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[Attempting to exchange a broken toy at the store David's father owns] Clerk: Do you have the sales slip? David Merlin: [to Polly, who is around the corner] Do you have the sales slip? Polly Parrish: I threw it away. David Merlin: You should have kept it. [to the clerk] I threw it away. Clerk: You should have kept it. – Bachelor Mother Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Freddie: [referring to the baby] Where did it come from? Polly: I got it for Christmas! Freddie: ...This Christmas or last Christmas? – Bachelor Mother Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Thornton Melon: Home, Sweet Home. Lou: I liked the old house better. Thornton Melon: So did I. Lou: I liked the old wife better, too! Thornton Melon: [laughs] Lay off Vanessa. She gives great headache. Lou, I can't believe it. Married five years. Seems like yesterday! [sighs] And you know what a lousy day yesterday was. – Back to School Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Thornton Melon: Boy, what a great-looking place. When I used to dream about going to college, this is the way I always pictured it. Jason Melon: Wait a minute. When did you dream about going to college? Thornton Melon: When I used to fall asleep in high school. – Back to School Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Thornton Melon: When's our first class? Jason Melon: Uh, we got Economics tomorrow at 11 o'clock. Thornton Melon: 11 o'clock? No good. I got a massage 11 o'clock. Tell 'em to make it 2 o'clock. Jason Melon: No, dad. Uh, you don't get it. They're not gonna re-schedule the classes around your massage. Thornton Melon: All right, 11 o'clock, but I'm gonna talk to that Dean. I mean, these classes could be a REAL inconvenience. – Back to School Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Player #1: Hey, Lutz! You know who I am? Derek: Um, let me see. Uh, protruding supra-orbital ridges. [the football player picks up Derek by his shirt] Small cranium. Uh, 1300 cc brain. Hmmm. Neanderthal Man! Player #1: [to Jason] You. I want you to call his mother. You tell her he's never coming home. Jason Melon: Whoah. Hold it, hold it. You sure you even got the right guy? I mean, look how many people got blue hair these days. You know? Player #1: Shut up, meat-head! Thornton Melon: Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. Player #1: Yeah? Wanna make something of it? Thornton Melon: Oh, no, no. I never get physical. I just get upset. And when I get upset... Thornton Melon: [points at Lou] HE gets physical. [Lou takes a metal napkin holder and crushes it with one hand] Lou: [stepping up to the player] You got a problem? Player #1: No. I haven't got a problem. Lou: Well, now you do. [Lou slugs the football player in the stomach, resulting in a full scale bar brawl with the football team] – Back to School Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Security Guard: [after Thornton Melon's run-in with a showering sorority girl] Perfectly understandable, Mr. Melon. It was an honest mistake. Let's just call it a a bad day... Thornton Melon: But a great view! You're all right, officer. Here, a little something for the kids. [hands officer cash] Security Guard: I don't have any kids. Thornton Melon: No kids? Well, get yourself some. Take it all. [hands officer more cash] And just remember, the best thing about kids... is making them! – Back to School Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Professor Terguson: [after a student explains the reasons for the Vietnam War] Is she right? 'Cause I know that's the popular version of what went on there. And a lot of people like to believe that. I wish I could, but I was there. I wasn't here in a class room, hoping I was right, thinking about it. [shouting] I was up to my knees in rice paddies, with guns that didn't work! Going in there, looking for Charlie, slugging it out with him, while pussies like you were back here partying, putting headbands on, doing drugs, and listening to the goddamn Beatle albums! Oh! Oh! Oh! Thornton Melon: Hey Professor, take it easy. These kids were in grade school at the time, and as for me... I'm not a fighter, I'm a lover. – Back to School Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Professor Terguson: You remember that thing we had about 30 years ago called the Korean conflict? And how we failed to achieve victory? How come we didn't cross the 38th parallel and push those rice-eaters back to the Great Wall of China? [rips a desk apart] Then take the fucking wall apart [shouts] brick by brick and nuke them back into the stone age forever?! Tell me why! How come? Say it! Say it! Thornton Melon: [incensed] All right, I'll say it. 'Cause Truman was too much of a PUSSY WIMP to let MacArthur go in there and BLOW OUT THOSE COMMIE BASTARDS! Professor Terguson: Good answer. Good answer. I like the way you think. I'm gonna be watching you. Thornton Melon: [chuckling to his classmates] Good teacher. He really seems to care. About what I have no idea. – Back to School Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Dr. Turner: Actually, I'd like to join you, but I have class tonight. Thornton Melon: Oh. How 'bout tomorrow night? Dr. Turner: I have class then, too. Thornton Melon: I'll tell you what, then. Why don't you call me some time when you have no class? Dr. Turner: [laughs] Alright. Maybe I will. – Back to School Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Jason Melon: Dad, why don't join me on a little reality break, ok? Just cuz you're in love with Dr. Turner, that does NOT mean you're gonna pass her course. Now, you got a major paper comin' up on Kurt Vonnegut. You haven't even read any of the books. Thornton Melon: I tried... [knock on door] Thornton Melon: I don't understand a word of it. Jason Melon: So, how you gonna write the paper then, huh? [Jason opens the door to see Kurt Vonnegut standing there] Kurt Vonnegut Jr.: [removing his hat] Hi, I'm Kurt Vonnegut. I'm looking for Thornton Melon. – Back to School Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Coraline: I almost fell down a well yesterday, Mom. Mel: [unconcerned] Uh-huh. Coraline: I could've died. Mel: That's nice. Coraline: Hmm. So, can I go out? I think it's perfect weather for gardening. Mel: No, Coraline. Rain makes mud. Mud makes a mess. Coraline: But, Mom, I want stuff growing when my friends come to visit. Isn't that why we moved here? Mel: Something like that. But then we had the accident. Coraline: It wasn't my fault you hit that truck. Mel: I never said it was. Coraline: I can't believe it. You and Dad get paid to write about plants, and you hate dirt. Mel: Coraline, I don't have time for you right now, and you still have unpacking to do. Lots of unpacking. Coraline: [sarcastically] That sounds exciting. – Coraline Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Coraline: [slides her dinner plate away from her] Why don't you ever cook, Mom? Mel: Coraline, we've been through this before. You dad cooks, I clean, and you stay out of the way. I swear I'll go food shopping soon as we finish the catalog. [slides Coraline's dinner plate back to her] Try some of the chard. You need a vegetable. Coraline: It looks more like slime to me. Charlie: Well, it's slime or bedtime fusspot. Now what's it's gonna be? Coraline: [to her doll-self] Think they're trying to poison me? – Coraline Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
April Spink: Miriam, really, you're holding it wrong. See? Danger. Coraline: What do you see? April Spink: I see a very peculiar hand. Miriam Forcible: I see a giraffe. April Spink: Giraffes don't just fall from the sky, Miriam. – Coraline Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Other Mother: They say even the proudest spirit can be broken with love. [A bug chair scoops up Coraline and brings her to her] Of course, chocolate never hurts. [takes a candy box from the servant bug, opens it, revealing nine Cocoa Beetles] Like one? They're Cocoa Beetles from Zanzibar. [takes a beetle out of the box and bites the head off, making Coraline feel grossed out] Coraline: I want to be with my real mom and dad. I want you to let me go! Other Mother: Is that any way to talk to your mother? Coraline: [angrily] You aren't my mother. Other Mother: [sternly] Apologize at [stares deadly into her eyes] once, Coraline! Coraline: [stares angrily back at her] NO! Other Mother: I'll give you to the count of three. One, [starts growing taller] two, [grows a little more taller and a little scarier] THREE!!! [grabs Coraline by the nose and drags her to the hallway] Coraline: Ow! What are you doing?! Ow! That hurts! Other Mother: [pulls Coraline down the hallway to the mirror and shoves her through it] You may come out when you've learned to be a loving daughter. – Coraline Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Coraline: The doll's her spy. It's how she watches you, finds out what's wrong with your life. Wybie: The doll is my grandma's spy? Coraline: No. The other mother. She's got this whole world where everything better. The food, the garden, the neighbors. But's it's all a TRAP. – Coraline Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Coraline: You creep! Wybie: Crazy! Coraline: Crazy?! You're the jerk wad that gave me the doll! – Coraline Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
April Spink: [handing Coraline a seeing stone] There you go, sweetie. Coraline: What's it for? April Spink: Well, it might help. They're good for bad things sometimes. Miriam Forcible: No. They're good for lost things. April Spink: It's bad things, Miriam. Miriam Forcible: Lost things, April. April Spink: Bad. Miriam Forcible: Lost. April Spink: Bad things. Miriam Forcible: Lost. April Spink: Bad. Miriam Forcible: Lost. April Spink: Bad. Miriam Forcible: Lost. April Spink: Bad. Miriam Forcible: Lost! – Coraline Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Coraline: Why steal this? (Coraline can be look the ghost eye of stone on garden) Wow! (They can be see first ghost eye on red mobile driver) This must be it! – Coraline Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Other Father: Sorry, did you say "Sorry". – Coraline Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Other Father: I'm so sorry. Mother making me. I don't wanna hurt you! – Coraline Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Other Father: (Last Word) TAKE IT! – Coraline Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
First Ghost Boy: Bless you, miss. You found me! But there's two eyes still lost. Coraline: Don't worry. I'm getting the hang of it. – Coraline Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Coraline: The pearl. – Coraline Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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