The Venture Bros.

The Venture Bros.

The Venture Bros. is an American adult animated television series that was created by Christopher McCulloch (also known as "Jackson Publick") and premiered on Cartoon Network's late night programming block Adult Swim with a pilot episode on February 16, 2003 and its first season beginning on August 7, 2004. Initially conceived as a satire of boy adventurer and space age fiction prevalent in the early 1960s, it is considered to be an action/adventure series with comedy-drama elements. It has been renewed for an eighth season. The seventh season concluded on October 7, 2018. It is Adult Swim's longest-running original series, surpassing the former holder, Aqua Teen Hunger Force. The Venture Bros. chronicles the lives and adventures of the Venture family: well-meaning but incompetent teenagers Hank and Dean Venture; their emotionally insecure, unethical and under-achieving super-scientist father Dr. Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture; the family's bodyguard, secret agent Brock Samson, or his temporary replacement, the reformed villain and pederast Sergeant Hatred; and the family's self-proclaimed arch-nemesis, The Monarch, a butterfly-themed supervillain.

Year:
2003
7,959 Views

Dr. Jonas Venture:
[From a video screen] Hello, Rusty! It's your father.

Dean Venture:
It's Grandpa! He's alive!

Hank Venture:
[leans in to the screen] And trapped... In the Phantom Zone!

[Dr. Venture pulls his away from the screen]

Hank Venture:
I was just kidding. Jeez, I'm not a 'tard.

Dr. Jonas Venture:
I knew you'd find this tape. You were always such a little video buff.

Dr. Venture:
Once! I told him once I wanted to make videos. Next thing you know, every holiday, it's cameras, how-to books...

Hank Venture:
So, yeah, pop? I've been meaning to tell you: I'm not really that into neckerchiefs.

Dean Venture:
You wear them well!

Dr. Venture:
Shh! Wait. Shh! What'd he say? Go back!

[rewinds tape]

Dr. Jonas Venture:
What I have to tell you is a matter of the gravest importance, Rusty. It has to do with those mysterious deep-space radio signals. You know! The ones I received back when you were just a boy?

Dr. Jonas Venture:
[flasback sequence] What... does it mean?

Young Rusty:
[jumping around on the floor] You can't walk on the red ones 'cause they're lava!

Dr. Jonas Venture:
Shh! Rusty, please!

[flashback ends]

Dr. Jonas Venture:
Well, after ten long years, I've finally translated the broadcasts! I found something extraordinary! A message from far across time and space, addressed to me, personally! It has to do with my latest invention, the greatest of my career, or anyone's, which I completed only a week ago!

Dr. Venture:
Mmm! Cha-ching! Turn it up, I smell money!

Dr. Jonas Venture:
They warned me that mankind was still too immature to be trusted with it! They told me to dismantle it before it got into the wrong hands! But they also told me that the fate of the planet hinged upon my being activated once. That's why I've scattered the main components in secret locations across the globe! So no one...

[a loud noise is heard off screen]

Dr. Jonas Venture:
Someone's coming! They know!

[screen fades to static]

Dr. Jonas Venture:
Ha ha ha! False alarm! Okay, get a pen.


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