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Angela Dodson:
My sister was murdered last night.

John Constantine:
Sorry to hear.

Angela Dodson:
Thanks. She jumped off the the roof of a building.

John Constantine:
I thought you said she was murdered.

Angela Dodson:
Yeah, well, Isabel wouldn't have taken her own life.

John Constantine:
Of course. What kind of mental patient kills herself? That's just crazy.

Constantine  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Angela Dodson:
[Angela is about to transport into Hell via bathtub and has taken off her jacket] So, is this good, or do I have to take off the rest of my clothes?

[Pause]

Angela Dodson:
John?

John Constantine:
[Smiles slightly] I'm thinking.

Constantine  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

John Constantine:
I need you to leave.

Angela Dodson:
Okay. [heads for her room]

John Constantine:
The apartment.

[He waits for her to leave and looks down at the cat]

John Constantine:
God, I hate this part.

Constantine  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Balthazar:
What are you doing?

John Constantine:
I'm reading you your last rites.

Balthazar:
Spare me your remedial incantations.

John Constantine:
You do know what it is to truly be forgiven? To be welcomed into the Kingdom of God. Demon in heaven, I'd love to be a fly on that wall.

Balthazar:
You're not a priest. You have no power.

John Constantine:
Just tell me how Mammon is crossing over and you can go back to your shit hole. Okay, Bally, enjoy it. [Balthazar relents]

[After Balthazar gives him the information]

John Constantine:
By the way … you have to ask for absolution to be forgiven … asshole.

Constantine  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

John Constantine:
[To a room full of demons] Hi. My name's John. You are in violation of the Balance. Leave immediately or I will deport you. All of you. [no reaction]

John Constantine:
[John stands on a chair] Go to Hell.

Ellie:
[Chaz Kramer had already put the Holy Cross into the water tank. John pulls the fire-detector, holy water sprinkles down] Holy water?

[The demons' flesh burns and they scream in agony]

Constantine  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Midnite:
[As he is strapping John into the electric chair] Tell me this isn't about a girl?

John Constantine:
Definitely... mostly not about the girl.

Midnite:
[While John is strapped in the electric chair] You sure about this?

John Constantine:
No.

[Midnite electrocutes him, John screams]

Constantine  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Gabriel:
[Gabriel sits on top of John Constantine, explaining her rebellion] You're handed this precious gift, right? Each one of you granted redemption from the Creator – murderers, rapists, molesters – all of you just have to repent, and God takes you into His bosom. In all the worlds and all the universe, no other creature can make such a boast, save man. It's not fair.

[Gabriel leans closer to Constantine's face]

Gabriel:
If sweet, sweet God loves you so, then I will make you worthy of His love. But it's only in the face of horror that you truly find your nobler selves – and you can be so noble. So … I will bring you pain. I will bring you horror.

[Gabriel lifts up Constantine from his collar]

Gabriel:
So that you may rise above it. So that those of you who will survive this reign of hell on earth will be worthy of God's love.

John Constantine:
Gabriel... you're insane.

Gabriel:
[smiles] The road to salvation begins tonight. Right now.

[Gabriel blows gently, sending Constantine crashing to the door]

Constantine  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Lucifer:
Sonny, I've got a whole theme park full of red delights for you.

John Constantine:
Aren't you a peach.

Constantine  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

John Constantine:
How's the family?

Lucifer:
Family's doing just fine. Busy, busy, busy, busy. Need a vacation.

Constantine  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

John Constantine:
[Regarding Lucifer's son] He's in the other room.

Lucifer:
Boys will be boys.

John Constantine:
With Gabriel.

Lucifer:
[disgusted] Huh? No accounting for taste, really.

John Constantine:
They have the Spear of Destiny.

Lucifer:
[mocking, mimicking] "They have the Spear of Destiny." [becomes serious, leans in] Or is it another one of your cons?

Constantine  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Gabriel:
[In shock] Lucifer?

Lucifer:
This world is mine, in time. You, best of all of us, Gabriel, should understand ambition.

Gabriel:
Son of perdition! Little Horn! Most unclean!

Lucifer:
[Giggles childishly, nostalgic] I do miss the old names. [to Mammon] Time to go home, son.

Gabriel:
I shall smite thee, in His honour.

[Gabriel attempts to punch Lucifer, but is unable. Lucifer looks around and smiles.]

Lucifer:
Looks like someone doesn't have your back anymore.

Constantine  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

John Constantine:
[hears Gabriel cough and stand up in the pool]: "Human? You don't deserve to be human."

Gabriel:
You want revenge? Is that what you're thinking right now? Do it, end my life. [holding a shotgun against his chest] Be the hand of God. It is your choice, it was always your choice."

John Constantine:
[takes the gun and punches Gabriel; a beat, then Gabriel grimaces sharply as he feels pain for the first time as a mortal] That's called "pain". Get used to it.

[Constantine walks out]

Gabriel:
[shouting after Constantine] You could have shot me, John! You chose a higher path! Look how well you're doing!

Constantine  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Ian:
(touches a butterfly shape on the glass window) My heart leaps when I behold, a rainbow in the sky. So it was my life began, so is it now, I am a man. So it be when I shall grow old, or let me die. The child is the father of the man. And I could wish my days to be bound by natural piety. (sits down on the bed)

Nick:
... Did you write that?

Control  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Ian:
(hands over a box of cigarettes to Debbie who refuses the offer) You can't be in my gang if you don't smoke.

Debbie:
(I) don't wanna be in your gang.

Ian:
Neither do I.

Control  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Ian:
Mrs. Brady please can I use your toilet please?

Mrs. Brady:
Of course you can, love. Second on the left down the hall.

Ian:
Thank you.

Mrs. Brady:
... Where was I? Oh yes.

(Ian goes to the bathroom and raids the medicine cabinet.)

Control  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Debbie:
It's a shame Nick couldn't come.

Ian:
He did say I could go out with you. He said it was alright, as long as I looked after you.

Debbie:
Did he now?

Ian:
Well I didn't want you thinking we were going behind his back or anything.

Debbie:
That's a bit presumptuous don't you think?

Ian:
Why?

Debbie:
I might not (have) wanted to go out with you.

(Ian looks at her, and they share a kiss.)

Control  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Peter Hook:
You know I don't mind the Buzz, but calling themselves cocks... (I) don't get it.

Ian:
Well they're not calling themselves the Cocks are they? They're calling themselves the Buzzcocks.

Peter:
(mumbles)... Just couldn't stand for it, that's all.

Control  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Ian:
You're a twat you are. You're a bastard.

Tony Wilson:
..am I? Why is that?

Ian:
Because you haven't put us on television.

Control  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Rob Gretton:
I know how you can be better just like that (snaps his finger).

Ian:
Go on then.

Rob:
Simple. You employ me. You play, I manage. We all get stinking rich and famous and go buy great big fucking houses in Cheshire.

Control  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Lorraine:
So, how's it going over in Burbank with you guys?

Michael':
Well, it got real exciting one night - Sullivan had Presley on. It could be worse... I guess.

Lorraine':
Well, Michael, hardly any of my friends - probably none -were married at 18 and had a kid at 19. That's got to be hard.

Michael:
You live with those sick beatniks in Venice. Most of my friends who grew up with me are married. That's how we all became men.

Lorraine:
We're not sick. We're just horny.

Michael:
Well, maybe I'll come and visit you one day... if you promise me that you won't play that record.

Lorraine:
You don't like Chet Baker?

Michael:
I don't understand it. It has no beat. I mean, how do you dance to it?

Lorraine:
Try listening to the feelings, Michael.

Cool and the Crazy  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Michael is watching TV when the phone rings]

Michael:
Hello?

Joey:
I'm gonna take her clothes off real slow... till she's begging for it. And then I'm only going to give it to her... when she admits that you're a piece of shit -

[Michael hangs the phone up]

Cool and the Crazy  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Michael:
[after seeing her sniff a line of cocaine] What kind of dinner is that?

Lorraine:
Expensive.

Cool and the Crazy  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Michael:
What are you doing?

Lorraine:
I'm going to New York to open a whorehouse, Michael.

Michael:
Look, Lorraine, I'm sorry. I didn't mean what I said before.

Lorraine:
I know you didn't, Michael. But I'm going to New York with Jack. It got too stuffy here.

Michael:
I don't get it, Lorraine.

Lorraine:
You really want to know?

Michael:
Yeah.

Lorraine:
You've got these rules, Michael... but whose rules are they? Whose dream are you buying into? You've been angry for so long you don't even know it. We're all scared... but somehow we don't believe that babies, TV sets, two-car garages and McCarthy are going to make us happy. You think Roslyn did something wrong. Maybe in your world she did, but in our world she's just fighting for some sort of freedom - freedom from slavery she can't even explain. Don't you see, Michael? Life is not wall-to-wall carpeting with half down and the rest of your life to pay. You and I had a good time, some tenderness... but you can't even enjoy it because somewhere in your mind it was dirty... un-American. Figure out what you want, Michael. I'm not sure time is on your side. At any rate... adios. I'll send you the bill.

Cool and the Crazy  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Carr:
Them clothes got laundry numbers on them. You remember your number and always wear the ones that has your number. Any man forgets his number spends a night in the box. These here spoons you keep with you. Any man loses his spoon spends a night in the box. There's no playing grab-ass or fighting in the building. You got a grudge against another man, you fight him Saturday afternoon. Any man playing grab-ass or fighting in the building spends a night in the box. First bell's at five minutes of eight when you will get in your bunk. Last bell is at eight. Any man not in his bunk at eight spends the night in the box. There is no smoking in the prone position in bed. To smoke you must have both legs over the side of your bunk. Any man caught smoking in the prone position in bed... spends a night in the box. You get two sheets. Every Saturday, you put the clean sheet on the top... the top sheet on the bottom... and the bottom sheet you turn in to the laundry boy. Any man turns in the wrong sheet spends a night in the box. No one'll sit in the bunks with dirty pants on. Any man with dirty pants on sitting on the bunks spends a night in the box. Any man don't bring back his empty pop bottle spends a night in the box. Any man loud talking spends a night in the box. You got questions, you come to me. I'm Carr, the floor walker. I'm responsible for order in here. Any man don't keep order spends a night in...

Luke:
...the box.

[Carr turns and looks at Luke.]

Carr:
I hope you ain't going to be a hard case.

[Luke smiles and shakes his head]

Cool Hand Luke  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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