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Frank Abagnale, Jr.: Now, all we have to do is catch him. – Catch Me If You Can Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Lou: I was just thinking - if I'm gonna to be a secret agent, I should have a better name. I was thinking, "Toto Annihilation." Peek: Nah, he's a pro-wrestler. Sorry, that name's taken. Lou: All right, then. "Doom Machine" it is. Butch: Hey! You can call yourself "Squicky the Space-Dog" for all I care. [Sam and Peak snicker] But that don't make your behind a rocket pack. You are not an agent, but you are gonna help us. – Cats & Dogs Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Ninja Cat Leader: On my mark! 3! 2! 1! Ninja Cat Team and Leader: BANZAI! [The Ninjas drop from the planes and deploy their parachutes after several seconds of freefall] – Cats & Dogs Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mr. Tinkles: [after Sophie leaves; angrily] Evil does not wear BONNET!! Calico: [emerging from trash bin] Comin' out, is she gone? Mr. Tinkles: [shakes his head] Urgh! Did Genghis Khan ever wear a bonnet? No. Attila the Hun? I don't think so. But he did wear a furry hat. Maybe a black bonnet? Uh, yes? Huh? No? Okay. Ahem. [lifts top of serving plate] The ninjas failed, and failure is unacceptable! [drops top of serving plate] If they ever show their faces again, [examines a roll] you know what to do. Calico: Yes. Tell them to wash with a loofah sponge. Kidding. Hello? Joke? Mr. Tinkles: [annoyed] This can't be happening. [angrily] I want them ELIMINATED! [slams his fist on the end table] Calico: Bu-but they, they did manage to bug the phone. You know, maybe we can look at the glass as half-full. [Mr. Tinkles growls and throws the roll at Calico] Ow! Th-that's what I like to do. Mr. Tinkles: Huh, putting a happy face on things, I see. What an interesting philosophy. At what point did you forget that WE'RE TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD?! [thunder claps loudly] The clock is ticking, and our margin for error is slight! Tomorrow, you will send in...the Russian. – Cats & Dogs Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mr. Brody: [on tape] Hi. Uh, doctor, the cure for dog allergies? Success, done! Doctor: [sneezes] Fantastic. Send it to me tomorrow, and I'll have our guys verify it. Mr. Brody: I will. I'll send it, [Doctor sneezes] first thing in the morning. God bless you. Mr. Tinkles: [stops the tape] This is unacceptable! If we do not act immediately, that work will be out of my reach forever! You know what that means? Calico: [confused] Huh? What? Oh. Who, me? Mr. Tinkles: [annoyed] Were you not paying attention? Calico: Not really. Are you mad? Mr. Tinkles: YES! I AM MAD! Calico: [ducks from Mr. Tinkles' paw] Whoa! Mr. Tinkles You little bug of an imbecile! – Cats & Dogs Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mr. Tinkles: As for you, Brody herd, I have a very, very, special...[Reaches into a box on the desk, and pulls out cork gun] gift! [angrily] WHAT?! Scott: Whoa! Mr. Tinkles: I thought I told you to buy a real gun! Calico: Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Mr. Tinkles: Ohh! What possible use could I have for this?! [Throws the cork gun, firing the cork, breaking things and setting the room on fire] Hey. I'm so clever. [Starts to leave] You know this is? Yeah, this is just plain fun, yeah. [to Calico] I want you to stay here. Calico: Why? Mr. Tinkles: Because I hate you. [Closes the door, leaving Calico locked inside] Calico: [Begins pawing desperately at the door] No! NO! NOOO! HELP! NO! LET ME OUT! – Cats & Dogs Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Sam: Sir, request permission to pant heavily, sir! Butch: Granted. – Cats & Dogs Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Lou: Hey, you stupid cat! Peek: That'll get his attention. – Cats & Dogs Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Peek: The book says cut the red wire. Butch: We're dogs. We're color blind! – Cats & Dogs Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Butch: Hold on a second, kid. Lou: No! Butch: Hold it! Lou: Hey, they can't do this! You should've fought for me! For my family! Butch: Why? What good would it do? Lou: What about "Man's Best Friend"? History 101, remember? Butch: Okay, well, here's lesson number 2: We protect them. We work for them. We tolerate their stupid "boochy-boochy" baby-talk crap. AND FOR WHAT?! So when they go off to college, they dump you with some old lady who can't throw a ball without so much as BREAKING HER HIP! [He starts walking away] Lou: Is that what happened to you? [Butch stops] You gonna blame my family for what some boy did to you? Butch: [looks at Lou, shocked; walks to the fence-door] Look, kid, I'm sorry it played out like this, but it's over. We're shut down. [fence-door closes] – Cats & Dogs Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mr. Tinkles: Greetings, my furry friends! It is I, Tinkles! Free! Scot-free! [laughing] Meow, meow. Did you really think the Rock could hold me forever? I am definitely not an indoor cat! [steel drums are heard] HEY! Ringo! Enough with the steel drums here! I'm trying to talk, 'mon'! Calico: Hey, boss! I'm riffin'! Heh-heh-heh! – Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Danny: Meow? [He can't believe that's his one line.] Is that it? Where's the rest? Sawyer: You're looking at it! Danny: But I thought this was a musical! We're supposed to sing and dance, aren't we? Frances: Oh, for the love of Moby Dick! Sawyer: Listen, tiger, this town has rules. Around here, cats say "meow." Danny: But that's so old hat. I'm sure no one would mind if I jazz this up a bit. Sawyer: All right, learn it the hard way. [Danny purrs with a British accent, and then does a few impressions of various actors such as Edward G. Robinson.] – Cats Don't Dance Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Danny: Looks like we'll be the only two cats on the ark, huh? Pretty great, huh? Sawyer: So much for preserving the species! [to King Kong as he walks by] Hey, Kong, how's the picture coming? King Kong: Oh! Don't get me started! Danny: You know the King? Wow! – Cats Don't Dance Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Darla: [in rage after Danny upstages her] CUT! Cut, cut, cut! Flanigan: Cut? Oh, yes. Cut. cut. Darla: [shouting into the microphone] LET ME DOWN THIS INSTANT! Flanigan: Lower Miss Dimple! Lower her! Hurry hurry! Lower Miss Dimple! [The crew drop Darla, send her crashing to the ground] Flanigan: Darla, darling. Honey... Cranston: [chuckles] Darla: [groan] Flanigan, the title of this movie is Little Ark Angel... [grabs Flanagan] Isn't it?! Flanigan: Yes; oh yes! Darla: And who here's an angel? [breaks Flanigan's glasses, then shakes him as she screams] CAN YOU TELL ME WHO HERE IS AN ANGEL?! Flanigan: Why you are Darla. Sweetheart, celebrity, darling [Darla rolls her eyes and chokes Flanigan] ACK! Angel. Darla: That's right! I AM an angel! I... am... an... adorable... little... ANGEL!!! – Cats Don't Dance Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Sawyer: It's time somebody set that cat straight. Since he tap-danced into town, he's been nothing but trouble. Danny: Well, I guess this is gonna set me back a whole day. Maybe only half a day. Sawyer: Listen, I'm sorry your feelings got hurt, but the fact is, since you– Danny: I don't get it. What happened in there, anyway? Did I hit a sour note? Because if I did, I could go back in there. I could fix it. Sawyer: You don't... Danny, they don't care. Danny: But I... Sawyer: Don't you get it? What is it with you? Why are you so determined to make a fool of yourself? Danny: What do you mean? All I wanna do is the thing I love. Doesn't everyone? Sawyer: It's not that simple. Danny: It is in Kokomo. Sawyer: Then maybe that's where you should have stayed. – Cats Don't Dance Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Danny: Is that Sawyer? Woolie: Poor Sawyer. I thought she'd be the one to make it. Such a dancer, with the voice of an angel. Danny: I never would have guessed. Woolie: That's what this town does to you, my boy. It wears you down. Danny: But I thought Hollywood was always looking for new talent. Woolie: Talented people, not animals. You see, the spotlight will never be on fellows like you and me. And it's foolish to think otherwise, Danny. Danny: Yeah. Foolish. Unless... [plunks a few piano keys] ...we can remind them. Woolie: Of what? Danny: Why they came here in the first place. – Cats Don't Dance Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Security Guard: [to the animals] All right, all of yas! Listen up! I only need you, water buffalo, for the Tarzan jungle stampede! The rest of yas, go home! T.W.: Well; today's shot! Might as well go home and clean! [He retreats back into his shell and turns on a vacuum.] – Cats Don't Dance Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Max begins music number on piano] Darla: [singing] I've seen them come, and I've seen them go. There's one thing that I know. You gotta give the people what they want, or you'll wind up back in Kokomo, Nebraska. Danny: It's in Indiana, Miss Dimple. Darla: Whatever. – Cats Don't Dance Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Bus Driver: So, it's just you and me tonight, buddy. Hey, did you hear about the disaster at Mammoth Pictures? Animals, What a bunch of noodleheads. I mean, look at them. They have no future. What am I telling you, son? You'll be heading back home real soon. Danny: Stop the bus! Bus Driver: Jeez! Why do you wanna stop for? We just barely got started. Danny: Exactly. See you in the movies. – Cats Don't Dance Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Danny: Sawyer? Sawyer: We're all behind you, Danny. 100%. Don't let them go, Tillie! Tillie: [Tillie is holding T.W., Cranston, and Frances in her arms] I got them! Cranston: Let go! Have you lost your mind? Frances: Release me you mad hippo! Danny: Wait. Tillie: One big happy family! Danny: Just a minute. Please. T.W.: [Looking at his fortunes] You will meet with disaster! Danny: Would you just listen to me? Cranston: I'll chew your ears off! Danny: Cranston! T.W.: The end is near! The fat lady sung! Danny: Look, if you're willing to accept what they can think of you, then you can go! [everyone gasps] I almost did. Cranston: Well, you should have! Life here for animals is the pits, always playing the scapegoat! Woolie: Quickly forgotten! Frances: Working for scale! [...See what the movie did there?] Danny: Then why are you still here? Crantson: Well, uh... [everyone pauses] Danny: Because you can't forget the feeling, can you? The feeling you have when... [Refers to Cranson and Frances] when you two dance together. [Camera switches to Woolie] When you play. [Danny motions to Sawyer] When you sing. They cursed you, humiliated you, and even slam the door in your face. But they still haven't made you forget. Have they? T.W.: [searches through his fortune cookie papers] They can smash your cookie, but... but you'll always have your fortune. [everyone grins] Huh. Danny: Come on. Let's go show 'em what we can do. Tillie: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! – Cats Don't Dance Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Danny: Wow; this is a dream come true! Mr. Wink: Yeah, but don't forget 10% of that dream is mine! WELCOME TO HOLLYWOOD! – Cats Don't Dance Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Max: How does the kitty cat go? Danny: [gulp] Meow? Max: VERY GOOD! [He smashes Danny into the ground.] Will that be all, Miss Dimple? Darla: For the moment. Thank you, Max! – Cats Don't Dance Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
[Darla falls through a trapdoor.] Darla: WHOA! MAX! [Max is still flying on the Darla Dimple balloon, and passes the Eiffel Tower.] Max: OUI, MISS DIMPLE?! – Cats Don't Dance Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Sawyer: Like I said, dancing is a waste of time. Danny: What if I could get you an audition with L.B. Mammoth? Sawyer: L.B. Mammoth? Head of Mammoth Studios? Darla: WHAT?! Danny: I know he'd appreciate real talent. Cranston: After nothing but Darla, he's gotta be STARVING for it! [Darla growls and groans, which melts her mudpack facial off her face.] Sawyer: You're dreaming, Danny! Danny: Maybe I am. But so were you, just a few minutes ago. – Cats Don't Dance Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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