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V.I.N.CENT: [beep] 2130; day 547. Unscheduled course correction due at 2200. Pre-correction check: rotation axis plus three degrees. Nitrous oxide pressure: 4100 rising to 5,000. Quad jet C and D on preselect. Rotor ignition sequence beginning in 3-0. Thruster line reactors on standby. Dan Holland: V.I.N.CENT, notify me with 15 to go. Alex? Durant: Yes, Dan? Dan Holland: Have you determined a difference in ETAs with and without our correction? Durant: Working on it. You know, we shouldn't be needing a correction at this time. V.I.N.CENT, run a confirmation on the last inertial fix and check it with another celestial, please. V.I.N.CENT: [beep] I have. It is correct. But I think I've found the reason for our present variation. Mr. Pizer? Lieutenant Charles Pizer: Yes, V.I.N.CENT? V.I.N.CENT: [beep] Mr. Pizer, I think you should come up here. – The Black Hole Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Dan Holland: It's only dinner. V.I.N.CENT: Said the spider to the fly. – The Black Hole Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Harry Booth: If Reinhart has anti-gravity strong enough to hold us here, I figure he's got enough to pull away. Lieutenant Charles Pizer: So? Harry Booth: So? So why not take this ship and Reinhart back home? Dan Holland: That's a long shot you're talking, Harry. Harry Booth: Oh, come on! You've got two scientific wizards here who could figure out the computers and possibly even reprogram the robots. And the three of us can handle Reinhart and that pet monster of his. I tell ya... we could all be heroes. Dan Holland: We could also be dead. – The Black Hole Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Lieutenant Charles Pizer: Every time I see one of those things I expect to spot some guy dressed in red with horns and a pitchfork. Dan Holland: It's a monster, all right. V.I.N.CENT: A rip in the very fabric of space and time. – The Black Hole Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Lieutenant Charles Pizer: We'd be better off without you and Maximilian trying to knock heads. V.I.N.CENT: I can handle that thing. Lieutenant Charles Pizer: Well, far be it from you to admit there isn't anything you can't handle. V.I.N.CENT: There are three basic types, Mr. Pizer: the Wills, the Won'ts, and the Can'ts. The Wills accomplish everything, the Won'ts oppose everything, and the Can'ts won't try anything. Dan Holland: Well, do us all a favor, V.I.N.CENT, and try to be a Can't, especially where that monster is concerned. We need you, not another corkscrew. – The Black Hole Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Dr. Alex Durant: You will be remembered as one of the biggest space scientists of all time. Dr. Hans Reinhardt: I've never doubted that. It's about time that people learn about their failures and my successes. – The Black Hole Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Berg: That's a king-sized nut. I admire your thrift Nick Conklin: Yeah, well, life's a bitch. Crown: We did the math, Hero. You're twenty grand in the hole a month. You're into the shylocks, Conklin, you're takin'. Nick Conklin: Look, you wanna charge me, you charge me, okay? You wanna jerk off, you go back to your office. – Black Rain Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Nick Conklin: Just hope they got a Nip in this building who speaks fucking English. Matsumoto Matsumoto: [overhearing] Assistant Inspector Matsumoto Masahiro, Criminal Investigation section, Osaka Perfecture police. And I do speak fucking English. – Black Rain Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Sugai: [on Sato] He might as well be an American. His kind respect just one thing: money. Nick Conklin: So what are you into it for? Love? Sugai: I was 10 when the B-29 came. My family lived underground for three days. When we came up the city was gone. Then the heat brought rain. Black rain. You made the rain black, and shoved your values down our throat. We forgot who we were. You created Sato and thousands like him. I'm paying you back. – Black Rain Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Joyce: Look, I've been living in this country for seven years, and I still can't read the headlines. Yes means no. Maybe means never. Nick Conklin: You still didn't answer my question. How do I get to him? Joyce: Let the police handle it. Nobody's going to help a gaijin. Nick Conklin: Gaijin? Joyce: Yeah, a stranger. A barbarian. A foreigner. Me and you... More you. – Black Rain Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Joyce: Because you could get me killed. You see, there's a war going on here, and they don't take prisoners. Nick Conklin: What are you talking about? Joyce: It's between Sato and an old crime boss named Sugai. Nick Conklin: Who else knows about this war? Joyce: Counting you and me? [beat] Eleven million. – Black Rain Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Steve: Check it out. This fridge is only being held by this plug. [pulls plug out; fridge rolls toward Mike, crashing into him, running him into a wall] Steve: Mike... Are you okay? Mike: I'm just dandy! I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants! Steve: We didn't have any pudding in there, buddy. – Black Sheep Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Steve: [completely doped on nitrous oxide] ... But, this map is heavy... It's got all of those... robes on it. Robes? Rogues? Mike: [also stoned; giggling] Roads! Steve, Mike: Aahahahaha! Mike: [suddenly stops laughing] I'm stoned... so are you! [looks in the backseat] Mike: Dammit! The nitrous oxide's leaking into the car! OK, calm down... we just gotta keep under the speed limit... limit... [starts giggling again] Mike: Limit! Haha, that's another one of those freaky words! – Black Sheep Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Governor Tracy: I have heard the voice of the voters and the voters said... [Mike is screaming for help while hoisting by his underwear on a satellite dish] Governor Tracy: ...Holy Shit! – Black Sheep Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mike: [cheering on Rock the Vote Crowd] Yea! Kill whitey! [crowd goes silent] Rastafarian: No! No! No! – Black Sheep Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[a bat flies out at them] Steve: What the heck is that? Mike: Ah! It's Ozzy Osbourne! – Black Sheep Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Motorcycle Cop: Could you take him through here a little faster than seven miles per hour, Officer... Mike: Meoff, Jack. [turns to Steve and mouths "Jack Meoff"] – Black Sheep Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mike: [dressed as security guard] Please move away from this vector and get into another coordinate pronto. There's no access for you in this quadrant. Teen: Man, why don't you goose-step on down to the women and children over there and give them your little power trip, because they may be impressed by it, asshole! Mike: Young fella, I'm gonna twist off your head and spike it onto the floors of a nightmare you can't even imagine! I will dance with you inside of the six-sided ring of fire, unless you move from this area, far and fast, NOW! – Black Sheep Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Mike is pretending to be a cop, Steve is pretending to be a prisoner] Steve: Ro-ads. Roods. Mike: Quiet back there! I've taken enough guff from you for one day! [turns to state trooper] Raving psycho! Butchered 400 chickens and screwed a beagle. I'm taking him back to Nevada where he's wanted for banging horses! – Black Sheep Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Dr. Karen Jenson: Oh, great. Now you're robbing him. You gonna rob me, too? Blade: How do you think we fund this organization? We're not exactly the March of Dimes. – Blade Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Officer Krieger: Go fuck yourself! Blade: Fuck me?! No, you fuck this! [pulls out his gun] – Blade Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Dr. Karen Jenson: What's that smell? Pearl: [Distantly]...image carefully, Frost. You will need 12 purebloods to make the ritual work. [Realizes that someone is in the room] Kreiger, is that you? [Blade reveals himself] He's here! He's here! Blade: This must be Pearl, the record keeper. [Pearl lets out a rather disgusting fart] Pearl: He's gonna kill me! You need me, Frost! You need me! Frost: Pearl, you're history. Have the good grace to die with some fucking dignity. Pearl: Frost. [Blade twists the laptop Frost is communicating through] Ruthless bloodsucker. Frost: Congratulations, Blade. Blade: Frost. Frost: I hear you've been looking for me. I'm flattered. Blade: It'll pass. [Frost turns off the laptop] Frost: Fuck. – Blade Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Pearl: [After Dr. Jenson takes out a flashlight] What's that? Blade: That, biscuit boy, is a UV lamp. We're gonna play a game of 20 questions. Depending on how you answer, you may walk out of here with a tan. [Points to a computer screen] What's that? Pearl: That? Oh, it's nothing. It's routine research. Actually it's a video game. [Blade snaps his fingers; Dr. Jenson momentarily shines the UV light on Pearl] Blade: That must've hurt. Pearl: It's a fragment! A piece of the prophecy! Blade: What prophecy? Pearl: Oh, I'm not really sure. There's so many of them out-- [Without warning, Jenson automatically fries Pearl again] Pearl: [in vampire tongue] La Magra is coming! The souls of the twelve will awaken the Blood God! [in English] And there's nothing you can do about it, Daywalker! Blade: Is that so? Pearl: Well, that's what Frost says. Blade: Then you won't mind me borrowing this, will you? [Takes a disk from the computer] If he moves, fry him. [Walks to an armored door] What's in here? Pearl: Nothing! It's a storeroom. But you're wasting your time. There's nothing of importance to anyone. Blade: Then you won't mind if I take a peek. Pearl: NO!! [Dr. Jenson fries Pearl almost immediately; A look from Blade stops her] Dr. Karen Jenson: He moved. – Blade Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Quinn: Hola, amigo! [Mercury destroys Blade's UV light] Do you remember me? [Blade fights Quinn's guards and is quickly defeated. One of them takes his sword] Quinn: Well, well, well. You took my arm, man. Remember? But it's cool. [Takes off his glove, showing his new left arm, still composed mostly of scar tissue and slightly disproportionate] I got a new one. [Starts laughing] Think I'll ever play piano again? [Motions as if he were playing a piano] You can slice him, you can dice him, but the Quinn-man just keeps on comin'! Crease: [Holding Blade's sword] Check it out! I've... got his pigsticker!! [Blade grins as the sword explodes in Crease's hand, much to the amusement of everyone else, including Crease himself] Quinn: You're a fuck up, Crease! [Imitates him] "I got his pigsticker!" Oh, man. You're just full of surprises, ain't you chief? [Punches Blade several times] Stay with me, sweetness. 'Cause I'm not through with you yet. Oh, lookie here. [he removes a silver stake from Blade's holster] Silver. Must have cost you a pretty penny, huh? Now this here is a man who takes his job just a little too seriously, don't you think? Come to think of it, Blade, I owe you one. [he stabs the stake into Blade's shoulder] Actually, if you want to get technical, Blade... [lifts another stake] I owe you two. [Blade starts laughing] Quinn: Oh, what's so funny, bright eyes? Blade: I'm expecting company. [Quinn looks closer, and sees the radio piece in Blade's ear, which is chattering. The wall explodes behind them] Whistler: Catch you fuckers at a bad time? – Blade Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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