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Karen:
Silence! I need everyone's attention, because I've got big boobs... I mean, big news... but then again, look at 'em!

Will & Grace, Season 11  Show Quote

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Jack:
[about Will & McCoy's baby] Wow, lucky kid - having two dads, just like Jesus.

Will:
And she'll have a Mary right across the hall.

Jack:
This one ain't a virgin.

Will & Grace, Season 11  Show Quote

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Jack:
I used to love watching the guys play basketball in high school, especially when it was skirts and skins.

Will:
You mean shirts and skins.

Jack:
[pause] No wonder I got beat up so much.

Will & Grace, Season 11  Show Quote

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Grace:
PostMates, EasyEats, GrubHub… it's the lazy, hungry person's Renaissance.

Karen:
Oh, Grace, you're a couch-toilet away from all your dreams coming true.

Will & Grace, Season 11  Show Quote

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Karen:
You know, Stanley always thought you never came around because you were a little sweet on me.

Danley:
Me? Sweet on my brother’s wife? I was always the bigger man.

Karen:
That’s not physically possible. And I think he was right.

Danley:
You do look stunning, I'll give you that... like a statue by Bernini that some kids have drawn huge gazongas on.

Will & Grace, Season 11  Show Quote

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Karen:
There's so much I don't know about baseball. Like, is there a "base-boobs" or "-oral"?

Jack:
It depends. Are we talking gay or straight bases? Because we're dealing with different equipment.

Will & Grace, Season 11  Show Quote

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Will:
Hi. I did bring you flowers, but I had to give them to the woman next door when I walked in on her. I was guessing which room you were in. I guessed wrong.

Grace:
Every woman loves flowers.

Will:
I don't think she'll like the card about dust bunnies in her uterus.

Will & Grace, Season 11  Show Quote

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Friday:
She's hard on the outside, but inside Mrs. Walker is filled with candy and glitter, like a unicorn's colon.

Will & Grace, Season 11  Show Quote

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Grace:
I love how passionate you are about your team. I haven't seen you this excited about something since that Grey Goose truck crashed into that olive cart.

Karen:
If it had been raining Vermouth, I would've believed in God.

Will & Grace, Season 11  Show Quote

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Karen:
So, you have an egg donor, but this other woman's going to carry your gay baby for nine months. How much is making God cry going to cost you?

Will & Grace, Season 11  Show Quote

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Jack:
Oh crap, Jerry Sussman's here. He used to be a catty audition accompanist, then he made it big, and now he's a big, huge pianist.

Grace:
[smirks] Uh, what was that?

Jack:
A big, huge, pian… OK, I just heard that, that's amazing!

Will & Grace, Season 11  Show Quote

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Jack:
Oh, you are crafty. You brought me to a public place so I wouldn't make a scene.

Will:
I brought you to a drag bar. I knew you'd make a scene, and I wanted you to blend in.

Will & Grace, Season 11  Show Quote

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Estefan:
Who would want Jack to grow up? Will, sit down. In Spain, we have a story about a boy who is forever young, he never grows up, and he wears tights.

Will:
Yeah, it's Peter Pan.

Estefan:
No, in our version this forever boy fights a pirate with a hook for a hand, and his best friend is a teeny, tiny fairy.

Will:
That's Peter Pan.

Estefan:
No, "Pedro" escapes to "Nunca Nunca Land"...

Will:
That means he escapes to "Never Never Land". It's Peter Pan!

Estefan:
You are wrong. Anyway, that is not the point. The point is, Jack should never grow up. He reminds us all what it feels like to be young.

Will:
[sighs] I can't argue with you there.

Estefan:
It's just like Pedro said, "Yo nunca quiero ser adulto".

Will:
"I won't grow up"! It's Peter Pan!

Will & Grace, Season 11  Show Quote

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Laurel Gates:
I can't tell you how I've longed for this moment, what it means for my family--

Joseph Crackstone:
SILENCE, WOMAN! Begone! Or I will cut thy tongue from thy wretched MOUTH!

Laurel Gates:
...Never meet your heroes.

Wednesday  Show Quote

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Celia:
Did you know that we're poor? We're really poor.

Isabelle:
Maybe we should cut down on our liquor purchases.

Celia:
Oh, no. All the poor drink. Yeah, I saw the poor this morning. They all had bottles in paper bags. That's what I need... A paper bag.

Dean:
Wonderful idea. You could put your bottle in it and then vomit in it when you're done.

Celia:
I don't vomit from drinking. I vomit when I think about my life.

Weeds, Season 3  Show Quote

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Juan:
Okay now, watchin' a fight I ain't in– It makes me nervous.

Welcome Back, Kotter, Season 2  Show Quote

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Freddie:
[after sniffing smelling salts] I see they found a way of bottling Epstein's locker.

Welcome Back, Kotter, Season 4  Show Quote

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Epstein:
I'm workin' with inferior equipment here!

Beau:
Yeah, your hands and your brain!

Welcome Back, Kotter, Season 4  Show Quote

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Epstein:
Look, Mr. Woodman, you yank me off that paper, you're gonna lose a great deal of advertising retinue!

Welcome Back, Kotter, Season 4  Show Quote

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Dwayne (Haywood Nelson):
Uh-huh, Uh-huh, Uh awn

What's Happening!!  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Dwayne (Haywood Nelson):
[repeated line] Hey, HEY, hey!

What's Happening!!  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Principal Bradley:
If you don't tell me who sprung the leak, you'll be expelled for at least a week. -Nipsey Russell on The Match Game

What's Happening!!  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

[when summoning Buggs Zapper in season 2]

Carmen Sandiego:
Buggs Zapper! Get over here!

Where in Time Is Carmen Sandiego?  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

Tritannus:
NO!! The seal is gone!!

Serena:
You will never have it! The Winx destroyed it!

Icy:
Those obnoxious fairies beat us to it!!

Winx Club, Season 5  Show Quote

added 8 months ago

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