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Axel:
Alright, we move together and no unnecessary chatter

Syrus:
What do you mean by unnecessary chatter?

Axel:
Dumb questions like that

Syrus:
I thought there are no dumb questions

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Syrus:
Not another door.

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Jaden:
[Thinking] I know I said I'd stay, but Jesse needs my help! I can't risk anything happening to him, even if it means me being caught!

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Chazz:
I'm in chains, man, I can't hang any tighter!

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Axel:
Take him down!

Jim & Kozaky:
[in unison] Game on!

Jim:
I'll make this as quick as possible! I play my Weathering Soldier…in defense mode! And leave it at that!

Kozaky:
I guess it's my turn! [giggles; draws] So first I'll play… Chaosrider Gustaph! And then, I play the spell card Double Summon. Which lets me summon a second monster directly to my field this turn! And I'm choosing… another Chaosrider Gustaph!

Axel:
Jim's only got one monster in defense mode and that means that one of those Chaosriders can attack him directly!

Kozaky:
And I have more surprises in store. For instance; the ritual spell card, Revival of Dokurorider!

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Supreme King:
With Dark Fusion, I combine Elemental Hero Avian and Elemental Hero Burstinatrix… to form Evil Hero Inferno Wing!

Axel:
So Dark Fusion takes two good guys and makes one bad guy?

Supreme King:
Go, Inferno Wing! Attack this worm… With Infernal Blast!

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Supreme King:
You feel that? It's hopelessness. It's fear and panic and terror! It devoured your little friend Jaden and shattered all the good, but unlike your little friend the darkness has no use for you!

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Zane:
Let's get our game on.

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Axel and Supreme King:
GAME ON!

Axel:
And I go! [draws] I place one card face-down. Your move.

Supreme King:
A feeble start. [draws] I activate…the Dark Fusion spell card! And with this, your end begins! By sending fusion-material monsters in my hand to my grave, I can summon a fiend-type fusion monster. Now by fusing… Elemental Heroes Avian and Wildheart, I can call forth, Evil Hero Wild Cyclone!

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Supreme King:
I play…the spell, Dark Calling! When this is activated, I can remove Dark Fusion in my graveyard from play and then use its ability to summon a fusion monster! Next, I'll fuse Elemental Heroes, Clayman and Burstinatrix together…in order to call forth, Evil Hero Infernal Sniper! And there's more. When it's in defense mode, it deals a thousand points of damage and cannot be destroyed by any spells you might throw in my way!

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Zane:
Interesting. You've developed a soft side.

Aster:
Have not!

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Jaden:
You.... Adrian! How could you do that to Aster?!

Adrian:
Is it any worse than what you did to your friends? Heh, I don't think so.

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Jimmy:
The world is absolutely lousy with people, and I hate them all. I hate everyone but you.

Gretchen:
Yeah. I hate everyone else, too. Now, let's look for clues.

Jimmy:
You did something really horrible for us. You went to therapy, and for me you did this. And thus, you deserve as grand a gesture in return. And since I am 100% psychologically sound and do not need therapy of any kind...[kneels and pulls out a ring] Gretchen, extraordinary, confounding Gretchen, she who emits more energy than a dying galaxy, despite not washing her legs, together we transcend the mundanity down there. Separate, it shall eventually consume us and turn us as mundane as them, and to allow that to happen simply because we were scared would be a criminal act.

Gretchen:
Wait, but the murder?

Jimmy:
I made it up.

Gretchen:
The article? The Twitter account?

Jimmy:
Me.

Gretchen:
The DUI checkpoint?

Jimmy:
Oh, no. That was real. No, we were way lucky on that one.

[Gretchen kisses Jimmy]

Gretchen:
Jimmy, yeah... Wait. You haven't actually asked yet. I am not doing that again.

Jimmy:
Will you marry me?

Gretchen:
Yes! [Jimmy puts the ring on her finger] You made a murder for me! Hey, uh, you ever boned down during the Hollywood Bowl fireworks?

Jimmy:
I mean, of course.

Gretchen:
Yeah, me, too, but not as an engaged person.

Jimmy:
I'll get us a hoodie from the car to lie on.

Gretchen:
Hurry back. This fits, you know? You lost your dad, but you gained me. We're a family. [Jimmy's smile fades] That's pretty cool, right? We're no longer just whatever we were. We're no longer just us. We're a family now.

[Jimmy takes a hoodie out of the car, then gets inside and drives away]

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[Both looking at a picture of Vernon and Becca's newborn baby]

Gretchen:
It looks like the fox in the Nine Inch Nails video that's being eaten by ants.

Jimmy:
It looks like it should be screaming at an old lady in an Aphex Twin video.

Gretchen:
Why is its face so swollen? Did Becca give birth directly over a beehive?

Jimmy:
Even at an illegal baby mill, they'd be like, "Yeah, that's okay. We're good."

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Jimmy:
Dorothy's crying. It's very mucous-y.

Gretchen:
Lindsay's just reciting the spoken word parts of Lemonade.

Jimmy:
Such idiots.

Gretchen:
We're no better than them.

Jimmy:
Oh, speak for yourself. I'm not the one who flung my sandwich like a upset chimp at the zoo.

Gretchen:
I threw it because I realized I was living with an uptight dildo whose personality unmakes itself anytime something bad happens.

Jimmy:
Says the woman who spent weeks catatonic on the couch in crusty yoga pants.

Gretchen:
I have a clinical goddamn illness!

Jimmy:
Oh, right. So you just win because your condition is listed in the DSM?

Gretchen:
No! I win because I am doing something about it. You're just lashing out and putting me under a microscope!

Jimmy:
It just happened! He just died. Right, I am still grieving, Gretchen. Jesus Christ!

Gretchen:
But I was there first!

Jimmy:
Where?!

Gretchen:
Here! In shit, miserable! There just isn't room for you to be broken right now, too.

Jimmy:
Oh, that... that is complete... How is that okay?

Gretchen:
It's not. It is completely unfair.

Jimmy:
No. This is not supposed to... One person is supposed to be in the hospital bed. And then the other uncomfortably sleeping on that little couch, just sneaking home to shower and... and walk the dog.

Gretchen:
Right? Right, Jimmy. And yet...

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Jimmy:
Sometimes I look at you and I think, "How did this person get in my house?" It's like I've lost the thread of a novel, and all of a sudden, there's this messy short woman who's clearly important to the story. So, I'm flipping back, thinking, "I don't remember that character being introduced."

Gretchen:
Tell me about it! Some days it's like I un-blacked out from a week-long bender, and now I'm in this weird-ass house with sharp corners.

Jimmy:
My mate was supposed to be so different. Classy, unbruised, a first-chair violinist for the Philharmonic. God, can you imagine it? Me in the wings of Disney Hall. And we wave good-bye to the other musicians, and I joke about what a drag it must be for Igor to haul that double bass home. And then Dudamel does a champagne spit-take and shakes his head at me like, "Oh, Jimmy, you are too much."

Gretchen:
How am I not arm candy for some international movie star with a giant dong? He's part owner of a cool tech company and invents apps when he's not dick-punching Peter Sarsgaard in his latest movie. Sometimes we talk about adopting a kid from a third-world country, but we never do it. And we live in a legit-ass castle in Malibu with one of those big modern art pieces by the guy who does the big dots.

Jimmy:
What? Lichtenstein?

Gretchen:
Yeah. A big old Lichtenstein.

Jimmy:
Wow. How very sophomore year art history of you. You definitely shouldn't decorate your own house.

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Jimmy:
Last night, you said that I would never be successful. Well, I stayed up all night and wrote 35 amazing pages just to spite you. So, ha! Consider yourself thoroughly spited. Ha!

Gretchen:
Cool. Okay, I take back the thing I said. You will be successful.

Jimmy:
Thank you!

Gretchen:
Now it's your turn.

Jimmy:
I'm proud of me, too.

Gretchen:
No, Jimmy! It's your turn to take back the mega-harsh thing you said to me. And then, voila, everything goes back to Normal Town, et cetera, et cetera... a little makeup boneage. Maybe some titty massages for Jimmy.

Jimmy:
Wait, what exactly am I meant to take back?

Gretchen:
[imitating]: "I can't see myself having kids with her."

Jimmy:
Oh, that. No, I'm 100% sticking by that. Hey, can we do this titty massage on the patio? I just want to keep an eye on the hummingbird feeder.

Gretchen:
Jimmy!

Jimmy:
You have dropped eight iPhones in the last year, one into a vat of ranch at Souplantation. Child-rearing requires skill. It's not the same as binge-watching a season of Exemplify.

Gretchen:
Oh, my God, that is so sexist and mansplainy! You a Gamergater? Am I living with a Gamergater?

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Jimmy:
I am allowed to reassess my life. You have no say in it.

Gretchen:
So I'm just supposed to wait around until you think I'm worthy of being your girlfriend? That's bullshit, dude. Just tell me one of the things on your list.

Jimmy:
Okay, fine. But only if you tell me one of yours.

Gretchen:
Fine.

Jimmy:
[pulls out list] Okay. "I can't see having kids with her." Your turn.

Gretchen:
I'm afraid you'll never be successful.

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Jimmy:
I did what you said. I looked at my life from an outside perspective.

Gretchen:
Yeah. Doesn't it feel great?

Jimmy:
No, it was terrifying. I didn't recognize any of it.

Gretchen:
What?

Jimmy:
I don't recognize my life. I don't know whether I made any of the right decisions. Everything could be wrong.

Gretchen:
Everything?

[Gretchen points at herself]

Jimmy:
Everything.

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Lindsay:
[outside a women's health center] So then I heated up the condom in the microwave and I got a turkey baster.

Protester:
Wait, I need you to back up.

Lindsay:
Okay, so I wanted a popsicle...

Gretchen:
Lindsay, do not let those pro-life assholes talk you out of your legal right!

Lindsay:
It's okay. I was already having second thoughts before this nice lady came over.

Gretchen:
What, why?

Lindsay:
If Paul and I get divorced, I'm not gonna have a family anymore. Family. Name one family that's just one person.

Gretchen:
Suddenly Susan. Listen, I know that becoming a real human being is a scary thing, but I'll help you. I got your back always.

Lindsay:
Thanks, Gretch. All right. I'm ready.

Gretchen:
Bam, nice try, terrorists. Another victory for women's rights.

Protester:
Actually, I was gonna tell her to do it. In my book, there are extenuating circumstances--rape, incest, and whatever this is.

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Paul:
Never thought squirrel could be so delicious.

Vernon:
Nuts are high in protein and fat. Makes for tender flesh. People forget I'm a doctor and I know shit. Hey. Check out his little squirrel dick. You dare me to flick it?

Paul:
Ugh.

Vernon:
I didn't know we'd get lost. I was just trying to buy more time. You don't understand. It's a nightmare over there. Becca makes me wear full pajamas so our skins don't touch.

Paul:
Lindsay may have stabbed me intentionally.

Vernon:
I only get 20% of the TiVo. And Becca's always erasing my shows "accidentally." I missed all last season of The Librarians.

Paul:
Lindsay orders takeout for one. One time I took a French fry, and she made me give her a dollar even though it was on my credit card.

Vernon:
Becca once held my head in the toilet for a minute when I forgot to flush a duke.

Paul:
Lindsey's cucking me.

Vernon:
Yeah, no kidding.

Paul:
No, seriously. That guy I mentioned earlier, Raul, he's her bull.

Vernon:
What? Whoa. What? So he porks her and you have to watch? What? Damn, that's crazy! Jesus, why doesn't anything cool ever happen to me?

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Vernon:
I'm thirsty. I ate too many Blammos and I spat on these ants too much. You got any water? I drank all my sodas.

Paul:
No.

Vernon:
I hear a creek.

Paul:
You can't drink creek water. It's not safe.

Vernon:
Nah, I can't get sick. To build my immune system, I lick weird stuff at the hospital all the time. In surg, they say scrub up, I just fake go through the motions. Come on.

Paul:
That's to protect the patients.

Vernon:
Agree to disagree.

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Gretchen:
Anyway, I-I don't want you to cream your jeans or anything 'cause I know they're your only pair, but maybe my mom wasn't so great.

Justina:
Seriously? What, did you hack my e-mail?

Gretchen:
I mean, the pressure made me rad, but have you ever slept with no sheets? So scratchy. [Looks at Justina's patient] Five out of ten. Would bang.

Justina:
Yup, that's her.

Gretchen:
Actually, that was the first time I fell into a depression. It was after a tennis match and I had won, but not by enough, 'cause it was never enough. And my mom was doing this... this food-withholding thing. I think she saw something about it on a TV show as a way to control your dog or something.

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Yami-Yugi:
You've been defeated, Noah, not just by me, but by all of us, for it was only with the support of my friends that I was able to win this duel. And the more you tried to destroy that friendship, the stronger it grew.

Noah:
[falls on his knees in defeat; moaning] This isn't how it was supposed to happen at all.

Yami-Yugi:
Listen to me, Noah. You've been all alone in this virtual world for six years. And it's distorted your mind.

Noah:
He's right. I have been stuck in this digital wasteland for too long. Maybe the reason I despise Yugi and his friends so much is because they share a bond that I've never experienced. So I tried to eliminate their friendship to show them what it's like to be me. But they'll never understand. No one will. My life was ruined. After my accident, by brain was digitized into one of my father's supercomputers, only to be forgotten about. He promised me with everything and left me with nothing. It's not fair! I deserve to be the president of Kaiba Corp! And I would be if Seto hadn't robbed me of my life!

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