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Steve Andrews:
Dave! Doc Hallen's been killed!

Lieutenant Dave:
Doc Hallen? What happened?

Steve Andrews:
It's over at his place! You've gotta come now!

Lieutenant Dave:
Now wait a minute, Steve. Tell us what happened.

Steve Andrews:
I'm trying to tell you – that this thing has killed the Doc!

Sgt. Jim Bert:
What was it?! Out with it, kid!

Steve Andrews:
Well it's kind of a... It's kind of a mass. It keeps getting bigger and bigger.

Lieutenant Dave:
Come on, Steve, make sense.

Steve Andrews:
I know, I know! Look, Dave, you gotta see this thing to believe what I'm telling you.

Sgt. Jim Bert:
Maybe this thing you saw was a... monster?

Steve Andrews:
Yeah, maybe it was. I don't know.

Lieutenant Dave:
Hold on, Jim. Now what is this, Steve? A little while ago it was driving backwards, now it's monsters.

Jane Martin:
He's not making it up, Dave, honest!

Steve Andrews:
Dave, I'm not kidding you, I swear, come out to the Doc's. You can see it for yourself.

Sgt. Jim Bert:
You're crazy if you go. Can't you see it's a gag?

Lieutenant Dave:
He says Doc Hallen's dead, Jim. We've got to check it out. Let's go.

The Blob  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Steve Andrews:
[Trying to get everybody's attention] Listen, now listen to me, everybody, this town is in danger. Now, several people have been killed already! Now we – we had to make this noise so you would listen to us, so we could warn you!

Man:
If we're in trouble, where's the police?

Sgt. Jim Bert:
[Sees Steve] You, boy, this time you really hung yourself.

Steve Andrews:
Now, look, Sarge. Just give me a chance to talk to them, that's all.

Sgt. Jim Bert:
I don't know what kind of stunt it is you're pulling here, but whatever it is, it's going to stop right now!

Officer Ritchie:
Here comes Dave!

Lieutenant Dave:
What's going on here, Jim? Steve!

Steve Andrews:
Dave, make them listen to me. There IS a monster! We saw it again at dad's store, and it's bigger now!

Sgt. Jim Bert:
Your story's gotten bigger now, kid.

Steve Andrews:
Dave, look at me! Do I look like somebody's playing a practical joke? Am I laughing, or am I scared stiff?

Lieutenant Dave:
He's telling the truth.

The Blob  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Last lines]

Lieutenant Dave:
At least we've got it stopped.

Steve Andrews:
Yeah, as long as the Arctic stays cold.

The Blob  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jaleel White:
[on the set of Whitaker and Fowl, talking to his co-star, a chicken] Listen, Whitaker, I'm not your sister, I'm not your girlfriend and I'm not your priest. So, if you wanna remain my partner, I got two words for you, shut the heck up! You talk way too much! OK, can we cut? Can we... cause this, this ain't workin' for me at all. What are you, doing, are you fumigating me or something!

Marty Wolf:
Move! Why did you call "cut"? I did not tell you to stop acting, Urkel!

Jaleel White:
Wolf, how many times have I told you NOT to call me Urkel?!! My name is Jaleel White, OK? Urkel was a character I played when I was a child!

Marty Wolf:
Okay, "Jaleel"! What's the problem, huh?

Jaleel White:
You want to know the problem? You wanna know the problem? I'm getting nothing from the chicken, that's the problem. He just sits there with his head all slumped over. I have absolutely no idea what my motivation is!

Marty Wolf:
Okay, well you're a police officer named Fowl.

Jaleel White:
Mmm-hmmm.

Marty Wolf:
Your new partner is a crime fighting chicken named Whitaker. And your motivation is a nice fat pay check that's keeping you from working at the drive-thru window at McDonalds!

Jaleel White:
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa! Watch yourself, Wolf, watch yourself!

Marty Wolf:
No, you watch yourself, pal! You're just lucky I'm not making you wear the freaky glasses and suspenders.

Big Fat Liar  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Kaylee:
What's with the Cokes?

Jason Shepherd:
The machine! It's rigged! They're free! Haha, they're free!

Big Fat Liar  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jason Shepherd:
As much as I wanted to write my paper, I mean I really really wanted to write my paper I couldn't and it's because I spent all last night in Greenbury General Emergancy room. See, my mom made Swedish meatballs for dinner. It'd my dad's favorite and he was so excited he accidently swallowed one whole. It was awful. He started choking, his face turned purple.The meatball was litterly bulging out of his neck. We rushed to the ER. I kept trying to write my paper in the waiting room but it was too hard. I needed to be by my father's side. After all he's the only dad I got.

Mrs. Phyllis Caldwell:
You are lying through your teeth, you little demon.

Big Fat Liar  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Marty Wolf:
Let go of the monkey.

Jason Shepherd:
Call my Dad.

Marty Wolf:
Never.

Jason Shepherd:
Yes.

Marty Wolf:
NOOO!!! Ah! That's it, kid! It's over! You lose, and I win!

Jason Shepherd:
I don't think so, Wolf.

Marty Wolf:
Oh, you don't think so? Come on, Jason. You're smarter than that. You write a story, I steal it, and now I'm about to start shooting the greatest movie of my career.

Jason Shepherd:
So you admit you stole my story?

Marty Wolf:
We've been over this. It's ancient history. Yeah, I stole your story, whoop-de-doodle-do! You happy now? I STOLE JASON SHEPHERD'S PAPER AND TURNED IT INTO BIG FAT LIAR! You know who's listening, pal, hmm? No one. And they never will. So for the last time, give it up, because I will never, ever, ever, like never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, infinity, tell the truth. [blows raspberry]

Jason Shepherd:
Because the truth's overrated, right?

Marty Wolf:
That's right!

Director:
And cut!

Big Fat Liar  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Edward:
Having a kid changes everything. I mean, there's the diapers and the burping and the midnight feedings...

Will:
Did you do any of that?

Edward:
No, but I hear it's terrible. Then you spend years trying to corrupt and mislead this child, fill its head with nonsense and still it turns out perfectly fine.

Big Fish  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Norther Winslow:
I've been working on this poem for 12 years.

Edward:
Really.

Norther Winslow:
There's a lot of expectation. I don't want to disappoint my fans...the grass so green, skies so blue, spectre is really great!

Edward:
It's only three lines long.

Norther Winslow:
This is why you should never show a work in progress.

Big Fish  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Beamen:
You won't find a better place!

Edward:
I don't expect to.

Jenny:
Promise me you'll come back.

Edward:
I promise. Someday. When I'm really supposed to.

Big Fish  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Man in crowd:
Mayor, he ate an entire cornfield!

Young girl in crowd:
He ate my dog!

Big Fish  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mayor:
Son that creature could crush you without trying.

Edward:
Oh trust me— he'll have to try.

Big Fish  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Edward:
Will never told you?... Ah, probably just as well. He would have told it wrong anyway. All the facts and none of the flavor.

Josephine:
Oh... so this is a tall tale?

Edward:
Well, it's not a short one.

Big Fish  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Amos:
Tell me, Karl, have you ever heard the term “involuntary servitude?”

Karl:
No.

Amos:
Unconscionable contract?

Karl:
Uh... Nope.

Amos:
Great! Here you go.

Big Fish  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Edward:
You don't know me, but my name is Edward Bloom and I love you. I've spent the last three years working to find out who you are. I've been shot and stabbed and trampled a few times— I broke my ribs twice— but it's all been worth it to see you here, now, and to finally get to talk to you. Because I'm destined to marry you. I knew it the first moment I saw you at the circus. And I know it now more than ever.

Sandra:
I'm sorry.

Edward:
You don't have to apologize to me. I'm the luckiest person you'll find today.

Sandra:
No, I'm sorry. I'm engaged to be married. But you're wrong. I do know you. At least by reputation. Edward Bloom from Ashton. See, I'm actually engaged to a boy from Ashton. Don Price. He was a few years older than you.

Edward:
Well... congratulations. I'm sorry to have bothered you...

Big Fish  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Josephine:
You never told me how your parents met.

Will:
They met at Auburn.

Josephine:
What about the details? How they fell in love. The Circus. The War. You never told me any of that.

Will:
That's because most of it never happened.

Josephine:
But it's romantic.

Big Fish  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Will:
You have to understand. When I was growing up, he was gone more than he was here. And I started thinking— maybe he has a second life somewhere else. With another family, another house— he leaves us, he goes to them. Or maybe there is no second family. Maybe he never wanted a family. But whatever it is, maybe he likes that second life better. And the reason he tells all those stories is because he can't stand this boring place.

Josephine:
But it's not true.

Will:
What is "true"? He's never told me a single true thing.

Big Fish  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Edward:
What do you want, Will? Who do you want me to be?

Will:
Yourself. Good, bad, everything. Just show me who you are for once.

Edward:
I have been nothing but myself since the day I was born. And if you can't see that, it's your failing, not mine.

Big Fish  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Sandra:
It was during the war. Your father went missing. They thought he was dead.

Will:
That really happened?

Sandra:
Not everything your father says is a complete fabrication.

Big Fish  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jenny:
One day, Edward Bloom left, and never returned to the town he'd saved. As for the girl, the common belief was that she'd become a witch, and crazy at that. She became something of a legend herself. And the story ended where it began.

Will:
Well, logically, you couldn't be the witch, because she was old when he was young.

Jenny:
Well, it's logical if you think like your father. See, to him, there's only two women: your mother and everyone else... And one day I realized I was in love with a man who could never love me back. I was living in a fairy tale... I'm not sure I should have told you any of this... I wanted to be as important to him as you were, and I was never going to be. I was make-believe and... his other life, you, you were real.

Big Fish  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Will:
As we get-as we get close to the river, we see that everybody is already there.

Will:
And I mean everyone...it's-it's unbelievable.

Edward:
The story...of my life.

Will:
And the strange thing is,there's not a sad face to be found,everyone is just so glad to see you.And send you off right.

Will:
You become what you always were...a very big fish...and that's how it happens.

Edward:
Exactly.

Big Fish  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[First lines; At a Bot Fight]

Announcer:
THE WINNER, BY TOTAL ANNIHILATION... YAMA!

Yama:
Who's next?! Who has the guts to step into the ring with Little Yama?!

[People in the crowd nervously hide their robots, too scared to fight.]

Hiro:
Can I try?

[Everyone turns around to see a fourteen-year-old boy, holding a cute little robot. This is Hiro.]

Hiro:
[innocently] I have a robot. I built it myself.

[Everyone laughs at Hiro's pathetic robot.]

Announcer:
Beat it, kid. House rules: You gotta pay to play.

Hiro:
Oh. Uh... is this enough? [Holds up a handful of money]

Yama:
What's your name, little boy?

Hiro:
[shyly] Hiro. Hiro Hamada.

Yama:
Prepare your bot... Zero.

[Hiro and Yama prepare to fight.]

Announcer:
Two bots enter, one bot leaves. Fighters ready...? FIGHT!

[Hiro's robot is destroyed in seconds.]

Hiro:
That was my first fight. I-I– Ca-Can I try again?

Yama:
No one likes a sore loser, little boy. Go home.

Hiro:
I've got more money.

[He reluctantly places the rest of his money on the plate for a second fight.]

Announcer:
Fighters ready? FIGHT!

[Megabot suddenly reassembles itself. Hiro drops his "shy, innocent little boy" act.]

Hiro:
Megabot, destroy! [Grins evilly]

Big Hero 6  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Tadashi:
Hiro! Get on!

Hiro:
Tadashi! Ah, perfect timing!

Big Hero 6  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Tadashi:
Are you okay?

Hiro:
Yes.

Tadashi:
Are you hurt?

Hiro:
No.

Tadashi:
THEN WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, KNUCKLEHEAD!?

Big Hero 6  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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