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Junkman:
What is this heap of old iron doin' here?

Bill Coggins:
Old iron?

Junkman:
I'll give ya ten bob for it.

Bill Coggins:
Please do not be daft. This was once such a great car; it won the British Grand Prix three years running.

Junkman:
(chuckles greedily) So it's a car eh it? (touches the broken wheel)

Jeremy:
Certainly it is a car!

Jemimah Potts:
It's a racing car and we're winning!

Jeremy:
And you are in the way!

Junkman:
(rudely) And you are in the way of a belt wrapped around your ear young man, if I have any more of your lip!! All right. I will give ya 15 bob for it.

Bill Coggins:
Make it 30 and she is yours.

Jemimah:
(shocked) Mr. Coggins, you are not selling her, are you!?

Junkman:
(furiously) Of course he's goin' to sell her!! Whattaya think he is runnin' here?! A children's playground or something?!! All right 30 bob. I will pick her up Wednesday.

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Truly Scrumptious:
What's your name?

Jemimah:
I'm Jemimah.

Jeremy:
And I'm Jeremy.

Jemimah:
What's yours?

Truly Scrumptious:
Truly.

Jemimah:
That's a very pretty name.

Truly Scrumptious:
Now, where is your house?

Jeremy:
Oh, we don't live in a house.

Jemimah:
We live a castle. On top of a hill.

Truly Scrumptious:
[laughs] A castle? I didn't know there were any castles around here.

Jemimah:
Well, it isn't a castle exactly.

Jeremy:
That's what Daddy calls it. He says King Alfred used to live there hundreds of years ago.

Truly Scrumptious:
And does your Daddy know you aren't in school?

Jemimah:
Oh, he won't mind. He never does.

Jeremy:
Anyway, he's awful busy.

Truly Scrumptious:
Is he? Well, he'll have to find time to see me because I have a few things to say to him.

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Caractacus Potts:
How was India, Grandpa?

Grandpa:
India? I'll tell you how India was. I got up this morning and I shot an elephant in my pajamas.

Grandpa, Caractacus, Jemimah, and Jeremy:
How an elephant got in my pajamas, I shall never know.

Grandpa:
You've heard it before.

[They all laugh]

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Caractacus Potts:
Do you think Coggins might do a deal, so much a week?

Grandpa:
Coggins? That lives down the road? Sure. He wouldn't light your pipe if his house was on fire.

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Caractacus Potts:
You see I've invented these sweets.

Lord Scrumptious' Secretary:
Oh really? Name?

Caractacus Potts:
Uh...Whistling Sweets.

Lord Scrumptious' Secretary:
Mr. Whistling Sweets. (writes it down)

Caractacus Potts:
(laughs) Mr. Whistling Sweets!! Uh no. I'm... uh... Potts.

Lord Scrumptious' Secretary:
Hmmm... (writes it down)

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Truly Scrumptious:
What an unusual car.

Jeremy:
Daddy made it.

Truly Scrumptious:
[laughs] Oh? And it actually goes?

Jemimah:
It's called Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

Truly Scrumptious:
That's a curious name for a motorcar.

Jemimah:
But that's the sound it makes. Listen.

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Blimp Pilot:
We're still losing height!

Baron Bomburst:
There has to be something else we can throw out!!!

Second Spy:
But there's nothing else we can throw out...!!?

First Spy:
There's nothing else... (Chuckles nervously)

(All the men look at the spies in ideal. They look to the Baron who nods in agreement and they grab the first spy and throw him out)

Grandpa Potts:
You just dropped someone!!!

(The men then restrain the second spy and throw him out)

First Spy:
(swimming desperately in the ocean as the second spy splashes in the ocean) Come back! Come back! (The men chuckle and wave goodbye to the spies as the blimp takes off back in the air) Come back!!!

Second Spy:
What do we do now?

First Spy:
Start swimming!

Second Spy:
I don't swim!

First Spy:
Then start drowning! [swims away]

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Peter:
Sir, have you come to help us? [Catactacus walks over to him] Are you going to help us out of here?

Caractacus Potts:
[kneels in front of him] What's your name, son?

Peter:
Peter, sir.

Caractacus Potts:
[compassionately] Well Peter, you shouldn't be afraid. [Truly, the Toymaker, and the children listen with interest] Even in a terrible place like this. Because there's always hope. That's what I always tell my children when they're...afraid.

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[After the reprise of "Hushabye Mountain"]

Truly Scrumptious:
It's a beautiful dream Caractacus, but I don't see how it's gonna help them.

[Truly looks at the children around them and Caractacus stands up.]

Caractacus Potts:
[confidently] You know what we're gonna do? We're gonna get up into that castle!

Toymaker:
[incredulous] It is impossible!

Caractacus Potts:
Well, we'll see. [runs up to a large water channel and looks at the children watching; loud and clear] Now everyone listen to me! You wanna get out of here, don't you? [The children cheer and Caractacus moves behind the water channel] Tomorrow is Baron Bomburst's birthday, yes? [The children boo with their thumbs down] [proud and confident] Well, we're gonna give him a birthday party he'll never forget!

[The children cheer and gather around as Caractacus makes the plan.]

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Caractacus Potts:
Truly! I'm sorry about the children. I hope they didn't embarrass you.

Truly Scrumptious:
In what way?

Caractacus Potts:
Why, that silly joke about us getting married. Well, you know how kids are.

Truly Scrumptious:
Yes, I understand.

Caractacus Potts:
Well, I don't think they realize how ridiculous that would be.

Truly Scrumptious:
Ridiculous?

Caractacus Potts:
Well, yes. Well, the factory, and your father and all. It's a different world, Truly.

Truly Scrumptious:
You know, if I said something like that, you'd call me a snob.

Caractacus Potts:
[realizes his mistake] What? I didn't mean sn...

Truly Scrumptious:
[offended] Goodbye!

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Truly Scrumptious:
[after Potts kisses her] Well, Mr. Potts!

Caractacus Potts:
What's wrong?

Truly Scrumptious:
Now you'll have to marry me!

[They laugh as they head for the car.]

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Roux:
I should probably warn ya: you make friends with us, you make enemies with everyone else.

Vianne:
Is that a promise?

Roux:
It's a guarantee.

Chocolat  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Vianne:
Things could be different for you, Josephine. Serge doesn't run the world.

Josephine:
He might as well.

Vianne:
Is that what you believe?

Josephine:
I know it.

Vianne:
Oh. Well, then it must be... must be true. My mistake.

Chocolat  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Reynaud:
Rumor has it you are harbouring Madame Muscat. Is that true?

Vianne:
You make her sound like a fugitive.

Reynaud:
She is a fugitive. From her marriage vows, which have been sanctified by God.

Vianne:
Joséphine? Come out here a minute. Let His Radiance have a look at you, hm? [shows the Comte the ugly bruise on Joséphine's forehead] Is that sanctified enough for you? It's not the first time.

Reynaud:
I am truly sorry. You should have come to me. Your husband will be made to repent for this.

Josephine:
Tell him to repent on someone else's head.

Chocolat  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Luct:
Happy birthday, Grandmama.

Armande:
The invitation said five o'clock.

Luc:
I should have read it more closely.

Armande:
If you had you would know there were supposed to be no gifts.

Luc:
Don't worry so much about supposed to.

Chocolat  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Vianne:
I have two announcements. Number one, if you enjoyed what you ate here, you're going to love my chocolate festival on Sunday.

Armande:
Advertise on your own time. What's for dessert?

Vianne:
That brings me to number two. It is my duty to announce, that there is no dessert here tonight. [guests sound disappointed] Because it's on Roux's boat.

[uncomfortable silence]

Armande:
Any complaints, see me.

Chocolat  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Vianne:
And these are for your husband. Unrefined cacao nips from Guatemala, to awaken the passions.

Yvette:
Psshh. You've obviously never met my husband.

Vianne:
Well, you've obviously never tried these.

Chocolat  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Luc:
[at confession] Each time I tell myself it's the last time, but then I get a whiff of her hot chocolate, or...

Madame Audel:
...Seashells. Chocolate seashells, so small, so plain, so innocent. I thought, oh, just one little taste, it can't do any harm. But it turned out they were filled with rich, sinful...

Yvette:
...And it melts, God forgive me, it melts ever so slowly on your tongue, and tortures you with pleasure.

Chocolat  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Reynaud:
[after Serge admits he started the fire] People could have died. Do you want there blood on your hands? On my hands?

Serge:
Should I go to Père Henri and ask for forgiveness?

Reynaud:
[calmly] Listen to me Serge. Listen very carefully. You must leave this village at once and never return.

Serge:
Why would I leave my home and my café?

Reynaud:
[shouting] Because I'm evicting you, that's why! What you have done puts you beyond anyone's help! Beyond my help, anybody's help! Now get out! Unless you will tell the police what you have done, get out! GET OUT GET OUT!

Chocolat  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Zach:
Tell me about the Bronx.

Diana:
What's to tell about the Bronx? It's uptown and to the right.

Zach:
What made you start dancing?

Diana:
Who knows? I'm Puerto Rican. We jump around a lot.

A Chorus Line  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Sheila:
My mother was kind of middle-aged and frumpy.

Diana:
Whose isn't?

Sheila:
At fourteen she was middle-aged and frumpy.

A Chorus Line  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Connie:
Tapping's not my strongest point!

Larry:
I see that.

A Chorus Line  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mr. Casey:
[after being told that Buddy Repperton has a switchblade] Empty your pockets, Buddy.

Buddy:
Fuck I will. You can't make me.

Mr. Casey:
If you mean I don't have the authority, you're wrong. If you mean I can't turn out your pockets myself-

Buddy:
Yeah, try it, you little bald fuck and I'll knock you through the wall! Fuck!

Mr. Casey:
[turns to Buddy's friends] You two boys go up to the office. Stay there. Don't go anywhere else. You got enough trouble without that. [turns back to Buddy] Now... if you don't empty your pockets right now, I'm gonna call the cops. [Buddy reaches into his pocket, pulls out a switchblade and drops it on the floor] Go to the office, Buddy.

Christine  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dennis:
I bet this thing won't even start.

George LeBay:
She'll start. [Holds up some keys] You'll need these.

[Arnie and Dennis look out the open passenger door, at the old man standing near the car.]

Arnie:
How much do you want for her? Whatever it is, it's not enough.

Dennis:
Jesus, Arnie.

LeBay:
Sonny, you ever owned a car before?

Dennis:
Yeah, he owns a Mustang-

Arnie:
No. Just got my license.

LeBay:
Name's George LeBay.

Arnie:
Arnie Cunningham. What are you asking?

LeBay:
[Gives Arnie the keys] Start her up.

Arnie:
Really?

[LeBay nods. Arnie sits back down behind the wheel, and the Plymouth starts on the first try.]

LeBay:
Her name's Christine.

Arnie:
I like that.

Dennis:
Come on Arnie, we gotta get goin', huh?

LeBay:
My asshole brother bought her back in September '57. That's when you got your new model year, in September. Brand-new, she was. She had the smell of a brand-new car. That's just about the finest smell in the world. 'Cept maybe for pussy. When he got her, she had six miles on the odometer. Goddamn roller when through hell and back with Christine.

Dennis:
If your brother likes this car so much, why is he selling it?

LeBay:
Cause he's stone-cold dead, that's why. Died six weeks ago.

Christine  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

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