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Ron: Veronica Corningstone and I had sex, and we are now in love! Did I say that loud? Brian: Yeah, you pretty much yelled it. Ron: Well, I don't care. It's fantastic! Champ: What's it like, Ron? Ron: The intimate times? Outta sight, my man! Brian: No, the other thing. Love. Brick: Yeah. What is that? – Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Brian: I think I was in love once. Ron: Really? What was her name? Brian: I don't remember. Ron: That's not a good start, but keep going. Brian: She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart, and we made out for hours. Then, we parted ways, never to see each other again. Ron: Brian, I'm pretty sure that's not love. Brian: Damn it! Brick: I love carpet. [Ron nods understandingly.] Brick: I love desk. Ron: Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them? Brick: I love lamp. Ron: Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying that because you saw it? Brick: I- I love lamp! I love lamp. – Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Ron: You really want to know what love is? [Champ nods his head.] Champ: Yeah. Brian: Yes! Tell us! Brick: More than anything in the world, Ron! Ron: Well, it's really quite simple. It's kinda like... [He starts singing "Afternoon Delight".] Ron: "Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight, gonna grab some afternoon delight. My motto's always been 'when it's right, it's right', why wait until the middle of a cold dark night?" [Champ, Brian, and Brick join in.] Everyone: "When everything's a little clearer in the light of day. And, we know the night is always gonna be here anyway!" Brick and Brian: "Thinking of you's workin' up my appetite, looking forward to a little afternoon delight. Rubbing sticks and stones together makes the sparks ignite, and the thought of loving you is getting so exciting, sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight." [Ron stops singing.] Ron: You guys have it. [Everyone sings.] Everyone: "Afternoon delight!" [Champ, Brian, and Brick stop singing.] Champ: I dunno, Ron. That sounds kinda crazy. Brian: Sounds like you have mental problems, man. Brick: Yeah, you got mental problems, man. Brian: Yeah, it really does. Brick: Man. [Everyone sings.] Everyone: "Afternoon delight!" – Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Champ: The bottom line is you've been spending a lot of time with this lady, Ron. You're a member of the Channel Four News team. Ron: That's a given. That's a given. Champ: We need you. Hell, I need you. I'm a mess without you. I miss you so damn much. I miss being with you. I miss being near you. I miss your laugh. [He laughs brokenly.] I miss your scent. I miss your musk. When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together! Brian: Take it easy, Champ. Why don't you stop talking for a while? Ron: Yeah, sit the next couple plays out, if you know what I mean. – Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Motorcyclist: What do you love? Ron: I love poetry and a glass of scotch, and, of course, my friend Baxter here. Motorcyclist: Well, now, guess what, this is happening. [He grabs Baxter.] Ron: Excuse me, excuse me, what are you doing? [The motorcyclist punts Baxter over bridge.] Motorcyclist: That's how I roll! Ron: Baxter! [gasps.] NOOOOOOOO!!!! – Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Brian: Where are you, Ron? Ron: I'm in a glass case of emotion! – Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Veronica picks up the phone.] Veronica: Veronica Corningstone. Ron: Hello. This is your doctor. I have your pregnancy results here, and guess what? You, you got knocked up, so you should probably get out of news. Veronica: Who is this? Ron: This is Dr. Chim. Dr. Chim Richalds. Richalds. Veronica: Is this you, Ron? Ron: I'm a professional doctor. You saw me. You don't remember. You were drunk. You should - you should go, you should get out of news. Veronica: This is pathetic. Ron: You're pathetic. [He hangs up.] Champ: How'd it go? Ron: I think she bought it. – Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
BBC Anchor: Wait! Here's a headline for you: "Moronic Yank Wank-orman Gets a Bloody Good Hiding From Newsreader From a Superior Country." For we are the BBC News Service! [BBC news team shouts] Ron Burgundy: Oh, not now! Jack Lime: [To his news team] Fall back, fall back. [MTV news team rappels down] Wesley Jackson: If y'all gonna get down, then Wesley Jackson and the MTV news crew want in! Brian Fantana: What's "MTV"? Ron Burgundy: I think it's a venereal disease. Wesley Jackson: The most requested video of the day: A new band called "Burgundy sucking chest wound"! [MTV news team shouts] [Entertainment News team arrives on a dune buggy] Jill Jansen: It wouldn't be a battle without Jill Jansen... Wendy Van Peel: And Wendy Van Peel, from Entertainment News. BBC Anchor: Entertainment News is an abomination! Wendy Van Peel: Who are you wearing today? Oh, look, it's your own blood! Jill Jansen: Today's celebrity birthdays: None. Today's celebrity deaths: All you dick-licks! Brian Fantana: I like how they're put together. Champ Kind: I like fighting girls. Jill Jansen: I like to cunt-punt cowboys. Wendy Van Peel: You eat pussy? Jill Jansen: You're gonna. Scott Riles: HEEEEYYY! There's not gonna be any fight without Scott Riles and the incredibly polite Canadian News Team. [Canada News Team shouts] Quebec News Anchor: What about the French-speaking Quebec News? The real voice of Canada! Scott Riles: Give it a rest, eh? Champ Kind: Give me a break! They can't have news. Nothing happens in Canada! Scott Riles: We're gonna mop the floor with ya! We're gonna put the boots to ya! Sorry. Quebec News Anchor: Sorry. We're gonna gouge yer eyes out, and kick yer head in! Scott Riles and Quebec News Anchor: Sorry! Brick Tamland: ...I like your ginger ale! [ SportsCenter theme plays] Jeff Bullington: Jeff Bullington, ESPN, all sports. Tonight's Play of the Day is me, extracting your spine from your dead body! Brian Fantana: Holy shit, there's a lot of news! Ron Burgundy: It's true, the market has become saturated. History Network Host: Hey! The History Network wants in on this. We're news too! Only news told much, much later! [History Network team shouts] Ron Burgundy: Wait a minute, is that the ghost of Stonewall Jackson with you? History Network Host: Yes, it is. And the mighty minotaur! Jack Lime: Eh, I don't know about this, man. The minotaur isn't even history. It's mythology! Ron Burgundy: Hey, let's not downplay the fact that that's the ghost of Stonewall Jackson! Ghost of Stonewall Jackson: May the Lord anoint this hallowed field of battle. Mack Tannen: You guys got room in this battle for an old war horse? Ron Burgundy: Mack Tannen? What are you doing here, you're too old for this! Mack Tannen: Well, you see, there's the thing: When there's an early moon, I almost feel like a stallion again! Champ Kind: He's on our side, right Ron? [Tannen transforms into a werewolf] Ron Burgundy: He's a were-hyena! Wesley Jackson: I'm gonna call Michael Jackson, I got a video idea! Ron Burgundy: Alright, everyone, listen up! By virtue of being on this battlefield, there is no return! People will die! Jill Jansen: [Quietly] I'm so horny right now. Ron Burgundy: Some will be disfigured! In some cases, lasting friendships will be made! And as usual: No touching of the hair and face! Scott Riles: C'mon! What do we look like, rookies? Scott Riles and Quebec News anchor: Sorry. Ron Burgundy: When El Trousias, Maiden of the Clouds, blows the battle horn, let the battle begin! El Trousias: I am El Trousias! Hear my sirens song! [Blows her horn] Jeff Bullington: El Trousias...the juiciest, hmm! El Trousias: [Finishes blowing her horn]...That means you can start. – Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Ron Burgundy: Brick, what the hell is that? Brick Tamland: It's a gun...from the future. Wesley Jackson: No fair, he has a gun from the future! Ron Burgundy: Where did you get it from? – Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Bobbi Campbell: Well, you know, if the gay community doesn't start raising hell, do you think Reagan is going to do a damn thing? The Choreographer: I wish I had your courage. Bobbi Campbell: Courage... no. I'm scared to death. I just have this self-determination to live. Don't you? – And the Band Played On Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Eddie Papasano: Let me tell you people something, no matter what happens here today, if you try to close my joint, I 'll sue the ass off you. Dr. Don Francis: Doesn't it bother you knowing that the people who have sex in your bath-house are playing Russian roulette? Eddie Papasano: Please just cut out this bullshit. We're all in this for one thing: money. I make'em when the guys come in. You doctors, you make'em when they go out. – And the Band Played On Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Bobbi Campbell: Now for years and years and years people in my hometown were telling me I was a freak because of my sexual orientation, until I came to San Francisco, and I found a community of freaks just like me. We stood together. We stood together! And it took a long time. But we finally forced this one tiny spot of the universe, the Castro, to realize that how we choose to have sex, and where, is our own damn business. Which to all other people who haven't gone through what we've gone through sounds funny and they may laugh, but I know speaking for most of us, I would rather die as a human being than continue living as a freak. Dr. Mervyn Silverman: Clearly there's a lot of strong feeling on the subject... Voice in the crowd: What good is all the gay rights in the world if we are all dead? – And the Band Played On Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Blood Bank executive: Is the CDC seriously suggesting that the blood industry spends $100M a year to use the test for the wrong disease because we have a handful of transfusion fatalities and eight dead hemophiliacs? Dr. Don Francis: How many dead hemophiliacs do you need? How many people have to die to make it cost effecient for you people to do something about it? A hundred? A thousand? Give us a number so we won't annoy you again until the amount of money you begin spending on lawsuits make it more profitable for you to save people than to kill them. – And the Band Played On Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Dr. Robert Gallo: All right, explain one thing to me. Ten times ten times ten, my name is in every book ever written on the human retrovirus. Why would you get in bed with the French instead of me? Dr. Don Francis: Is it you against the French? I thought we were all against the virus. If you go to court now, everybody loses. You, the people who die while you quibble... Dr. Robert Gallo: [Interrupting] What do you want? Dr. Don Francis: I want to stop you from turning a holocaust into an international pissing contest! – And the Band Played On Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
(as Catch looks at Sharon) Sharon: What?! Catch: Oh, I was trying to picture you without your clothes on! Sharon: (surprised) Excuse me?! Catch: Oh, not like that; I mean I'm trying to picture you without your uniform, on your day off... with regular clothes. – Angel Eyes Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Robby: So I take it your little date sucked? Sharon: I just don't have to tell my life story to a total stranger. "What do you do?" and "Where are you from?" It's endless. Robby: No, I think the problem was you didn't wanna clean his little bitty pipes too soon. Sharon: No, the problem is that all I wanted to do was clean his pipes. It was the conversation that was ticking me off. Robby: Well, baby girl, if it's servicing you need... Sharon: Shut the hell up. – Angel Eyes Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Harry Angel: How did he die? Cop: Technically? Asphyxiation by his own genitalia. Harry Angel: And not so technically? Cop: Somebody cut his dick off, stuffed it in his mouth and choked him to death. – Angel Heart Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Louis Cyphre: Some religions think that the egg is the symbol of the soul, did you know that? Harry Angel: No I didn't know that. Louis Cyphre: Would you like an egg? Harry Angel: No, thank you. I got a thing about chickens. [Sees Cyphre crunching an egg] – Angel Heart Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Harry Angel: What's your name? Epiphany Proudfoot: Epiphany Proudfoot. Harry Angel: Your mother left you a very beautiful name, Epiphany. Epiphany Proudfoot: Not much else. – Angel Heart Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Harry Angel: She was doing my chart. I gave her Johnny's birthdate, February 14th. Except someone got to her and took out their own Valentine card. They split her open, and they cut out her heart. I guess she couldn't predict the future for herself. Louis Cyphre: The future isn't what it used to be Mr. Angel. – Angel Heart Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Cop: You're going to burn for this, Angel. Harry Angel: I know. In hell. [Sees his grandson's eyes glowing] – Angel Heart Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Camerlengo Patrick McKenna: Mr Langdon, you are correct that I may grant you access to the archives. Robert Langdon: Thank you, Padre. Camerlengo Patrick McKenna: I said that you are correct that I may, not-not that I will. Christianity's most sacred codices are in that archive. Given your recent entanglement with the church... there is a question I'd like to ask you first, here, in the office of His Holiness. Do you believe in God, Sir? Robert Langdon: Father, I simply believe that religion...... Camerlengo Patrick McKenna: I did not ask you if you believe what man says about God. I asked you if you believe in God. Robert Langdon: I'm an academic. My mind tells me I will never understand God. Camerlengo Patrick McKenna: And your heart? Robert Langdon: Tells me I'm not meant to. Faith is a gift that I have yet to receive. Camerlengo Patrick McKenna: Be delicate with our treasures. – Angels & Demons Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Roger and J.P. are watching the game from a tree near the stadium and listening to the radio broadcast; on the field, George Knox starts walking out to the mound] Ranch Wilder: [on the radio] With another example of his infamous temper, manager George Knox calls time out. He is going to have a word with his pitcher, Frank Gates. Roger: I don't think it's going to be a happy word. Ranch: And it looks like Knox is going to take Gates out. Gates doesn't look too, pleased about this. [on the field] George Knox: Give me the ball. Frank Gates: It ain't my fault, you need a new outfield. George Knox: [louder] You're out of here, GIVE ME THE BALL!!! Frank Gates: Do you want the ball? Well, here you go. [starts to hand it over] GO GET IT! [throws it aside and starts to hand his glove over] Do you want my glove? WELL, GO GET IT. [throws it as well]. Ranch Wilder: [on the radio] Gates has thrown his ball and glove into the stands! George Knox: [lunges at Gates] Oh, Go on, get out of here, you're finished Gates. [they begin fighting with each other] Ranch Wilder: [on the radio] And now Knox has attacked his own pitcher! Players: Uh-oh. Ranch: This is outrageous! George Knox is fighting off his own players. [in the tree] Roger: [sighs] Surprise, surprise... – Angels in the Outfield Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mapel: [singing while taking off his baseball team jersey] We are the boys of summer, and it's a big bummer. No matter who we play, we give the game away. 'Cause we can't win. That would be a sin. We even lose the games before they begin-- George Knox: SAVE IT, MAPEL! [after speaking to Mapel who accidentally bumps his back on the pole in a surprised staring look at his manager, the whole team stares at George Knox as he walks over to the snack table and knocks it over with both of his hands] Players: Oh! Triscuitt Messmer: Bummer. George Knox: One more loss! One more loss which could've been a win! And you call yourselves "professionals"! I have never ever seen a worst group of 25 players! You don't think as a team, you don't play as a team, you don't even lose as a team! You all got your heads so far up your butts, you can't even see the light of day! One more loss and I'll [picks up chair]... and I'll do this [throws it at a baseball bat rack and the bats go flying all over the whole locker room, as the players duck for cover]...to each and every one of you!! Whitt Bass: [bat misses him as he pulls his face back] Oh-ho-hoo! [bat hits him in the head and has a blank look] George Knox: I want you... here in uniform at 9 tomorrow! We're going back to work on fundamentals!! Ray Mitchell: Fundamentals!? In the middle of the season!? Whitt Bass: [still with a blank look] I thought the game had started at 1? George Knox: It does start at 1, and you're a jackass! Whitt Bass: No, I'm a pitcher. [after speaking to George Knox who angrily leaves the locker room while making some angry groaning and moaning, grunting sounds to himself while putting both of his hands above his head] Pablo Garcia: You can be a pitcher and a jackass. José Martinez: Sí, it's very common. Whitt Bass: Oh! [faintly falls into his locker area while feeling unconscious] – Angels in the Outfield Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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