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Barbara: Go ahead, go with Phil and Ed. Find your smile. Mitch: What if I can't? Barbara: [sighs] We'll jump off that bridge when we get to it. – City Slickers Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mitch: I wish you hadn't worn this jacket. Ed: What's wrong with it? Mitch: Well, look at it; it's got your name and your picture on it. It's a little grotesque. Ed: I'm proud of what I do. Phil: So is the President; he doesn't wear his picture on his suit. Ben Jessup: Hi. Mitch: [shakes Ben's hand] Hi, Mitch Robbins. Ed: I'm Ed Furillo; I sell sporting goods. Mitch: Show him your jacket. Phil: I'm Phil Berquist. I committed adultery; lost my job and my family. Mitch: His jacket's being made. – City Slickers Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mitch: [to Phil] Feel like a schmuck? Phil: Oh yeah, big schmuck; a big one! – City Slickers Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Ed: This guy, Curly, is a true cowboy. One of the last real men. He's untamed. A mustang. We're trained ponies. It'll do us good to be in his world for a while. [Curly is approaching them from behind Mitch] Mitch: Do us good? Didn't you guys see? He was hanging the help! Did you see his eyes? He's got crazy eyes. He's a lunatic! I am telling you, we are going into the wilderness being led by a lunatic! [Mitch notices everyone's terrified faces as Curly is standing directly behind him] Mitch: He's behind me, isn't he? [Everyone nods] Curly: Time to turn in. Everyone, in unison: Goodnight! [Mitch turns slowly to face Curly] Mitch: [frightened] I'm sorry; I didn't mean anything by it! Curly: I crap bigger than you. [Curly turns and walks away] Mitch: He's gonna kill me. – City Slickers Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mitch: So, what was your best day, Phil? Phil: Believe it or not, my wedding day. Ed: You're kidding! Phil: No, seriously! Arlene looked great; those water pills really helped. I looked out and saw my old man sitting there, and he winked at me. It was like, I've made it. I'm not a goofball anymore. Mitch: What was your worst day? Phil: Every day since is a tie. – City Slickers Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mitch: Alright Ed, your best day, what was it? Twins in a trapeze, what? Ed: No, I don't wanna play. Mitch: C'mon, we did it. Ed: I don't feel like it. Mitch: Uh, okay. [Ed pauses, then begins to speak] Ed: I'm fourteen and my mother and father are fighting again. Y'know, because she caught him again. Caught him; this time the girl drove by the house to pick him up. And I finally realized, he wasn't just cheating on my mother, he was cheating us. So I told him; I said, "You're bad to us. We don't love you. I'll take care of my mother and my sister. We don't need you any more." And he made like he was gonna hit me, but I didn't budge. And he turned around and he left. He never bothered us again. Well, I took care of my mother and my sister from that day on. That's my best day. Phil: What was your worst day? Ed: [brief pause] Same day. – City Slickers Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Mitch and Ed are watching Bonnie ride by on a horse; Ed is leering at her buttocks] Ed: Man, that saddle sure is having a lot of fun. Mitch: You have like a half track mind, don't you? Ed: Oh, come on. Are you telling me you wouldn't like to screw her brains out? Mitch: You know, that's such a lovely image - "screw her brains out." It ranks right up there with that other classic: "bang the crap out of her." – City Slickers Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Mitch, Ed, Phil and Bonnie are sitting on bedrolls discussing which is more interesting, women discussing relationships or men discussing baseball] Ed: That's easy; we win. Bonnie: [laughs incredulously] How can you say that? Ed: Because honey, if that stuff were half as interesting as baseball, they'd have cards for it and sell it with gum. – City Slickers Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Curly: Pay attention, girls; we got strays! Mitch: Hi Curly. Killed anybody today? Curly: [smiling] Day ain't over yet. – City Slickers Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Mitch is alone by a campfire with Curly. After several moments of tense conversation, Mitch has produced a harmonica and is playing Drifting Along (With the Tumbling Tumbleweeds).] Curly: Put that away. [Mitch stops momentarily, then resumes playing.] Curly: I said, put that away! Mitch: Hey you know, the first time I tried to talk to you, you embarrassed me. So I teased you a little bit which maybe I shouldn't have done, so I'm sorry. And now you're sitting over there playing with your knife, trying to frighten me; which you're doing a good job... But if you're gonna kill me, get on with it; if not, shut the hell up; I'm on vacation. – City Slickers Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Curly: Do you know what the secret of life is? [points index finger skyward] This. Mitch: Your finger? Curly: One thing. Just one thing. You stick to that and the rest don't mean shit. Mitch: But, what is the "one thing?" Curly: [smiles and points his finger at Mitch] That's what you have to find out. – City Slickers Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Curly has died of a heart attack. The remaining party has buried him in a shallow grave and is holding an impromptu memorial service] Mitch: What can we say about Curly... T.R.: Cookie, you knew him best; why don't you say somethin'? Cookie: Lord, we give you Curly. Try not to piss him off. [the rest of the group balks] Well, what else do you want me to say? I got chicken burnin'! – City Slickers Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mitch: I'm gonna be okay, because I finally know what he was talking about. Ed: Who? Mitch: Curly. I know what he meant when he said there's just one thing that's really important. Ed: So what is it? Mitch: That's what you have to figure out. Ed: [laughing] I'm gonna deck you, pal! Mitch: No, that's it; it's something different for everyone. For me, when I was in that river, I was only thinking about one thing. The rest of it just all went away. – City Slickers Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Mitch's family has picked him up at the airport; he is hugging his children as Barbara walks up] Mitch: Hey, look what I found! [points to his mouth and smiles broadly] Barbara: Ooh, that looks nice. Where did you find that? Mitch: [feigning exasperation] Colorado! Isn't it always in the last place you look? – City Slickers Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Calibos has impaled Io with his sword] Calibos: Just you and me, son of Zeus! – Clash of the Titans Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Richard: I woke up one morning, and when I looked in the mirror I noticed my nose was bent over entirely onto one side of my face. So, I got a hammer, and started banging my nose back to a right angle with my face. Suddenly, I looked at myself in the mirror, hammer in head, blood streaming down my chin, and I realized my life was no longer manageable. – Clean and Sober Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Darryl: That was a $90,000 phone call, man. $90,000! 90 grand, man. That's the Stock Market, babe, and it doesn't give a fuck if I'm in a hospital or not! Hey, the American Stock Market really doesn't care if some asshole who makes $300 a weeks says I can't use the fuckin' phone. I'm close, right, Craig? Like 3:10, maybe 3:15. That's about it, isn't it, Craigy? Yeah, oh boy, big 3:07 a week. Boy, you gotta allocate that motherfucker, don't cha? What's that? A little Lean Cuisine, maybe some pork and beans - Hey, why don't cha get yourself another pair of those plastic shoes?! Fine, you want me outta here? I'm fuckin' outta here. I'm gone, motherfucker - look at this back! – Clean and Sober Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Craig: You know what the addict's least favorite word is? No. Ask me if you can use my phone, Darryl? Say, Craig, may I use the phone? No. – Clean and Sober Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Chavez was able to close in on the Sergeant Major by using a cheeseburger wrapper as a decoy] Sergeant Major: Soldier, how did you get so close to me? Chavez: (quoting the Sergeant Major) 'Sniper, approach the instructor by being a sneaky bastard', Sergeant Major! – Clear and Present Danger Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Ernesto Escobedo: Who is doing this? Felix Cortez: If I had to guess... Ernesto Escobedo: No, that is not what I asked of you, to guess. I can guess. Someone has been talking to the drug police. Felix Cortez: Now that's impossible. If anyone spoke to the police, I would be the first to know. – Clear and Present Danger Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Felix Cortez: [an attack has occurred on the American delegation, secretly ordered by Escobedo's intelligence man Cortez] You don't want to hear an answer. Ernesto Escobedo: Yes I do. Felix Cortez: It was done to look like you did it... by one of the others, as you suspected. It's always a friend who hates you most. – Clear and Present Danger Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Admiral Greer: You know what you think about when you’re lying here. You know you’re going to die. You think it’s alright. You lived a long time. You had a family that loved you. You had a job that you thought made a difference, that you thought was honorable. And then you see this. [looking at photos showing complicit activity by Cutter] Jack Ryan: I'm afraid if I dig any deeper no-one's going to like what I find. Admiral Greer: You took an oath, if you recall, when you first came to work for me. And I don't mean to the National Security Advisor of the United States, I mean to his boss... and I don't mean the President. You gave your word to his boss: you gave your word to the people of the United States. Your word is who you are. – Clear and Present Danger Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Ritter: Jack, computer theft is a serious crime. [hangs up the phone] Jack Ryan: So are crimes against the Constitution. – Clear and Present Danger Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Jack Ryan: You're going to jail, pal! Ritter: [seeing Ryan holding a piece of paper] What is that? What is it you think you have there? Jack Ryan: You broke the law. Ritter: You are such a Boy Scout! You see everything in black and white! Jack Ryan: No, no, no! Not black and white Ritter, right and wrong! – Clear and Present Danger Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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