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Xavier:
If the computer virus is infecting people, then I need to get a human virus to infecticide the computer.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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Xavier:
I'm watching a woman washing. I wish I could see myself watching washing.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Xavier:
Look at the two of us. We can be like Beauty and the Beast. What do you say? Will you be my beast?

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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Young Xavier:
Wow, that's me years from now. I look cut. Hey, that's a nice chunk of chicken on my arm.

Xavier:
Look, we're in his vision -- my vision. Hey, shake hands with your future, old friend.

[Young Xavier's hand get burned from reaching]

Xavier:
Ooh, Frittata. Later, chompsky honk.

[Xavier's Young Vision ends]

Xavier:
Yeah, tricked the trickster. See still got the scar the prove it.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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Chief Master Guru:
In order to heal this wound, you must play a shakhashirisk wind trance.

[Xavier plays the instrument horribly]

[rainbow ignited randomly]

Chief Master Guru:
Your failure is merely a portent of dissapointments to come.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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Woman:
You gave me a nasty gash.

Xavier:
I better take a look at you stat. I'm a certified wahockamana healer.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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Chief Master Guru:
You must love the earth like you love your mother. Kiss your mother, youngling. Go on. Harder. She wants it harder.

Young Xavier:
It hurts.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Xavier:
Let me write that down.

[attempts to literally write the same words he said]

Xavier:
"Write that down."

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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Bully #2:
Is that f-f-freak h-harassing you? Or would you prefer "her ass in" you?

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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Xavier:
Hell, I flipped more lids than a soup kitchen of the MIND.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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Xavier:
Powers are for the weak. I have no powers. I mean, unless you count the power to blow MINDS with my weapons-grade philosophical insights.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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Xavier:
I was groping enlightenment in my bedroom, and before you could scream "murder by arson," our house was on fire. Couldn't save my parents.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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Xavier:
Went to the prom with a model, but she left with some jock. Dyke. But then I felt something in my gut -- The palpable suspicion that I had a deeper calling in life.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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Xavier:
Did you know there's over 87 combinations of those soul-scalding words? I found out the hard way. [echoes] Life.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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Xavier:
Other kids could be cruel. They'd call me names -- Dweeb, Chimp, Honky, Dweeby Chimp, Honky Dweeb, And, worst of all, Chompsky Honk.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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Xavier:
Like most folks, I've always been different, but not like the others.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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Xavier:
[echoes] Life. You could say it started when I was a kid.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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Xavier:
I'm a survivor. We're a dying breed.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

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Burbury Visitor Info:
Welcome to Burbury. What are looking for?

Xavier:
Well, Ma'am, I suppose I'm seeking a deep strata of truth. Perhaps you can answer the one question that has plagued thinkers for all time. [typing] What Doth Life?

Burbury Visitor Info:
One moment, please. Processing. Processing. Processing. Processing. [distorted] Processing. Processing. Depth Overload. Depth Overload.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Bully #2:
What's the matter, Ch-Ch-Chicken? Frightened? Or do you prefer, What's the matter, Chicken? F-F-Frightened?

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Bully:
Best stay away from that weirdo. You'll catch the feline aids.

Bully #2:
Yeah, from me. M-m-m-meow.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Clip:
What you gonna do, bird-beast, fly away on your cuddle bone?

Bully #2:
Yeah, cuddle this b-b-b-b-b-bone.

[throws the bone at Xavier under his pants]

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Xavier:
You shattered my shakashuri.

Bully:
I hope y'all can play it 3 feet up your ass.

Xavier:
Don't know. But I'd sure like to try.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

Xavier:
Please, I'm just a simple seeker on a spirit quest to discover... What Doth Life?

Clip:
We don't got no freaks here in Burbury, and we's done hate freaks with open, unquenchable cans of philosophical thirst-worms.

Xavier: Renegade Angel  Movie Quote

added 1 year ago

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