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Cinderella:
Mr. Lizard, I'm scared. I'm only a girl, not a princess.

Lizard Footman:
And I'm only a lizard, not a footman. Enjoy it while it lasts.

Cinderella  Movie Quote

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Cinderella:
They're all looking at you.

Prince Charming:
Believe me, they're all looking at you.

Cinderella  Movie Quote

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Prince Charming:
[as the King is dying] Father, don't go.

King:
I must. [pause] You needn't be alone. Take a bride. The Princess Chelina. What if I commanded you to do so?

Prince Charming:
I love and respect you, but I will not. I believe that we need not look outside of our borders for strength or guidance. What we need is right before us, and we need only have courage and be kind to see it.

King:
Just so. You've become your own man. Good. And perhaps, in the little time left to me, I can become the father you deserve. You must not marry for advantage. You must marry for love. Find that girl. Find her. The one they're all talking about. The forgetful one...

Prince Charming:
Who loses her shoes.

King:
[laughs] Loses her shoes...

[the Prince laughs, and cries too]

King:
Be cheerful, boy.

Prince Charming:
Thank you, Father.

King:
I love you, Kit.

Prince Charming:
I love you, Father.

Cinderella  Movie Quote

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[after Lady Tremaine breaks Cinderella's glass slipper]

Cinderella:
[horrified] Why... Why are you so cruel? I don't understand it... I've tried to be kind to you-

Lady Tremaine:
[scoffs] You? Kind to me?

Cinderella:
Yes! And though no one deserves to be treated as you have treated me! Why do you do it? Why?!

Lady Tremaine:
[angry] Why? Because you are young, and innocent, and... [struggles] good! And I-! [breaks off suddenly, then storms out of the room, locking the door]

Cinderella  Movie Quote

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Lady Tremaine:
Now, here is how you will pay me, if you were to have what you desire. No one will believe you, a dirty servant girl without a family, if you lay claim to the Prince's heart. But with a respectable gentlewoman to put you forward, you will not be ignored. When you are married, you will make me the head of the royal household. Anastasia and Drizella we will pair off with wealthy lords, and I shall manage that boy.

Cinderella:
But he's not a boy.

Lady Tremaine:
And who are you? How would you rule a kingdom? Best to leave it to me. That way we all get what we want.

Cinderella:
No.

Lady Tremaine:
No?

Cinderella:
I was not able to protect my father from you, but I will protect the prince and the kingdom no matter what becomes of me.

Cinderella  Movie Quote

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Captain:
Miss, you're requested and required to present yourself to your King.

Lady Tremaine:
I forbid you to do this!

Captain:
And I forbid you to forbid her. Who are you to stop an officer of the King? Are you an empress? A saint? A deity?

Lady Tremaine:
I am her mother!

Cinderella:
You have never been, and you never will be, my mother.

Cinderella  Movie Quote

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President James Foster:
Oh, good. Gabrielle found another trashy friend to hang out with.

Michelle Foster:
Yeah, your daughter.

Chasing Liberty  Movie Quote

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Anna Foster:
I'm on fire! I'm untouchable! I'm Anna! Who are you?

Ben Calder:
Ben Calder, freelance getaway man. Yeah, need the hand, need the hand.

Chasing Liberty  Movie Quote

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Alan Weiss:
To answer your question, no, I don't get women like that. I haven't actually had a girlfriend since... well let's just say that women stopped beating down my door the same time that the bangs stopped covering the receding hair line.

Chasing Liberty  Movie Quote

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Repairman:
All those kids yours, mister. Or is this a picnic?

Frank:
They're all mine and believe me, it's no picnic!

Cheaper by the Dozen  Movie Quote

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Man on street:
Hey, Noah. What are you doing with that Ark?

Frank:
Collecting animals like the good Lord told me brother. All we need now is a jackass. Hop in!

Cheaper by the Dozen  Movie Quote

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Frank:
Darling, you know I am happy with our little brood, but you should have had more boys!

Lillian:
I'm sorry, dear. I'll try to be more careful with the next dozen.

Cheaper by the Dozen  Movie Quote

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Kate:
Sarah, your suspension from lacrosse for excessive force has been lifted, so you're going today.

Sarah:
Yes!

Kate:
Henry, you have band practice, all right? I cleaned your clarinet. Please don't play with your food in your mouth again. Kim and Jessica, your teacher called and has made a request that you do not correct her in front of the class. Mike, you have show-and-tell today. And please, honey, remember that body parts do not count. Kyle and Nigel, you have a dentist appointment at 3:00, so you're going to work with Dad.

Nigel and Kyle:
Yeah! (yell)

Tom:
(yells)

Cheaper by the Dozen  Movie Quote

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Jake:
Dude two words: need new skates.

Kate:
Dude three words: Paper route. (computer receives a message. Reads Nora's message) "Hi, can't make dinner. Hank and I are moving into our new apartment. Love, Nora."

Mark:
Have you seen Beans, Mom?

Kate:
No.

Cheaper by the Dozen  Movie Quote

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Nora:
Oh, honey, they were just welcoming you into the family.

Hank:
They just set me on fire.

Nora:
Just your pants.

Hank:
Sure, last time, it was my pants, but what if next time it's my face? This is how I get the jobs!

Cheaper by the Dozen  Movie Quote

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Tom:
(On the phone) Hello, my name is Tom Baker and I'm interested in hiring a domestic helper...I have twelve children. (Pause) Actually I am serious. (Later calling another housekeeper) Just twelve...(Different call) Twelve...(Calling another babysitter) There is only two...uh...plus ten. (Another call) Well, there's twelve but one doesn't live with me and another you will never see because he is so mad! (Another call) How many kids? Well how about when you get here let's count them up? (Later) UHH...A dozen?! (He scratches off about 25 babysitting businesses and hangs his phone up about 10 times; later on a call) Just...just twelve. (Another call) Hello? I'll just hang up on myself...(He angrily hangs up his phone and bows his head in frustration)

Cheaper by the Dozen  Movie Quote

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Tom:
[angrily] All right, enough is enough. You're slacking on your chores, you're fighting at school, things are out of control. As of this moment, you are all grounded.

Mike:
What's grounded?

Tom:
What's grounded? I'll tell you what grounded is. Except for attending games, you go to school, you come home from school, you do your homework, you do your chores, you go to bed, and that's it.

Sarah:
But that--

Tom:
Oh, yes, Sarah, I know, that sucks, but that's the way it is!

Jake:
Does this mean we can't go to Dylan's birthday party?

Tom:
That's exactly what it means.

Kim:
But we bought his presents already!

Tom:
You are going to miss it. [the kids groan in sadness] Now, go to bed.

Cheaper by the Dozen  Movie Quote

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Sarah:
[After knocking on the door to tell the other children the plan] I'm going to Dylan's birthday party. Who's with me?

The Baker Kids:
Yeah!

(The children climb out of the window and bring presents to Dylan to enter the party without Tom noticing that they climbed out of the window and went to Dylan's birthday party)

Tina:
Hi...oh! (the Baker kids gave each present to Tina)

Mark:
Brazilian Mud Viper. She gets one live rat a week. (gives it to Tina).

Jake:
Hey, Dylan. Wanna play catch with the football I got you?

Dylan:
Uh, my nanny'd have to check with my dad... who'd have to check with my mom who would say it was an inappropriate use of free time.

Jake:
Hmm. Sounds like a yes to me. Go get it, Mike.

(Mike runs to the present counter to get Jake's present, which knocks the snake that was in Mark's present)

Cheaper by the Dozen  Movie Quote

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Tom:
[to Football players] Get my kids and meet me at the house. Ready? Break!

[The football players begin to catch the Baker kids, one by one, and Tom sees Sarah in the bounce house]

Tom:
Sarah Baker! Off now!

Sarah:
No way!

Tom:
Don't make me come up there!

[Sarah becomes shocked about her father trying to catch her in the bounce house and Tom goes into the bounce house to catch her, but ends up failing to catch her and the football players knock someone with an air tank and the air tank presses on the bounce house, causing it to over-inflate. Tom realizes the bounce house is about to explode]

Person in the bounce house:
Oh, my God! It's gonna blow!

[The bounce house explodes as Tom, Sarah and the other people are launched into the air. The football players catch Sarah and the other kids. Dylan sees Tom falling towards him and screams as Tom lands on him, offscreen. Cut to Dylan being carried on a gurney at the hospital, with a black eye, chipped tooth and broken arm]

Dylan:
It was my best birthday ever, Coach.

Tina:
[angrily] Your children are never playing with Dylan again!

Tom:
Sorry about your arm, Dylan.

(As Tina and Dylan head to the Hospital room and leave Tom, Tom hears his cell phone and gets a call from Shake)

Tom:
Hello, Shake.

Shake:
Any idea what this could do to my program? Don't speak. Listen. I don't want the players at your house, and I don't want your kids in the department.

(Tom turns off his cell phone and becomes depressed and sees the Newspeople)

Newsman:
There he is! Coach! Coach! How will this impact Saturday's game? Coach, what do you have to say to reports that you're simply spreading yourself too thin?

Cheaper by the Dozen  Movie Quote

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Nigel:
Come on, Dad, don't hide in the closet!

Kyle:
Take it like a MAN!

[The twins smash an axe through the closet door]

Tom:
I'd just hate to break that up.

Cheaper by the Dozen  Movie Quote

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Mark:
Mom, Beans is dead.

Sarah:
Nobody cares about your stupid frog right now, FedEx, okay?

Mark:
(Annoyed and irritated) Stop calling me that! (charges at her, causing the whole family to start a heated argument)

Kate:
Don't you dare call him that!

Tom:
All right! Hey!

Kate:
Stop! Stop!

Cameraman 1:
What's the name of this segment again?

Cameraman 2:
Uh, "One Big Happy Family"?

Cameraman 1:
Okay, I'm calling Oprah's family right now.

Hank:
All I'm saying is families are inevitable. It's like death or taxes.

Nora:
Does that mean you don't want children?

Hank:
Chil...?

Kate:
Leave him alone!

Hank:
Hello! Look at these-- They're monsters! Honey, you can't want this. That's why you're with me.

Tom:
Nora! Come on! We need you down here!

Lorraine:
You're stepping on me! You're messing my hair! Stop!

Kate:
Nigel, get off your brother's head!

(Nora comes downstairs)

Mark:
Get off me! Nobody cares about me!

Nora:
Mark.

Mark:
Nobody cares about me!

Nora:
(tries to comfort Mark) Mark, what's going on? (Mark runs upstairs in despair) Mark! Mark!

Sarah and Lorraine:
What are you talking about?!

Cheaper by the Dozen  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Anne Murtaugh:
If my dad finds out before I tell him–

Charlie Baker:
You'll be grounded?

Anne:
Please! Just don't say anything.

Cheaper by the Dozen 2  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Kate:
[as an enraged Sarah stomps into this house] Hey, honey. How'd it... [notices Sarah's angry facial expression] ...Go?

Sarah Baker:
Dad was totally spying on me! [as Tom enters the house] You ruined everything! There's no way I'm competing for you in that stupid cup tomorrow! [storms off furiously; Kate gives Tom a disappointed look]

Kim Baker:
I can't believe you did that.

Jessica Baker:
Really, dad. That is so big brother.

Bud McNulty:
Yeah, let's go.

Nora Baker-McNulty:
Come on, Bud. Let's put this baby to bed. [they all walk out of the room]

Jake Baker:
Not cool, dad. [leaves the room in disgust; leaving only Henry, Nigel, and Kyle]

Henry Baker:
You know, you and Jimmy aren't so different, dad. Different styles, yeah, but... same result. Let's go, guys. [they leave the room to go to bed, leaving an ashamed Tom alone with Kate]

Kate Baker:
Tom, I thought we talked about this: the more you hang on, the more they're going to pull away. Oh, god. I'll go to talk to her.

Cheaper by the Dozen 2  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Tom:
All right. From now on, no seeing the Murtaughs, no talking to the Murtaughs, no thinking about the Murtaughs!

Sarah:
Can't we just compete and still like, see them?

Tom:
No! Right now, I am not a father, I am a coach. And we're gonna be training twice a day, every day, starting outside in 10 minutes. No later.

Cheaper by the Dozen 2  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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