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[Deleted scene] Laurel Hedare: You ask me, I think you look fabulous. Patience Phillips: Well, maybe, he is right. Laurel Hedare: Making people feel small is his game. You can't win. You got to refuse to play. Patience Phillips: But, I thought I knew what he wanted. Laurel Hedare: Don't feel bad, honey. So did I. – Catwoman Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Detective Tom Lone: Being good is something you keep in your heart because you choose to put it there. I'm not saying it's easy. I'm not saying that some people don't choose to be bad, but I want something different for you. I want something better. You understand? Kids: Yeah. Girl: Can I see your gun? Detective Tom Lone: No! You know what makes somebody— Boy: Will you shoot it? Detective Tom Lone: No! I want you to be the good guys, you got it? Kids: Yeah! Detective Tom Lone: Let's go shoot some hoops! – Catwoman Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Laurel Hedare: How do I get in touch with you? Catwoman: Well, I'm not exactly listed. – Catwoman Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Honey Whitlock: Look at this dump of a town. Get me the fuck back to LA, God, if one more asshole mentions a crab cake to me I'm going to puke. Libby: Well did you try the steamed crabs, they're red and really... tasty. Honey Whitlock: No, I did not! I'm not interested in any kind of meal that you have to beat with a fucking mallet wearing some stupid kind of little bib! – Cecil B. DeMented Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Honey Whitlock: Libby, do you think that Pat Nixon got fucked in this hotel room? Libby: What? Honey Whitlock: It is called the Presidential Suite, isn't it? Libby: Yes, but... Honey Whitlock: I bet she did. Call the manager and ask him. Libby: I can't ask that! Pat Nixon was a stroke victim! Honey Whitlock: I believe it is your job to ask, is it not? Now call downstairs and ask the manager if Pat Nixon got fucked in my hotel room. I want to know. – Cecil B. DeMented Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Honey Whitlock: A WHITE fucking LIMOUSINE?! Libby: Nobody will know, we're in Baltimore! Honey Whitlock: Do I look like Liberace's god-damn boyfriend for Christ sake? I have black limousine only in my contract! Libby: The charity probably made the arrangement, it was a honest mistake. Honey Whitlock: Do I look like a coke dealer?! Libby: No, Ms. Whitlock. Honey Whitlock: Do I look like I am going to the FUCKING PROM?! – Cecil B. DeMented Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Sylvia Mallory: This is William. William had heart surgery just seven days ago, and thanks to the blood transfusions paid for by your generosity at tonight's premier, he's going to be alright. Aren't you William? William: I don't want to be here! Sylvia Mallory: William's a little grumpy. William: Get off of me, ugly! Sylvia Mallory: But he's alive! And that's what counts. – Cecil B. DeMented Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Honey Whitlock: Ow ow ow ow ow ow OW! I don't want to be blonde! Rodney: You're going off the deep end of the Clairol color chart! – Cecil B. DeMented Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Raven: My father is Zozo, the three-headed guard dog at the gates of Hell. Honey Whitlock: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. – Cecil B. DeMented Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Honey Whitlock: Ow Rodney, why do you have to hurt me? Gay men are supposed to be gentle! Rodney: That's just it, Honey, I'm not gay. I'm straight and I fucking hate it! Petey loves me and I can't love him back. I tried. I kiss him, and all I feel is whiskers. I can't take that certain thickness in his pants. I'm ashamed of my heterosexuality! – Cecil B. DeMented Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Forrest Gump: Hello. My name's Forrest. Forrest Gump. Bench Waiter: That's a damn shame. – Cecil B. DeMented Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Charlie: Mr. Wonka, why would Augustus' name already be in the Oompa-Loompa song unless they— Wonka: Improvisation is a parlor trick. Anyone can do it. [turns to Violet] You, little girl, say something. Anything. Violet: Chewing gum. Wonka: Chewing gum is really gross. Chewing gum I hate the most. See? Exactly the same. Mike: No, it isn't. Wonka: Uh, you really shouldn't mumble because I can't understand a word you're saying. – Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Wonka: You're all quite short, aren't you? Violet: Well, yeah. We're children. Wonka: Well, that's no excuse. I was never as short as you. Mike: You were once. Wonka: Was not! Know why? Because I distinctly remember putting a hat on top of my head. Look at your short little arms. You could never reach. – Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Mr. Salt: [about the squirrels taking Veruca] Where are they taking her? Wonka: Where all the other bad nuts go: Down the garbage chute. Mr. Salt: Where does the chute go? Wonka: To the incinerator. But don't worry, we only light it on Tuesdays. Mike: Today is Tuesday. Wonka: Well, there's always a chance they decided not to light it today. – Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Joe: Wouldn't it be something, Charlie, to open a bar of candy and find a Golden Ticket inside? Charlie: I know. But I only get one bar a year. For my birthday. Mrs. Bucket: Well, it's your birthday next week. Josephine: You have as much chance as anybody does. George: Balderdash. The kids who're going to find the Golden Tickets are the ones who can afford to buy candy bars every day. Our Charlie gets only one a year. He doesn't have a chance. Josephine: Everyone has a chance, Charlie. George: Mark my words: The kid who finds the first ticket will be fat, fat, fat! – Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
George: There's plenty of money out there. They print more every day. But this ticket— There are only five of them in the whole world, and that's all there's ever going to be. Only a dummy would give this up for something as common as money. Are you a dummy? Charlie: No, sir. George: Then get that mud off your pants. [gives two thumbs up] You've got a factory to go to! – Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Pasqual: I hear birds can't fly this high. Dylan: I hear only angels can. – Charlie's Angels Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Dylan: Another movie from a TV show. Pasqual: What are you going to do? Dylan: Walk out. – Charlie's Angels Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Jason: You know, for a bikini waxer you know an awful lot about bombs. Alex: Isn't it amazing how much information you can learn off of the internet? – Charlie's Angels Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Pete: Okay, Thursday? Natalie: (excited) My favorite day! Pete: Great. I'm gonna tickets. Natalie: (still excited) I love tickets! Alex: (over Walkie-Talkie) Whadda'ya know. A guy who speaks Natalie. – Charlie's Angels Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Vivian: Sound's impossible. Natalie: Sounds like fun. – Charlie's Angels Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Charlie: Mission accomplished? Dylan: I think the client was... blown away. (The Angels crack up) – Charlie's Angels Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
(Natalie is flirting with Pete, the bartender. The Angels are communicating via Walkie Talkie) Alex: (quietly) Flip your hair. Natalie What? Alex: (quietly and impatiently) Flip... your... goddamn... hair. – Charlie's Angels Movie Quote	added 5 years ago
Man in bar: What is an angel doing so far from heaven? Dylan: I'm no angel. – Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle Movie Quote	added 5 years ago

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