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Wadsworth:
I'm merely a humble butler.

Col. Mustard:
What exactly do you do?

Wadsworth:
I buttle, sir.

Clue  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Mrs. White:
I didn't kill him.

Col. Mustard:
Then why are you paying the blackmailer?

Mrs. White:
I don't want a scandal, do I? We had had a very humiliating public confrontation. He was deranged. A lunatic. He didn't actually seem to like me very much; he had threatened to kill me in public.

Miss Scarlet:
Why would he wanna kill you in public?

Wadsworth:
I think she meant he threatened, in public, to kill her.

Clue  Movie Quote

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Col. Mustard:
Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?

Wadsworth:
You don't need any help from me, sir.

Col. Mustard:
That's right!

Clue  Movie Quote

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[after catching Mrs. Peacock in the second ending]

Wadsworth:
You see, like the Mounties. We always get our man!

Mr. Green:
Mrs. Peacock was a man?!

[Colonel Mustard and Wadsworth each slap him]

Wadsworth:
Would anyone care for fruit or dessert?

Clue  Movie Quote

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[In the third ending]

Professor Plum:
It must've been Mr. Green who shot the singing telegram!

Mr. Green:
I didn't do it!

Col. Mustard:
Well, there's nobody else left!

Mr. Green:
But I didn't do it! The gun is missing! Whoever's got the gun shot the girl!

[Wadsworth draws the gun]

Wadsworth:
I shot her.

Col. Mustard, Mrs. Peacock, Mrs. White, Ms. Scarlet, Prof. Plum:
You?!

Mr. Green:
So it was you. I was going to expose you.

Wadsworth:
I know. So I choose to expose myself.

Col. Mustard:
Please! There are ladies present.

Wadsworth:
You thought Mr. Boddy was dead, but why? None of you even met him until tonight.

Mr. Green:
You're Mr. Boddy!

[Wadsworth grins and laughs]

Prof. Plum:
Wait a minute! So who did I kill?

Wadsworth:
My butler.

Prof. Plum:
Oh, shucks.

Wadsworth:
He was expendable, like all of you. I'm grateful to you all for disposing of my network of spies and informers. Saved me a lot of trouble. Now there's no evidence against me.

Mrs. White:
This all has nothing to do with my disappearing nuclear physicist husband or Colonel Mustard's work on the new top secret fusion bomb?

Wadsworth:
No. Communism is just a red herring.

Mr. Green:
But the police will be here any minute. You'll never get away with this, any of you.

Wadsworth:
Why should the police come? Nobody's called them.

Mrs. Peacock:
You mean-- Oh, my God! Of course!

Wadsworth:
So why shouldn't we get away with it? We'll stack the bodies in the cellar, lock it, leave quietly one at a time, and forget that any of this ever happened.

Mr. Green:
And you'll just- just go on blackmailing us all.

Wadsworth:
Of course. Why not?

Mr. Green:
Well, I'll tell you why not.

[he draws a revolver, and shoots Wadsworth; Wadsworth drops his gun]

Wadsworth:
Oh, good shot, Green! [slumps to the floor, reaches a hand inside his coat, and looks at the blood on his fingers] And very good.

Clue  Movie Quote

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Mrs. White:
Are you a cop?

Mr. Green:
No, I'm a plant.

Ms. Scarlet:
A plant? I thought men like you were usually called a fruit.

Mr. Green:
Very funny. [displays a badge in his wallet] FBI. That call from J. Edgar Hoover was for me. [heads to the front door] I told you I didn't do it!

[he opens the front door and the police rush in]

Chief:
All right, who done it?

[Mustard, White, Scarlet, Peacock and Plum all start arguing.]

Mr. Green:
They all did it! But if you wanna know who killed Mr. Boddy, I did, in the hall, with the revolver. Okay, Chief, take 'em away. I'm gonna go home and sleep with my wife.

Clue  Movie Quote

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Mel:
So, Josh, have you given any thought to our little discussion about Corporate Law?

Josh:
Yeah, you know, but I think I'd really like to check out Environmental Law.

Mel:
What for? Do you wanna have a miserable, frustrating life?

Cher:
Oh, Josh will have that no matter what he does.

Mel:
At least he knows what he wants to do. And he's in a good college. I'd like to see you have a little bit of direction.

Cher:
I have direction.

Josh:
Yeah, towards the mall.

Clueless  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Dionne:
"Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, but thy eternal summer shall not fade." Phat! Did you write that?

Cher:
Duh, it's, like, a famous quote.

Dionne:
From where?

Cher:
Cliff's Notes.

Clueless  Movie Quote

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Cher:
Ms. Stoeger? I would just like to say that physical education in this school is a disgrace. I mean, standing in line for 40 minutes is hardly aerobically effective. I doubt I've worked off the calories in a stick of Carefree gum.

[The other girls cheer]

Ms. Stoeger:
Well, you certainly exercised your mouth, Cher. Now, hit the ball.

[Ball flies by, inches from Cher's nose]

Cher:
Ms. Stoeger, that machine is just a lawsuit waiting to happen!

Ms. Stoeger:
Thanks for the legal advice.

Clueless  Movie Quote

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Cher:
I've got an idea. Let's do a makeover!

Tai:
No. No.

Dionne:
Oh, c'mon! Let us! Cher's main thrill in life is a makeover. Okay, it gives her a sense of control on a world full of chaos.

Cher:
Please?

Tai:
Sure. Why not? Shit, you guys! I've never had straight friends before.

Clueless  Movie Quote

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Tai:
[pointing at Amber] Cher, ain't that the same dress that you was wearing yesterday?

Cher:
Say, Ambular.

Amber:
Hi!

Cher:
Was that you going through my laundry?

Amber:
As if! Like I would really wear something from Judy's.

Cher:
Do you prefer "fashion victim" or "ensemble-y challenged"?

Clueless  Movie Quote

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Dionne:
Cher is saving herself for Luke Perry.

Tai:
Cher, you're a virgin?!

Cher:
God! You say it like it's a bad thing.

Dionne:
Besides, the PC term is "hymenally challenged."

Cher:
I am just not interested in doing it until I find the right person. You see how picky I am about my shoes and they only go on my feet.

Clueless  Movie Quote

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Amber:
[after Cher's oral on violence in the media] Hello?! Was I the only one listening? I mean, I thought it reeked.

Cher:
I believe that was your designer imposter perfume.

Clueless  Movie Quote

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Cher:
That's Ren and Stimpy. They're way existential.

Josh:
Do you have any idea what you're talking about?

Cher:
No. Why, do I sound like I do?

Clueless  Movie Quote

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Murray:
Are you bitches blind or something? Your man Christian is a cake boy!

Cher and Dionne:
A what?!

Murray:
He's a disco-dancing, Oscar Wilde-reading, Streisand ticket-holding friend of Dorothy, know what I'm saying?

Cher:
Uh-uh, no way.

Murray:
He's gay.

Cher:
Not even.

Murray:
Yes, even.

Dionne:
He does like to shop, Cher, and the boy can dress.

Cher:
Oh, my God. I am totally buggin'. I feel like such a bonehead.

Clueless  Movie Quote

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Cher:
We got another notice from the fire department saying we have to clear out the bush. You said you were going to get Jose to do it.

Lucy:
He your gardener. I don't know why you don't tell him.

Cher:
Lucy, you know I don't speak Mexican.

Lucy:
I not a Mexican! [storms off]

Cher:
Great, what was that all about?

Josh:
Lucy's from El Salvador.

Cher:
So?

Josh:
It's an entirely different country.

Cher:
Oh, what does that matter?

Josh:
You get upset if someone thinks you live below Sunset.

Clueless  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

[Timo Cruz tries to punch Coach Carter, but Carter blocks it and slams him against the wall]

Timo Cruz:
Teachers ain't supposed to touch students.

Coach Carter:
I'm not a teacher. I'm the new basketball coach.

Coach Carter  Movie Quote

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Coach Carter:
You, shooting the ball, what's your name sir?

Jason Lyle:
Jason Lyle, but I ain't no sir.

Coach Carter:
Oh, well are you a madam?

[team laughs]

Coach Carter  Movie Quote

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Coach Carter:
Well... not quite your storybook ending huh. Not for us anyway. But you men played like champions... you never gave up. And champions hold their heads high. What you achieved goes way beyond the win-loss column or what’s gonna be written on the front page of the sports section tomorrow. You’ve achieved something that some people spend their whole lives trying to find... what you achieved is that ever elusive victory within, and gentlemen... I am so proud of you. 4 months ago when I took the job at Richmond I had a plan.. that plan failed. I came to coach basketball players and you became students. I came to teach boys, and you became men. And for that I thank you. If someone walked in this door right now and offered me the coaching job at any school in the state of California, you know which school I’d choose?

Worm:
St. Francis?

Kenyon:
Richmond?

Coach Carter:
Rich-what?

Whole team:
Richmond.

Coach Carter:
Rich-what?

Whole Team:
Richmond!

Coach Carter:
Where we from?

Whole Team:
Richmond!!

Coach Carter:
What's my home town?

Whole Team:
Richmond!!!

Coach Carter:
What we love?!

Whole Team:
RICHMOND!

Coach Carter:
Rich-whaaat?!

Whole Team:
RICHMOND!!!

Coach Carter  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Jason Lyle:
[to Coach Carter as he walks into the gym] Sir, they can cut the chains off the door, but they can't make us play.

Damien Carter:
We've decided we're going to finish what you've started, sir.

Worm:
Yeah, so leave us be, coach. We've got shit to do, sir.

Coach Carter  Movie Quote

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Coach Carter:
What's your deepest fear?

Worm:
Why he keep saying that? What's your deepest fear? What's that mean?

Coach Carter  Movie Quote

added 5 years ago

Principle Garret:
Your job, Mr. Carter, is to teach these boys basketball. I suggest you start doing your job.

Ken Carter:
Your job is to educate these students- I suggest you start doing yours.

Coach Carter  Movie Quote

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Kenyon Stone:
[running suicides] Yo, how many we gonna do?

Coach Carter:
Sir.

Kenyon Stone:
Yo, sir, how many we gonna do?

Coach Carter:
Let's see how many you can do in... one hour and seven minutes.

Coach Carter  Movie Quote

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Coach Carter:
I end up taking a road trip to the suburbs where I find my drunk ass point guard on top of Daddy's little princess!

Worm:
Actually, I was on the bottom, coach, she was on the top.

Coach Carter  Movie Quote

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