Wikidude's Quotes Page #5,805

Here's the list of quotes submitted by wikidude  —  There are currently 140,397 quotes total — keep up the great work!

[Traveling down a stream.]

Dexter:
It seems to me that the depth of the water would be the key. Obviously in the middle of the ocean the shark would win and on dry land the lion would win. So, how much water are we talking about?

Erik:
Two and a half feet.

Dexter:
...and how big is the shark?

Erik:
Eleven feet.

Dexter:
I still say that the lion would win.

Erik:
Wrong.

Dexter:
How can you be sure?

Erik:
...because I did research on it at Stanford University; shark won easily.

The Cure  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Looking for flowers.]

Dexter:
I've been wondering about something. Where do bugs go to the bathroom?

Erik:
Not on leaves.

Dexter:
How can you be sure?

Erik:
...because bugs eat leaves. Not even bugs are stupid enough to shoot on their own food.

The Cure  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Erik has boiled tea from some flowers]

Erik:
Go ahead.

Dexter:
[Drinks and feeling disgusted] Hmm. Oh. Tastes like crap.

Erik:
No shit. Don't you know where bugs go the bathroom? [Puts in several sugar cubes and gives back]

Dexter:
Sweet and crap.

The Cure  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Linda and Erik return from the hospital after Dexter has just passed. Erik's mom opens the passenger door and begins to smack Erik on the head and pull him from the car.]

Linda:
Now hold on just a minute. Can I talk to you inside, please?

Erik:
We were just... [Linda interrupts]

Linda:
Erik, shut up. [to Gail] Just for a minute.

[The two women walk into the house.]

Gail:
What?

Linda:
I have two things I want to say to you.

[Linda pins her against the wall]

Linda:
The first is, Erik’s best friend died today and he is going to the funeral. And the second is, if you lay a hand on that boy again, I will kill you. Do you understand?

[The women walk back outside.]

Gail:
[To Erik, in a calm voice] Let's go.

[Erik looks at Linda, she smiles and nods her head.]

The Cure  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Kids:
George, is.

Ted, The Man with the Yellow Hat:
Okay, his name is...

[Sees George Washington statue.]

Ted, The Man with the Yellow Hat:
Washington! His name's Washington.

Kid 3:
That's a dumb name!

Ted, The Man with the Yellow Hat:
Okay, then call him George! Are you happy?

Kids:
All right.

Curious George  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[cutting to a ship with night, Ted drives a car]

Ted:
[looking at a boat] No! Too late. Aha, movie going to quiet. Doesn't try to home.

[engine revving]

Ted:
Here you go.

[Ted breaking and crashing Pier 53, jumps out in the boat]

Ted:
What are you doing, this is a movie? It is real!

[splashing a car with Ted, squeaking, getting out of car]

Curious George  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Bloomsberry:
We'll be cutting through the heavy brush for 12 hours a day.

Curious George  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Ted, The Man with the Yellow Hat:
Please, just go! Do you understand?

[George chattering]

Curious George  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Zela:
I see blood.

Cursed  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jimmy:
Can you be still for a second?

Becky:
You try flipping your car down a mountain and then staying FUCKING STILL!

Cursed  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Kyle:
Hey, '70s retro week is booking up. Do we want Keith Partridge or Marcia Brady?

Ellie:
Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!

Cursed  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Bo:
You trying out for the wrestling team Jimmy?

Jimmy:
Oh no, I don't, I don't wrestle.

Bo:
I'd think all that male to male contact would be right up your alley!

Jimmy:
Is that the appeal for you? Haven't you been team captain for two years now?

Cursed  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Kyle:
Okay, all psychics back in their seats please.

Zela:
The beast is human, too. Don't forget that. And it's closer to you than you think.

Kyle:
Maybe you can just follow me... Shouldn't you psychically know when you're annoying someone?

Cursed  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Bo comes out to Jimmy and tries to kiss him thinking he's gay too]

Jimmy:
No, I'm not gay, I'm cursed!

Bo:
I know it must feel like that sometimes...

Jimmy:
No, I'm cursed by the Mark of the Beast!

Cursed  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jimmy:
It's part of the curse, I'm appealing, I have this unnatural sexual allure.

Bo:
Yeah, yeah, you do, I know.

Cursed  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Bo:
What the fuck was that?

Jimmy:
My dog.

Bo:
What kinda dog do you have?

Cursed  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Ellie:
She may have changed back into her human form. Her name's Joanie, she's this hyper, skinny publicist.

Police Officer:
Any other descriptions?

Jimmy:
Yeah, she's.. what 5'7?

Ellie:
She's got a bony ass...and fat thighs...and bad skin...

Joanie:
Liar!!! [flips her off]

Cursed  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Ellie:
So it's over right? Joanie's dead, so we're okay now.

Jimmy:
That's subjective, we still have to back to our pathetic pre-cursed lives.

Ellie:
I'm personally okay with that.

Jimmy:
You're not in high school.

Cursed  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jake:
Take it easy with the silver, Ellie!

Ellie:
You're a monster.

Jake:
Join the club.

Cursed  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Rataxes:
[having just arrived before his army soldiers, Rataxes sits beside a table] The time has come to play our hand. The army's ready, now here's the plan. [draws his knife and holds it over a map] At dawn we march on the Elephant Land! [laughing wickedly]

Young Babar:
[watching on a ledge overhead with Celeste] No!

Rataxes:
By night, we'll reach the city wall. By morning, we shall rule them all!

[Rataxes slams his dagger into the map]

Babar: The Movie  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[while Babar, Celeste, Zephir and the children are going to a picnic]

Celeste:
It will do you good. You need to get away for a little while at least. Take your minds off things.

Babar:
But Celeste, I just can't relax. I can't stop thinking about Madame, and poor Cornelius. I should be there. [he and Celeste stop walking] Oh, what else can go wrong?

Celeste:
There's nothing else you can do, Babar. Dr. Capalos said it will just take time, and you won't just help them by worrying. Now come on. Let's have a nice, quiet picnic with the children.

[Celeste holds Babar's trunk and they all kept walking. Later they all had nice, quiet picnic]

Alexander:
I'm full.

Pom:
Mmm, This is good.

Flora:
May I have some more please?

Alexander:
Me too.

[The ants carry bread crumbs as they enter the ant hill. Pom watches the ant colony going inside their home]

Babar:
[laughing] I've got ya! [chases Flora and Alexander] Here I come! [Flora and Alexander run to a bush] Flora...

[Babar chases Flora and Alexander around a bush]

Pom:
Look out!

Babar:
I've gotcha! Oh!

[Babar keeps chases Flora and Alexander. Zephir and Arthur went to a lake]

Frog:
Ribbit. [sits on a rock] Ribbit.

[The frog jumps into the water. Zephir and Arthur looks around the lake and look at each other. Babar keeps chasing Flora and Alexander until he goes into the bush]

Pom:
Hey.

Flora:
Where'd he go?

Pom:
Papa?

Flora:
Where are you hiding? Papa?

[Babar sneaks out of the bushes. Celeste is cleaning up everything]

Babar:
[sighs] You were right, Celeste. I think we all needed this.

Celeste:
Why don't you go and do a bit of fishing? That always helps you relax.

[Babar picks up the last plate]

Celeste:
I'll finish tidying up. [put the last plate inside the basket] Now go on.

[Babar smiles happily]

Babar: King of the Elephants  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Carr:
Them clothes got laundry numbers on them. You remember your number and always wear the ones that has your number. Any man forgets his number spends a night in the box. These here spoons you keep with you. Any man loses his spoon spends a night in the box. There's no playing grab-ass or fighting in the building. You got a grudge against another man, you fight him Saturday afternoon. Any man playing grab-ass or fighting in the building spends a night in the box. First bell's at five minutes of eight when you will get in your bunk. Last bell is at eight. Any man not in his bunk at eight spends the night in the box. There is no smoking in the prone position in bed. To smoke you must have both legs over the side of your bunk. Any man caught smoking in the prone position in bed... spends a night in the box. You get two sheets. Every Saturday, you put the clean sheet on the top... the top sheet on the bottom... and the bottom sheet you turn in to the laundry boy. Any man turns in the wrong sheet spends a night in the box. No one'll sit in the bunks with dirty pants on. Any man with dirty pants on sitting on the bunks spends a night in the box. Any man don't bring back his empty pop bottle spends a night in the box. Any man loud talking spends a night in the box. You got questions, you come to me. I'm Carr, the floor walker. I'm responsible for order in here. Any man don't keep order spends a night in...

Luke:
...the box.

[Carr turns and looks at Luke.]

Carr:
I hope you ain't going to be a hard case.

[Luke smiles and shakes his head]

Cool Hand Luke  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Convict:
[about the woman washing a car nearby] Oh man, oh man, I'm dyin'.

Gambler:
She ain't got nothin' but, nothin' but one safety pin holdin' that thing on. Come on safety pin, POP. Come on baby, POP.

Dragline:
Hey Lord, whatever I done, don't strike me blind for another couple of minutes. My Lucille!... That's Lucille, you mother-head. Anything so innocent and built like that just gotta be named Lucille.

Convict:
She don't know what she's doin'.

Luke:
Oh boy, she knows exactly what she's doin'. She's drivin' us crazy and lovin' every minute of it.

Dragline:
Shut your mouth about my Lucille.

Cool Hand Luke  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

John, Jr.:
Why can't you have chains?

Luke:
John-boy, lemme tell you something. You know, them chains ain't medals. You get 'em for making mistakes. And you make a bad enough mistake, and then you gotta deal with the Man [gestures to Boss Godfrey]. And he is one rough old boy.

Cool Hand Luke  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

We need you!

Help us build the largest authors community and quotes collection on the web!

Quiz

Are you a quotes master?

»
Who said: " Sometimes we need to let go of our pride, and just do what others ask of us."
A Shmi Skywalker
B Padme Amidala
C Anakin Skywalker
D Spider-man