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Lonette: So did you do it while you were back there in the real world? Did you do it while you were real? Do you ever think about going back there so you can? Frank Harris: There's no reason now. Lonette: Well, then, we're just going to have to stop pretending now, aren't we? – Cool World Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Lonette sees Frank dead. She starts crying] Nails: [off-screen] He didn't make it. I'm sorry. Lonette: Oh, Frank, honey! No, please! Oh, no, please, you can't leave me! [she keeps crying] Who killed him, Nails? Nails: He was pushed off a building. Lonette: [off-screen] Who pushed him? Nails: Holli Would. Lonette: [on-screen stops crying] Holli Would? That bitch! [she keeps crying] Nails, was she a doodle when she aced him? Nails: Yeah! So WHAT?! Lonette: So what? [off-screen] Oh! So what? Well, what happens to noids who traffic in the Cool World, Nails, when they get killed by a doodle? They become a doodle themselves. – Cool World Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Doorman: This here's where Simple Savior runs his black revolution, brother. Natural black Jesus is the reverend's cousin, too. He gives people the strength to kill whites. Brother Bear: Kill whites? [to Preacher Fox] You hear that sht? [to Doorman] Any whites? Doorman:* Yeah, any whites. Brother Bear: Ain't this a bitch? Preacher Fox: Anyone we want? Brother Bear: Ain't this a bitch! Preacher Fox: Huh. We can kill anyone we want? Doorman: Any whites. Preacher Fox: I have one special... Brother Bear: [Grabs Fox and pulls him to the side] Stop it, Fox. Stop it. – Coonskin Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Sonny: SHUT YOUR STUPID MOUTH! Anna Banana: [effeminate voice] Don't you dare strike me, or I'll tell poppa! Sonny: Don't start it! If I told poppa what you were doing, he'd break both your arms and legs! Anna Banana: [effeminate] So, what's wrong with me taking a little kick-back once in a while on my own? Sonny: [speaks Italian] Money, stupid! We take money, NOT BLOW JOBS! Anna Banana: You do? Sonny: The Mafia takes MONEY!! Remember us? We're the Mafia! – Coonskin Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Preacher Fox: [Talking to a gravestone] Ben, now don't you go believin' that I'm shaky! I still got it Ben! I don't lie to you, or God. I still take care of Rabbit and Bear you know! [picks up gravestone and begins to carry it with him] An' I don't want you or Mama to worry none 'cause ol' Fox here he doesn't gonna... Brother Bear: [annoyed] Stop it, Fox, stop it! Preacher Fox: I'm gonna be puttin' you back now, Ben! [replaces gravestone] Don't you worry 'bout a thing! – Coonskin Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Phil: Nancy! What are you doing here? Nancy: I'm late. I missed my period. Phil: What? Nancy: I was at work and on my break and I took one of those home pregnancy tests from Aisle 11. Phil: The ones that are on special? Nancy: Yes, and it came up blue! Arlene: Why is she telling you this, Phil? Phil: Because... because I'm her boss! And... we have a health plan! Arlene: You son of a bitch, you had a thing with this little girl in my father's store? Phil: No...no! Nancy: It was in his car! And I'm not a little girl, I'm 20. Phil: Oh, Jesus. Arlene: Get out of this house, you little whore! Phil: Hey! I will not permit you to talk to her that way. Arlene: Fine. I'll tell my father what you did! Phil: No, do not call Mr Levine! Hey! Put down that phone... [struggles to take the phone from her} Arlene: You're crazy! Phil: That's right - not having sex for 12 years will do that to a person! [phone jack is torn from the wall] Mitch: My phone! Arlene: [leaving the room] I'll call from the bedroom. Phil: The bedroom? How the hell would you know where the bedroom is? Arlene: [from the other room] I'm calling... Phil: Go ahead, call him, I'm sure he's home! It's his night to meet with the other escaped Nazis, isn't it? Arlene: I hate you! Phil: I hate you more! If hate were people, I'd be China! Mitch: [awkward pause] Let's bring out the cake! [to Nancy] Want some? – City Slickers Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Barbara: Go ahead, go with Phil and Ed. Find your smile. Mitch: What if I can't? Barbara: [sighs] We'll jump off that bridge when we get to it. – City Slickers Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mitch: I wish you hadn't worn this jacket. Ed: What's wrong with it? Mitch: Well, look at it; it's got your name and your picture on it. It's a little grotesque. Ed: I'm proud of what I do. Phil: So is the President; he doesn't wear his picture on his suit. Ben Jessup: Hi. Mitch: [shakes Ben's hand] Hi, Mitch Robbins. Ed: I'm Ed Furillo; I sell sporting goods. Mitch: Show him your jacket. Phil: I'm Phil Berquist. I committed adultery; lost my job and my family. Mitch: His jacket's being made. – City Slickers Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mitch: [to Phil] Feel like a schmuck? Phil: Oh yeah, big schmuck; a big one! – City Slickers Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Ed: This guy, Curly, is a true cowboy. One of the last real men. He's untamed. A mustang. We're trained ponies. It'll do us good to be in his world for a while. [Curly is approaching them from behind Mitch] Mitch: Do us good? Didn't you guys see? He was hanging the help! Did you see his eyes? He's got crazy eyes. He's a lunatic! I am telling you, we are going into the wilderness being led by a lunatic! [Mitch notices everyone's terrified faces as Curly is standing directly behind him] Mitch: He's behind me, isn't he? [Everyone nods] Curly: Time to turn in. Everyone, in unison: Goodnight! [Mitch turns slowly to face Curly] Mitch: [frightened] I'm sorry; I didn't mean anything by it! Curly: I crap bigger than you. [Curly turns and walks away] Mitch: He's gonna kill me. – City Slickers Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mitch: So, what was your best day, Phil? Phil: Believe it or not, my wedding day. Ed: You're kidding! Phil: No, seriously! Arlene looked great; those water pills really helped. I looked out and saw my old man sitting there, and he winked at me. It was like, I've made it. I'm not a goofball anymore. Mitch: What was your worst day? Phil: Every day since is a tie. – City Slickers Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mitch: Alright Ed, your best day, what was it? Twins in a trapeze, what? Ed: No, I don't wanna play. Mitch: C'mon, we did it. Ed: I don't feel like it. Mitch: Uh, okay. [Ed pauses, then begins to speak] Ed: I'm fourteen and my mother and father are fighting again. Y'know, because she caught him again. Caught him; this time the girl drove by the house to pick him up. And I finally realized, he wasn't just cheating on my mother, he was cheating us. So I told him; I said, "You're bad to us. We don't love you. I'll take care of my mother and my sister. We don't need you any more." And he made like he was gonna hit me, but I didn't budge. And he turned around and he left. He never bothered us again. Well, I took care of my mother and my sister from that day on. That's my best day. Phil: What was your worst day? Ed: [brief pause] Same day. – City Slickers Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Mitch and Ed are watching Bonnie ride by on a horse; Ed is leering at her buttocks] Ed: Man, that saddle sure is having a lot of fun. Mitch: You have like a half track mind, don't you? Ed: Oh, come on. Are you telling me you wouldn't like to screw her brains out? Mitch: You know, that's such a lovely image - "screw her brains out." It ranks right up there with that other classic: "bang the crap out of her." – City Slickers Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Mitch, Ed, Phil and Bonnie are sitting on bedrolls discussing which is more interesting, women discussing relationships or men discussing baseball] Ed: That's easy; we win. Bonnie: [laughs incredulously] How can you say that? Ed: Because honey, if that stuff were half as interesting as baseball, they'd have cards for it and sell it with gum. – City Slickers Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Curly: Pay attention, girls; we got strays! Mitch: Hi Curly. Killed anybody today? Curly: [smiling] Day ain't over yet. – City Slickers Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Mitch is alone by a campfire with Curly. After several moments of tense conversation, Mitch has produced a harmonica and is playing Drifting Along (With the Tumbling Tumbleweeds).] Curly: Put that away. [Mitch stops momentarily, then resumes playing.] Curly: I said, put that away! Mitch: Hey you know, the first time I tried to talk to you, you embarrassed me. So I teased you a little bit which maybe I shouldn't have done, so I'm sorry. And now you're sitting over there playing with your knife, trying to frighten me; which you're doing a good job... But if you're gonna kill me, get on with it; if not, shut the hell up; I'm on vacation. – City Slickers Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Curly: Do you know what the secret of life is? [points index finger skyward] This. Mitch: Your finger? Curly: One thing. Just one thing. You stick to that and the rest don't mean shit. Mitch: But, what is the "one thing?" Curly: [smiles and points his finger at Mitch] That's what you have to find out. – City Slickers Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Curly has died of a heart attack. The remaining party has buried him in a shallow grave and is holding an impromptu memorial service] Mitch: What can we say about Curly... T.R.: Cookie, you knew him best; why don't you say somethin'? Cookie: Lord, we give you Curly. Try not to piss him off. [the rest of the group balks] Well, what else do you want me to say? I got chicken burnin'! – City Slickers Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mitch: I'm gonna be okay, because I finally know what he was talking about. Ed: Who? Mitch: Curly. I know what he meant when he said there's just one thing that's really important. Ed: So what is it? Mitch: That's what you have to figure out. Ed: [laughing] I'm gonna deck you, pal! Mitch: No, that's it; it's something different for everyone. For me, when I was in that river, I was only thinking about one thing. The rest of it just all went away. – City Slickers Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Mitch's family has picked him up at the airport; he is hugging his children as Barbara walks up] Mitch: Hey, look what I found! [points to his mouth and smiles broadly] Barbara: Ooh, that looks nice. Where did you find that? Mitch: [feigning exasperation] Colorado! Isn't it always in the last place you look? – City Slickers Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Calibos has impaled Io with his sword] Calibos: Just you and me, son of Zeus! – Clash of the Titans Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Richard: I woke up one morning, and when I looked in the mirror I noticed my nose was bent over entirely onto one side of my face. So, I got a hammer, and started banging my nose back to a right angle with my face. Suddenly, I looked at myself in the mirror, hammer in head, blood streaming down my chin, and I realized my life was no longer manageable. – Clean and Sober Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Darryl: That was a $90,000 phone call, man. $90,000! 90 grand, man. That's the Stock Market, babe, and it doesn't give a fuck if I'm in a hospital or not! Hey, the American Stock Market really doesn't care if some asshole who makes $300 a weeks says I can't use the fuckin' phone. I'm close, right, Craig? Like 3:10, maybe 3:15. That's about it, isn't it, Craigy? Yeah, oh boy, big 3:07 a week. Boy, you gotta allocate that motherfucker, don't cha? What's that? A little Lean Cuisine, maybe some pork and beans - Hey, why don't cha get yourself another pair of those plastic shoes?! Fine, you want me outta here? I'm fuckin' outta here. I'm gone, motherfucker - look at this back! – Clean and Sober Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Craig: You know what the addict's least favorite word is? No. Ask me if you can use my phone, Darryl? Say, Craig, may I use the phone? No. – Clean and Sober Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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