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Lorraine:
So, how's it going over in Burbank with you guys?

Michael':
Well, it got real exciting one night - Sullivan had Presley on. It could be worse... I guess.

Lorraine':
Well, Michael, hardly any of my friends - probably none -were married at 18 and had a kid at 19. That's got to be hard.

Michael:
You live with those sick beatniks in Venice. Most of my friends who grew up with me are married. That's how we all became men.

Lorraine:
We're not sick. We're just horny.

Michael:
Well, maybe I'll come and visit you one day... if you promise me that you won't play that record.

Lorraine:
You don't like Chet Baker?

Michael:
I don't understand it. It has no beat. I mean, how do you dance to it?

Lorraine:
Try listening to the feelings, Michael.

Cool and the Crazy  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Michael is watching TV when the phone rings]

Michael:
Hello?

Joey:
I'm gonna take her clothes off real slow... till she's begging for it. And then I'm only going to give it to her... when she admits that you're a piece of shit -

[Michael hangs the phone up]

Cool and the Crazy  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Michael:
[after seeing her sniff a line of cocaine] What kind of dinner is that?

Lorraine:
Expensive.

Cool and the Crazy  Movie Quote

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Michael:
What are you doing?

Lorraine:
I'm going to New York to open a whorehouse, Michael.

Michael:
Look, Lorraine, I'm sorry. I didn't mean what I said before.

Lorraine:
I know you didn't, Michael. But I'm going to New York with Jack. It got too stuffy here.

Michael:
I don't get it, Lorraine.

Lorraine:
You really want to know?

Michael:
Yeah.

Lorraine:
You've got these rules, Michael... but whose rules are they? Whose dream are you buying into? You've been angry for so long you don't even know it. We're all scared... but somehow we don't believe that babies, TV sets, two-car garages and McCarthy are going to make us happy. You think Roslyn did something wrong. Maybe in your world she did, but in our world she's just fighting for some sort of freedom - freedom from slavery she can't even explain. Don't you see, Michael? Life is not wall-to-wall carpeting with half down and the rest of your life to pay. You and I had a good time, some tenderness... but you can't even enjoy it because somewhere in your mind it was dirty... un-American. Figure out what you want, Michael. I'm not sure time is on your side. At any rate... adios. I'll send you the bill.

Cool and the Crazy  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Carr:
Them clothes got laundry numbers on them. You remember your number and always wear the ones that has your number. Any man forgets his number spends a night in the box. These here spoons you keep with you. Any man loses his spoon spends a night in the box. There's no playing grab-ass or fighting in the building. You got a grudge against another man, you fight him Saturday afternoon. Any man playing grab-ass or fighting in the building spends a night in the box. First bell's at five minutes of eight when you will get in your bunk. Last bell is at eight. Any man not in his bunk at eight spends the night in the box. There is no smoking in the prone position in bed. To smoke you must have both legs over the side of your bunk. Any man caught smoking in the prone position in bed... spends a night in the box. You get two sheets. Every Saturday, you put the clean sheet on the top... the top sheet on the bottom... and the bottom sheet you turn in to the laundry boy. Any man turns in the wrong sheet spends a night in the box. No one'll sit in the bunks with dirty pants on. Any man with dirty pants on sitting on the bunks spends a night in the box. Any man don't bring back his empty pop bottle spends a night in the box. Any man loud talking spends a night in the box. You got questions, you come to me. I'm Carr, the floor walker. I'm responsible for order in here. Any man don't keep order spends a night in...

Luke:
...the box.

[Carr turns and looks at Luke.]

Carr:
I hope you ain't going to be a hard case.

[Luke smiles and shakes his head]

Cool Hand Luke  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Convict:
[about the woman washing a car nearby] Oh man, oh man, I'm dyin'.

Gambler:
She ain't got nothin' but, nothin' but one safety pin holdin' that thing on. Come on safety pin, POP. Come on baby, POP.

Dragline:
Hey Lord, whatever I done, don't strike me blind for another couple of minutes. My Lucille!... That's Lucille, you mother-head. Anything so innocent and built like that just gotta be named Lucille.

Convict:
She don't know what she's doin'.

Luke:
Oh boy, she knows exactly what she's doin'. She's drivin' us crazy and lovin' every minute of it.

Dragline:
Shut your mouth about my Lucille.

Cool Hand Luke  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

John, Jr.:
Why can't you have chains?

Luke:
John-boy, lemme tell you something. You know, them chains ain't medals. You get 'em for making mistakes. And you make a bad enough mistake, and then you gotta deal with the Man [gestures to Boss Godfrey]. And he is one rough old boy.

Cool Hand Luke  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Boss Kean:
[putting Luke in the box when he learns that his mother has died] Sorry, Luke. Just doin' my job. You gotta appreciate that.

Luke:
(disgustedly) Naw! Callin' it your job don't make it right, *boss*.

Cool Hand Luke  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Captain:
You're gonna get used to wearin' them chains after a while, Luke, but you never stop listenin' to them clinkin'. 'Cause they're gonna remind you of what I've been sayin' - for your own good.

Luke:
Wish you'd stop bein' so good to me, Cap'n.

Captain:
[hits Luke with his blackjack, knocking him down] Don't you *ever* talk that way to me. Never! Never! What we've got here is...failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week - which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men. Note: bolded portion ranked #11 in the American Film Institute's list of the top 100 movie quotations in American cinema.

Cool Hand Luke  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Luke:
Don't hit me anymore...Oh God, I pray to God you don't hit me anymore. I'll do anything you say, but I can't take anymore.

Boss Paul:
You got your mind right, Luke?

Luke:
Yeah. I got it right. I got it right, boss. [He grips the ankles of the guard]

Boss Paul:
Suppose you's back-slide on us?

Luke:
Oh no I won't. I won't, boss.

Boss Paul:
Suppose you's to back-sass?

Luke:
No I won't. I won't. I got my mind right.

Boss Paul:
You try to run again, we gonna kill ya.

Luke:
I won't, I won't, boss.

Cool Hand Luke  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dragline:
"Don't hit me, Boss. Don't hit me. I'll do whatever you say. Only don't hit me." You're an original, that's what you are. Them mullet-heads didn't even know you was foolin'.

Luke:
Foolin' 'em, huh? You can't fool 'em about somethin' like that. They broke me. But they didn't get my mind right. Not with no stick, no, sir.

Dragline:
Aw. All that time, you was plannin' on runnin' again.

Luke:
I never planned anything in my life.

Cool Hand Luke  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Luke:
Anybody here? Hey, Old Man. You home tonight? Can You spare a minute. It's about time we had a little talk. I know I'm a pretty evil fellow... killed people in the war and got drunk... and chewed up municipal property and the like. I know I got no call to ask for much... but even so, You've got to admit You ain't dealt me no cards in a long time. It's beginning to look like You got things fixed so I can't never win out. Inside, outside, all of them... rules and regulations and bosses. You made me like I am. Now just where am I supposed to fit in? Old Man, I gotta tell You. I started out pretty strong and fast. But it's beginning to get to me. When does it end? What do You got in mind for me? What do I do now? Right. All right. [Gets on knees, closes eyes and begins to pray] On my knees, asking. [pause] Yeah, that's what I thought. I guess I'm pretty tough to deal with, huh? A hard case. Yeah. I guess I gotta find my own way.

[Police cars arrive]

Dragline:
Luke?

Luke:
[Shakes head and smiles] Is that Your answer, Old Man? I guess You're a hard case, too.

Dragline:
Luke? You all right? They got us, boy. They're out there, thicker than flies. Bosses, dogs, sheriffs, more guns than I've ever seen in my life. You ain't got a chance. They caught up with me right after we split up. And they was aimin' to kill ya. But I fixed it. I got 'em to promise if you give up peaceful, they won't whip ya this time...Luke, you gotta listen to me. All ya got to do is give up nice and quiet. Just play cool.

Luke:
[standing before an open window] What we've got here is a failure to communicate.

[Luke is shot in the throat]

Cool Hand Luke  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Derice:
That's a Bobsled.

Sanka:
Oh, so a Bobsled is a Pushcart with no wheels.

Derice:
[opens a book] It's what it looks like here

Sanka:
Let me see that, [Derice hands Sanka the book] alright, The key elements for a successful Sled team are a steady driver and three strong runners to push off down the ice, ICE?, Ice!

Derice:
Well... It's kind of a Winter Sport ya know.

Sanka:
You mean winter, as in ICE?

Derice:
Maybe.

Sanka:
You mean winter, as in igloos and Eskimos and penguins and ICE?

Derice:
Possibly.

Sanka:
See ya.

Derice:
Where you going?

Sanka:
I'm going to take a hot bath, I'm getting cold just thinking about all this ICE.

Derice:
No Mon, your going to be part in my Bobsled team.

Sanka:
What do you need me for?

Derice:
Who is the best Pushcart driver in all of JAMAICA?

Sanka:
You're looking at him!

Derice:
Then you gotta do it!

Sanka:
NO!

Derice:
Hey mon you could be famous, you could have your picture on a Wheaties box, but you said no and that's alright because I don't need ya, everybody is gonna want to be on my Bobsled team.

Sanka:
Look Star, let tell you a little somethin' alright?, when you need somethin' from me you don't have to hand me a bunch of lines, all you have to do is look at me in the eye and say "Sanka, you are my best friend, we been through a whole heap together and I really, really need you."

Derice:
Sanka you right, and you are my best friend, and we been through a whole lot together.

Sanka:
Heap, Heap.

Derice:
Sorry mon, whole heap together.

Sanka:
And I really, really need you.

Derice:
And I really really need you.

Sanka:
Forget it.

Derice:
But you just said if I said that mon.

Sanka:
Alright, alright, alright, alright mon.

Cool Runnings  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Sanka:
So what are we going to name the sled?

Junior:
How about, Talulah.

Rest of team:
[Laughing] Talulah!

Sanka:
Sounds like a two-dollar hooker. How'd you come up with that?

Junior:
That's my mother's name. [Embarrassed silence, then Team converses in agreement that Talulah is a good name]

Sanka:
[to Derice] What's it gonna be, star? What are the people gonna be screaming when Jamaica takes the hill?

Derice:
I say we call it, 'Cool Runnings.'

Junior:
Beautiful, I like it.

Yul:
Very strong.

Coach Irv:
Nice, very nice, but... what exactly does it mean?

Derice:
Cool runnings means, "peace be the journey."

Team:
[Toasting] Cool Runnings.

Messenger:
Excuse me... [gives Coach Irv a letter and leaves]

Sanka:
[Toasting] To the man in the orange suit. [Toasting after man leaves] To the messenger.

Coach Irv:
[Ashen-faced, after reading the letter] We are officially...disqualified.

Cool Runnings  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[At the IAWS meeting]

British Alliance Member:
We must also be concerned about the potential for embarrassment.

Irv Blitzer:
Oh, forgive me. I didn't realize that four black guys in a bobsled could make you blush.

Kurt:
I think we've heard enough.

Irv:
[pleads] Come on, Kurt, what you're doing is wrong, and you know it! Now if this is about you and me, let's get it straight right now.

[Kurt stops for a moment as well as the IAWS. He expects a confession from Irv and isn't disappointed when he finally hears it from Irv.]

Irv Blitzer:
All right, 16 years ago, I made the biggest mistake of my life - I cheated. I was stupid. I embarrassed myself, my family, my teammates, my country... [points to Kurt] and my coach. If it's revenge you want, take it. Go ahead, disqualify me, banish me! Do whatever you want, but do it to me! It was me who let you down, Kurt! It wasn't my guys! They've done everything you've asked of them! And they did it with all of you laughing in their face. Hell, it doesn't matter if they come in first or 50th. Those guys have earned the right to represent their country. They've earned the right to march into that stadium and wave their nation's flag. That's the single greatest honor an athlete can ever have. That's what the Olympics are about. Sixteen years ago, I forgot that. Don't you go and do the same. Sorry if I interrupted your meeting.

Cool Runnings  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Junior Bevil is conflicted about his father coming to Calgary to fetch him]

Junior Bevil:
[Murmurs] Pride, Power...[Stops elevator] Father, when you look at me, what do you see?

Whitby Bevil Sr:
I don't have time for games. Junior.

Junior:
Tell me what you see, please!

Whitby:
All right, I'll tell you what I see. I see a lost little boy, who's lucky to have a father who knows what's best for him.

Junior:
No, no, no, no, you don't know what's best for me, Father. I am not a lost little boy, Father. I am a man, and I'm an Olympian. I'm staying right here. [Elevator door closes with a sad Whitby Sr inside]

Yul:
Junior Bevil. You bad-ass mother.

Cool Runnings  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Coach Irv has reprimanded the team over their run earlier in the day]

Derice:
You know, when the Swiss want to ge....[Team groans]

Sanka:
Ah, will you shut up about the damn Swiss! I mean, it was all that eins zwei drei nonsense that got us all nervous in the first place.

Derice:
Hey, man, look here, I'm just trying to get us off on the right foot.

Sanka:
Well, the right foot for us is not the Swiss foot. I mean, come on, Derice, we can't be copying nobody else's style. We have our own style.

Derice:
Kissing an egg is no kind of style. It's the Olympics here, it's no stupid push-cart derby. [Long pause]

Sanka:
Let me tell you something, rasta, I didn't come up here to forget who I am and where I come from.

Derice:
Neither did I. I'm just trying to be the best I can be.

Sanka:
So am I, and the best I can be is Jamaican. Look, Derice, I've known you since Julie Jeffreys asked to see your ding-a-ling [Derice smiles] and I'm telling you as a friend...if we look Jamaican, walk Jamaican, talk Jamaican and IS Jamaican, then we sure as hell better bobsled Jamaican.

Cool Runnings  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[at a club somewhere in Jamaica]

Olympic Announcer:
Where did these guys come from?

Crowd At Bar:
[shouts at TV] JAMAICA!!!!

Cool Runnings  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[the team just crashed in the medal run]

Sanka:
Hey, Derice! You dead?

Derice:
No, man, I'm not dead. But we have to finish the race.

Cool Runnings  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Nails:
Halt! Halt, in the name of the law! Halt, I say!

Holli Would:
[now human, proudly smiling] Well, howdy, Nails. As you see, there have been some changes around here.

Nails:
You are a bio-morphic menace! I forbid you to take one step out of the Cool World.

Holli Would:
You eight-armed ink spot. Who do you think you're dealing with? I'm real.

Nails:
You made it with a noid, you don't know what you are! Mark my words, girlie-pie! You leave here and it is trouble for you too!

Holli Would:
I'm leaving, pencil-dick. You just try and stop me!

Nails:
No! Don't do it! Don't do it, girl!

Cool World  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Lonette:
So did you do it while you were back there in the real world? Did you do it while you were real? Do you ever think about going back there so you can?

Frank Harris:
There's no reason now.

Lonette:
Well, then, we're just going to have to stop pretending now, aren't we?

Cool World  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Lonette sees Frank dead. She starts crying]

Nails:
[off-screen] He didn't make it. I'm sorry.

Lonette:
Oh, Frank, honey! No, please! Oh, no, please, you can't leave me! [she keeps crying] Who killed him, Nails?

Nails:
He was pushed off a building.

Lonette:
[off-screen] Who pushed him?

Nails:
Holli Would.

Lonette:
[on-screen stops crying] Holli Would? That bitch! [she keeps crying] Nails, was she a doodle when she aced him?

Nails:
Yeah! So WHAT?!

Lonette:
So what? [off-screen] Oh! So what? Well, what happens to noids who traffic in the Cool World, Nails, when they get killed by a doodle? They become a doodle themselves.

Cool World  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Doorman:
This here's where Simple Savior runs his black revolution, brother. Natural black Jesus is the reverend's cousin, too. He gives people the strength to kill whites.

Brother Bear:
Kill whites? [to Preacher Fox] You hear that sh*t? [to Doorman] Any whites?

Doorman:
Yeah, any whites.

Brother Bear:
Ain't this a bitch?

Preacher Fox:
Anyone we want?

Brother Bear:
Ain't this a bitch!

Preacher Fox:
Huh. We can kill anyone we want?

Doorman:
Any whites.

Preacher Fox:
I have one special...

Brother Bear:
[Grabs Fox and pulls him to the side] Stop it, Fox. Stop it.

Coonskin  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Sonny:
SHUT YOUR STUPID MOUTH!

Anna Banana:
[effeminate voice] Don't you dare strike me, or I'll tell poppa!

Sonny:
Don't start it! If I told poppa what you were doing, he'd break both your arms and legs!

Anna Banana:
[effeminate] So, what's wrong with me taking a little kick-back once in a while on my own?

Sonny:
[speaks Italian] Money, stupid! We take money, NOT BLOW JOBS!

Anna Banana:
You do?

Sonny:
The Mafia takes MONEY!! Remember us? We're the Mafia!

Coonskin  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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