They've done studies, you know? 60% of the time, it works every time. Ron: That doesn't make any sense. Brian: Well, let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr. [Brian growls, leaves the office, and approaches Veronica.] Brian: Hey, sweet cheeks. Got an invite I'd like to extend your way. Veronica: My God. What is that smell? Oh! Brian: That's the smell of desire, my lady. Veronica: God no, it smells like - like a used diaper filled with Indian food. Oh! Excuse me. Brian: You know, desire smells like that to some people. [Other people start reacting to the cologne.] News station employee: What is that? It smells like a turd covered in burnt hair! [Another woman passes by Brian and reacts in disgust.] Woman: It smells like Bigfoot's dick! [Almost all of the employees flee the office to avoid the smell, and a woman starts screaming. Brian looks at his watch.] Brian: Oh. [The smell is so strong that it sets off the fire alarm. Brian tries acting casual and walks away.] Brian: Oh, what's that smell, huh? [The scene cuts to Brian being jet-hosed in the parking lot.] Hoser: This is worse than the time the raccoon got in the copier! – Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Brick makes a fake cough.] Brick: Cough. Look over here. Excuse me, Veronica. Veronica: Yes, what is it, Brick? Brick: I would like to extend to you, an invitation to the Pants Party. Veronica: Excuse me? Brick: The party, the pants, party with the pants? Veronica: Brick, are you saying that there is a party in your pants and that I'm invited? Brick: That's it. Veronica: Mm. Did Brian tell you to say this, Brick? Brick: No, yes, he did. Veronica: Okay. No, I don't want to go to a party in your pants. Brick: Very well. [He turns to Ian.] Brick: Ian! Would you like to go to a party in my pants? Ian: No, Brick. Brick: All right. Let's go! – Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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