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Julia:
What's wrong? What the hell? Where am I?

Max:
That's the million dollar question.

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Julia:
Hey, is this your jacket?

Max:
No.

Julia:
Well then how did I…oh, I must have had more to drink last night than I thought.

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Max:
What are you so scared of, anyway?

Simon:
I just saw my fucking head taken off by something or other, how's that for starters?

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Simon:
So here's the deal. I'm a private investigator. I'm on a case. Missing persons.

Jerry:
I think given our current situation this counts as irony.

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Kate:
Look, I know this seems hopeless…

Sasha:
It is hopeless!

Kate:
No it's not! I'm going to figure this out.

Sasha:
Figure it out. Trust me, precious, if I haven't figured it out, you sure as shit aren't going to.

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Beldar Conehead:
AAAHHHH, SENSO RINGS! Where did you GET THOSE?!

Connie Conehead:
Under your bed?

Beldar Conehead:
UNACCEPTABLE! YOUR CONE IS TOO YOUNG! Get up! You are coming to Remulak RIGHT NOW!

Connie Conehead:
I am staying with Ronnie!

Beldar Conehead:
Maintain low tones. Impossible! Undesirable! Inadvisable!

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Otto:
Beldar, you tryin to tell me you don't got a social security number?

Beldar:
Correct.

Otto:
Why not?

Beldar:
I am an illegal alien.

Otto:
I knew you were too good to be true! Every time I make some money, this happens!

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Eli Turnbull:
Excuse me sir, but should they be in fact, creatures from another planet, isn't that the Air Force's responsibility?

Gorman Seedling:
If they're just visiting, sure... but the minute they try to work here, they're mine!

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Prymatt:
Perhaps you and Larry will join us for the consumption of mass quantities this weekend. We will ignite our new flame pit and char some mammal flesh for you.

Lisa:
That sounds like fun. I'll make coleslaw.

Prymatt:
Ah, coleslaw. We will enjoy it.

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Beldar:
You look handsome, yet uncomfortable in your pubescent ceremonial garb.

Ronnie:
Yeah... You mean my tux, right?

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Beladr:
It is time for mid-day cessation of activities for carbo-protein intake.

Otto:
Yeah, sure. Take a lunch break.

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Gorman Seedling:
Do you agree that the world is headed for a terrible calamity?

Beldar Conehead:
Most definitely. In fact, I have direct, personal knowledge that this is so.

Eli Turnbull:
Great, may we come in?

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Narrator:
This is a story of tomorrow, or the day after tomorrow, when men have built a station in space, constructed in the form of a great wheel, and set a thousand miles out from the Earth, fixed by gravity, and turning about the world every two hours, serving a double purpose: an observation post in the heavens, and a place where a spaceship can be assembled, and then launched to explore other planets, and the vast universe itself, in the last and greatest adventure of mankind — the plunge toward the… conquest of space!

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Gen. Sam Merritt:
Working for one government was bad enough, but now we've got all of them on our backs.

Conquest of Space  Movie Quote

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Gen. Sam Merritt:
To gamble the lives of a crew of men on as senseless a mission as this… is callous. It's stupid!

Dr. George Fenton:
Stupid, or callous, it may seem to be at this time. It is not senseless. Man's very survival on Earth depends on the success of this or some future search for a new source of raw materials.

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Gen. Sam Merritt:
Before any of you accept, I should like to make it unmistakably clear that the dangers of this journey are above and beyond anything that the Space Corps or your own governments have any right to ask of you. I can give you confounded little reason for this attempt to reach Mars, and no assurance at all that it will even be successful. It's my personal conviction that no one but an idiot would volunteer, and I shall strongly suspect the sanity of anyone who does. All right, we've all got it straight. Who wants to go?

[After a long pause, Sgt. Imoto steps forward.]

Sgt. Imoto:
Is it permitted to disagree with the General, sir?

Gen. Sam Merritt:
Of course, Sergeant.

Sgt. Imoto:
In my humble opinion, sir, there is an excellent reason for this voyage.

Gen. Sam Merritt:
Well, suppose you tell us about it.

Sgt. Imoto:
Some years ago, my country chose to fight a terrible war. It was bad — I do not defend it — but there were reasons. Somehow, those reasons are never spoken of. To the Western world at that time, Japan was a fairybook nation — little people living in a strange land of rice-paper houses, people who had almost no furniture, who sat on the floor and ate with chopsticks. The quaint houses of rice paper, sir — they were made of paper because there was no other material available. And the winters in Japan are as cold as they are in Boston. And the chopsticks… there was no metal for forks and knives and spoons, but slivers of wood could suffice. So it was with the little people of Japan, little as I am now, because for countless generations we have not been able to produce the food to make us bigger. Japan's yesterday will be the world's tomorrow — too many people and too little land. That is why I say, sir, there is urgent need for us to reach Mars: to provide the resources the human race will need, if they are to survive. That is also why I am most grateful to be found acceptable, sir. I volunteer.

Gen. Sam Merritt:
Thank you, Sergeant Imoto. You're not a little man.

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[The general and Sgt. Siegle observe Mars through a viewport.]

Sgt. Siegle:
Getting bigger all the time, isn't it, sir?

Gen. Sam Merritt:
Yes, Sergeant. The planet and the blasphemy.

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[Sgt. Siegle complains about the fruitless attempts to contact Earth.]

Capt. Barney Merritt:
We've done what no men in the world have done before us! We've got to let them know before it's too late. If it's humanly possible, we've got to report.

Sgt. Siegle:
Report what? That the operation was a big success, but the patients are dyin' on a lousy, dried-up ball in the corner pocket of nowhere?

. . .

Sgt. Mahoney:
The General wasn't crazy, he was right! We asked for it! There's a curse on this ship and everybody in it!

Sgt. Siegle:
Baloney! You leave that stuff back on Earth. But it don't operate past the thousand-mile limit. "Only God can make a tree." Okay? Where is it? Where's the trees, and the flowers, and the grass? Where's the water? You hear me? Where's the water?!

Sgt. Imoto:
Hey fellas, look!

[They peer out a viewport to see flurries descending.]

Sgt. Siegle:
Ha ha!

Sgt. Mahoney:
Snow!

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Sgt. Mahoney:
[It] was a glorious way the General died.

[Everyone looks at him in surprise.]

Sgt. Mahoney:
Sacrificin' his life as he did, to bring his ship and his crew safely to a landing on the rocky desert of a new planet! That's the way the history books will tell it — won't they, Captain?

[Capt. Merritt stares at the sergeant.]

Sgt. Mahoney:
Fittin' end for a grand soldier.

Capt. Barney Merritt:
For the man who conquered space.

Sgt. Mahoney:
Would you be carin' for a cup o' tea, Captain?

Capt. Barney Merritt:
Thanks.

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John Constantine:
What if I told you that God and the Devil made a wager? A bet for the remaining souls on Earth?

Angela Dodson:
I'd tell you to stay on your meds.

John Constantine:
Humor me. No direct contact with Humans. That would be the rule. Just influence.

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Chaz Kramer:
When am I going to stop being your slave, John?

John Constantine:
You're not my slave, Chaz, you're my much appreciated apprentice, just like Tonto, or Robin, or that skinny fellow with the fat friend.

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Angela Dodson:
[asking Constantine to hold elevator] Hold the door, you're going down.

John Constantine:
Not if I can help it.

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Angela Dodson:
I don't believe in the Devil.

John Constantine:
You should. He believes in you.

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Angela Dodson:
My sister was murdered last night.

John Constantine:
Sorry to hear.

Angela Dodson:
Thanks. She jumped off the the roof of a building.

John Constantine:
I thought you said she was murdered.

Angela Dodson:
Yeah, well, Isabel wouldn't have taken her own life.

John Constantine:
Of course. What kind of mental patient kills herself? That's just crazy.

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