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[Wayne and Cassandra visit a local music store]

Wayne Campbell:
There it is-- Excalibur. ["kneels" in respect]

Cassandra:
Wow. '64 Fender Stratocaster in classic white with triple single coil pickups and a whammy bar.

Wayne Campbell:
Pre-CBS Fender corporate buy-out.

Cassandra:
I'd raise the bridge, file down the nut, and take the buzz out of the low "E."

Wayne:
God, I love this woman. [reacts at Garth who just walked into some chimes] Hi, Garth. Where's the clerk? I know. I'll use the "May I help you" riff. [picks up another guitar and does a heavy metal riff]

Attendant:
May I help you?

Wayne:
[puts down guitar] Yes, my good man. I'd like to look at this Fender Stratocaster, please.

Attendant:
Oh really?

Wayne:
Yes.

Attendant:
Again?

Wayne:
Yes.

Attendant:
[opens plastic case and gives Stratocaster to Wayne] Careful.

[Wayne starts strumming some chords but the attendant knows the song. He stops Wayne and points him and Cassandra to a "NO STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN" sign]

Wayne:
[to camera] No Stairway. Denied!

[Wayne is playing Truth or Dare with Madonna]

Madonna:
Have you ever made love with two women at the same time?

Wayne Campbell:
Shyea.

Madonna:
I believe you... NOT.

[Wendy brings Jack breakfast in bed]

Wendy:
It's really pretty outside. How about taking me for a walk after you've finished your breakfast?

Jack:
Oh, I suppose I oughta try to do some writing first.

Wendy:
Any ideas yet?

Jack:
Lots of ideas. No good ones.

Wendy:
Well, something'll come. It's just a matter of settling back into the habit of writing every day.

Jack:
Yeah, that's all it is

Wendy:
It's really nice up here, isn't it?

Jack:
I love it, I really do. I've never been this happy or comfortable anywhere.

Wendy:
Yeah, it's amazing how fast you get used to such a big place. I tell you, when we first came up here, I thought it was kind of scary.

Jack:
I fell in love with it right away. When I came up here for my interview, it was as though I had been here before. I mean, we all have moments of déjà vu, but this was ridiculous. It was almost as though I knew what was going to be around every corner.

[Wendy puts the camera on the table.]

Kevin Fischer:
[takes the camera.] I'll take that.

Wendy Christensen:
No come on, give me. It's not even mine Kevin, It's the yearbook. It's just having---

[Kevin picture's Stacy's panties.; Wendy tries to get the camera back from Kevin]

Kevin Fischer:
Hey, hey give me the--- [Wendy takes the picture of Kevin in the face with a flash, blinding him.]

Carrie Dreyer:
Um, could you like, please delete that one of Stacy? [turns to Kevin and hits him.]

Wendy Christensen:
These are for the yearbook and I have to turn them in tomorrow to make a deadline and, like, I doubt if a shot of Stacy Kobayashi's camel toe is gonna make it in there.

Kevin Fischer:
Whew, I'd buy two.

[Jason laughs. Carrie looks at Kevin]

Caller:
Number 38, you're order's ready.

Kevin Fischer:
That's us.

[Jason and Kevin stands up and gets their order.]

Carrie Dreyer:
I'm so sorry, Kevin get's so out of control.

Wendy Christensen:
I'm here just say, He make me crazy. [laughs.] I mean you know, I'm such a control freak like, I could handle that. [Carrie turns to Kevin with Jason picking their order, then turns back to Wendy.]

Carrie Dreyer:
I'm breaking up with him. Couple of weeks after graduation. I've been wanting to for a while. but don't tell anybody, okay?

[Wendy nods.; Kevin and Jason appears with their order.]

Kevin Fischer:
Whoa, [points to Ashley and Ashlyn, playing the water gun game] Now that shot there that will sell some yearbooks.

[Ashley and Ashlyn laughs.]

Ashley Freund:
I love it.

Ashlyn Halperin:
I love it.

Wendy Christensen:
Ugh... Alright so I'm a total whore. [Wendy stands up to take a picture of Ashley and Ashlyn.]

[Wheelhouse of drawbridge. Big Boy has forced Lips Manlis into a steel box and is pouring wet concrete into it]

Big Boy Caprice:
Oh look Lips, you dirtied your pretty tuxedo. Looks like you need a bath!

Lips Manlis:
The "Bath"?! Not "the bath", Big Boy, not "the bath"!

Big Boy Caprice:
It was great working for you but now it is time to retire.

Lips Manlis:
Ain't we pals, Big Boy? Ain't we pals?

Big Boy Caprice:
There are no pals in this business, Lips, you taught me that! I hate to do this, and I'm gonna miss you, but all is fair in love and business - Benjamin Franklin.

[Big Boy's hoods seal box and open trap door]

Lips Manlis:
NO!

[They drop the crate into the water below]

Big Boy Caprice:
All right, put the word out! Lips' territory is my territory now. Anyone who was working for him, is working for me. Everything he owns, I own!

[when being grabed by Jimmy]

Vincent:
Don't touch me unless you love me.

[when Lara approaches, the demon knight bursts out of the barn on horseback, still carrying Father Patrick]

Demon Knight (Vladimir Kaleta):
[to Father Patrick] Who is this that stands before me? The first to visit me in my prison seven hundred years past.

Father Patrick:
Seven hundred years? All alone in a barn? Huh, those winter nights must have just flown by.

Demon Knight (Vladimir Kaleta):
Silence, ignorant heretic, or I behead you!

[the horseman then shoves the priest off the horse. He lands on the ground in a heap]

Lara Croft:
Leave him be!

Demon Knight (Vladimir Kaleta):
For the child has spirit, but what is that? When this island is littered with the bones of holy men. My gift to them for their spirit in obstructing me from claiming my rightful inheritance.

Father Patrick:
And this inheritance, I would wonder, would be some way to explain why your walking and breathing when you should be gone long past?

Demon Knight (Vladimir Kaleta):
The inheritance is the gift of eternal life. Contained within an ancient scroll. Concealed by the dullard Abbot and his cohorts. The scroll, which draws forth pale demon blood through my veins. I am no longer man. I am one for the earth and one for above the gaping abyss of Hades.

Father Patrick:
So why stay on the island? Came for a holiday and fell in love with the scenery?

Demon Knight (Vladimir Kaleta):
Hold your yapping tongue for want I clip it! Boils and plagues plaster over this island and its treacherous inhabitants! For it was they, and their ox little abbot, who plotted to incarcerate me in this dungeon hall for an eternity. I, Vladimir Kaleta, who worshipped in the first Kremlin, who butchered the Swede and the Lefsky on the banks of the River Neva. Incarcerated within this prison of flowing water!

[When Mal realises Uma has put a love spell on Ben.]

Mal:
Look at me.

Uma:
No, look at me. You love me, remember?

Mal:
No, you don’t.

Uma:
Yes, you do.

Mal:
Ben, look at me.

Uma:
(To Fairy Godmother) Bring down the barrier now!

Fairy Godmother:
I do not take orders from you!

Uma:
Ben?

Mal:
Ben, I never told you that I loved you because I thought that I wasn’t good enough. And I thought that it was only a matter of time before you realised that yourself. But Ben, that’s me! I’m part Isle and part Auradon.

Uma:
Ben, eyes over here.

Mal:
And Ben, you’ve always known who we were and who we can be.

Uma:
Don’t listen to her.

Mal:
I know what love feels like now, Ben. Of course, I love you. Ben, I’ve always loved you.

(Pulls him into a kiss. She pulls away and Ben smiles at her lovingly.)

Ben:
Mal...

Evie:
True love’s kiss. Works every time.

[when Scooby, Shaggy, Mystery Inc. and Falcon Force defeat Cerberus by using the Rottens as bowling balls to make it slip and fall back into the realm of the Underworld]

Shaggy:
Man, looks like we just spared the world!

Scooby:
[chuckles] Bowling puns!

Shaggy:
[he and Scooby fistbump] This is so us!

[Everyone shuts the gate to the Underworld, trapping Cerberus]

Shaggy:
OK, so how do we lock that puppy up? [Velma, Daphne and Fred look at each other, then at Scooby and Shaggy, worriedly] What?

Velma:
One of you has to hold the gates shut here…

Daphne:
…while one of you locks them from… inside the Underworld.

Shaggy:
[distraught] What? No! There has to be another way. Right, Velma?

Velma:
Alexander the Great built these gates to be locked only by him… and his dog, Peritas. As the last descendant of Peritas, Scooby has to do it.

Daphne:
But the prophecy says he needs his best friend to help him.

Fred:
That's you, Shaggy.

[Shaggy and Scooby look at each other, before the latter looks towards the gate with the rotating lock with a handprint and pawprint on two different sides. Scooby then looks on in determination and courage]

Scooby:
There's no other way. I'm the key. I'll go.

Shaggy:
No.

[Scooby then makes his way to the gate, with everyone looking at him gloomily; he then stops by the lock, as he prepares to place his paw on it, but all of a sudden, Shaggy slaps the two-sided lock, flipping it to the handprint side]

Shaggy:
It says one of us had to be on the inside, but it doesn't say which one.

Scooby:
[worried] No!

[Scooby flips the lock back to the pawprint side, making Shaggy gasp; both Shaggy and Scooby then flip the lock to either the handprint or pawprint sides of the lock, before Shaggy stood in front of it when it was turned to the handprint side, which Scooby accidentally slaps him multiple times to prevent him from touching the lock]

Shaggy:
[grabbing Scooby's paw and calming him down] Buddy, back when we were kids, you saved me. Now it's my turn. [then places his hand on the lock's handprint side, activating the gate in which Shaggy then disappears]

Scooby:
[horrified] No! Don't! Raggy, wait! No!

[Scooby gasps, after the gate to the Underworld then locks, before Shaggy appears on the lock from the other side of the gate, then saddened]

Scooby:
Raggy.

Shaggy:
Scoob, you're the best friend I could ever ask for. [sighs] And you always will be.

[As the gate completely locks, Scooby whimpers as he watches the lock's reflection of Shaggy dissipate, turning into a glowing green lock of the pawprint; Scooby then saddenly places his paw on the pawprint, which makes the entire gate as well as the entire ancient temple to vanish back into the temple's present state; Scooby then whimpers and then starts sobbing, howling and mourning the loss of his friend. The gang comes over to him and gives him a comforting hug as themselves and the Falcon Force grieved about Shaggy as well.]

Scooby:
[sobs] Raggy... [Daphne, Velma and Scooby sobbing]

Velma:
Are we missing something? "A pair whose friendship forever grows." [wipes her eyes] Does it mean something else?

Daphne:
[looks Scooby in the eyes] I think it means that Scoob and Shaggy's friendship will live on... whether they're together or not. [hugs Scooby]

Velma:
But...why would Alexander make a gate that would separate him from his best friend forever?

Fred:
He must have built a way out.

Daphne:
[looking behind Velma] Uh, guys?

[A statue of Alexander the Great and Peritas magically appear in front of the gang]

Velma:
It's Alexander the Great. Look at this inscription. It's a message from him. "Our bond will never break or bend..."

Dynomutt:
"...so, my friend, it's time to return home."

Velma:
Maybe Scooby should give it a try.

[Scooby walks up to the statue and sadly looks at it]

Scooby:
Raggy, you promised you'd never leave. Come home.

[A door magically unlocks and opens to reveal Shaggy, who is unharmed]

Scooby:
Raggy?

[Cerberus's paw kicks him out and closes the door as the statue disappears]

Shaggy:
Zoinks! I guess friendship really did save the day.

Scooby:
[relieved] Raggy! [laughs in joy]

Shaggy:
Scooby-Doo!

[Scooby runs up to Shaggy and hugs him as do the gang]

Daphne:
I love you guys!

[Dee Dee laughs]

Daphne:
You gave us quite a scare, Shaggy.

[Shaggy takes Scooby's collar out of his pocket and puts it back on Scooby's neck as Scooby himself smiles]

Shaggy:
Well, it takes more than a 3-headed monster to keep me away from my best bud.

Velma:
Tank, empath, brain. I finally figured out what you guys are. You're the heart of Mystery, Inc.

[Scooby licks Shaggy as the Falcon Force look happily at them and Dynomutt licks Brian, which he exclaims in pain]

Dynomutt:
Sorry. Metal tongue. Shoulda thought that through.

Dastardly:
[angrily] Put me down, you traitorous tin cans!

[Two flying Rottens, who had captured Dastardly and Muttley, lower them in front of the gang]

Muttley:
Rasm-Frasm. Stupid robots!

Brian:
Time for you to pay for your crimes, Dick Dastardly.

Shaggy:
Or is it? [pulls off a mask revealing…]

All:
Simon Cowell?! [Muttley growls angrily at him]

Daphne:
Wow, that is a solid impersonation.

Simon Cowell:
Thank you. I also played Rum Tum Tugger in my secondary school's production of Cats.

Velma:
This makes no sense. How could he have time to judge the world's greatest talent shows and build a giant airship? [pulls off another mask to reveal he is really… the real Dastardly!]

All:
Dick Dastardly?!

Dastardly:
Drat! No one ever goes for the double unmasking. [Muttley snickers as Dastardly frowns at him]

Brian:
[to Dastardly] You are coming with us.

[The Falcon Force carry Dastardly and Muttley away to custody]

Dastardly:
I would've gotten away with it, if it weren't for you MISMATCHED MEDDLING MISCREANTS!

Fred:
Congratulations, you two. You just saved the world.

Daphne:
How do you feel?

Scooby and Shaggy:
Hungry.

[The gang laugh]

[when Special Sister, got caught, she then gets tied up on a cross to drink her blood from the Vampire Altar/Choir Boys]

Vampire Choirboy:
Lady Priest, with hate in your love and mercy, I drink your blood. Let it bring health in mind and body.

Special Sister:
[bleep] YOU!

Vampire Choirboy:
May the blood of this fat lady bring me to everlasting life.

Special Sister:
SUCK IT, FREAK! I'LL NEVER BE ONE OF YOU!

Vampire Choirboy:
No, Sister, you will never be one of us. We're gonna bleed you out, and you will die.

Special Sister:
YOU CAN'T TURN ME. YOUR DARK,, EROTIC POWER HAD NO EFFECT ON ME.

Vampire Choirboy:
Okay, that's no problem.

Special Sister:
Why the church? Why priests? Why meeeee?

Vampire Choirboy:
Taste -- Priests taste good.

Special Sister:
AAAAAAH! I MAY TASTE GOOD TO YOU, BUT YOUR STRANGE IMMORTAL BLOOD DOESN'T TASTE GOOD TO ME. You can't make me drink your androgynous yet powerful juices.

Vampire Choirboy:
We're not trying to.

Special Sister:
Well, good, 'cause I don't want it.

Vampire Choirboy:
Then we agree.

Special Sister:
YES! Finally. We agree to agree.

Vampire Choirboy:
We'll just agree to agree, then.

Special Sister:
Yes.

Vampire Choirboy:
You bleed and die...

Special Sister:
No!

Vampire Choirboy:
...we drink your blood.

Special Sister:
No!

Vampire Choirboy:
Less talking, more dying.

Special Sister:
No, more talking, less dying.

Vampire Choirboy:
[tired] Just shut up and die.

Special Sister:
No! Let's keep talking.

Vampire Choirboy:
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS BLEED!

Special Sister:
Have you seen any movies lately?

Vampire Choirboy:
What?

Special Sister:
Have you gone to see any movies?

Vampire Choirboy:
NO!

Special Sister:
What's your favorite tv show?

[when the marines are waking up from hibernation]

Drake:
They ain't pay us enough for this, man.

Dietrich:
Not enough to wake up every day to your face, Drake.

Drake:
What? Is that a joke?

Dietrich:
Oh, I wish it were.

Drake:
Hey, Hicks. Man, you look just like i feel.

Apone:
[walking along the line of cryo pods] All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the Corps! Day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet. Every paycheck a fortune. Every formation a parade. I love the Corps!

Hudson:
Man, this floor is freezing!

Apone:
What do you want me to do, fetch the slippers for ya?

Hudson:
Gee, would you, sir? I'd like that.

Apone:
[pulls the skin off his eyeball] Look into my eye!

[while Aquaman is being operated on]

Superman:
His own hand... I can't believe it.

Green Lantern:
I told you he was a madman.

Mera:
Is it madness to sacrifice all for someone you love?

[while eating lunch and discussing the passing of Debbie]

Laine Morris:
I don't know. When I'm in the house, it just feel strange.

Isabelle:
You miss Debbie. I mean we all do.

Laine Morris:
No, this is different. I can't explain it. [stammering] It's like she's there.

Trevor:
Lainey, listen. Everyone is still in shock, okay? But those things you were telling me the other day about feeling guilty, you don't have to keep doing this to yourself.

Laine Morris:
Do you ever feel like, even after someone you love has died, there's still a way you can talk to them?

Trevor:
But you can't do that. She's gone.

Laine Morris:
The board. Isn't that what you're supposed to do with it?

[while Eddie has his way with his hypnotized chambermaid Nora]

Eddie:
This is what you've always wanted. Taught to be quiet, obedient. It's what you've always wanted. Serve your master, serve your lover. You will not hear me until I tell you to listen. You'll continue to make love to me... 'cause I'm the one you love. Oh, this is the way I wanted it. I can't cope with these other women. They always want something. They're always talking. Always wanting you to be somebody. Do things. Yes, they always want you to do things, talk to you. They always get on your back about this and that. I can't stand that. That's not for me.

[while fighting robotic samurai warriors with red eyes]

Spider-Man:
The strong, silent type, huh? I bet the ladies love you guys!

[while Gary Bunda disguising as Joey singing the song for Amy, the police officer came to stop the music by thinking that Joey Fatone is having sex with an underage girl]

Gary Bunda (as Joey Fatone):
What are you doing?

Police Officer:
Come with me, please.

Gary Bunda (as Joey Fatone):
I'm Joey Fatone. I'm from N'Sync. I'm Joey Fatone from N'Sync! I made love to this little girl!

Miranda:
Wow. Amy's boyfriend's like 50 years old. And she had sex with him.

Cody:
Oh, gross.

Miranda:
[chanting] Slut! Slut! Slut!

Amy:
[to Gary] You ruined everything!

Gary Bunda (as Joey Fatone):
No, boys love sluts! It's good! Choose your sexuality! Own your sexuality!

[while Gary collected all the beavers that followed him into the cage, Claude sees one of beavers that has Adolf Hitler's body parts on them]

Claude:
Dr. Mengele? Are you cloning Hitler?

Dr. Mengele:
What? No. [laughs]

Gary Bunda:
[getting humped] Oh, they've got duck penises!

Dr. Mengele:
You're crazy! Just because I'm German, everything's Hitler, Hitler, Hitler! That's very hurtful.

Claude:
You're wearing the armband!

Dr. Mengele:
That is heritage, not hate.

Dr. Mengele:
Look, everyone loves pure adrenaline thrill rides. Why not pure race of men?

Claude:
Eh.

Dr. Mengele:
People are so PC these days. Hitler wasn't like that. He would speak his mind. He was a great man. He deserves to be cloned! But I'm definitely not trying to clone Hitler.

[Cloned Hitler suddenly gets out of the blanket revealing that Dr. Mengele actually cloned Hitler already]

Cloned Hitler:
Heil Hitler!

Claude:
I knew it! You're cloning Hitler!

Dr. Mengele:
No, no, no, no, no. Why would Hitler heil himself? [chuckles] I'm going to give you a t-shirt. I know you people love free, gaudy trinkets.

Claude:
[reads the t-shirt] "The fourth reich, reich back at 'cha."

Dr. Mengele:
You would be required to wear that if we were ever to take over Hell, which we are definitely not doing.

Claude:
Definitely not doing. Right. Okay. I'm gonna get, an um...I actually left my fiddler on the roof. So, adios! Have a good one.

Dr. Mengele:
Auf Wiedersehen!

[while Gordon was about to make his speech, the lights went out when someone captures Gordon until the light came back on]

Principal Jenkins:
Gordon? Where's Gordon? For the love of god, has anyone seen Gordon? GORDOOOON!

Student In The Back:
Principal Jenkins smokes pole!

[while investigating the case of a popular teenager murdered by her three closest friends]

Elliot Stabler:
I love these little cliques. They're like the Mafia - nobody knows nothin'.

[while listening to love song from Titanic]

Natalie:
What kind of dumb bitch lets Leonardo DiCaprio drown?

Anne:
Nat, mind your own business

[while making love]

Major Anya Amasova:
But James, what will our superiors say?

James Bond:
They're never going to know.

[while moving furniture]

Jonathan Gosselin:
Push, my love. Puuuush!

Kate Gosselin:
Last time I did that, we had twins!

[while Mr. Koenig is waiting outside Harry's apartment, an explosion is heard inside. Harry comes out, his face black with soot, and coughs out a cloud of smoke]

Harry Stone:
[polite] Yes?

Mr. Koenig:
I want you and your exploding yak hair out of that apartment now, or I'm calling the cops!

Harry Stone:
Mr. Koenig, I've paid you two months rent, and a substantial security deposit, so if you want me out that'll be three months of eviction proceedings, during which time you're not gonna see a penny of rent, and when it finally goes to trial, I'm gonna testify under oath that you and I have been involved in a torrid love affair.

[He leans forward and pecks Mr. Koenig on the nose, takes his package from Koenig's stunned hand, and exits into his apartment]

[While Peter is checking the list, Candice walks to him.]

Candice Hooper:
Hey.

Peter Friedkin:
Hey. Oh, it's, uh, Candice, right?

Candice Hooper:
Not funny. [grabs Peter]

Peter Friedkin:
Oh, hey---

[Candice kisses Peter]

Peter Friedkin:
Okay sorry, this is not a vacation okay? this is a business retreat. So we're gonna be all business for the next two days. Sorry. I love you, but doesn't change the fact that you're still an intern.

[Candice sighs as Peter leaves but stops.]

Peter Friedkin:
Oh, um?... but that 12:30 curfew tonight, You should plan on breaking that.

Candice Hooper:
Why?

Peter Friedkin:
For the naked team-building.

[Peter left as Candice smiles]