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[Riley recreates the first time she met Lucas, falling over him at the subway]

Riley Matthews:
Hi, I'm Riley. We were just talking about you.

Lucas Friar:
I'm Lucas.

Riley Matthews:
I love it. You know those moments we were talking about that we're going to remember forever?

Lucas Friar:
Yeah?

Riley Matthews:
This is one of them. [kisses Lucas briefly on the mouth]

[Rita and Runt jump off a train into a pile of hay]

Runt:
That was fun! Let's do it again!

Rita:
Oh yeah.

[spits out hay]

Rita:
I just love hay up my nose.

[Rita and Sue are in Bob's car. Bob is about to make love to Sue on the front seat. Rita is in the back, feeling rather left out of things]

Rita:
[sarcastically] I'll just watch, if it's all right?

[Bob climbs on top of Sue. Rita takes a closer look]

Rita:
Jesus! It looks like a frozen sausage!

[Rob fears going bald]

Laura Petrie:
Well, what do you want me to say, Rob? That I'll love you no matter what? That I'll... stick with you through thick or thin, so to speak?

[Rob tries to get through his second planned wedding date but his ears are stuffed up from a severe cold, making it impossible to hear anything]

Chaplain Berger:
Robert Petrie, would thou have this woman to be thy wife, to love and to cherish, in sickness...

Rob Petrie:
[happily] I do.

[Chaplain shakes head]

Rob Petrie:
[confused] I... I don't?

Chaplain Berger:
...in sickness and in health, until death do you part?

[Rob doesn't realize it's his cue but begins to notice others staring at him]

Rob Petrie:
Uh, I do.

Chaplain Berger:
And do you, Laura, take this man to love and to cherish in sickness and in health, till death do you part?

Laura Petrie:
[looking at Rob] I do.

Rob Petrie:
[thinking he's being cued] Uh, I do.

[Chaplain shakes head]

Rob Petrie:
[confused] I... I don't?

Chaplain Berger:
There be anyone present who knows why these two should not be joined in lawful wedlock, let him speak now or forever hold his peace.

Rob Petrie:
[happily and confidently thinking it's his cue] I do.

[Chaplain slams his Holy Bible shut]

[Robbie is talking to a flight attendant]

Robbie:
I can't drink. You see, I'm in love with this girl. She's gone off to marry some idiot in Las Vegas and I'm going there to stop him.

Female Passenger:
[overhears] That's the sweetest thing I have ever heard! Where are they getting married?

Robbie:
That's the problem, I don't know where. I have to go around every chapel, so you know, you do what you got to do.

[Robin has entered Ivy's lair after she calls him there and meets her in the center]

Poison Ivy:
Hi there.

Robin:
[Walking towards her] Is your thumb the only part of you that's green?

Poison Ivy:
You will just have to find out.

Robin:
I want us to be together, but I want to make sure you're serious about turning over a new leaf. [lays next to her on her throne] I need a sign.

Poison Ivy:
How about "slippery when wet"?

Robin:
Of trust. Tell me your plan.

Poison Ivy:
Kiss me and I'll tell you.

Robin:
Tell me and I'll kiss you.

Poison Ivy:
Freeze has taken the new telescope and turned it into a giant freezing gun. He's about to turn Gotham into an ice cube.

Robin:
[Turns to leave] I've got to stop him.

Poison Ivy:
[Grabs Robin's shoulders and turns him to face her] One kiss...my love...[whispers] for luck.

[Ivy places a hand on Robin's face and they both lean in, Ivy having an evil smirk, and the two share a passionate kiss]

Poison Ivy:
[In mock sadness] Bad luck I'm afraid. Time to die little robin.

Robin:
I hate to disappoint you, but...[peels rubber off his lips and Ivy stares in shock] rubber lips are immune to your charms.

[Ivy glares at Robin before leaping forward and shoving him off her throne, into the pond]

Robin:
Wahh! [Becomes tangled up in vines that try to drown him]

Poison Ivy:
[Leaps from her throne and waves at Robin as she walks off] See ya!

[Ivy walks away. Suddenly, Batman halts Poison Ivy]

Batman:
You're not the only one who can set a trap, Venus.

Poison Ivy:
Sorry. My vines have a "crush" on you.

[Ivy's vines tangle Batman and pull him up to the ceiling]

Poison Ivy:
[Evil Laughing] Gotta go. So many people to kill, so little time!

[Ivy walks away again. Suddenly, Batgirl crashes the sunlight and she's ready to fight.]

Batgirl:
You're about to become compost.

[Batgirl starts fighting Poison Ivy]

[Robin has entered Ivy's lair after she calls him there and meets her in the center]

Poison Ivy:
Hi there.

Robin:
[Walking towards her] Is your thumb the only part of you that's green?

Poison Ivy:
You will just have to find out.

Robin:
I want us to be together, but I want to make sure you're serious about turning over a new leaf. [lays next to her on her throne] I need a sign.

Poison Ivy:
How about "slippery when wet"?

Robin:
Of trust. Tell me your plan.

Poison Ivy:
Kiss me and I'll tell you.

Robin:
Tell me and I'll kiss you.

Poison Ivy:
Freeze has taken the new telescope and turned it into a giant freezing gun. He's about to turn Gotham into an ice cube.

Robin:
[Turns to leave] I've got to stop him.

Poison Ivy:
[Grabs Robin's shoulders and turns him to face her] One kiss...my love...[whispers] for luck.

[Ivy places a hand on Robin's face and they both lean in, Ivy having an evil smirk, and the two share a passionate kiss]

Poison Ivy:
[In mock sadness] Bad luck I'm afraid. Time to die little robin.

Robin:
I hate to disappoint you, but...[peels rubber off his lips and Ivy stares in shock] rubber lips are immune to your charms.

[Ivy glares at Robin before leaping forward and shoving him off her throne, into the pond]

Robin:
Wahh! [Becomes tangled up in vines that try to drown him]

Poison Ivy:
[Leaps from her throne and waves at Robin as she walks off] See ya!

[Ivy walks away. Suddenly, Batman halts Poison Ivy]

Batman:
You're not the only one who can set a trap, Venus.

Poison Ivy:
Sorry. My vines have a "crush" on you.

[Ivy's vines tangle Batman and pull him up to the ceiling]

Poison Ivy:
[Evil Laughing] Gotta go. So many people to kill, so little time!

[Ivy walks away again. Suddenly, Batgirl crashes the sunlight and is ready to fight.]

Batgirl:
You're about to become compost.

[Batgirl starts fighting Poison Ivy]

[Robotnik screams at Stone's sudden appearance]

Stone:
I just thought you might like a latte with steamed Austrian goat milk.

Robotnik:
What do I look like, an imbecile? Of course, I want a latte. I LOVE THE WAY YOU MAKE THEM!

[Rocky confronts George Washington Duke after beating Tommy Gunn to a pulp]

George Washington Duke:
Touch me and I'll sue. [taunts further] C'mon pug, touch me and I'll sue.

[Rocky hesitates but fires an uppercut that sends Duke flying onto his car]

Rocky:
Sue me for what? [leaves to a cheering crowd]

Father Carmine:
Hey Rocky! That's my boy a!

Rocky:
Hey yo Father.

Father Carmine:
[as he gives Rocky with the sign of the cross] Veni, vidi, vici.

Rocky:
[to Adrian] I love it when he does that.

[Rod appears at Coiffio's spaceship]

Rod the Anime God:
Psst. Check it out.

Coiffio:
Who the [EFF] are you?

Rod the Anime God:
I'm Ra, the God. How much you want for it?

Coiffio:
What are you talking about?

Rod the Anime God:
Your crib, dude.

Coiffio:
Oh, yeah.

Rod the Anime God:
I love sunken living rooms.

Coiffio:
You have good taste. But first Astronomic Cat must perform...background check.

Astronomic Cat:
[meow]

Coiffio:
Go!

[Astronomic Cat does background check on computer]

Rod the Anime God:
What the hell's that cat doing, man?

Coiffio:
Aw, chill, Ra. I'm sure you'll pass. Ah, 7 years to pay off a hatchback?

Rod the Anime God:
Dude--

Coiffio:
[laughs] That's getting weird.

Rod the Anime God:
Look, I'd love to just hang out here and watch your cat type, uh, the letter "R" 25 times in a row--

Coiffio:
I'm selling this crib, man, based on my silliness over killing the bald Gerald?

Rod the Anime God:
That bald kid? Man, that dude is not dead.

Coiffio:
What?

Rod the Anime God:
Yeah, I just saw him, like, today.

Coiffio:
Yeah, why, so, yeah. [shows him Young Man's hand] I got his hand, man.

Rod the Anime God:
No, come on.

Coiffio:
Hey, Ra, hey, Ra.

Rod the Anime God:
No, you don't.

Coiffio:
What are you talking about?

Rod the Anime God:
I mean, look at all this hair.

Coiffio:
What?

Rod the Anime God:
What you got there is a man hand.

Coiffio:
Oh, no. Oh, no. Don't do this. Come on!

[Rod suddenly start to sneeze Coiffio's spaceship away]

Rod the Anime God:
Oh, man.

[Rodmilla, Marguerite and Jacqueline walk in the throne room curtsying all of the nobles and finally bow to King Francis, Queen Marie and Prince Henry]

King Francis:
Baroness, did you or did you not lie to Her Majesty, the Queen of France?

[Rodmilla and Marguerite stand up with shocked expressions on their faces]

Queen Marie:
Choose your words wisely, madame. For they may be your last.

Rodmilla:
A woman would practically do anything for the love of a daughter, Your Majesties. [pause] Perhaps I did get a little carried away.

Marguerite:
Mother, What have you done?! Your Majesty, like you, I am just a victim here. [Jacqueline rolls her eyes] She has lied to us both and I am ashamed to call her family.

Rodmilla:
[pushes her] How dare you turn on me, you little ingrate!

Marguerite:
You see? You see what I have to put up with?!

King Francis:
Silence, both of you! Good Lord! [to Jacqueline] Are they always like this?

Jacqueline:
Worse, Your Majesty.

Rodmilla:
Jacqueline, darling, I'd hate to think you that had anything to do with this.

Jacqueline:
[sarcastically] Of course not, Mother. I'm only here for the food.

Queen Marie:
Baroness de Ghent, you are forthwith stripped of your title and you and your horrible daughter are to be shipped to the Americas on the first available boat. Unless by some miracle, someone here will speak for you?

[Rodmilla begins looking desperately at the other nobles; they look back coldly]

Rodmilla:
[nervously] There seem to be quite a few people out of town.

Danielle:
I will speak for her. [All the courtiers kneel (including a stunned Marguerite). Rodmilla turns around and sees Danielle walk up to her dressed like a princess] She is after all, my stepmother.

Rodmilla:
[kneels] Your Highness.

Henry:
Marguerite, I don't believe you've met... my wife.

Danielle:
[to Rodmilla, smiling] I want you to know that I will forget you after this moment and never think of you again. But you, I am quite certain will think about me every single day for the rest of your life.

Rodmilla:
And how long might that be?

Danielle:
[looks up] All I ask, Your Majesties... is that you show her the same courtesy that she has bestowed upon me.

[Cut to the royal laundry room, where Marguerite and Rodmilla are now working as servants]

Laundry Room Supervisor:
[to Marguerite and Rodmilla] After you wash the table cloths, you can start on the napkins and move those over there.

Rodmilla:
Marguerite.

Marguerite:
What?

Rodmilla:
You heard the woman.

Marguerite:
So did you.

Rodmilla:
Yes, but I'm management.

Marguerite:
Like Hell you are! You're just the same as me! A big NOBODY!

Rodmilla:
How dare you speak to me that way, I am of noble blood!

Laundry Room Supervisor:
And You are getting on my nerves. [throws a pile of table cloths at Marguerite and Rodmilla; the two fall back into a vat of purple dye while the other servants laugh at them] Heh, heh! Now get to work.

[Rodmilla, Marguerite and Jacqueline walk in the throne room curtsying all of the nobles and finally bow to King Francis, Queen Marie and Prince Henry]

King Francis:
Baroness, did you or did you not lie to Her Majesty, the Queen of France?

[Rodmilla and Marguerite stand up with shocked expressions on their faces]

Queen Marie:
Choose your words wisely, madame. For they may be your last.

Rodmilla:
A woman would practically do anything for the love of a daughter, Your Majesties. [pause] Perhaps I did get a little carried away.

Marguerite:
Mother, What have you done?! Your Majesty, like you, I am just a victim here. [Jacqueline rolls her eyes] She has lied to us both and I am ashamed to call her family.

Rodmilla:
[pushes her] How dare you turn on me, you little ingrate!

Marguerite:
You see? You see what I have to put up with?!

King Francis:
Silence, both of you! Good Lord! [to Jacqueline] Are they always like this?

Jacqueline:
Worse, Your Majesty.

Rodmilla:
Jacqueline, darling, I'd hate to think you that had anything to do with this.

Jacqueline:
[sarcastically] Of course not, Mother. I'm only here for the food.

Queen Marie:
Baroness de Ghent, you are forthwith stripped of your title and you and your horrible daughter are to be shipped to the Americas on the first available boat. Unless by some miracle, someone here will speak for you?

[Rodmilla begins looking desperately at the other nobles; they look back coldly]

Rodmilla:
[nervously] There seem to be quite a few people out of town.

Danielle:
I will speak for her. [All the courtiers kneel (including a stunned Marguerite). Rodmilla turns around and sees Danielle walk up to her dressed like a princess] She is after all, my stepmother.

Rodmilla:
[kneels] Your Highness.

Henry:
Marguerite, I don't believe you've met... my wife.

Danielle:
[to Rodmilla, smiling] I want you to know that I will forget you after this moment and never think of you again. But you, I am quite certain will think about me every single day for the rest of your life.

Rodmilla:
And how long might that be?

Danielle:
[looks up] All I ask, Your Majesties... is that you show her the same courtesy that she has bestowed upon me.

[Cut to the royal laundry room, where Marguerite and Rodmilla are now working as servants]

Laundry Room Supervisor:
[to Marguerite and Rodmilla] After you wash the table cloths, you can start on the napkins and move those over there.

Rodmilla:
Marguerite.

Marguerite:
What?

Rodmilla:
You heard the woman.

Marguerite:
So did you.

Rodmilla:
Yes, but I'm management.

Marguerite:
[frustrated] Like Hell you are! You're just the same as me, a big NOBODY!!!

Rodmilla:
[enraged] How dare you speak to me that way! I am of noble blood!

Laundry Room Supervisor:
[irritated] And you are getting on my nerves. [smacks Marguerite and Rodmilla with a huge bag of table cloths, knocking the two into a vat of purple lye water. The other servants laugh at them] Ha-ha! Now get to work. [walks away]

[Marguerite bursts out crying, while Rodmilla flaps her arms around in anger]

[Roger Fenn is about to have an operation on his voicebox which may result in him losing his voice. Doc Martin has just confessed to him the reason that he stopped being a surgeon and became a GP]

Roger Fenn:
You probably want to keep that quiet.

Dr. Martin Ellingham:
[ironically] Yeah, I wouldn't want the village to fall out of love with me.

Roger Fenn:
Your secret's safe with me.

Dr. Martin Ellingham:
Well it's not like you're going to be able to tell anyone anyway, is it?

[long pause, while Roger decides whether or not to be offended by Doc Martin's tactlessness. Then he chuckles]

[Rom willingly relinquishes the bar to Quark, after buying it earlier from him]

Quark:
I suppose you're gonna let me keep the 5000 bars of latinum too?

Rom:
You're my brother.

Quark:
And you're an idiot! But I love you.

[Roman suggests that Sami and Will should not visit the penthouse until John has Brady under control]

Roman:
It'd not just this one incident; it is not just a couple of beers. You told me yourself Brady has been acting up.

John:
Yeah so because he's acting up, your going to tell Sami she can't see her mother? Will can't see his grandmother? It doesn't matter what the Hell they want? Is that what we are talking about?

Roman:
First of all, they can see each other some place else, all right? But the fact is Sami is my daughter.

John:
I mean God love her, she is a perfect kid, now isn't she?

Roman:
Boy, that's nice, that's nice, you say that about the girl you raised the one you tell me that you love like your own.

John:
What I am saying is that Eric and Sami were the perfect kids.

Roman:
[laughs] And you are saying that's because of you, right? J

John:
I'm saying that I didn't have any trouble with them.

Roman:
Well good for you John, now about my wife.

John:
Oh so this is what this is all about...

[Ron opens a shark tank under Shego]

Ron Stoppable:
Sidekicks need to know their place... right?

Shego:
[nervously] Uh... uh... you got it! I-I'll just go check the security monitors. Hey, you know that evil laugh of yours? I-I love it! *Love* it!

[Roostre finally got out of the caves]

Roostre:
Hell yeah. Prime-time nursery rhyme, y'all.

[Kid shows up with bug kabob]

Roostre:
Whoa, now, partner! Let's not have thanksgiving all at once.

Kid:
Who are you?

Roostre:
Well, I'm the, uh-- Well, hang on. You can't be more than 10 years old. What are you doing out here all by your lonesome?

Kid:
I ask the questions. What are you doing in my camp?

Roostre:
Uh, come on, uh, dude -- Kid -- Uh, Kid dude...listen man. Uh, I've been through a lot of crap -- Giant spiders, tentacles, underwater fightin' and -- And all kinds of nonsense.

Kid:
Did you find an exit? Where did you come from?

Roostre:
Man, I came from, uh -- Hey, uh, you want to put down that weenie roaster? Listen. I ain't no threat.

Kid:
Weren't you with that squirrel?

Roostre:
You mean that chinchilla clip-art thing?

Kid:
You, uh, you might want to duck. [holds a monstrous gun blaster]

[as Roostre ducks, Kid shoots a swamp monster]

Roostre:
Okay. Uh, there we go. That was -- That was interesting. Um, are there any more of them things around, man? You just tell me to duck at any time and I'll do it, okay?

Roostre:
Hey. Look, Kid. Um, you look like you could use some candy. Uh, can I get you some candy or soda or somethin' to lick on?

Kid:
Shut...up. Sit down over there -- Away from me. Thank you.

Roostre:
Yeah, man. I-I'm sittin' down, bro. Listen. I-I'm cool. I'm cool. You can put that thing away now, man.

Kid:
Don't tell me what to do. I know what I'm doin'.

Roostre:
I'm just trying to help you here, man. I'm just throwing out some options. I love flexibility. You know, I knew a gymnast once that could ben into a pretzel. She was so flexible. Man, that was some kind of flexible fun.

Kid:
Here's on important question right now. Where did you get ze hook?

Roostre:
From the store?

Kid:
Uh, right. What store we talkin' about?

Roostre:
Um, you know, the Hook Store. is that -- Is that -- Is that a good answer?

Kid:
You're part of them, aren't you?

Roostre:
You know, the only thing I'm part of right now is I could use 20 hours' sleep.

Kid:
Then sleep. I'll keep us safe. But sleep lightly.

Roostre:
Now, by "us". you mean me and you or what?

Kid:
Shut up. You'll wake up ze tie bots.

Roostre:
Uh, okay, man. That's cool. I'm not talkin' no more.

Kid:
I love the nights. It never ends here.

[Roy reads from the paper he has picked up]

Roy Rogers:
"Your eyes are like deep desert wells, with sparks from silver stars above. / Your voice is sweet as mission bells, your skin is like a marble dove." Don't ever fall in love, Trigger; that's what it does to you.

[Running from the Deadly Nadder, Astrid falls off a wall and lands on top of Hiccup]

Tuffnut:
Ooh! Love on the battlefield!

Ruffnut:
She could do better.

[running in the rain]

Marion:
[thinking] Woman, man, love, sex... rules, rules, rules... love, man, love, woman... I don't want to love anyone! So please don't love me!

[Ruth has summoned her husband Edward to her office to challenge him about his secret]

Edward Thurlow:
I never meant to hurt you.

Ruth Winters:
You're gay, Edward. Why can't you just admit it?

Edward Thurlow:
Because I wish it wasn't true.

Ruth Winters:
The fact remains: you never should have married me. Do you love him?

[Edward is lost for words]

Ruth Winters:
Edward, do you love James?

Edward Thurlow:
Yes.

Ruth Winters:
I don't get it. Why pretend to be someone that you're not?

Edward Thurlow:
I know. It's time I came out.

Ruth Winters:
Is that what you want?

Edward Thurlow:
Not desperately.

Ruth Winters:
Then don't!

Edward Thurlow:
But if we get divorced...

Ruth Winters:
Who said anything about a divorce? I wanted a real marriage. Now I haven't got that, but there are advantages to keeping up the charade.

Edward Thurlow:
Are you serious?

Ruth Winters:
You do all you can to help me professionally and in return you get to lead the life you want to lead.

Edward Thurlow:
A marriage of convenience.

Ruth Winters:
But I want you to stop seeing James. I mean it. The fact that we all work in the same hospital - it's too close to home. Do we have a deal?

Edward Thurlow:
If that's what you want.

Ruth Winters:
It's not what I want. Not remotely. But it's what I'll settle for.

[Ryan is watching his watch while Kelly is seated on the desk in front of him talking. The rest of the office staff are seen in the background watching their conversation]

Kelly Kapoor:
So then the next movie moves to the top of the queue. So number five becomes number four, number six becomes number five, number three becomes number two, etcetera, etcetera. And let's just say that I just sent back "Love Actually," which was awesome. And they sent me "Uptown Girls," which is also awesome. But guess what, now I want to see "Love Actually" again, but it's at the bottom of the queue. Oh, no, what do I do? What I do is this. I go online, I go click, click, click, and I change the order of the queue so that I can see "Love Actually" as soon as I want to. It's so easy, Ryan. Do you really not know how Netflix works?

Ryan Howard:
I guess I forgot.

[stands up, smiles and kisses Kelly on the forehead before collecting his winnings]

Kelly Kapoor:
You're such a ditz.

Kevin Malone:
Ryan, well done. Two minutes, 42 seconds. Additionally, Pam, you win $10 because she said "awesome" 12 times. And Jim, you win $5 because she mentioned six romantic comedies.

[Pam and Jim smile in delight]

[Sadusky and Ben discuss the reward for finding the treasure]

Agent Sadusky:
Just like that?

Ben:
Just like that.

Agent Sadusky:
You know that you've just handed me your biggest bargaining chip.

Ben:
The Declaration of Independence is not a bargaining chip. Not to me.

Agent Sadusky:
Have a seat. So what's your offer?

Ben:
Oh, how about a bribe? Say, ten billion dollars?

Agent Sadusky:
I take it you found the treasure.

Ben:
It's about five stories beneath your shoes.

Agent Sadusky:
Hm. You know, the Templars and the Freemasons believed the treasure was too great for any one man to have, not even a king. That's why they went to such great lengths to keep it hidden.

Ben:
That's right. The Founding Fathers believed the same thing about government. I figure their solution will work for the treasure, too.

Agent Sadusky:
Give it to the people.

Ben:
Divide it amongst the Smithsonian, the Louvre, the Cairo Museum... there's thousands of years of world history down there, and it belongs to the world, and everybody in it.

Agent Sadusky:
[Admiringly] You really don't understand the concept of a bargaining chip.

Ben:
Here's what I want: Dr. Chase gets off completely clean; not even a little Post-It on her service record.

Agent Sadusky:
Okay.

Ben:
I want the credit for the find to go to the entire Gates family, with the assistance of Mr. Riley Poole.

Agent Sadusky:
And what about you?

Ben:
I'd really love not to go to prison. I can't even describe how much I would love not to go to prison.

Saudusky:
Someone's got to go to prison, Ben.

Ben:
Well, if you've got a helicopter, I think I can help with that.