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Johnny "Johnny 23" Baca:
Shit, that's Garland Greene, man.

Cameron Poe:
The Marietta Mangler.

Mike "Baby O" O'Dell:
That skinny little man butchered thirty-some people up and down the eastern seaboard. They say the way he killed those people makes the Manson Family look like The Partridge Family!

Poe:
Well...he's on the right flight.

Con Air  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Cyrus:
Good, now here are the rules, I'm going to ask a question and then you will ask a question.

Larkin:
Okay... What's your question?

Cyrus:
In Carson City, your boys were onto us; how?

Malloy:
One of the guards- [Larkin cuts him off]

Larkin:
One of the guards faked a heart attack and we had to remove his restraints, okay?

Cyrus:
Alright, now what's your question?

Larkin:
Where are you going with my plane, Cyrus?

Cyrus:
We're going to Disneyland.

Larkin:
You're lying, Cyrus.

Cyrus:
So are you, Vince. [mocks him by singsong] Ohh... nothing makes me sadder than the agent lost his bladder in the... aaaiirrrplane. [Larkin throws the headset he's using]

Con Air  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Garland Greene sees Poe come up after he kills Billy Bedlam in the cargo hold]

Garland Greene:
Two went down. One came up.

Poe:
Wasn't my fault.

Garland:
Well, you don't have to tell me. Most murders are crimes of necessity rather than desire. But the great ones... Dahmer, Gacy, Bundy... they did it because it excited them.

Poe:
Don't you... I got nothing in common with them — with you! Don't you talk to me! They were insane!

Garland:
Now you're talking semantics. What if I told you insane was working a 50-hour week for 50 years, at the end of which they tell you to piss off. Ending up in some retirement village, hoping to die rather than suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time. Wouldn't you consider that to be insane?

Poe:
Murdering 30 people, semantics or not, is insane.

Garland:
[smiles] One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat.

Poe:
It's my daughter's birthday, so please feel free not to share everything with me.

Con Air  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[the cons start digging out the Jailbird]

Cyrus the Virus:
Thanks, Poe. You've proven to be a most useful mammal.

Cameron Poe:
"Many hands make light work." My daddy taught me that.

Cyrus:
You know what my daddy taught me?

Poe:
What's that?

Cyrus:
Nothin'.

Poe:
Self-educated man.

Con Air  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Cyrus has made a map in the dirt using various bits of junk to represent buildings at Lerner Airfield]

Cyrus:
Considering my audience, I'm gonna make this very quick and very simple. [points with a stick] This is the boneyard. This is the hangar. This is our plane.

Viking:
What's that? [points at a rock]

Cyrus:
That's a rock.

Viking:
[looks embarrassed] Okay.

Cyrus:
The convoy will enter the boneyard here. Initially, we take out the first car [flicks off forward Coke can], then we take out the [hits can] last, creating a trap... an air-tight cage filled with lots and lots of dead people. Nathan, get everybody in position, yeah? [cons mobilize] And bring me those propane tanks!

Con Air  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Khitan General:
My fear is that my sons will never understand me... Hao! Dai ye! We won again! [Cheers] This is good. But what is best in life?

Khitan Warrior:
The open steppe, a fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair.

Khitan General:
Wrong! Conan, what is best in life?

Conan:
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!

Khitan General:
[Cheers]...That is good.

(Note that this is actually a paraphrased quote from Genghis Khan)

Conan the Barbarian  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

The Witch:
They said you'd come... From the North, a man of great strength... A conqueror. A man who would some day be king by his own hands. One who would crush the snakes of the earth.

Conan:
Snakes? Did you say snakes?

The Witch:
... What is it you seek?

Conan:
A standard. A symbol. Perhaps on a shield. Two snakes coming together... Facing each other! But they're one.

The Witch:
With... With a sun and a moon below. Black Sun. Black Moon.

Conan:
Yes...

The Witch:
... There is a price, barbarian!

Conan the Barbarian  Movie Quote

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Subotai:
Food. Food! I have not eaten for days.

Conan:
And who says you will?

Subotai:
Give me food so I have strength when the wolves come. Let me die not in hunger, but in combat.

Conan:
Who are you?

Subotai:
I am Subotai - thief and archer. I am Hyrkanian, of the great order of Krelath.

Conan:
So what are you doing here?

Subotai:
[Holds up chains] Dinner for wolves. [They both laugh]

Conan the Barbarian  Movie Quote

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Thulsa Doom:
You broke into my house, stole my property, murdered my servants, and my PETS! And that is what grieves me the most! You killed my snake. Thorgrim is beside himself with grief! He raised that snake from the time it was born.

Conan:
You killed my mother! You killed my father, you killed my people! You took my father's sword!

Thulsa Doom:
Ah. It must have been when I was younger. There was a time, boy, when I searched for steel, when steel meant more to me than gold or jewels.

Conan:
The riddle... of steel?

Thulsa Doom:
Yes! You know what it is, don't you, boy? Shall I tell you? It's the least I can do. Steel isn't strong boy, flesh is stronger! Look around you. There, on the rocks; that beautiful girl. [Points to a teenaged girl on a nearby cliff] Come to me, my child... [Beckons to her]

[The acolyte plunges from the rock to her death.]

Thulsa Doom:
THAT is strength, boy! THAT is power! The strength and power of flesh! What is steel, compared to the hand that wields it? Look at the strength in your body, the desire in your heart, I gave you this! Such a waste... Contemplate this on the Tree of Woe. Crucify him!

Conan the Barbarian  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Valeria:
Two fools that laugh at death. [to Conan and Subotai]

Valeria:
Do you know what horrors lie behind that wall? [to Conan]

Conan:
No.

Valeria:
Then you go first.

Conan the Barbarian  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Akiro:
Death to the world.

Conan:
Life for Valeria.

Conan the Destroyer  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jehnna:
How do you attract a man? What I mean is, suppose you set your heart on somebody. What would you do to get him?

Zula:
Grab him! And take him!

Conan the Destroyer  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jehnna:
Conan! There are six of them against her!

Conan:
One, two, three... I think you're right.

Conan the Destroyer  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Conan:
I need you.

Akiro:
I'm yours!

Conan the Destroyer  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Zula:
I swear that if Conan lets me ride with him, then I will die for him.

Conan:
We shall see.

Conan the Destroyer  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Beldar Conehead:
AAAHHHH, SENSO RINGS! Where did you GET THOSE?!

Connie Conehead:
Under your bed?

Beldar Conehead:
UNACCEPTABLE! YOUR CONE IS TOO YOUNG! Get up! You are coming to Remulak RIGHT NOW!

Connie Conehead:
I am staying with Ronnie!

Beldar Conehead:
Maintain low tones. Impossible! Undesirable! Inadvisable!

Coneheads  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Otto:
Beldar, you tryin to tell me you don't got a social security number?

Beldar:
Correct.

Otto:
Why not?

Beldar:
I am an illegal alien.

Otto:
I knew you were too good to be true! Every time I make some money, this happens!

Coneheads  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Eli Turnbull:
Excuse me sir, but should they be in fact, creatures from another planet, isn't that the Air Force's responsibility?

Gorman Seedling:
If they're just visiting, sure... but the minute they try to work here, they're mine!

Coneheads  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Prymatt:
Perhaps you and Larry will join us for the consumption of mass quantities this weekend. We will ignite our new flame pit and char some mammal flesh for you.

Lisa:
That sounds like fun. I'll make coleslaw.

Prymatt:
Ah, coleslaw. We will enjoy it.

Coneheads  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Beldar:
You look handsome, yet uncomfortable in your pubescent ceremonial garb.

Ronnie:
Yeah... You mean my tux, right?

Coneheads  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Beladr:
It is time for mid-day cessation of activities for carbo-protein intake.

Otto:
Yeah, sure. Take a lunch break.

Coneheads  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Gorman Seedling:
Do you agree that the world is headed for a terrible calamity?

Beldar Conehead:
Most definitely. In fact, I have direct, personal knowledge that this is so.

Eli Turnbull:
Great, may we come in?

Coneheads  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Narrator:
This is a story of tomorrow, or the day after tomorrow, when men have built a station in space, constructed in the form of a great wheel, and set a thousand miles out from the Earth, fixed by gravity, and turning about the world every two hours, serving a double purpose: an observation post in the heavens, and a place where a spaceship can be assembled, and then launched to explore other planets, and the vast universe itself, in the last and greatest adventure of mankind — the plunge toward the… conquest of space!

Conquest of Space  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Gen. Sam Merritt:
Working for one government was bad enough, but now we've got all of them on our backs.

Conquest of Space  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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