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Otto:
Beldar, you tryin to tell me you don't got a social security number?

Beldar:
Correct.

Otto:
Why not?

Beldar:
I am an illegal alien.

Otto:
I knew you were too good to be true! Every time I make some money, this happens!

Coneheads  Movie Quote

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Eli Turnbull:
Excuse me sir, but should they be in fact, creatures from another planet, isn't that the Air Force's responsibility?

Gorman Seedling:
If they're just visiting, sure... but the minute they try to work here, they're mine!

Coneheads  Movie Quote

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Prymatt:
Perhaps you and Larry will join us for the consumption of mass quantities this weekend. We will ignite our new flame pit and char some mammal flesh for you.

Lisa:
That sounds like fun. I'll make coleslaw.

Prymatt:
Ah, coleslaw. We will enjoy it.

Coneheads  Movie Quote

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Beldar:
You look handsome, yet uncomfortable in your pubescent ceremonial garb.

Ronnie:
Yeah... You mean my tux, right?

Coneheads  Movie Quote

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Beladr:
It is time for mid-day cessation of activities for carbo-protein intake.

Otto:
Yeah, sure. Take a lunch break.

Coneheads  Movie Quote

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Gorman Seedling:
Do you agree that the world is headed for a terrible calamity?

Beldar Conehead:
Most definitely. In fact, I have direct, personal knowledge that this is so.

Eli Turnbull:
Great, may we come in?

Coneheads  Movie Quote

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Narrator:
This is a story of tomorrow, or the day after tomorrow, when men have built a station in space, constructed in the form of a great wheel, and set a thousand miles out from the Earth, fixed by gravity, and turning about the world every two hours, serving a double purpose: an observation post in the heavens, and a place where a spaceship can be assembled, and then launched to explore other planets, and the vast universe itself, in the last and greatest adventure of mankind — the plunge toward the… conquest of space!

Conquest of Space  Movie Quote

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Gen. Sam Merritt:
Working for one government was bad enough, but now we've got all of them on our backs.

Conquest of Space  Movie Quote

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Gen. Sam Merritt:
To gamble the lives of a crew of men on as senseless a mission as this… is callous. It's stupid!

Dr. George Fenton:
Stupid, or callous, it may seem to be at this time. It is not senseless. Man's very survival on Earth depends on the success of this or some future search for a new source of raw materials.

Conquest of Space  Movie Quote

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Gen. Sam Merritt:
Before any of you accept, I should like to make it unmistakably clear that the dangers of this journey are above and beyond anything that the Space Corps or your own governments have any right to ask of you. I can give you confounded little reason for this attempt to reach Mars, and no assurance at all that it will even be successful. It's my personal conviction that no one but an idiot would volunteer, and I shall strongly suspect the sanity of anyone who does. All right, we've all got it straight. Who wants to go?

[After a long pause, Sgt. Imoto steps forward.]

Sgt. Imoto:
Is it permitted to disagree with the General, sir?

Gen. Sam Merritt:
Of course, Sergeant.

Sgt. Imoto:
In my humble opinion, sir, there is an excellent reason for this voyage.

Gen. Sam Merritt:
Well, suppose you tell us about it.

Sgt. Imoto:
Some years ago, my country chose to fight a terrible war. It was bad — I do not defend it — but there were reasons. Somehow, those reasons are never spoken of. To the Western world at that time, Japan was a fairybook nation — little people living in a strange land of rice-paper houses, people who had almost no furniture, who sat on the floor and ate with chopsticks. The quaint houses of rice paper, sir — they were made of paper because there was no other material available. And the winters in Japan are as cold as they are in Boston. And the chopsticks… there was no metal for forks and knives and spoons, but slivers of wood could suffice. So it was with the little people of Japan, little as I am now, because for countless generations we have not been able to produce the food to make us bigger. Japan's yesterday will be the world's tomorrow — too many people and too little land. That is why I say, sir, there is urgent need for us to reach Mars: to provide the resources the human race will need, if they are to survive. That is also why I am most grateful to be found acceptable, sir. I volunteer.

Gen. Sam Merritt:
Thank you, Sergeant Imoto. You're not a little man.

Conquest of Space  Movie Quote

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[The general and Sgt. Siegle observe Mars through a viewport.]

Sgt. Siegle:
Getting bigger all the time, isn't it, sir?

Gen. Sam Merritt:
Yes, Sergeant. The planet and the blasphemy.

Conquest of Space  Movie Quote

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[Sgt. Siegle complains about the fruitless attempts to contact Earth.]

Capt. Barney Merritt:
We've done what no men in the world have done before us! We've got to let them know before it's too late. If it's humanly possible, we've got to report.

Sgt. Siegle:
Report what? That the operation was a big success, but the patients are dyin' on a lousy, dried-up ball in the corner pocket of nowhere?

. . .

Sgt. Mahoney:
The General wasn't crazy, he was right! We asked for it! There's a curse on this ship and everybody in it!

Sgt. Siegle:
Baloney! You leave that stuff back on Earth. But it don't operate past the thousand-mile limit. "Only God can make a tree." Okay? Where is it? Where's the trees, and the flowers, and the grass? Where's the water? You hear me? Where's the water?!

Sgt. Imoto:
Hey fellas, look!

[They peer out a viewport to see flurries descending.]

Sgt. Siegle:
Ha ha!

Sgt. Mahoney:
Snow!

Conquest of Space  Movie Quote

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Sgt. Mahoney:
[It] was a glorious way the General died.

[Everyone looks at him in surprise.]

Sgt. Mahoney:
Sacrificin' his life as he did, to bring his ship and his crew safely to a landing on the rocky desert of a new planet! That's the way the history books will tell it — won't they, Captain?

[Capt. Merritt stares at the sergeant.]

Sgt. Mahoney:
Fittin' end for a grand soldier.

Capt. Barney Merritt:
For the man who conquered space.

Sgt. Mahoney:
Would you be carin' for a cup o' tea, Captain?

Capt. Barney Merritt:
Thanks.

Conquest of Space  Movie Quote

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John Constantine:
What if I told you that God and the Devil made a wager? A bet for the remaining souls on Earth?

Angela Dodson:
I'd tell you to stay on your meds.

John Constantine:
Humor me. No direct contact with Humans. That would be the rule. Just influence.

Constantine  Movie Quote

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Chaz Kramer:
When am I going to stop being your slave, John?

John Constantine:
You're not my slave, Chaz, you're my much appreciated apprentice, just like Tonto, or Robin, or that skinny fellow with the fat friend.

Constantine  Movie Quote

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Angela Dodson:
[asking Constantine to hold elevator] Hold the door, you're going down.

John Constantine:
Not if I can help it.

Constantine  Movie Quote

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Angela Dodson:
I don't believe in the Devil.

John Constantine:
You should. He believes in you.

Constantine  Movie Quote

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Angela Dodson:
My sister was murdered last night.

John Constantine:
Sorry to hear.

Angela Dodson:
Thanks. She jumped off the the roof of a building.

John Constantine:
I thought you said she was murdered.

Angela Dodson:
Yeah, well, Isabel wouldn't have taken her own life.

John Constantine:
Of course. What kind of mental patient kills herself? That's just crazy.

Constantine  Movie Quote

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Angela Dodson:
[Angela is about to transport into Hell via bathtub and has taken off her jacket] So, is this good, or do I have to take off the rest of my clothes?

[Pause]

Angela Dodson:
John?

John Constantine:
[Smiles slightly] I'm thinking.

Constantine  Movie Quote

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John Constantine:
I need you to leave.

Angela Dodson:
Okay. [heads for her room]

John Constantine:
The apartment.

[He waits for her to leave and looks down at the cat]

John Constantine:
God, I hate this part.

Constantine  Movie Quote

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Balthazar:
What are you doing?

John Constantine:
I'm reading you your last rites.

Balthazar:
Spare me your remedial incantations.

John Constantine:
You do know what it is to truly be forgiven? To be welcomed into the Kingdom of God. Demon in heaven, I'd love to be a fly on that wall.

Balthazar:
You're not a priest. You have no power.

John Constantine:
Just tell me how Mammon is crossing over and you can go back to your shit hole. Okay, Bally, enjoy it. [Balthazar relents]

[After Balthazar gives him the information]

John Constantine:
By the way … you have to ask for absolution to be forgiven … asshole.

Constantine  Movie Quote

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John Constantine:
[To a room full of demons] Hi. My name's John. You are in violation of the Balance. Leave immediately or I will deport you. All of you. [no reaction]

John Constantine:
[John stands on a chair] Go to Hell.

Ellie:
[Chaz Kramer had already put the Holy Cross into the water tank. John pulls the fire-detector, holy water sprinkles down] Holy water?

[The demons' flesh burns and they scream in agony]

Constantine  Movie Quote

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Midnite:
[As he is strapping John into the electric chair] Tell me this isn't about a girl?

John Constantine:
Definitely... mostly not about the girl.

Midnite:
[While John is strapped in the electric chair] You sure about this?

John Constantine:
No.

[Midnite electrocutes him, John screams]

Constantine  Movie Quote

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Gabriel:
[Gabriel sits on top of John Constantine, explaining her rebellion] You're handed this precious gift, right? Each one of you granted redemption from the Creator – murderers, rapists, molesters – all of you just have to repent, and God takes you into His bosom. In all the worlds and all the universe, no other creature can make such a boast, save man. It's not fair.

[Gabriel leans closer to Constantine's face]

Gabriel:
If sweet, sweet God loves you so, then I will make you worthy of His love. But it's only in the face of horror that you truly find your nobler selves – and you can be so noble. So … I will bring you pain. I will bring you horror.

[Gabriel lifts up Constantine from his collar]

Gabriel:
So that you may rise above it. So that those of you who will survive this reign of hell on earth will be worthy of God's love.

John Constantine:
Gabriel... you're insane.

Gabriel:
[smiles] The road to salvation begins tonight. Right now.

[Gabriel blows gently, sending Constantine crashing to the door]

Constantine  Movie Quote

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