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Tai:
[pointing at Amber] Cher, ain't that the same dress that you was wearing yesterday?

Cher:
Say, Ambular.

Amber:
Hi!

Cher:
Was that you going through my laundry?

Amber:
As if! Like I would really wear something from Judy's.

Cher:
Do you prefer "fashion victim" or "ensemble-y challenged"?

– Clueless  Movie Quote

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Dionne:
Cher is saving herself for Luke Perry.

Tai:
Cher, you're a virgin?!

Cher:
God! You say it like it's a bad thing.

Dionne:
Besides, the PC term is "hymenally challenged."

Cher:
I am just not interested in doing it until I find the right person. You see how picky I am about my shoes and they only go on my feet.

– Clueless  Movie Quote

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Amber:
[after Cher's oral on violence in the media] Hello?! Was I the only one listening? I mean, I thought it reeked.

Cher:
I believe that was your designer imposter perfume.

– Clueless  Movie Quote

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Cher:
That's Ren and Stimpy. They're way existential.

Josh:
Do you have any idea what you're talking about?

Cher:
No. Why, do I sound like I do?

– Clueless  Movie Quote

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Murray:
Are you bitches blind or something? Your man Christian is a cake boy!

Cher and Dionne:
A what?!

Murray:
He's a disco-dancing, Oscar Wilde-reading, Streisand ticket-holding friend of Dorothy, know what I'm saying?

Cher:
Uh-uh, no way.

Murray:
He's gay.

Cher:
Not even.

Murray:
Yes, even.

Dionne:
He does like to shop, Cher, and the boy can dress.

Cher:
Oh, my God. I am totally buggin'. I feel like such a bonehead.

– Clueless  Movie Quote

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Cher:
We got another notice from the fire department saying we have to clear out the bush. You said you were going to get Jose to do it.

Lucy:
He your gardener. I don't know why you don't tell him.

Cher:
Lucy, you know I don't speak Mexican.

Lucy:
I not a Mexican! [storms off]

Cher:
Great, what was that all about?

Josh:
Lucy's from El Salvador.

Cher:
So?

Josh:
It's an entirely different country.

Cher:
Oh, what does that matter?

Josh:
You get upset if someone thinks you live below Sunset.

– Clueless  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Timo Cruz tries to punch Coach Carter, but Carter blocks it and slams him against the wall]

Timo Cruz:
Teachers ain't supposed to touch students.

Coach Carter:
I'm not a teacher. I'm the new basketball coach.

– Coach Carter  Movie Quote

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Coach Carter:
You, shooting the ball, what's your name sir?

Jason Lyle:
Jason Lyle, but I ain't no sir.

Coach Carter:
Oh, well are you a madam?

[team laughs]

– Coach Carter  Movie Quote

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Coach Carter:
Well... not quite your storybook ending huh. Not for us anyway. But you men played like champions... you never gave up. And champions hold their heads high. What you achieved goes way beyond the win-loss column or what’s gonna be written on the front page of the sports section tomorrow. You’ve achieved something that some people spend their whole lives trying to find... what you achieved is that ever elusive victory within, and gentlemen... I am so proud of you. 4 months ago when I took the job at Richmond I had a plan.. that plan failed. I came to coach basketball players and you became students. I came to teach boys, and you became men. And for that I thank you. If someone walked in this door right now and offered me the coaching job at any school in the state of California, you know which school I’d choose?

Worm:
St. Francis?

Kenyon:
Richmond?

Coach Carter:
Rich-what?

Whole team:
Richmond.

Coach Carter:
Rich-what?

Whole Team:
Richmond!

Coach Carter:
Where we from?

Whole Team:
Richmond!!

Coach Carter:
What's my home town?

Whole Team:
Richmond!!!

Coach Carter:
What we love?!

Whole Team:
RICHMOND!

Coach Carter:
Rich-whaaat?!

Whole Team:
RICHMOND!!!

– Coach Carter  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jason Lyle:
[to Coach Carter as he walks into the gym] Sir, they can cut the chains off the door, but they can't make us play.

Damien Carter:
We've decided we're going to finish what you've started, sir.

Worm:
Yeah, so leave us be, coach. We've got shit to do, sir.

– Coach Carter  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Coach Carter:
What's your deepest fear?

Worm:
Why he keep saying that? What's your deepest fear? What's that mean?

– Coach Carter  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Principle Garret:
Your job, Mr. Carter, is to teach these boys basketball. I suggest you start doing your job.

Ken Carter:
Your job is to educate these students- I suggest you start doing yours.

– Coach Carter  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Kenyon Stone:
[running suicides] Yo, how many we gonna do?

Coach Carter:
Sir.

Kenyon Stone:
Yo, sir, how many we gonna do?

Coach Carter:
Let's see how many you can do in... one hour and seven minutes.

– Coach Carter  Movie Quote

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Coach Carter:
I end up taking a road trip to the suburbs where I find my drunk ass point guard on top of Daddy's little princess!

Worm:
Actually, I was on the bottom, coach, she was on the top.

– Coach Carter  Movie Quote

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Coach Carter:
[talking to his players] "What is wrong with you? What's wrong with all of you? Since when is winning not enough, playing hard not enough? No, you have to humiliate your opponents. Taunt'em after every score. You won 4 games last season. FOUR! What gives you the right to the game that I love with trash talk and taunting? What gives you the right to wear Richmond on your chest and act like punks?

– Coach Carter  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Coach Carter:
So? You can't show some class? Act like a champion? You owe me 500 push-ups a piece. On the line, NOW!

– Coach Carter  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Junkman:
What is this heap of old iron doin' here?

Bill Coggins:
Old iron?

Junkman:
I'll give ya ten bob for it.

Bill Coggins:
Please do not be daft. This was once such a great car; it won the British Grand Prix three years running.

Junkman:
(chuckles greedily) So it's a car eh it? (touches the broken wheel)

Jeremy:
Certainly it is a car!

Jemimah Potts:
It's a racing car and we're winning!

Jeremy:
And you are in the way!

Junkman:
(rudely) And you are in the way of a belt wrapped around your ear young man, if I have any more of your lip!! All right. I will give ya 15 bob for it.

Bill Coggins:
Make it 30 and she is yours.

Jemimah:
(shocked) Mr. Coggins, you are not selling her, are you!?

Junkman:
(furiously) Of course he's goin' to sell her!! Whattaya think he is runnin' here?! A children's playground or something?!! All right 30 bob. I will pick her up Wednesday.

– Chitty Chitty Bang Bang  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Truly Scrumptious:
What's your name?

Jemimah:
I'm Jemimah.

Jeremy:
And I'm Jeremy.

Jemimah:
What's yours?

Truly Scrumptious:
Truly.

Jemimah:
That's a very pretty name.

Truly Scrumptious:
Now, where is your house?

Jeremy:
Oh, we don't live in a house.

Jemimah:
We live a castle. On top of a hill.

Truly Scrumptious:
[laughs] A castle? I didn't know there were any castles around here.

Jemimah:
Well, it isn't a castle exactly.

Jeremy:
That's what Daddy calls it. He says King Alfred used to live there hundreds of years ago.

Truly Scrumptious:
And does your Daddy know you aren't in school?

Jemimah:
Oh, he won't mind. He never does.

Jeremy:
Anyway, he's awful busy.

Truly Scrumptious:
Is he? Well, he'll have to find time to see me because I have a few things to say to him.

– Chitty Chitty Bang Bang  Movie Quote

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Caractacus Potts:
How was India, Grandpa?

Grandpa:
India? I'll tell you how India was. I got up this morning and I shot an elephant in my pajamas.

Grandpa, Caractacus, Jemimah, and Jeremy:
How an elephant got in my pajamas, I shall never know.

Grandpa:
You've heard it before.

[They all laugh]

– Chitty Chitty Bang Bang  Movie Quote

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Caractacus Potts:
Do you think Coggins might do a deal, so much a week?

Grandpa:
Coggins? That lives down the road? Sure. He wouldn't light your pipe if his house was on fire.

– Chitty Chitty Bang Bang  Movie Quote

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Caractacus Potts:
You see I've invented these sweets.

Lord Scrumptious' Secretary:
Oh really? Name?

Caractacus Potts:
Uh...Whistling Sweets.

Lord Scrumptious' Secretary:
Mr. Whistling Sweets. (writes it down)

Caractacus Potts:
(laughs) Mr. Whistling Sweets!! Uh no. I'm... uh... Potts.

Lord Scrumptious' Secretary:
Hmmm... (writes it down)

– Chitty Chitty Bang Bang  Movie Quote

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Truly Scrumptious:
What an unusual car.

Jeremy:
Daddy made it.

Truly Scrumptious:
[laughs] Oh? And it actually goes?

Jemimah:
It's called Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

Truly Scrumptious:
That's a curious name for a motorcar.

Jemimah:
But that's the sound it makes. Listen.

– Chitty Chitty Bang Bang  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Blimp Pilot:
We're still losing height!

Baron Bomburst:
There has to be something else we can throw out!!!

Second Spy:
But there's nothing else we can throw out...!!?

First Spy:
There's nothing else... (Chuckles nervously)

(All the men look at the spies in ideal. They look to the Baron who nods in agreement and they grab the first spy and throw him out)

Grandpa Potts:
You just dropped someone!!!

(The men then restrain the second spy and throw him out)

First Spy:
(swimming desperately in the ocean as the second spy splashes in the ocean) Come back! Come back! (The men chuckle and wave goodbye to the spies as the blimp takes off back in the air) Come back!!!

Second Spy:
What do we do now?

First Spy:
Start swimming!

Second Spy:
I don't swim!

First Spy:
Then start drowning! [swims away]

– Chitty Chitty Bang Bang  Movie Quote

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Peter:
Sir, have you come to help us? [Catactacus walks over to him] Are you going to help us out of here?

Caractacus Potts:
[kneels in front of him] What's your name, son?

Peter:
Peter, sir.

Caractacus Potts:
[compassionately] Well Peter, you shouldn't be afraid. [Truly, the Toymaker, and the children listen with interest] Even in a terrible place like this. Because there's always hope. That's what I always tell my children when they're...afraid.

– Chitty Chitty Bang Bang  Movie Quote

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