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Wadsworth:
I'm merely a humble butler.

Col. Mustard:
What exactly do you do?

Wadsworth:
I buttle, sir.

Clue  Movie Quote

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Mrs. White:
I didn't kill him.

Col. Mustard:
Then why are you paying the blackmailer?

Mrs. White:
I don't want a scandal, do I? We had had a very humiliating public confrontation. He was deranged. A lunatic. He didn't actually seem to like me very much; he had threatened to kill me in public.

Miss Scarlet:
Why would he wanna kill you in public?

Wadsworth:
I think she meant he threatened, in public, to kill her.

Clue  Movie Quote

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Col. Mustard:
Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?

Wadsworth:
You don't need any help from me, sir.

Col. Mustard:
That's right!

Clue  Movie Quote

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[after catching Mrs. Peacock in the second ending]

Wadsworth:
You see, like the Mounties. We always get our man!

Mr. Green:
Mrs. Peacock was a man?!

[Colonel Mustard and Wadsworth each slap him]

Wadsworth:
Would anyone care for fruit or dessert?

Clue  Movie Quote

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[In the third ending]

Professor Plum:
It must've been Mr. Green who shot the singing telegram!

Mr. Green:
I didn't do it!

Col. Mustard:
Well, there's nobody else left!

Mr. Green:
But I didn't do it! The gun is missing! Whoever's got the gun shot the girl!

[Wadsworth draws the gun]

Wadsworth:
I shot her.

Col. Mustard, Mrs. Peacock, Mrs. White, Ms. Scarlet, Prof. Plum:
You?!

Mr. Green:
So it was you. I was going to expose you.

Wadsworth:
I know. So I choose to expose myself.

Col. Mustard:
Please! There are ladies present.

Wadsworth:
You thought Mr. Boddy was dead, but why? None of you even met him until tonight.

Mr. Green:
You're Mr. Boddy!

[Wadsworth grins and laughs]

Prof. Plum:
Wait a minute! So who did I kill?

Wadsworth:
My butler.

Prof. Plum:
Oh, shucks.

Wadsworth:
He was expendable, like all of you. I'm grateful to you all for disposing of my network of spies and informers. Saved me a lot of trouble. Now there's no evidence against me.

Mrs. White:
This all has nothing to do with my disappearing nuclear physicist husband or Colonel Mustard's work on the new top secret fusion bomb?

Wadsworth:
No. Communism is just a red herring.

Mr. Green:
But the police will be here any minute. You'll never get away with this, any of you.

Wadsworth:
Why should the police come? Nobody's called them.

Mrs. Peacock:
You mean-- Oh, my God! Of course!

Wadsworth:
So why shouldn't we get away with it? We'll stack the bodies in the cellar, lock it, leave quietly one at a time, and forget that any of this ever happened.

Mr. Green:
And you'll just- just go on blackmailing us all.

Wadsworth:
Of course. Why not?

Mr. Green:
Well, I'll tell you why not.

[he draws a revolver, and shoots Wadsworth; Wadsworth drops his gun]

Wadsworth:
Oh, good shot, Green! [slumps to the floor, reaches a hand inside his coat, and looks at the blood on his fingers] And very good.

Clue  Movie Quote

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Mrs. White:
Are you a cop?

Mr. Green:
No, I'm a plant.

Ms. Scarlet:
A plant? I thought men like you were usually called a fruit.

Mr. Green:
Very funny. [displays a badge in his wallet] FBI. That call from J. Edgar Hoover was for me. [heads to the front door] I told you I didn't do it!

[he opens the front door and the police rush in]

Chief:
All right, who done it?

[Mustard, White, Scarlet, Peacock and Plum all start arguing.]

Mr. Green:
They all did it! But if you wanna know who killed Mr. Boddy, I did, in the hall, with the revolver. Okay, Chief, take 'em away. I'm gonna go home and sleep with my wife.

Clue  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mel:
So, Josh, have you given any thought to our little discussion about Corporate Law?

Josh:
Yeah, you know, but I think I'd really like to check out Environmental Law.

Mel:
What for? Do you wanna have a miserable, frustrating life?

Cher:
Oh, Josh will have that no matter what he does.

Mel:
At least he knows what he wants to do. And he's in a good college. I'd like to see you have a little bit of direction.

Cher:
I have direction.

Josh:
Yeah, towards the mall.

Clueless  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dionne:
"Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, but thy eternal summer shall not fade." Phat! Did you write that?

Cher:
Duh, it's, like, a famous quote.

Dionne:
From where?

Cher:
Cliff's Notes.

Clueless  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Cher:
Ms. Stoeger? I would just like to say that physical education in this school is a disgrace. I mean, standing in line for 40 minutes is hardly aerobically effective. I doubt I've worked off the calories in a stick of Carefree gum.

[The other girls cheer]

Ms. Stoeger:
Well, you certainly exercised your mouth, Cher. Now, hit the ball.

[Ball flies by, inches from Cher's nose]

Cher:
Ms. Stoeger, that machine is just a lawsuit waiting to happen!

Ms. Stoeger:
Thanks for the legal advice.

Clueless  Movie Quote

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Cher:
I've got an idea. Let's do a makeover!

Tai:
No. No.

Dionne:
Oh, c'mon! Let us! Cher's main thrill in life is a makeover. Okay, it gives her a sense of control on a world full of chaos.

Cher:
Please?

Tai:
Sure. Why not? Shit, you guys! I've never had straight friends before.

Clueless  Movie Quote

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Tai:
[pointing at Amber] Cher, ain't that the same dress that you was wearing yesterday?

Cher:
Say, Ambular.

Amber:
Hi!

Cher:
Was that you going through my laundry?

Amber:
As if! Like I would really wear something from Judy's.

Cher:
Do you prefer "fashion victim" or "ensemble-y challenged"?

Clueless  Movie Quote

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Dionne:
Cher is saving herself for Luke Perry.

Tai:
Cher, you're a virgin?!

Cher:
God! You say it like it's a bad thing.

Dionne:
Besides, the PC term is "hymenally challenged."

Cher:
I am just not interested in doing it until I find the right person. You see how picky I am about my shoes and they only go on my feet.

Clueless  Movie Quote

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Amber:
[after Cher's oral on violence in the media] Hello?! Was I the only one listening? I mean, I thought it reeked.

Cher:
I believe that was your designer imposter perfume.

Clueless  Movie Quote

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Cher:
That's Ren and Stimpy. They're way existential.

Josh:
Do you have any idea what you're talking about?

Cher:
No. Why, do I sound like I do?

Clueless  Movie Quote

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Murray:
Are you bitches blind or something? Your man Christian is a cake boy!

Cher and Dionne:
A what?!

Murray:
He's a disco-dancing, Oscar Wilde-reading, Streisand ticket-holding friend of Dorothy, know what I'm saying?

Cher:
Uh-uh, no way.

Murray:
He's gay.

Cher:
Not even.

Murray:
Yes, even.

Dionne:
He does like to shop, Cher, and the boy can dress.

Cher:
Oh, my God. I am totally buggin'. I feel like such a bonehead.

Clueless  Movie Quote

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Cher:
We got another notice from the fire department saying we have to clear out the bush. You said you were going to get Jose to do it.

Lucy:
He your gardener. I don't know why you don't tell him.

Cher:
Lucy, you know I don't speak Mexican.

Lucy:
I not a Mexican! [storms off]

Cher:
Great, what was that all about?

Josh:
Lucy's from El Salvador.

Cher:
So?

Josh:
It's an entirely different country.

Cher:
Oh, what does that matter?

Josh:
You get upset if someone thinks you live below Sunset.

Clueless  Movie Quote

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Curly:
She's just no good.

Gittes:
What can I tell you, kid? You're right. When you're right, you're right, and you're right.

Chinatown  Movie Quote

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Mrs. Mulwray:
I've never hired you to do anything, certainly not to spy on my husband. I see you like publicity, Mr. Gittes. Well, you're going to get it.

Gittes:
Now wait a minute, Mrs. Mulwray. I think there's been some misunderstanding here. There's no point in getting tough with me. I'm just trying--

Mrs. Mulwray:
I don't get tough with anyone, Mr. Gittes. My lawyer does.

Chinatown  Movie Quote

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Gittes:
I'm not in business to be loved, but I am in business. And believe me, Mrs. Mulwray, whoever set your husband up set me up. LA's a small town, people talk. I'm just trying to make a living. I don't want to become a local joke.

Mrs. Mulwray:
Mr. Gittes. You talked me into it. I'll drop the lawsuit.

Gittes:
What?

Mrs. Mulwray:
I said I'll drop the lawsuit. So let's just drop the whole thing.

Gittes:
I don't want to drop it. I'd better talk to your husband about this.

Mrs. Mulwray:
Why? What on earth for? Hollis seems to think you're an innocent man.

Gittes:
Well, I've been accused of a lot of things before, Mrs. Mulwray, but never that. Look. Somebody's gone to a lot of trouble here and lawsuit or no lawsuit, I intend to find out. I'm not supposed to be the one who's caught with his pants down. So unless it's a problem, I'd like to talk to your husband.

Mrs. Mulwray:
Why should it be a problem?

Gittes:
May I speak frankly, Mrs. Mulwray?

Mrs. Mulwray:
Only if you can, Mr. Gittes.

Gittes:
Well, that little girlfriend. She was pretty in a cheap sort of a way, of course. She's disappeared. Maybe they disappeared together.

Mrs. Mulwray:
Suppose they did. How does that affect you?

Gittes:
It's nothing personal, Mrs. Mulwray.

Mrs. Mulwray:
It's very personal. It couldn't be more personal. Is this a business or an obsession with you?

Chinatown  Movie Quote

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Escobar:
So, tell me Gittes, how'd you get past the guard?

Gittes:
Well, to tell you the truth, I lied a little.

Chinatown  Movie Quote

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Escobar:
You look like you've done well by yourself.

Gittes:
I get by.

Escobar:
Well, sometimes it takes a while for a man to find himself. Maybe you have.

Loach:
Yeah, goin' through other people's dirty linen.

Gittes:
Yeah. Tell me. You still puttin' Chinamen in jail for spittin' in the laundry?

Escobar:
You're a little behind the times, Jake. They use steam irons now. And I'm out of Chinatown.

Gittes:
Since when?

Escobar:
Since I made Lieutenant.

Gittes:
Congratulations.

Chinatown  Movie Quote

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Escobar:
[pointing to graffiti on the wall] Isn't that your phone number?

Gittes:
Is it? I forget. I don't call myself that often.

Chinatown  Movie Quote

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Gittes:
[on the phone] Hello, Miss Sessions. I don't believe we've had the pleasure."

Ida Sessions:
Oh, yes we have. Are you alone?

Gittes:
Isn't everybody?

Chinatown  Movie Quote

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Gittes:
Something else besides the death of your husband was bothering you. You were upset, but not that upset.

Mrs. Mulwray:
Mr. Gittes. Don't tell me how I feel.

Gittes:
Sorry. Look. You sue me. Your husband dies. You drop the lawsuit like a hot potato all of it quicker than the wind from a duck's ass. Excuse me, uh. Then you ask me to lie to the police.

Mrs. Mulwray:
It wasn't much of a lie.

Gittes:
If your husband was killed, it was. This could look like you paid me off to withhold evidence.

Mrs. Mulwray:
But he wasn't killed.

Gittes:
Mrs. Mulwray. I think you're hiding something.

Mrs. Mulwray:
Well, I suppose I am. Actually, I knew about the affair.

Gittes:
How did you find out?

Mrs. Mulwray:
My husband.

Gittes:
He told you? [She nods yes] And you weren't the least bit upset?

Mrs. Mulwray:
I was grateful.

Gittes:
Mrs. Mulwray, you'll have to explain that.

Mrs. Mulwray:
Why?

Gittes:
Look. I do matrimonial work. It's my métier. When a wife tells me that she's happy that her husband is cheating on her, it runs contrary to my experience.

Mrs. Mulwray:
Unless what?

Gittes:
She was cheating on him. Were you?

Mrs. Mulwray:
I dislike the word cheat.

Gittes:
Did you have affairs?

Mrs. Mulwray:
Mr. Gittes.

Gittes:
Did he know about it?

Mrs. Mulwray:
Well, I wouldn't run home and tell him every time I went to bed with someone, if that's what you mean. Is there anything else you want to know about me?

Gittes:
Where were you when your husband died?

Mrs. Mulwray:
I can't tell you.

Gittes:
You mean you don't know where you were?

Mrs. Mulwray:
I mean I can't tell you.

Gittes:
You were seeing someone too. For very long?

Mrs. Mulwray:
I don't see anyone for very long, Mr. Gittes. It's difficult for me. Now, I think you know all you need know about me. I didn't want publicity. I didn't want to go into any of this then or now. Is that all?

Gittes:
[After nodding yes, he remembers to ask one final question, holding up the envelope with initials "E C" for a return address] Oh, by the way, uh, what does this C stand for?

Mrs. Mulwray:
Cr...Cross.

Gittes:
That's your maiden name?

Mrs. Mulwray:
Yes. Why?

Gittes:
No reason.

Mrs. Mulwray:
You must have had a reason to ask me that.

Gittes:
No. I'm just a snoop.

...

Gittes:
OK, go home, but in case you're interested, your husband was murdered. Somebody's been dumping thousands of tons of water from the city's reservoirs and we're supposed to be in the middle of a drought. He found out about it and he was killed. There's a waterlogged drunk in the morgue, involuntary manslaughter if anybody wants to take the trouble - which they don't. It seems like half the city is trying to cover it all up, which is fine by me. But Mrs. Mulwray, I goddamned near lost my nose. And I like it. I like breathing through it. And I still think that you're hiding something.

Chinatown  Movie Quote

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